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I no come understand this girl again o she be chameleon? Black here fair there

Ha na wa o. Why she come dark here fair there? Or is it my eyes? Someone pls confirm my eyes isn’t deceiving me.

Truth is Kanye needs help. He’s been acting weird since he lost him mum.

Andrewgame42:
Useless government, better go and fix badagry road,
Misplaced piros
*spits on jagaban*
*spits on ambode*
*spits on my ex gf Cynthia*
*spits Manchester united*

Useless government
All of you are mad!

Why are u coming across frustrated? Hope there’s no hangs man noose close by.

We need people like this in Nigeria that knows their right and how law works and ready to go extra length to seek redress and not the lily hearted cowards that leave everything to God not letting the law take its cause thereby causing a repeat of crime over and over again

Let me give you guys an idea of what is going to happen to Akinwunmi Ambode:

Firstly, you need to understand that this man is in DIRECT confrontation with Bola Ahmed Tinubu and by extension the Leadership of APC in Lagos. I can also tell you that his attitude and very recent shows of childish bravado is a direct affront to the Oba of Lagos himself, considering his role in Ambode's emergence as Governor of Lagos. Akinwunmi is more or less in battle with LAGOS!!!

1. By now, the witches and wizard of the various Markets, Ogbonis and the entire paraphenalia of Lagos Principalities and Power have decided his fate in conjunction with Esu Laolu Ogiri Oko himself.

2. I am so totally sure that Akinwunmi Ambode and his band of fools don't even have a fleeting idea where the MEMBERSHIP REGISTERS OF LAGOS APC are at this material time. By now, the members who are going to be ELIGIBLE for voting at the party primaries would have been carefully selected, consulted, accredited at home and given all necessary instructions. None of you guys on nairaland would be there.

3. On the day eventually set for the primaries, Akinwunmi Ambode will be extremely lucky to get into the venue with more than 20 of his members. The security will be water tight, even his DSS details will struggle to get into the venue.
4. Akinwunmi Ambode will not get up to 10% of whatever vote cast at that primaries for the Guber candidate.

5. By now, the members of the LSHA have perfected the impeachment plans of Ambode to be executed with lightning speed immediately after the primaries. Ambode, his lawyers and Followers will still be occupied with reading the impeachment notice trying to absorb it when the impeachment will be approved in the House and the Chief Judege swearing in Madam Idiat Adebule as Governor to complete the term.

6. Without immunity and security, Ambode will be delivered into the hands of the militant arm of the party aka MC Oluomo & Co. He willl become endangered even inside his own bedroom.

7. By 29 May 2019, Ambode will be struggling between his personal safety and the multiple curses and afflictions that the people mentioned in No. 1 above have poured on him. He will not even himself remember that he was ever Governor in this Lagos.

Ambode has murdered sleep.

This goes to show that the poster of the video, the mods that deliberated and took the video to front page for publicity, Seun, the owner of nairaland.com, some commenters and even nairaland.com as a platform are inexperience kids below 18yrs who are not eligible to vote and not privy to voting process and are in same category with Davido - Political novice - who don’t know the process of vote casting at a polling unit. A whole lot of kids on nairaland.com

A white man once said: what will register as a national emergency in some other countries go barely noticed in Nigeria. Such is this case at AAU. 10 lives gone to waste and nobody bat an eye lid.

LuciferCristi:
Why can't he name the particular painkiller? No painkiller I know of can do this.



So after ODing on tramadol for more than a year, you want me to spend my hard earned money on your corpse?

You must be mad.

When you were taking the trams, goijlng 8 rounds on oloshos & feeling fly, did you call me?

You must rot & die. Its non-negotiable.

Foolish boy. I pray it spreads faster so you can be dead before Christmas.

This just broke my heart!!!

hungryboy:
So what you are basically telling us is that, the most important thing on God's to do list in this country, is not to destroy bokoharam who have bombed a few churches, killed christians, and held many Christians in captivity, its unseating Ambode?.

