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CelebritiesRe: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by Jbleenk: 1:31pm On Aug 07, 2018
MachoKid:
lol duude unlike you, I am privileged to travel the world unrestricted and without visa to 178 countries. I've been to Nigeria several times, even stayed there several months at a time for business, just as well as traveling often to and staying briefly in other African, Middle Eastern, and European countries. Heck i just left Finland, Estonia and South Africa after brief stays there. We Americans are adventurous. We travel. We know more about the world and your country than you Nigerians do. I am especially conversant with Nigeria because I have been duped and scammed there. It is impossible for foreigners to do business in that country without being scammed. Your country is always in the news for all the wrong reasons....all the time. We read and hear about y'all on the internet, on CNN etc. I understand how frustrated you are though, stuck in that pit-of-hell country. FYI, I can never be deported from the USA. It is impossible to deport someone born in the US to another country. Maybe y'all do that in Nigeria, deport Nigerian born citizens to Somalia maybe?
Don't you also wish you were born here in America? Hahaha continue enjoying your pit-of-hell day pardner gringringrin
I wouldn't even waste my time writing about who I am, Where I've been, passport I hold etc. Irrespective of my passport, fact remain I'm a Nigerian and a proud one at that and I will never deny that unlike the likes of sold outs like u wallowing in complexity, who cant stand and defend what's theirs instead they take shade in another mans country to hide their timidity and cowardice.

Just to break ur heart.

USA citizenship clause state and I quote: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the JURISDICTION thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

Now take this to ur mum: A person who is “subject to the JURISDICTION” of the United States is a person who is “not subject to any foreign power.” That is, a person who was entirely native to the United States, not the citizen or subject of any foreign government.

So dude u are a citizen of Nigeria by parentage which automatically nulliies u as a US citizen then subjecting u to deportation when push comes to shove.

So basically u are a second rated citizen in another man's country. If I'm to stand against ur citizenship status in US You'd been deported in no time, not to Nigeria obviously cuz what u wrote up there I wil use against u in Nigeria on why u should not be absolved as a citizen here either.
CelebritiesRe: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by Jbleenk: 11:33am On Aug 07, 2018
MachoKid:
Hellhole country? Duude sit yo butt down. Last time i checked, thousands of y'all in Nigeria (and all over Africa) queue in front of our embassies daily, desperate to get visas to escape to our "hell hole" country, to escape from your kleptocratic, despotic and grossly irresponsible leaders, your grinding poverty, rampant corruption, ravaging hunger, massive unemployment, lack of opportunities, bad roads, bad power supply, bad water supply, bad hospitals, bad schools, killer policemen, killer SARS gangs, killer herdsmen, killer kidnappers, killer armed robbers....and much worse. Now compare all that with our "hell hole" country where (because we got our own guns) no fulani herdsmen or armed robbers dare invade our farms or our homes to kill us; where our leaders provide us excellent amenities, equal opportunities, great opportunities, basic good life and more, because we hold them accountable by our votes....and by our guns if they ever attempt to impose dictatorship and bad rulership upon us.
I could keep going on but I ma spare you the agony of reminders of the pit-of-hell country you living in. Have a good day buddy! grin cool grin
Haha bro u sound like a product of the country u just described. I'm pretty sure u spent better part of ur life in Nigeria. No way u would know that much if u don't. Just pray u don't get yo ass deported back to ur country of ORIGIN at some point.

I wonder what non black Americans like u are faced with if black Americans could be treated with such level of DISDAIN.

Lastly bro don't get too comfy there. When push comes to shove yo ass will be deported back to the country ur tagging with all negativity there is in no time. And I still maintain my stands about America being a hell hole.
CrimeRe: Moment A Man O'war Officer Slapped Fake Seminarian & Blood Came Outof His Mouth by Jbleenk: 5:47am On Aug 07, 2018
With This kind of slap the next 3 days na only ooooooooooooo and hip hop hooray hey, o hey, o u go dey hear
CelebritiesRe: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by Jbleenk: 5:35am On Aug 07, 2018
MachoKid:
Here in the US, (especially outchea in wild wild West Montana and other Frontier wild West states of Wyoming, Utah, Idaho etc) we don't play with our guns. Very sacred to us. Guns are the defenders of our democracy. Our Founding Fathers bequeathed to us this precious legacy. We are born into the gun culture and raised in the gun culture. America is the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave for a reason: Our Guns! All those mass shootings in our country are nothing but stage managed carnage by the Deep State (which our Great President Trump talks about often) to scare us into giving up our guns....and by extension our cherished Freedom. As POTUS Trump always say, Not gonna happen!

