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Ola, how dare you include Deism as part of scientology ? @OP, an atheist is one, who does not believe in a supernatural deity. That is all. Satanism has different connotations and so one atheist could be a satanist and another might abhor the thought. That is all. |
I did not watch the clip neither am I a believer in anything supernatural. However, I prefer our native deities to the foreign ones (though I'll bow to neither). Reclaim your heritage and stop living off crumbs. |
Shed the hypocrisy and turn a new leaf. Christians more pious than those who front their holiness do fall to the pleasures of the flesh. Unless you have been messing with second rate dudes, you will fall too (addressed to those females who have answered at this point). First remove the Iroko tree from your eyes and afterwards shake of the scales. Only then will removing your blindfolds be effective. Its very easy to judge ! |
I may be wrong, but I think Tai Solarin (an atheist I think) asked that his body be thrown in a compost heap. Me myself, I think that when you go, thats it. So if my organs can be used to give another a meaningful life when mine is exhausted, I think thats a good thing. My only problem is with human nature. A friend of mine (a doctor) exposed me to the shenanigans that go on in the medical circle. Sometimes, vital organs are harvested for profit, even when the donor is not dead or dying. I'm still undecided. |
Right, Right. For people that only play soccer, whats the difference ? |
Thelstan:If had wanted to post the entire 666 points, I'd have done so at once. Copying and pasting isnt exactly difficult is it ? ![]() |
afam4eva:Afam take it easy biko. |
Thelstan:Audi alteram partem ![]() |
An unusual skull, but I dont think its an alien. If there are lifeforms outside our planets, I dont think they'd bear much resemblance to earth life forms. |
Deep Sight:Did you read the puddle analogy by Douglas Adams ? That puddle certainly imagined the hole it found itself in, perfectly designed for it. We know it is not so. You know, if there indeed was a designer, it/he/she certainly was not intelligent or particularly skilled. Since we are talking about the burden of proof, how do you ask someone to prove his reasons for rejecting a claim ? The claim was there in the first place. Then the rejection. So where does the burden of proof lie ? In the claim or in the rejection ? I think its actually a laughable non-starter. The world is teeming with too many elements evincing such particular and staggering design that it is almost disingenous to state that one has seen no evidence of design or a designer.No its good enough to dismiss the evidence so far. All the evidence provided by the claimants, sounds like wishful thinking and fantasies. Who/what is God ? Where is he ? And just for the records, Plaettons lion analogy is a very good one. It addresses the issue of indoctrination and reason. To his son, the fact that his father said so is a good reason to believe (remember he is just four). Inspite of this, he kept coming back for more proof, even though he was inclined to believe it, even risking being swallowed. Would you say the burden of proof was on the child to explain why he doesnt believe his father ? As he grew and got wiser, the story seemed improbable but he still asked for proof at risk of personal harm, and the father kept giving one excuse after the other. This is very like the God issue. Please let's be fair to each other. I provided the link, and you know very well that in that thread I have already addressed fully all the arguments i regard as absurd in the article - so I DID NOT pick and choose - and certainly did not ignore anything - whether or not you agreed with my conclusions.Yes you did provide the link, but extracting one line from it is not right. That line was made in a different context than the sentence standing alone suggests. Taken together, the sentence does not say what you make it say. Thats what I was referring to. You seem to be saying that Dawkins admits the improbabilty of life forms that we find. He doesnt really say that. I think that he who asserts the more bizzare thing has a greater burden of proof. And one look at the human anatomy (particularly the brain) is enough to convince me that it is more bizzare to regard it as being undesigned, than it is to regard it as designed.Its enough to convince you, but not others. Thats not a crime is it ? Anyway the bottom line is that the original claim is that there is a God, and its not correct to ask those who see no evidence (and thus do not believe) to prove so. |
Deep Sight:Lol Deep Sight. I did come across the thread some weeks ago and I read it. I dont remember if I got to the last page because the thread seemed to be derailed at some point. I'm trying to write a paper, so going through 10 pages is a bit much at the moment. By monday though, I'll look at it again and let you know if I have an opinion. Cheers. |
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Deep Sight:You found it compelling as a result of confirmation bias. plaetton:Its simple enough a repudiation, until more credible evidence for the existence of God comes to light. Jenwitemi:^^ Martian:Deep Sight is fond of doing that. I dont know why. Again, like with your brothers argument, you pick what you want and ignore the rest. There is this quote from Douglas Adams Imagine a puddle waking up one morning and thinking, "This is an interesting world I find myself in — an interesting hole I find myself in — fits me rather neatly, doesn't it? In fact it fits me staggeringly well, must have been made to have me in it!" This is such a powerful idea that as the sun rises in the sky and the air heats up and as, gradually, the puddle gets smaller and smaller, it's still frantically hanging on to the notion that everything's going to be alright, because this world was meant to have him in it, was built to have him in it; so the moment he disappears catches him rather by surprise. I think this may be something we need to be on the watch out for. We all know that at some point in the future the Universe will come to an end and at some other point, considerably in advance from that but still not immediately pressing, the sun will explode. We feel there's plenty of time to worry about that, but on the other hand that's a very dangerous thing to say. Martian:Thats the truth. There has to be more evidence than "look at the world/universe". He who asserts must prove. Only then does the burden shift. Feelings, no matter how deep they are, do not qualify as proof. |
[quote author=i.chuka link=topic=804350.msg9590277#msg9590277 date=1321705484]@Jayriginal. Brilliant work!!just wondering though,were you actually stand.?[/quote]Thank you Sir. As to where I stand, I do not believe in the God of the bible, of the Quran or of any God as described/worshipped by man. The majority of my friends are christians though. Also, I was raised a christian. mazaje:Thank you Sir ! |
