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I wonder why you guys are suprised.wen u were in sch, dnt d sch management giv out prizes to dr best students?now same case applies here.
1st position=two bombs and Ak-47.
2nd position=one bomb and ak47.
3rd position=one bomb and ak47
4th position=one bomb
5th position=ak47.
Best student of d yr=one bomb factory.
2nd best student=free registeration into BOKO ISLAMIST group of nigeria(BIGN)... So wat u saw dr is jst a little prize for answerin a question in class.here is d question dat gained him d prize;TEACHER=1.if it takes one bomb to kill 50people,how many wil be killed wit 30bombs.STUDENT=1500.TEACHER=if a casual ABOKI can kill 20CHRISTIANS in his lifetime,how many wil an ALMAJIRI kill.STUDENT=200.TEACHER=wooow, this boy wil go places,here is ur prize.*then he tried to taste his new prize nt knowin he'v alerted d police*[dats d news in details]

"AJIMOBI ADDRESSIN THE MASSES"
Ajimobi:bonjour my bien camarades of le etat Oyo,je want vous to commenc la speakin of la français dans le etat.failure to parle la new langue wil attract le punishment of ur bouch et yeaux been removed.
Looks around and saw they'v all gone to thier homes since.mtcheeeew

Where was MERCY JOHNSON and POKO mistress wen she grabbed dis?

Baba_Eleko: Yes! You are right which means they cannot be retranslated by every Tom, Dikc and Harry to suit anyone's personal aggrandizement.
The word of God is sacred, should have just one generally accepted translation not plethora. Wonder how many more versions will be out by d time Christ returns.

dumb head,we hav many translation so as to knw d scriptures beta and ascertain dat wat we'r been taught is d truth.."These(BEREAN)S were more noble than those in Thessalonica, in that they received the word with all readiness of mind, and searched the scriptures daily, whether those things were so." -Acts 17:11". But u muslims are been taught wat u cant verify. 90% of muslims in nigeria cant even read nor understand ARABIC,so they go wit all the nonsenc they'r taught without checkin if its correct cos they cant read the Quaran written in Arabic.we christians hav many simple english translation so after bein taught by d pastor, we go bak to cross check its accuracy.Dat gives d BIBLE and edge over d poetry KORAN

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But pls , people lik prophet tb JOSHUA shud nt pay tax na. Cos he's using his money to help people and nt buy jet. If u force him to pay tax.dat wud be reducin money mapped out to help d helpless masses which d govt itself cant be able to help dem. Dat wud mean more stomach wil hav to go to bed empty. Pls dnt task Tb JOSHUA.

AMvanquish: After sighting you in a hot ride feeling cool, forgetting the fact e no pass 2k for your pocket . and then she says : when will you take me out . Oboy, U don win champions league be dat..

i don die oo

11.Boys are nt smilin while girls are smiling

AKA ọrụ ndi calabar

salam001: where's 1?...did you forget it

1 big nonsence,must they rob 2 earn a livin.3 brothers 4 dat matter

NAIRALAND=be 1st to comment

SHIT!!!, dat means im gonna shot down my on going pri.ck selling industry.was tinking of gettin some pri.cks from d one cut off by govt.mtcheeew

barca is going no where. The battle must continue.UP BARCA.we dnt need a league we wil win and people wil say "IS IT NT THOSE SMALL CLUBS CHALLENGE" . Up BARCA,up JAZZGREEN,up MESSI

Yea na, wen we interpreted it as,OLYMPIC= Obi Leave Your Mother, Police Is Coming. chai e don tee

Wat if d woman forced d man into it, den starts screamin.AS A KINDA SET UP. U knw 9ja ladies. De wil take advantage of dis law to carry out all sorts of wickedness.PLS SAY NO TO DIS

Abeg, i dnt knw if i shud laugh or weep. Cut of d manhood? Ok, wat if some1 was accused for such offence and couldnt bak up his innocence or due to some factors lik BRIBING OF THE JUDGE.den d man's manhood wud be cut off for no reason. Pls lets find tinz lik 24yrs imprisonment wit HARD labour. Instead of dis. Dis sounds more lik ISLAMIC stuff.its true d molester is at fault but such wickedness is nt dat advisible.using SAUDI ARABIA to giv an instan disqualifies d rule completely cos ISLAM is known for WICKEDNESS in d name of maintainin order. Im nt sayin RAPE is a good tin but proper punisment is more preferable.lik i said- 24yrs IMPRISONMENT WIT HARD LABOUR wud be appropriate.

