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Buju803:
Hmm I would try having sex with her next time should blood not come out there will be questions to ask

She'd definitely tell you she lost it to rape. She'd tell you someone forced her against her wish. That's the narrative, bro. They play it to Beta, Charlie and Dunce guys.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

I understand the feelings...

Nor be stone we dey cook na beans very soon he go done....na only time he go take...last last Stammerer go call he papa name

To all my real niggarrrrs lets Declare a war on poverty...we will drink all type of tea except pover-TEA

I die here tonight

You've upgraded your laptops. Nice one, keypad warrior.

WibusJaga:
Sad, but better than abortion. Afterall, baby Moses in the bible was also abandoned by the mother.

Says who?

A SIMPLETON should not be advised on choices he knows he should take even though they are bitter and hard.


I have no advice for you.

Temhellen:
Hello!
Would love to make friends, Male friends presicely.

Creative-minded
Someone who sees things from many perspectives... Thinks outside the box...
Jovial
Playful
Funny
Polite enough to laugh at lame jokes...
Considerate and kind...
Someone with a heart... Emphatic and with a vision to change the world in his own little way...
Someone who's childish and fun to be with...


"It’s not what we have in life, but who we have in our life that matters.”


DM me if u r interested, 0901556157.
Location :Oyo state

The psychoanalytic examination of this text and its context (time and situation) cannot be overemphasized. You simply want a package of a matured mind + a childish mind + a clownish attitude + a fool (who will laugh his ass out even if you joke about his mother, father and his existence) + a SIMP (billing) in a person. Chain, fear God na!

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Threesha:

Watsup...biggy

virginprincess:
Stop putting the blame on weather, is that your first time going there,don't worry continue going there until you meet the one that will use bottle on your head,prostitues are crazy set of people.

Guyman go relax, u dey dictate au he go waka im life. Shey u be big god no?
Abeg free am. Only if you intend to hook up with him "on the low", you can now advise him.

Is this not child abuse sinve one of them has crossed the lawful age and the other one has not?

Assetinvestor:
Who else notices that aside federal government agencies like NNPC and NLPG, the highest contributors are banks, oil companies and telecoms?

Yet some idiats will be taking glory for it as if it's their personal sacrifice.

We all pay tax through these agencies you just mentioned. Abi your mumu brain no dey tell u, innit? A bricklayer can lay claim to the glory of a house. The same thing can be said of the electrician, the carpenter, etc. Have you seen CR7's being told without Sporting Lisbon or Andorinha or Madrid? Neither can you see other players'development being mentioned without the contributing clubs to their growth being mentioned. The truth is even a beggar pays tax in his society.

"Life" and "Death" are the best words. Both are inseparable. The reason for life being number one is that in it all words from all language have their existence (all words have their beginning) while in death all words have their end (words have their end also with individuals and also as a code). So nothing is as beautiful as LIFE and DEATH.

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Living in Nigeria is like living in hell fire with acid and brimstone. The goal is to leave Nigeria and pray for her from North America's second best nation.

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Wayne1994:
I don't blame u and for ur information I met her a virgin, so get lost

Either you were the one that infected her or she wasn't a virgin or she played game after you dokialized her, one of them is certain.

Condom wey you go buy lyk say you wan buy kulikuli or groundnut. Shior.

No 8, Folly Street,
Savage Estate,
Romance, Nairaland.
17th-April-2022.


Dear OP,
Good day honorable friend. It gladdens my heart each time I receive your timely "nosety" letter of how Providence has made sure your "nose-sized" needs are met without much ado. Your letters, in all sincerity of heart, are joy to my ears, passing your good "nosebeing" to my psychological world that a friend whom I last seen since his first inception as a homo sapien is doing "noseily" fine.
Your two big "nose" drums, I received from nairaland from Savage House Road, drag air with your peers. It was said that they know how "noseful" it is to have you around like a brutal emperor of no mercy, ready to strike, ready to kill. They are stultified by your best "nosey" friends who are like shadows sneaking out when they so much wish. This has made them to suffer as a result.
OP, I wish to write more. But my ink is leaning on dry "nosey" ground of tiredness. Nevertheless, Savagery greets you. Goodbye.

From a concerned friend.

immortalcrown:
Apart from you yourself, who else makes these things a must for you? Mention the person.

The fucking society, God (He knows the importance of riches), your families, friends, enemes and you. If in going deep entailment, I can possibly write them out. But I chose not to. Do that yourself.

immortalcrown:
DOs and DON'Ts are not the problem. Worshiping wealth and discriminating against the poor causes the problem. If the society is not irrationally competitive, nobody will be envious of another. And if there is no envy, there will be contentment. And when there is contentment, man will not face too much stress. And when life is not too stressful, nobody will resort to crime. The DOs and DON'Ts are there to possibly curtail the crimes inspired by envy.

Who imposes those things on you? In other words, who jails you for not having those things? The answer is nobody except you yourself. You impose those things on yourself.

If there is no discrimination between the rich and the poor, would you be desperate to have everything the rich have? If you are not desperate, would you put yourself through too much stress?

Part of the DOs is that you must have money and have it affluently. Part of the DON'Ts is that you must never be poor. God understands that greatly, that's why Isaac sowed in the land a hundredfold. Be like The Isaacs, The Elon Musks, The Bill Gates etc. When you talk, money talks and the world listen. Money, to some extend, is wisdom no matter how foolish the advice could be.