Whoever wishes to be a Christian, let him pluck out the eyes of his reason.Christianity has evolved over the years. The bible was accepted as completely true by faith or by force. Gradually, as society developed and reason blossomed, certain irrationalities were "reasoned out" and given new meanings (for instance more than a few christians no longer believe the creation account. They champion evolution, but somehow tie it to God). There are lots of other instances where you find christians rationalizing portions of the bible. Lets look at Judges 14:5-6 5 Samson went down to Timnah together with his father and mother. As they approached the vineyards of Timnah, suddenly a young lion came roaring toward him. 6 The Spirit of the LORD came powerfully upon him so that he tore the lion apart with his bare hands as he might have torn a young goat. But he told neither his father nor his mother what he had done.Who believes that ? Only a christian can and for the simple reason that it is in the bible. He was with his parents and a young lion came roaring towards him. He tore the lion as easily as he would have torn a young goat (how easy is that ?) and his parents did not know ? He must have had lightening speed as well. In Edo mythology, there is a warrior referred to as Arhuan. He was said to be a giant and a strong warrior, who could uproot palm trees with his bare hands. I remember how my whole history class was giggling when the story was being discussed. Every rational person dismisses the story of Arhuan, but if it was in the bible they would accept it on faith. For the yorubas, my math teacher once told us the story of Ogedengbe. He said Ogedengbe was a strong warrior who never died in battle.He said any time Ogedengbe's head was cut off, he would pick up another persons head from the battle field and wear it. This also served as a disguise for him, as people could usually not be able to tell who Ogedengbe was (because he kept changing heads). Again, thinking people dismiss this story (including christians) but there are people who will accept it if its in the bible. In fact, see below If the bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it.Lets move on to the Yoruba story of creation, with Obatala, the chicken, the snail, and all that (sorry if the details arent that accurate, I hope the point is understood all the same). The Yoruba story of creation is just as valid as the account in Genesis but it is dismissed as a fable while the biblical account is adopted. On what basis ? Faith or reason. (The answer is faith. Reason holds them both to be equally ridiculous). Jesoul, this post is mainly for you (though anyone is free to respond). You tried to marry faith and reason together and I read your post with interest. Language is limited, but I can see you are trying to rationalize your brand of christianity (no offence meant whatsoever). You may not like it, but i.chuka seems right. Even Jesus admonished his listeners to be simple/childlike. The bible also talks about the "wisdom" of men/this world being folly unto God, not so ? Some of the so-called revelation occurs when a christian comes across a doctrine/passage that bothers him/her. He then searches and thinks until he/she comes up with a way to rationalize that passage/doctrine in a way that is more comfortable for him/herself. It is then called a revelation but perhaps an "aha" moment is a better term. Your Ice Cube analogy does not work Jesoul, for the simple reason that that, is not the kind of faith the bible talks about. Biblical faith is accept it because its in the bible or the annointed Pastor/Pope/Preacher/Person etc said so. Ice Cube made a plan, and had knowledge (as you yourself pointed out). Thats tantamount to saying that when I buy a recharge card, I have faith that my phone will be credited with the value of the card. No Jesoul, thats not the type of faith (if it can even be called a faith) the christian exercises. The type of faith the christian exercises is the believe it because I/the bible/(insert any authority) say so. Now thats faith . The much quoted biblical definition in Hebrews 11:1 doesnt help matters much. From Merriam-Webster Definition of FAITH^^ Like I said, language is limited but the bolded part, is the part i.chuka is talking about. The fact that you choose (if you do) to practice a "rational" version of christianity, has nothing to do with the question at hand. Allow me present certain issues in the bible. the earth was created in six literal days; women come from a man's rib; a snake, a donkey, and a burning bush spoke human language; the entire world was flooded, covering the mountains to drown evil; all animal species, millions of them, rode on one boat; language variations stem from the tower of Babel; Moses had a magic wand; the Nile turned to blood; a stick turned into a snake; witches, wizards, and sorcerers really exist; food rained from the sky for 40 years; people were cured by the sight of a brass serpent; the sun stood still to help Joshua win a battle, and it went backward for King Hezekiah; men survived unaided in a fiery furnace; a detached hand floated in the air and wrote on a wall; men followed a star which directed them to a particular house; Jesus walked on water unaided; fish and bread magically multiplied to feed the hungry; water instantly turned into wine; mental illness is caused by demons; a “devil” with wings exists who causes evil; people were healed by stepping into a pool agitated by angels; disembodied voiced spoke from the sky; Jesus vanished and later materialized from thin air; people were healed by Peter's shadow; angels broke people out of jail; a fiery lake of eternal torment awaits unbelievers under the earth , while there is life-after-death in a city which is 1,500 miles cubed, with mansions and food, for Christians only.Now be my guest and tell me why you believe these things; faith or reason. Also tell me if you dismiss incredulous stories that are not in the bible on faith or reason. PS: Before I am eaten alive, I want to say that I am certainly not characterizing each and every christian here. These are general but standard notions. There are christians for example who also mix God with ancestral worship. The issue is faith. Is it the "Ice Cubian" type or the "believe it even without evidence" type. |
From your brother (I wonder if he still holds the same views) Enigma: Enigma:Frosbel, maybe there will be atheists in heaven too. Guess what ? They'll still be telling you that God doesnt exist. ____ /__ ![]() |
Martian:Nice ! |