On their way to their destination they came across some masquerades, alighted their car, embrace, took snapshots with them and prayed with them. Pic below.

Which Ekiti? This same Ekiti wey I Dey so?

amaniro:
Freeze can't deceive me, he can deceive the gullible and vulnerable but not me, There's no difference between listen to supposed men of God and freeze.


Besides what do he mean, the bracelet or neck less are idols? if so what will you call Catholic chaplets and "Jesus statue, and sacred Mary statue"

All this u mention are all idols according to the Bible.

Cruise controls are not built for Nigerian roads as u come across pothole and have to step on brakes disrupting the cruise control process intermittently. Having to set the CC again over and over having disrupting it earlier sets in motion a vicious cycle which could be very tiring.

Cruise control is a no no for me on naija roads.

He can't wait to go there? What's he waiting for? sniper is only 300 quid go get one.

Bros sorry o no vex but do u mean to say u run continually for 4hrs? . Bro na u win u try. More than 1 month now I no fit do 5min @10km per hr for treadmill. Doff my hat.

Where's that tout, Machokid that thought he lives in utopia?

To that dude Machokid who thinks he lives in utopia

nellyelitz:
But this Mr Aye Dee is known popular BMC crew base in the U.S. His exploit is on twitter. that guy is fiery and u dare not talk down or criticize PMB on his thread. anyways, the full name tells much sha. tel

Don't even go there. The guy was fiercely against PMB pre and post election 2015. He only started supporting him recently don't ask me why

Bro it's hard but the best u can do is to leave her.

MachoKid:
Fvck yeah. Wanna know why? Cos u brought my momma into this conversation. I never said nun about ur momma before. Nothin! And u gone have the effrontery to bring my momma into this? How dare u do shid like dat punk? Dats why i started going ham on yo mama from dat point. Outchea among us black folk, black men treasure they mommas. They next to God in our lives. In this neck of the woods, one thing u neva ever do is diss a nigga's momma. Neva! He will fvking kill u for dat shid. I will too. I've PM yo ass. Reply and let's finish this shid like real men.
If u ain't want nun, don't start nun. Busted mothafvckingusted biitch!

Da hell is all the explanation for? Better go tell ur mama to take u to a psychiatric hospital u Fvcking psycho. Bloody crack head

MachoKid:
Fvck u nigga. I'm well educated with 3 degrees, including an MBA. But I can flip the script rite qwick n be street double qwick when I gots to. I grew up rollin wit hood niggas back in high school n i still got dat hood in me hidin unda my shiny educated hood. I keeps it in my back pocket like a pistol. Ask yo mama. I am dat nigga rocking pin stripe business suit in the corporate boardroom this minute but the next will throe his size 13 Timbs on supa qwick n krush undefoot the skull of biatch ass niggas like u with dat diva attitude. I'm finna PM u so we can xchange numbers. Next time I ride up to Nimotherfvckingeria, u n I can finalize this man to man, one on one. After u done been put under earth n u down there stiff n kickin up daisies, u gone suddenly remember u met a real American nigga. Punk ass sissypussy biitch ass piece of shiit. Fvck u!

you actually expect me to continue this argument with you?

MachoKid:
lol dumb punk u ain't shid, sittin up there talmabout u ain't gone waste time writing about this n dat n watnot. Nigga, yo fake ass, sorry ass destitute 3rd World ass deprived-thus-depraved butt ain't been nowhere, aint going nowhere, ain't got nun to go anywhere, so STMFHU!