It would have been better for the simp to die at infancy than carrying out this action of abandonment. SIMP TUEH. GOD abeg, don't allow us have simps as children. No wonder Solomon with all his wisdom, knowledge and understanding queried the kind of man that was coming after him if he's a SIMP or a WISE fellow. SIMP TUEH.

"It's only a FOOLISH SIMP that privatizes and prioritizes a LovePeddler."


Jayworld saying

Should I say "you're a fool who doesn't deserve pity" or "a pitiable homo sapien who ought to be equipped with the art of decision making with staunch belief system?"
Since you're a "weakling," I'll tell you some things;
1) Love is a game of propaganda between the manipulator and the manipulated.
2) Love is illusion (in dating and, possibly, marriage).
3) People love astute and rigid decision makers.
4) Live with every decision you make. Some will be best for you while others will be a tone of regret. Either case, live with art of making right decisions.
5) Don't girlfriend or marry a whorish female. It will end in the grave.
6) Always trust God and your inner chi.
7) Pay attention to family. When the world is against you, some of your family members will be with you.
8. ) Don't friend or marry because of pity.
9) Don't trust no one.
10) Fear some women. Run from some women. Literarily, detach your memory from some women.

Ammishaddai:
[s][/s] No scripture to back you claim. ?

Read what you quoted from the bible. But this time, slowly.

Ammishaddai:
Bros , the conditions for divorce has been stipulated for in the bible and we dont need to debate this matter further .


See what the bible says in Matt 19:9 :

And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery; and whoever marries her who is divorced commits adultery


From the bolded , it is clear that divorce is impossible and no matter the condition or circumstances, a man or woman is not permitted to have a divorce, and even if he should have a divorce, he/she cannot marry because that will be judged as adultery.

Emphasis is placed on sexual immorality. You can marry if the bed is defiled. The bed here is the symbols (husband and wife) that has become one. God places an exception on cheating. With that, you can remarry aside the death of one partner.

Moloso:
Hmmmn.

Sorry for what happened, but then.

Why will you agree to that type of conditions. Seems you ladies don't learn from others mistakes they way guys do.


So I guy promise you marriage without his family consent and you agree na wa ooo, what is fueling your ignorance.

Love is just an illusion, don't allow emotion to overcome the sense of your reasoning una no go here word.

Guys will just sugar coat you into doing some crazy stuffs.

You can imagine if he live the country wetin you go do?

I don't know what to say again I dey vex sef carry your cross, since you no think well.




Don't abort that baby make I tell you

You have my yes on the "love is an illusion." It's a game of manipulation between the the manipulated and the manipulator.

You're generalizing women as a whole when most of them are dragging food-plate with Satan. It's when you're shown the true nature of most girls or women, that's when you'd know God created alot of them on creation night, while a scanty number of them were created on creation morning.

LeoDeKing:
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Nwanne, go school, you refuse, see the nonsense you just typed on a public forum.

First, 100 - 45 = 55, a kindergarten will do this simple arithmetic effortlessly.

Secondly, all the revenue accrued from both oil and non oil sectors are shared among the 3 tiers of govt every month regardless of the budgeted oil benchmark and this explains the variation in monthly allocation.

So go ask your state gov where he kept the excess before screaming to fed govt.

I know you have calculated over 1 trillion dollars which Buhari has already stolen from the excess as if na Buhari dey carry the oil for head go sell for market.

You're actually one of those that need re-education. If you could omit his "above" in that text, you need to be flogged and re-educated.

ken6488:
There is no other weapon more deadly than a tsar bomb

.you know that

Is either American has a equivalent too

Make some research on 25megaton hydrogen bomb. It's the deadliest and never been used. Try that and learn a new thing. Shalom.

SerikiFulani:
Bro remove US,UK and France from NATO

How many countries can face Russia in a full scale war apart from those three I mentioned above?

Russia would be hit badly but the damage that would be done by Russia would be catastrophic.

Russia has the highest number of nuclear weapons
Russia also has the best air missile defense in the world
Russia also have the most sophisticated submarine that can shoot missiles to anywhere in the world
Russia also has the biggest bomb ever made(TSAR BOMB)
Russia also has a vast land and less historical places or building so they have nothing to loose if nuked

Imagine Russia hitting New York or Washington with the Tsar Bomba

US plays mind games and is very secretive with her inventions. She only shows the world what she wants the world to see. WW2 comes to mind, where Japan was hit at a time no one had heard of Atomic Bomb. Don't think they've not gone beyond many arsenal the other countries are showing us.
Back to your comment. You can't remove any of those countries simply because they're all members of NATO. Poland is a member. That is, "an injury to one is an injury to all" against Russia.

SerikiFulani:
Poland is next....Watch out

A great reset is coming

The west is about to fall

If Poland is next, I don't see Russia being among the countries of the world. That'd open to their total destruction.

chronique:
I don't think it's a bad thing for him to join EU. The only problem Russia had with Ukraine was joining NATO.

Joining EU opens a quick door for the Ukraine to wrestle herself from the grip of Russia. It also makes quick their accessibility in joining NATO.

I've already calculated this because it's what they need at this moment.