JeSoul:Actually what we have is confirmation bias (I will stick with any person or website or thing etc that agrees with my point. I will also only look for evidence that supports my point of view and ignore counter evidence, even if such counter evidence is stronger). In short, if it doesnt agree with me, ignore it. What are the ultimate cop outs of christianity ? Faith, revelation, personal experience etc. Those dont make for rational analysis. How can your revelation be superior to mine ? More on that soon. This happens in real life not just in religious matters (not the revelation bit though). Hence you have christians who are simply tired of this like my in-law Enigma responding as he is here.Actually, like I mentioned earlier, Enigmas first internet session was with Joagbaje, a fellow christian. Christians arent united (in general now) and each bases his own belief, on his own revelation. Who's revelation is better ? How do you test personal feelings ? Going to the source should be a good idea, except that both sides have access to the same source and can interpret it in light of their doctrine. Lets just say there is plenty of misunderstanding and miscommunication to go around. The vast majority of atheists we see - including the big shot priests like Dawkins - spend most of their time ridiculing religion - surely you can understand why theists aren't falling over themselves to accomodate themI agree with the misunderstanding bit. Calling Dawkins a priest though ? JeSoul:Actually Jesoul, let me amend that slightly "Enigma is a lovely guy once you agree with him ". Ahh, that sounds much more accurate.Enigma:Indeed! Only wimps come to the internet and "thug it out" . What a joke ! davidylan:Actually I did read what I pasted here. If you check the first 100 from the link, you will see that I omitted some of them. Did you read the so called 30 keys that you and your theists were praising ? Did you see when Jesoul commented that Buda was an atheist ? Did you see when someone commented that these so called 30 keys with a little tweaking coud be applied to Christians ? If I paste something here and you dont understand my intentions, ask me and I'll tell you. Dont make assumptions. You guys should lighten up abeg. An atheist was humorous enough to provide you with funny material to use against the atheists. The christians were happy. I was surprised at this. Now we are flipping the coin why the bad belle ? For that internet hulk that prides himself as an intellectual, his feelings have been hurt and he responds the only way he knows how. When I saw the list for the first time, I had several chuckles (the original 30). That is as it should be. Of course, some folks have no sense of humour, so here we are. first off, isnt the atheist counter logic here even more ridiculous? How does the atheist aim to prove that such complexities like the cell just appeared out of random? What is the atheists logical explanation for the above beyond "we dont know"? It takes far more faith to believe human body systems appeared out of thin air than a belief in God.You are assuming every atheist champions the theory of evolution. Not all do. I have read about it, and I hold it to be a more credible explanation than the creation story, but thats as far as it goes. It may be that the average christian feels that in dismissing one belief system, it must be replaced by another. That is not true. |
^^^ .You had no clue there did you ? I made a slip there due to the fact that you and your mentor were arguing so shallowly, I didn't really need to pay attention to refute your claims. You will see my position from the beginning to the end is consistent. Apart from that, there was my little moment of distraction (which you joyfully seized upon ignoring the other posts where I clearly made my points). Is that one of your tactics as well ,ARGUMENT FROM DISTRACTION (1) Make a pseudo-point Atheist refutes point (2) Repeat step one until the atheist gets bored and makes a slip. (3) Discountenance all the other points made, and claim you win (4) Oh yeah, also God exists. Your claim was that the court declared atheism to be a religion and I clearly showed that it was for the purpose of the first amendment. Being your new self, you went on the attack, when clearly the basics of the profession eludes you. The term shockingly ignorant is better applied to you my friend. If you with your claim of a PhD cannot understand a simple 13 page judgement, you would do well to learn in humility. Anyway, as I noted earlier, you are obviously the wisest person on nairaland. ![]() EDIT Your PhD isnt in theology is it ? ![]() |
THE BORG'S ARGUMENT FROM STAR TREK (1) You will be assimilated. (2) All your salvations belong to us. (3) Resistance is futile. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PRAYER (II) (1) When I pray, either it comes true or God has a better plan. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN DEMOCRACY (1) God would never allow a non-Christian to become president. (2) There has never been a non-Christian president. (3) Washington, Jefferson, John Adams, Madison, and Lincoln? They said some things that kind of sounded like Christian statements. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PAIN AVOIDANCE (1) If I don't believe God exists, I'll go to Hell. (2) Please don't hurt me. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM MOUNTAINS (1) People used to think gods lived on Mt. Olympus. (2) We've climbed Mt. Olympus and there were no gods there. (3) Therefore, pagan gods are false. (4) Therefore, the Christian God exists. ARGUMENT FROM FUZZY ANIMALS, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (VI) (1) Bunnies are cute. (2) Cuteness is not an evolutionary advantage. (3) Therefore, cuteness must have been designed. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM AMERICAN POLITICAL EXPEDIENCY (1) The vast majority of the Americans believe in God. (2) I'll get elected if I believe in God. (3) Therefore, God exists. W'S ARGUMENT FROM PRESIDENTIAL IGNORANCE (1) If I ask God to blesserize Texas, nobody'll mess with it. (2) Nobody messes with Texas. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM COINCIDENCE (1) We were driving home with our youth pastor when it started to rain really hard outside. (2) We pulled over to the side of the road, joined hands and asked gawd to deliver us home safely. (3) We arrived home safely. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM COMPUTERS (1) I tried to delete a copy of the TEN COMMANDMENTS from my computer. It would not have mattered as I had another copy on file. (2) Still the computer malfunctioned. (3) The computer had more sense than atheists who made it. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INVISIBILITY (1) God is invisible. (2) I can't see God. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM RAIN, a.k.a. PERCHANCE'S SISTER'S ARGUMENT (III) (1) I wanted it to be a sunny day. (2) I prayed it wouldn't rain. (3) We had two thunderstorms. (4) Obviously, God didn't want to answer my prayer. (5) Of course not! What a selfish thing to pray for! How dare I try to compel God to my selfish desires! (6) The rain was God's punishment for my selfish desires. (7) Therefore, God exists. METACROCK'S ARGUMENT FOR GOD (I) (1) I have a philosophy degree. (2) Your knowledge in philosophy is paltry in comparison to mine. (3) Therefore you are unable to comprehend my intense philosophical proofs of God's existence. (4) Therefore, God exists. METACROCK'S ARGUMENT FOR GOD (II) (1) I created the term "arbitrary necessity". (2) It is a golden principle and applies to whatever I say it does. (3) I say an eternal universe is an arbitrary necessity. (4) Therefore, God exists. BEN FRANKLIN'S ARGUMENT FROM BEER (I) (1) "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." (2) Beer exists. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM BEER (II) (1) Christian: Whatever you believe in is your god. (2) Atheist: I believe I'll have another beer. (3) Ha ha. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM MONKEYS (1) If man came from monkeys, there shouldn't be any more monkeys. (2) There are still monkeys. (3) Therefore, God Exists. ARGUMENT FROM C.S. LEWIS (1) C.S. Lewis had a lot of good arguments in favor of Christianity , at least that’s what all my Christian friends tell me. (2) C.S. Lewis wrote some popular books too! (3) So anything C.S. Lewis said must be right! (4) Therefore, God Exists. ARGUMENT FROM UNIVERSAL DESTRUCTION (1) I woke up this morning and found that the universe still exists. (2) Therefore, its destruction was averted by God. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM DEAD FIREFIGHTERS (1) All those dead firefighters were blessed by a Catholic priest before they gave their lives. (2) For people they didn't even know! (3) Yes, they were TOO mostly Catholics! (4) I just know! (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM TODD BEAMER (1) Todd Beamer prayed "Our Father" with a switchboard operator after his flight was hijacked. (2) Todd Beamer was a hero. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM FALWELL (1) Jerry Falwell said some really stupid things after September 11th. (2) Then he apologized! (3) He was inspired by God to repent! (4) No, it had nothing to do with the public outcry! (5) Why? Because God told me so! (6) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM UNNAMED SCIENTISTS (I) (1) Some famous scientists believed in God. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM FLOWERS, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (VII) (1) That flower is pretty. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INSTRUMENTATION (1) You are an atheist. (2) You did something kind. (3) You are an instrument of God. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM QUANTUM PHYSICS (1) Quantum physics uses an uncertainty principle. (2) There is room for God. (3) Therefore, God exists. That brings us to 200 ![]() |
ARGUMENT FROM TORNADOS (1) A large tornado hit Kansas City. (2) The tornado missed a church but destroyed several hundred homes. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM SPAGHETTI (1) A few people saw something weird in a bowl of spaghetti. (2) Some Catholics believe that it is the Virgin Mary. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM MONEY (1) All U.S. currency contains the motto "In God We Trust." (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE (I) (1) The Pledge clearly states that America is "one nation, under God * * *." (2) The existence of God is thus a necessary condition for the existence of America. (3) America exists. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM THE FOUNDING FATHERS (I) (1) Some of America's Founding Fathers wrote favorably about the Bible. (2) The Founding Fathers were really, really smart. (3) Accordingly, the Bible must be true. (4) The Bible says that God exists. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM THE FOUNDING FATHERS (II) (1) The Declaration of Independence includes the words "God" and "Creator". (2) Only a Christian would include the words "God" and "Creator"! (3) Therefore this is a Christian Nation. (4) A Christian Nation couldn't last over 200 years without God's help. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM THE FALL OF PAGAN ROME (1) When Jesus was crucified, the Roman Empire was pagan, ruled by a pagan emperor. (2) A couple of hundred years later, lots of Romans were Christians, and the emperor was a Christian too! (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM LOTS OF BOOKS (1) The Bible has lots of books written by lots of authors over a long period of time. (2) Through centuries of vigorous apologetics we've been able to forge a more or less coherent plot for the whole Bible. (3) It is beyond human ability for so many authors over so long a time to write so many books from which we could hammer such a plot. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM UNLIKE OTHER RELIGIONS (I), e.g. ARGUMENT FROM SACRIFICE (1) The Bible said Jesus died for our sins. (2) No other religious text describes a god that died for our sins! (3) Osiris, Mithra, Ishtar, Hercules, Horus, Perseus, Bacchus, Tammuz, Hermes, and Prometheus? Never heard of them! (4) Therefore, the Christian God exists. ARGUMENT FROM UNLIKE OTHER RELIGIONS (II), e.g. ARGUMENT FROM JESUS' RESURRECTION (1) The Bible said Jesus rose from the dead. (2) No other religious text describes a god that rose from the dead! (3) All those other resurrected saviors? Never heard of them! (4) Therefore, the Christian God exists. ARGUMENT FROM BRUTE FORCE (1) [Christian tears Darwin Fish off car, breaks it in thirds, sticks it to driver's side window.] (2) Therefore, the Theory of Evolution is wrong. (3) Therefore, creationism is right. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM TROY (1) There is little archeological evidence for the events in Exodus. (2) But look at Troy! It was discovered when people thought the Iliad was only a story! So who knows if there would be a time evidence for Exodus was discovered? (3) Therefore the Exodus actually happened. (4) Therefore the Bible is true. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM BIBLICAL PROPHECY (I) (1) The book of Daniel made some prophecies. (2) The prophecy was later fulfilled by other records in the Book of Daniel. (3) The prophecy came true! (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM SHAME (1) The Bible showed a group of people performing embarassing actions. (2) It must be true if the book describes negative events. (3) Therefore, the Bible is describing historical events. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM EQUAL VALUE (PC ARGUMENT II) (1) Evolution and the scientific worldview is a worldview. Similarly, the biblical worldview is a worldview. (2) You are not discriminating against our worldview are you? (3) The Biblical worldview is as good as the scientific worldview. (4) Therefore, God exists. LIBERALS' ARGUMENT FROM MODERATION (1) The Creationist side occupies an extreme side of the spectrum. (2) Similarly, the atheist side occupies another extreme side of the spectrum. (3) The liberals are in between. (4) Therefore, the liberal position on God is the most correct. (5) Therefore, God exists. JACK CHICK'S ARGUMENT FROM COMICS (1) I have all these cool Jesus comics. (2) I also think that guy called Eternal is smart with all those great arguments. (3) Those comics sure convinced me! (4) Therefore, God exists. HENRY MORRIS' ARGUMENT FROM EVIDENTIAL ASSERTION (1) God exists. (2) Therefore all physical evidence (fossil record etc.) must show this. (3) Therefore it does. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF MEANNESS (1) If God didn't exist, it would be mean of him to make me believe he did! (2) God isn't mean. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM WE ALL GOT FAITH (1) We all believe in something. (2) Therefore we all have faith. (3) My faith in God is no different from your faith that the sun will rise tomorrow morning. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM COOLNESS (1) That's really cool. (2) God must have done that. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM WTC, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM TERRORISM (III) (1) Terrorists destroyed the WTC, killing thousands. (2) An intact Bible was found in the ruins. (3) No, wait, it turns out it was a dictionary. (4) Oh well, God exists anyway. PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS' ARGUMENT FROM COLLEGE FUNDING (1) You believe in God. (2) If I ever find out that you don't believe in God, you won't get any money for college! (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM SNOWFLAKES, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (V) (1) Out of 3,300 pictures of snow-crystals catalogued no two are exactly alike. Each has 6 points crossing at a 60 degree angle. If one is like a fern it has 6 out-pointing leaves; if like a windmill, it has 6 sails; if like a starfish, 6 ribs; or if like a fir tree, 6 stems with plumes set in perfect symmetry. This makes 3 distinct triangles to each flake. The Hebrew word for snow equals 333 (Hebrew letters stand for numbers). (2) Could it not be that God has set His symbol of the Triune God in each flake? The average snow storm produces about 1000 billion crystals. (3) Only an intelligent being could design so many forms. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM CUSTODY (1) We have legal custody of your son. (2) If you don't act as though the Christian God exists, then we won't let you see him. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM FIDEISM, a.k.a. MARTIN GARDNER'S ARGUMENT (1) Atheists are absolutely right. There is no logical reason to believe God exists. (2) But He makes me feel good anyway. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PEPPER'S PHILOSOPHY CLASS, a.k.a. THE ENERGY ARGUMENT (1) Things that exist have energy. (2) Energy is alive. (3) All living things are made from energy. (4) God is made from energy. (5) Therefore, God Exists. ARGUMENT FROM A BAD TRIP (1) I went to a party and took LSD. (2) I saw demons attacking me. (3) Then Jesus came and drove the demons away. (4) So I joined the Assemblies of God. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM A GOOD TRIP (1) I went to a party and took LSD. (2) I saw God and Jesus, and they love me. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM STUPIDITY (1) I am stupid. (2) God made man in his own image. (3) There are all horrible disasters going around the world. (4) God is omnipotent in power. (5) God is too stupid to do anything about these things. (6) Therefore, God exists. |
Back to balancing the equation. More fundamentalist mantras. ARGUMENT FROM NON-CONFRONTATION (1) I am not here to argue with you atheists. (2) But come on, God obviously exists. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM EXODUS (1) If the Exodus story has any basis in historical fact, then God exists. (2) Some guy found some chariot wheels at the bottom of the Red Sea. (3) There is absolutely no other way that chariots could get to the bottom of the Red Sea. (4) This means the Exodus story is true. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM MARTYRDOM (1) The apostles would not have died for something they knew wasn't true. (2) Atheist notes that the NT doesn't mention anyone dying for their knowledge of Jesus' "physical" resurrection. (3) Atheist also gives examples of martyrs outside Christendom. (4) Obviously those examples were fooled by Satan. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM TINKERBELL (1) I really want God to be real. (2) If you wish for something really hard, it'll come true. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF DISPROOF, a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM SHIFTED BURDEN OF PROOF (1) You can't prove God doesn't exist! (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM ANECDOTAL EXPERIENCE (I) (1) I once experienced something I can't explain. (2) Atheist offers several possible, natural explanations. (3) You're just guessing! I was there. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM ANECDOTAL EXPERIENCE (II) (1) I have experienced feelings of God's presence in my mind. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM NEUROSCIENCE (1) Scientists say a portion of our brain may be responsible for mystical experiences. (2) God must have created our brain like that. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM EYEWITNESS (SOMETIMES FOLLOWS OR COMBINED WITH LACK OF EYEWITNESS I) (1) Someone wrote the creation story in the Bible. (2) That someone must have been an eyewitness to the described events. (3) The only possible eyewitness was God. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EYEWITNESS (I) (1) You weren't there to witness abiogenisis/Big Bang/etc. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EYEWITNESS (II) (1) No one's ever seen one species turn into another. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM HALF A WING (1) Half of a wing is useless! (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PREFERRED ANCESTRY (1) I don't want to be related to monkeys. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM FOOLISHNESS (1) The Bible says atheists are fools. (2) I don't want to be a fool. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PIG'S TOOTH (1) Some scientists once thought a tooth was from an 'ape-man.' (2) Later scientists discovered it was a pig's tooth. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (I) (1) Someone made fun of my faith. (2) God said that persecution would happen. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (II) (1) Jesus said that people would make fun of Christians. (2) I am an idiot. (3) People often point that out. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (III) (1) You atheists are mean! (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM JESUS SAID STUFF (1) Jesus said some really cool stuff. (2) No one else had said that stuff. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM DIFFERENCES (1) The Christian God is different than the gods of other religions. (2) Therefore, the Christian God exists. ARGUMENT FROM CHRISTIAN MORALITY (altho it could probably be adapted to just about any religion) (1) Somewhere, someone who called himself or herself a Christian did something nice. (2) This person was probably not lying. (3) Therefore, this person was a Christian. (4) Therefore, Christians do nice things. (5) Therefore, Christians are moral. (6) Christians believe in the Bible. (7) Therefore, the Bible is moral. ( The Bible is God's word. It says so.