Peep me below, chillen' with a few of my nation's 'Defenders'.....
Gerraohere!!! Who ask u? Continue the wanton killing of urselves in that hell hole
CelebritiesRe: Singer Timaya Poses With Guns (Photo) by Jbleenk: 5:21am On Aug 07, 2018
Sharpshooota:
He must have a license to upload such on social media
Nigerian law don't allow the issuance of concealable weapons such as pistol except u are a military or paramilitary personnel
SportsRe: Levante Signs Moses Simon, Unveils Him In Spain (photos) by Jbleenk: 5:16am On Aug 07, 2018
Miroslavklose:
Stress ECG.

That thing would show the true condition if the heart
Bet who ask u?
FashionRe: That Distinctive "Okrika" Smell by Jbleenk: 5:11am On Aug 07, 2018
BruncleZuma:
grin grin grin grin

Newsflash OP, what you're missing is the smell of mothballs, industrial fabric sprays and disinfectants that is why "Okrika Wake-up" smell the same the world over and not forgetting Formaldehyde.
I beg to disagree. If it's industrial fabric spray like u said new clothes would smell same way.
PoliticsRe: The Surrounding Of National Mosque Abuja In The Late 80s (Photo) by Jbleenk: 11:27am On Aug 03, 2018
atilla:
Correct guy
Knuckles bros one origin bitters on me
RomanceRe: 10 Guy Code Every Man Should Never Break by Jbleenk: 11:26am On Aug 03, 2018
U break any of these rules I WILL FIND U AND I WILL KILL U!!!
PoliticsRe: The Surrounding Of National Mosque Abuja In The Late 80s (Photo) by Jbleenk: 11:16am On Aug 03, 2018
Of all those that have commented on this post no body have the presence of mind to show us how the mosque look in this present day?

Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Welcomes The Remains Of Soldiers Who Died 68 Years Ago In Korea War (Pics) by Jbleenk: 10:59am On Aug 02, 2018
Normally in military, if a soldier die in line of duty and the corpse not retrieved, his salary and other entitlement will continue to be paid until the body is accounted for.

So it is safe to say those soldiers have been receiving their entitlement ever since.

Well the above is applicable in normal clime. Can't say if it's applicable in my dear country.
ProgrammingRe: Differences Between Testing And Debugging In Programming Of Software Application by Jbleenk: 7:35am On Aug 01, 2018
[quote author=Jbleenk post=69879943][/quote]The guy is chatting bullocks. How did this get to fp?
ProgrammingRe: Differences Between Testing And Debugging In Programming Of Software Application by Jbleenk: 7:34am On Aug 01, 2018
AntiWailer:
It is a very sad day for the Software profession.


This is a very silly and dumb write up.





bugs are debuggers ? are you ok ?

The guy is chatting bullocks. How did this even get to fp?




What testing is locating loop ? Do you know you can be prosecuted for this ?




What are you comparing in DEBUGGING and TESTING ?
ProgrammingRe: Differences Between Testing And Debugging In Programming Of Software Application by Jbleenk: 7:32am On Aug 01, 2018
What exactly do u mean when u said to "locate loop" in testing of software?
PoliticsRe: Why I Left APC - Bukola Saraki Reveals More by Jbleenk: 3:17am On Aug 01, 2018
Somehow I feel coup brewing in Nigeria. It is imminent.
TravelRe: Checkout The Shambolic State Of Roads In Festac Town (PHOTOS) by Jbleenk: 5:19pm On Jul 31, 2018
Festac town was well planned with world class amenities in place. We use to have phones installed on the stair cases and u only had to move in with only your clothes back then.