True true oo. X-MAS IS VERY NEAR AND BOYS ARE NT SMILING.BEWARE, THEY JST KIDNAPPED MY NEIGHBOUR'S CHILD ON HIS WAY TO MARKET.WAHALA DE OOO

GOD FORBID such tin in nigeria ooo. Ok, see as d CHRISTIANS win MUSLIMS 5-3, and everybody stil went home happy, safe and sound. come 9JA na. If MUSLIMS loose, i fear if d stadium would be among d properties to be burnt down,heads wil roll in every muslim street.in fact, the amount of money dat wud be needed to repair d vandalized properties wud exceed d money raised from d match tickets.dats even if fear go gree people to come watch d ball. Cos for me, i can neva come dr.each goal conceded by d muslims HAUSAs=20 heads of spectators

Eazee-e:
Dis Mikel & Chelsea need 2 b taugth a strong lesson so dat dey wil learn 2 accept defeat in gud faith. Imagine Mikel a Nigerian where English is d official language saying Ramires a Brazilian dat speak portuguese & was not even close 2 d Referee @ d time of d incident told him dat d Referee called him MONKEY? Mikel deserved serious flogging n even chelsea should suffer points deduction 4 complicity 2 ruin sombodys career. I dont nid 2 b a Lawyer 2 judge dis case. If it were nigeria, it wud hav been thrown out since. 4 dos chelsea fans dat choose 2 b blind n stil shout because he is black n not a British, den sory because Patrick Evra is black n not a British(infact 4rom CAPE VERDE). BUNCHA TOUTS

you BUNCHER STUNTED STOUT

But to be honest, RAMIRES resemble monkey ooo. Maybe d ref called him monkey, den he now re-twitted it to mikel.

cross50: "think home philosophy" what shall it profit a man to make all his money in the north and lose his life. We dont bear the same name, we dont inter-marry, we dont eat the same food, we dont live in the same compound, we dont worship together yet we are called one entity. The greatest mistake in the history was the amalgamation of 1914. God help us

yes oo, each day i tink of dat 1914, i tink of Lord LUGARD,each time i time of LORD LUGARD, i tink of AMALGAMATION, each time i tink of AMALGAMATION, i see tears rolling down my cheeks,cos it was the day EVIL was born in this country;-(. Bringin two completely diffe countries into one entity, bringin GOOD and BAD together, bringin GODLY and EVIL together, indeed, dr wud be no peace till we return to own home.all we pray is, "GOD, PLS LEAD US BAK HOME TO OUR JERUSALEM.... Indeed, LIGHT and DARKNESS has nothing in common"

Fit2Rule: 1914-2014: 100yrs. Secession things on mind. Obj had said it. And so shall it be.

Yes ooo. NO OTHER hope but secession.we must divide.HAIL BIAFRA the land of peace, a completely CHRISTIAN NATION flourishin wit peace, harmony and progress. So d bible says-THE RIGHTEOUS SHALL FLOURISH LIK THE PALM TREE(psalm92:12).thats y christians keep growin whil d muslim states keep fallin. Indeed, seein d crisis in d muslim world today, it wil help confirm the Holy scripture,JOHN3:36-"HE THAT BELIEVETH ON THE SON HATH EVERLASTING LIFE:BUT HE THAT BELIEVETH NOT THE SON SHALL NOT SEE LIFE BUT THE WRATH OF GOD ABIDETH ON HIM"... Syria,and d likes of them are facin d consequences of dr unbelief in d Son of God .very soon, i mean, very soon, northern muslims wil taste drs. Of course de hav already started it

Mgbadike80: that is why all the muslim countries are very peacefull and progressive.eg saudi, bahrain,palestine,iran,pakistan etc

i beliv u my brother. Muslim is very peaceful no forget to add HAMMAS and ,SYRIA. Indeed after seein all these countries. U wud hav no doubt why NORTHERN NIGERIA is dis peaceful. Mtcheeew

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Im d 1st son and 2nd child.i beliv im far above d rest of my siblings.so if u say 1st sons are cursed, help explain my own case cos im EXCESSIVELY BLESSED, but if u say its so cos im d 2nd child,no wahala,its on ur own belief,but all i knw is dat im successful nt cos im d 2nd child or 1st son,but cos i worked for it.i didnt sleep on d bed of roses and becom wat i am.go and sleep on d sofa den expect to be gr8 cos u heard 2nd borns are gr8.NO GR8 MAN HAV EVER BEEN AMOUNCED TO BE SUCCESSFUL COS He's d 2nd child.all acquired fame by hard work.everybody must succeed , weather 1st ,2nd or even last born, im Jesus name.AMEN

I couldnt watch d chat simply because there was no light at my area since saturday,yet he stil has d mouth to tel us his govt is workin hard on d power sector which "WE WILL ALL AGREE" .no vex me at alllllll. Jst do somethin about power, cos i c an ABSOLUTE ZERO effort in the POWER sector.dnt judge wit d improvement in ABUJA or any few developed areas. Judge wit d country's improvement in general.i cant beliv a big CITY LIK ABA is constantly in darkness wen d pres boasts of DOIN SOMETHIN.. Pls do somethin dr or giv up NEXT TENURE. -ROCHAS can undoubtedly do berra. Mtcheeeew