Lookie here, i'm finna str8 take off my gloves and smack u upside the mouth with my open black palm, buster.
Tell me, how u gone be stuck in dat pit of hell hole u in for life with no hope of getting out and u gone be sittin up there runnin yo stank mouth 'bout how proud you are n watnot? You and I know u just spewing dat sanctimonious shid out yo ass for the gallery. You and I know dat given half a spit of a chance, yo ass will scramble to join the thousands others falling over themselves in front of our embassies worldwide begging for a scrap of a chance to be allowed to come up this way n injoy the good life. And don't tell me nun of dat shid 'bout being a sell out. Listen up, the great USA is my birthland and I am dang proud of it way beyond what u and yo mama with dat crack infested hole between her legs can ever imagine. Ya heard? Now run up to the school house and cuff u some knowledge about constitutionalism. ANY PERSON BORN IN THE US IS FOREVER A CONSTITUTIONAL NATIVE OF THE US AND CAN NEVER BE SUBJECT TO ANY OTHER FOREIGN JURISDICTION UNLESS SUCH PERSON ACQUIRES NATIONALITY OF THE FOREIGN ENTITY.

FYI dumbass, I ain't never obtained nationality of any foreign jurisdiction and have no desire nor intention of doing dat shid. I am perfectly happy to remain American n continue obtaining n renewing the Nigerian visa to enter Nigeria errtime I ride up dat way. Not interested in applying for no fvcking Nigerian citizenship. Nope, thank u sireee! I am born American, will forever remain American and will gladly lay my life down for my great kick ass nation, the good ole US of A. Deal wit it or kill yoself. And oh BTW, feel free to lay yo cheap destitute ass life down for shithole fvcked up Nimotherfvckingeria. Yo problem, not mines.

Deranged!! How about u speak English? Low life. Better get ur ass to school and get some education. I can't continue with u. I'm sure u mama wouldn't be proud of u.

I am not getting it. Is the acting president a court to issue a search warrant? Bunch of mofos

CodeTemplar:
Allegation by who exactly? Can inanimate thing make allegations? Stop parading it ( your stupidity ) further and swallow that useless pride.

I can see u are just a sad person. Continue in ur sadness

CodeTemplar:
I tasted both and above all consider myself a student in school of hard knocks where history is the best teacher and experience is just a good teacher.

Anyways, I have no issue with ur former post except the 9th point. Anyways I'd say u check the meaning of ALLEGED if u don't know it. I clearly wrote alleged on my post.

CodeTemplar:
Firstly, Babcock and OAU don't share exam paper and so their questions can appear on same sheet.
Second on the list is NUC, they regulate Nigerian universities and can't allow such to happen.
Thirdly, there no course that will ask such question in private university.
Fourth, even when public schools ask difficult question, 99% of the time they are rehearsed question that have been asked by same lecturer since 1980s and the answer are crammed by the students.
Fifth, there are always guys with phones in exam hall to cheat their way in public universities.
Sixth, Sorting is allowed as the lecturers only ask such silly impractical questions to nail down the slay queens in their dept.
7th, Name the dept these questions were asked and let's track down people from those dept to verify.
8th, your forgot that foreign schools have higher percentage of first class and that would be hard sell.
9th your aren't secure for you to frabicate such lies.

Can I please ask u one question and I'd appreciate if u answer.

You went to a private or public university?

internationalman:
Phone is phone, who cares if it's iPhone x

Money is money, who cares if it's foreign currency.

They can tell us the expensive gadgets and money stolen from them by thieves, but non of them will tell us they were raped.

Oh c'mon bro show some empathy. Have u ever had a gat pointed at u? Maybe not else u would understand her feeling.

DOUBLEWAHALA:
blessedtayed media concert with bb pin on exam sheet?

op ifai nod u eh

But I wrote there that it's alleged. Why u wanna nod me?

lenghtinny:
Inferiority complex dey worry you....

Trying so hard to feel good about yourself by bringing others down is not the way to go

"Inferiority complex"? But, how sir?

mannycrown:
OP is sick somewhere near his thinking faculties. LoL

I promise I am not.

Here's an alleged examination question from OAU (Obafemi Awolowo University) a Government run University and Babcock University, a privately run University.

The picture depict why it is easy to graduate in flying colors from private universities as agains public ones.

What do you think?