(9) Therefore, God is moral. (10) (We are just ignoring all the not-nice things that Christians may or may not have done in the past, it's hard to trust history anyway, there are enemies of God working everywhere). (11) A moral God would be really nice. (12) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM CRAZINESS, a.k.a. PERCHANCE'S SISTER'S ARGUMENT (I) (1) I would go crazy if I didn't believe in God. (2) I am not crazy, and don't want to go crazy. (3) Therefore, God exists. MRS. POPE'S ARGUMENT FROM CHOCOLATE (1) Chocolate is God's gift to humanity. (2) Therefore, God exists. (3) Now class, would anyone like to attempt an Argument From Beer? ARGUMENT FROM WWJD (1) I have the “What Would Jesus Do?” T-shirt, bracelet, baseball hat, and shoelaces. (2) I wear them in public. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INTEREST (1) If God really doesn’t exist than atheists wouldn’t spend so much time talking about him. (2) [Atheist refutes (1).] (3) Therefore, God exists. REID’S ARGUMENT (1) You assume that your senses are reliable even though you can’t prove it. (2) That means I get to assume anything I want. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY (1) [Christian posts argument.] (2) [Atheist refutes argument.] (3) Atheist, you obviously didn’t understand my argument. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM CATCH-PHRASE, a.k.a. INVERSE TRUE SCOTSMAN ARGUMENT (1) There are no atheists in foxholes. (2) [Atheist points out atheists in foxholes.] (3) They don’t count. (4) Therefore, God exists. TERCEL’S ARGUMENT FROM PROBABILITY (1) We should believe what probably is true. (2) I have arbitrarily assigned the proposition “God exists” a probability of 0.75. (3) That probability came from my a.s.s, which I know assigns extremely accurate probabilities to propositions concerning the existence of God. (4) So God probably exists. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM FREE GIFT, a.k.a. KISSING HANK'S ASS (I) (1) If some guy came up to you on the street and offered you a billion dollars for nothing in return, would you take the money or deny his existence? (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM CHARITY (1) Atheists don’t build hospitals. (2) [Atheist points out Bill Gates and Ted Turner, who donate billions of dollars to charity.] (3) Yes, but do they build hospitals? (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM SERIOUS ASSERTION (1) God exists. (2) No, seriously. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM POSITIVE OUTCOME (1) Even if God doesn’t exist, it would be better if people believed He did. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EVIDENCE (I) (1) I believe that if God exists, there will be no evidence for his existence. (2) There is no evidence for the existence of God. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EVIDENCE (II) (MODIFIED SIMPSON’S ARGUMENT) (1) God, if you exist, please give me absolutely no sign. (2) (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM IDIOCY (1) I am an idiot. (2) Even an idiot can see that God exists. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM TERRORISM (I) (1) Terrorists destroyed the WTC, killing thousands. (2) One piece of the rubble sort of looks like a cross. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM TERRORISM (II) (1) A plane was hijacked by terrorists. (2) The passengers prayed and attacked the terrorists. (3) The plane crashed into a field, killing all aboard. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM TERRORISM (III), a.k.a. PERCHANCE'S SISTER'S ARGUMENT (II) (1) September 11th was really, really bad. (2) We have bad things happen to us when we're doing something bad. (3) Therefore, September 11th was a punishment for something we did. (4) Maybe it was being arrogant? (5) Yeah, that's it! (6) God let September 11th happen to teach America humility. (7) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM MASS MURDER (1) Stalin was an atheist. (2) He murdered millions of people. (3) Therefore, God exists. |
plaetton:He is a lawyer/lecturer |
Enigma you keep repeating the same things ad infinitum. What claim do you lay to expertise on theology ? Do you and most others have any better claim to theological expertise than your best friend Dawkins ? ![]() Most people here go thus : I am a spirit filled christian. Therefore, I know/feel it in my spirit and you dont (ie those who dont believe what you believe). Do you have more than this ? If so, let us know. If not stop parroting the claim that you are the sole possessor of knowledge (of theology). EDIT |
^^ You used to be different. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=4959.msg186216#msg186216 Enigma: Enigma: Enigma: Enigma: Enigma:I think Joagbaje was the first you sparred with. What happened to you ? |
@Plaetton, I hear you brother. Dont mind the thin skinned Christoholics jare. JeSoul:You definitely should, to see if you are using any of the Christian arguments. If you dont see yours here, use the link I provided. Why dont we all have fun on this thread. You do me, I do you, god nor go vex. ![]() |
Dear Believer The following open letter was reprinted from Losing Faith in Faith (1992). by Dan Barker Dear Believer, You asked me to consider Christianity as the answer for my life. I have done that. I consider it untrue, repugnant, and harmful. You expect me to believe Jesus was born of a virgin impregnated by a ghost? Do you believe all the crazy tales of ancient religions? Julius Caesar was reportedly born of a virgin; Roman historian Seutonius said Augustus bodily rose to heaven when he died; and Buddha was supposedly born speaking. You don't believe all that, do you? Why do you expect me to swallow the fables of Christianity? I find it incredible that you ask me to believe that the earth was created in six literal days; women come from a man's rib; a snake, a donkey, and a burning bush spoke human language; the entire world was flooded, covering the mountains to drown evil; all animal species, millions of them, rode on one boat; language variations stem from the tower of Babel; Moses had a magic wand; the Nile turned to blood; a stick turned into a snake; witches, wizards, and sorcerers really exist; food rained from the sky for 40 years; people were cured by the sight of a brass serpent; the sun stood still to help Joshua win a battle, and it went backward for King Hezekiah; men survived unaided in a fiery furnace; a detached hand floated in the air and wrote on a wall; men followed a star which directed them to a particular house; Jesus walked on water unaided; fish and bread magically multiplied to feed the hungry; water instantly turned into wine; mental illness is caused by demons; a “devil” with wings exists