Smh for the crop of politicians that took over the affairs of Nigeria. It's sad
BusinessRe: Yuan Sale By CBN Excites Traders by Jbleenk: 8:09am On Jul 31, 2018
Watch dollar come crashing like a back of cards
SportsRe: Asisat Oshoala Buys A House For Her Parents (Photos) by Jbleenk: 11:43pm On Jul 28, 2018
Even after zooming the pic 100% bress I no see.
Christianity EtcRe: Dangers Of Sleeping With A Married Woman by Jbleenk: 11:39pm On Jul 28, 2018
Jaqenhghar:
My brother help me ask dem o
Bros the thing tire me then they will say it's a man's world
Christianity EtcRe: Dangers Of Sleeping With A Married Woman by Jbleenk: 11:12pm On Jul 28, 2018
But abeg o what about woman that sleep with a married man?
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Receiving N300 Million Cheque From Femi Otedola In Throwback Photo by Jbleenk: 10:39am On Jul 27, 2018
2005? Why's it in black and white like some ancient pic?

Men it's been long Otedola has rich. 300mil in 2005 will be about 2bil today
Foreign AffairsRe: Fiona Onasanya To Stand Trial For Lying by Jbleenk: 10:31am On Jul 26, 2018
Jesus Christi!! So offense like this that I fool around with back then carries life imprisonment? Chisos so that's how I for dey chill for cell if they decided to investigate properly?

Well all the bad bad things I use to do thank God I do them no more. Men this U.K. Sef person cannot joke with anything it's prison straight. I will narrate an evasive encounter I pulled but got busted in a bit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Family Feud Looms As Davido’s Girlfriend, Chioma Dumps School by Jbleenk: 11:04pm On Jul 24, 2018
Abeg who school epp?
BusinessRe: Sterling Bank Plc Tenders Public Apology Over Viral Bank Wars Tweet by Jbleenk: 10:42pm On Jul 24, 2018
It was fun while it lasted. But really banter like this is welcome once in a while, especially at a time now in Nigeria when the polity is on fire. At least frayed nerves was calmed, high bp patients slept well after a laugh. I'd say a big thanks to Starling Bank for giving us something to laugh about albeit for a bit.
CrimeRe: 4 SARS Officers Arrested For Kidnapping, Extorting N7 Million From Bishop(pics) by Jbleenk: 1:16pm On Jul 22, 2018
High time we accepted capital punishment in this country. This guys will come out hardened and more daring and a liability to the country once they are done serving time in prisons. Instead they should just be executed
Christianity EtcRe: Is The World Really About To Come To An End? by Jbleenk: 12:12pm On Jul 22, 2018
mikron:
the good book also told us that heaven and earth will pass away but his word will remain.
So basically this book is self contradictory if u ask me. I'd say just live ur life and careless weather world is coming to an end or not. nobody is gonna leave earth alive anyways.
Christianity EtcRe: Is The World Really About To Come To An End? by Jbleenk: 10:52am On Jul 22, 2018
I don't think so cus a part of God's word says "world without end."

Generations will come, generations will go but the world will forever remain same.

Generation has come generations has gone and the world still remain same. Nothing is happening now that haven't happened before.
RomanceRe: Man Facetimed With His Girlfriend In Front Of His Mom, Then This Happened by Jbleenk: 7:36am On Jul 22, 2018
I will find her and I will kill her lol bloody hell
CrimeRe: Ibrahim Idris: 'SARS Officials Are Doing A Wonderful Job' by Jbleenk: 8:10am On Jul 21, 2018
The IG should take a look at this.

TravelRe: Multiple Accident In Front Of Uyo Stadium Caused By Phone Call (Photos) by Jbleenk:
Wow now small phone call accident will happen. Dem swear for this country?

HealthRe: Imperforate Hymen: For Your Daughter To Menstruate She Must Be Deflowered-Doctor by Jbleenk: 4:18am On Jul 21, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Virginity wet we don lose since like 14. Nahim this one dey keep? Better find better phrick make dem helep you tear am to pieces.
See what this one from Region of the flat headed people is saying.
HealthRe: Imperforate Hymen: For Your Daughter To Menstruate She Must Be Deflowered-Doctor by Jbleenk: 4:13am On Jul 21, 2018
cococandy:
Virginity means nothing unless you’re keeping it for someone who’s keeping theirs for you.
U get sense. Oya chop kiss there. kiss

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