who causes evil; people were healed by stepping into a pool agitated by angels; disembodied voiced spoke from the sky; Jesus vanished and later materialized from thin air; people were healed by Peter's shadow; angels broke people out of jail; a fiery lake of eternal torment awaits unbelievers under the earth , while there is life-after-death in a city which is 1,500 miles cubed, with mansions and food, for Christians only. If you believe these stories, then you are the one with the problem, not me. These myths violate natural law, contradict science, and fail to correspond with reality or logic. If you can't see that, then you can't separate truth from fantasy. It doesn't matter how many people accept delusions inflicted by “holy” men; a widely held lie is still a lie. If you are so gullible, then you are like the child who believes the older brother who says there is a monster in the hallway. But there is nothing to be afraid of; go turn on the light and look for yourself. If Christianity were simply untrue I would not be too concerned. Santa is untrue, but it is a harmless myth which people outgrow. But Christianity, besides being false, is also abhorrent. It amazes me that you claim to love the god of the bible, a hateful, arrogant, sexist, cruel being who can't tolerate criticism. I would not want to live in the same neighborhood with such a creature! The biblical god is a macho male warrior. Though he said “Thou shalt not kill,” he ordered death for all opposition, wholesale drowning and mass exterminations; punishes offspring to the fourth generation (Ex. 20:5); ordered pregnant women and children to be ripped up (Hos. 13:16); demands animal and human blood to appease his angry vanity; is partial to one race of people; judges women to be inferior to men; is a sadist who created a hell to torture unbelievers; created evil (Is. 45:7); discriminated against the handicapped (Lev. 21:18-23); ordered virgins to be kept as spoils of war (Num. 31:15-18, Deut. 21:11-14); spread dung on people's faces (Mal. 2:3); sent bears to devour 42 children who teased a prophet (II Kings 2:23-24); punishes people with snakes, dogs, dragons, drunkenness, swords, arrows, axes, fire, famine, and infanticide; and said fathers should eat their sons (Ez. 5:10). Is that nice? Would you want to live next door to such a person? And Jesus is a chip off the old block. He said, “I and my father are one,” and he upheld “every jot and tittle” of the Old Testament law. Mt. 5:18 He preached the same old judgment: vengeance and death, wrath and distress, hell and torture for all nonconformists. He believed in demons, angels and spirits. He never denounced the subjugation of slaves or women. Women were excluded as disciples and as guests at his heavenly table. Except for hell he introduced nothing new to ethics or philosophy. He was disrespectful of his mother and brothers; he said we should hate our parents and desert our families. Mt. 10:35-36, Lk. 14:26 (So much for “Christian family life.”) He denounced anger, but was often angry himself. Mt. 5:22, Mk. 3:5 He called people “fools” (Mt. 23:17,19), “serpents,” and “white sepulchers,” though he warned that such language puts you in danger of hellfire. Mt. 5:22 He said “Think not that I am come to send peace on earth. I came not to send peace, but a sword." Mt. 10:34 (So much for “Peace on Earth.”) He irrationally cursed and withered a fig tree for being barren out of season. Mt. 21:19 He mandated burning unbelievers. Jn. 15:6 (The Church has complied with relish.) He stole a horse. Lk. 19:30-33 He told people to cut off hands, feet, eyes and sexual organs. Mt. 5:29-30, 19:12 You want me to accept Jesus, but I think I'll pick my own friend, thank you. One of Jesus's many contradictions was saying good works should be seen, and not seen. Mt. 5:16, 6:1-4 One of his mistakes was saying that the mustard plant has the smallest seed. Mt. 13:31-32 The writers of Matthew and Luke could not even get his genealogy straight, contradicting the Old Testament, and giving Jesus two discrepant lines through Joseph, his non-father! I also find Christianity to be morally repugnant. The concepts of original sin, depravity, substitutionary forgiveness, intolerance, eternal punishment, and humble worship are all beneath the dignity of intelligent human beings and conflict with the values of kindness and reason. They are barbaric ideas for primitive cultures cowering in fear and ignorance. Finally, Christianity is harmful. More people have been killed in the name of a god than for any other reason. The Church has a shameful, bloody history of Crusades, Inquisitions, witch-burnings, heresy trials, American colonial intolerance, disrespect of indigenous traditions (such as American Indians), support of slavery, and oppression of women. Modern “fruits” of religion include the Jonestown massacre, the callous fraud of “faith healers,” recent wars and ethnic cleansing, and fighting in Northern Ireland. Religion also poses a danger to mental health, damaging self-respect, personal responsibility, and clarity of thought. Do you see why I do not respect the biblical message? It is an insulting bag of nonsense. You have every right to torment yourself with such insanity — but leave me out of it. I have better things to do with my life. [ Dan Barker, Losing Faith in Faith: From Preacher to Atheist. FFRF, Inc. 1992, pp. 214-217. ] http://www.stephenjaygould.org/ctrl/barker_believer.html |
plaetton:Well said. |
plaetton: Some folks take this thing too seriously. The so called 30 keys could with a little tweaking, be applied to theists.Enigma:^^ This fellow is the wisest person on nairaland. Everyone with a contrary opinion is wrong. When he distorts and he misleads, he is right because he is wise. He is free to post anything, ridicule, insult etc but thats a privilege for him alone. He alone has flawless command of logic and clarity of thought. The only way to be right is to listen in reverence to whatever he says, then nod in agreement. There is no need to add anything to what he says. He knows it all. Bravo. |
Just the first 100 ^^ |
ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL SANITY (1) I've had religious experiences that can't be explained unless I'm insane or God exists. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INSTITUTIONAL LONGETIVITY (1) The Roman Catholic Church has been around for a long time. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INEVITABILITY (1) I have proof that God exists. (2) I won't bother to tell you what it is because, being atheists, you would be hostile to the conclusion anyway. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM "THE MATRIX" (1) We cannot prove that we don't live in a Matrix-like world. (2) Therefore we cannot know reality. (3) If reality is contingent, then everything is possible. (4) Therefore, God exists. PROOF BY ANECDOTE (1) God can be seen by those who believe in Him. (2) If the God is seen, then He must exist. (3) I have seen God. (4) Therefore, God exists. BENDER’S ARGUMENT (I) (1) One day, demons were tap-dancing on my roof. I prayed and they went away. (2) Therefore, demons are really good dancers. (3) Also, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM FORTUITOUS COINCIDENCE (1) What are the odds of that happening? (2) Pretty long, I’ll bet. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM MYSTERIOUS USE OF PREPOSITIONS (1) It is impossible to disprove God with your puny human intellect unless you are above God. (2) Are you higher than God? (3) I’ll take that puzzled look on your face as a 'No.' (4) Therefore, God (being the highest thing ever) exists. ARGUMENT FROM SPEAKING IN TONGUES (1) My friend here, once started spontaneously speaking some jibberish that sounded to me kind of like Russian. (2) But neither he nor I know anything about Russian. (3) The only explanation is God. (4) Therefore, God exists. PALEY'S ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN, a.k.a. GOD OF THE GAPS, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (III) (1) If there is a designer, then God must exist. (2) If I find a watch in a forest, there must be a designer. (3) [Throws watch into forest.] (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN, a.k.a. GOD OF THE GAPS, a.k.a. DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (IV), a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL INCREDULITY (III) (1) Isn't X amazing! (2) I don't understand how X could be, without something else (that I don't really understand either) making or doing X. (3) This something else must be God because I can't come up with a better explanation. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM OFFENSE (1) God exists. (2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.] (3) You know what? I am offended. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM PRAYER (I) (1) God exists. (2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.] (3) You have my prayers. ARGUMENT FROM AGNOSTICISM (1) I don't know and you don't know either. (2) Therefore, God exists. |
ARGUMENT FROM INFINITE REGRESS, a.k.a. FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (II) (1) Ask atheists what caused the Big Bang. (2) Regardless of their answer, ask how they know this. (3) Continue process until the atheist admits he doesn't know the answer to one of your questions. (4) You win! (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INCREDULITY (II) (1) How could God NOT exist, you bozo? (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM HISTORY (1) The Bible is true. (2) Therefore, the Bible is historical fact. (3) The Bible says that God exists. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM RESURRECTION (1) Proof of God's existence will be available when you rise bodily from your grave. (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM BIOGENESIS (1) Where did Adam come from, dummy? (2) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM ARGUMENTATION (1) God exists. (2) [Atheist's counterargument] (3) Yes he does. (4) [Atheist's counterargument] (5) Yes he does! (6) [Atheist's counterargument] (7) YES HE DOES!!! ( [Atheist gives up and goes home.](9) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM SUPERIORITY (1) If God does not exist, then I am an inferior being, since I am not "special" in a cosmic sense. (2) But I am superior because I am a Christian. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM ABSOLUTE MORAL STANDARDS (1) If there are absolute moral standards, then God exists. (2) Atheists say that there are no absolute moral standards. (3) But that's because they don't want to admit to being sinners. (4) Therefore, there are absolute moral standards. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM HUMAN NECESSITY (1) Atheists say that they don't need God. (2) Which just goes to show that they need God. (3) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM HIDDEN LOGIC (II) (1) Atheists say that God doesn't exist. (2) But they only say that because they want to look cool and intellectual in front of their peers. (3) They don't fool me! (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM INDULGENCE (1) Atheists like to think that they can control their emotional desires. (2) But they're atheists, so they can't. (3) Therefore, atheists feel the need to indulge in whatever they feel like without worrying about committing sin. (4) This just goes to show how they need God in their lives. (5) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM HATE (1) Some atheists hate Christians and Christianity. (2) That's why they don't believe in God. (3) Pathetic, aren't they? (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM DENIAL OF QUENTIN SMITH (1) Quentin Smith says that God does not exist. (2) But God does exist. (3) Therefore, Quentin Smith cannot be accepted as an expert on the matter, because he is wrong. (4) Therefore, God exists. ARGUMENT FROM EXHAUSTION (abridged) (1) Do you agree with the utterly trivial proposition X? (2) Atheist: of course. (3) How about the slightly modified proposition X'? (4) Atheist: Um, no, not really. (5) Good. Since we agree, how about Y? Is that true? (6) Atheist: No! And I didn't agree with X'! (7) With the truths of these clearly established, surely you agree that Z is true as well? ( Atheist: No. So far I have only agreed with X! Where is this going, anyway?(9) I'm glad we all agree, , (37) So now we have used propositions X, X', Y, Y', Z, Z', P, P', Q and Q' to arrive at the obviously valid point R. Agreed? (38) Atheist: Like I said, so far I've only agreed with X. Where is this going? , (81) So we now conclude from this that propositions L'', L''' and J'' are true. Agreed? (82) I HAVEN'T AGREED WITH ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID SINCE X! WHERE IS THIS GOING? , (177) , and it follows that proposition HRV, SHQ'' and BTU' are all obviously valid. Agreed? (178) [Atheist either faints from overwork or leaves in disgust.] (179) Therefore, God exists. MR. GOODSALT'S ARGUMENT (ARGUMENT FROM GENERAL INQUIRY) (1) Question for atheist population: [apparently random question] (2) Your answer is wrong. (3) Therefore, God exists. PEACOCK ARGUMENT FROM ORIGINALITY (1) I have written the following to demonstrate the existence of God. (2) [insert entire text of a William Lane Craig article] (3) Therefore, God exists. PEACOCK ARGUMENT FROM LIMITED VOCABULARY (1) You use lots of big words. (2) Therefore, I cannot possibly be expected to understand your refutation of my position. (3) Therefore, God exists. PEACOCK ARGUMENT FROM SELECTIVE MEMORY (1) [Christian asks "stumper" question.] (2) [Atheist answers question.] (3) [A lapse of time] (4) [Christian repeats question.] (5) [Atheist repeats answer.] (6) [A lapse of time] (7) [Christian repeats question.] ( [Atheist repeats answer.](9) [A lapse of time] (10) [Atheist leaves in frustration.] (11) Atheist, you never answered my question. (12) Therefore, God exists. |
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