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You fucking bastard!! Wasted my data

pussyeater:
It's the Greatest Country on earth. Take it or leave it!!!

Ignorance is deep rooted. What about the Scandinavian countries?

Not one city in America is listed among the top 10 best places to live on earth in 2018 n 19.

U havevthst mind set cos u live in Africa

I never had to go thru all these processes cos I had my mum Atm PIN number.

A family member should know every financial dealings of each and every person in case of eventuality

I really don’t know what is new about this look if u ask me.

Busted

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To be contd...

Here’s a revelation of how a father has been raping his daughters

Truth is it’s little u can do since he’s exposed to this already. I really don’t think there’s a logical or spiritual way to deal with issue like this that would make him desist from it honest speaking.

We all did this growing up. What u can’t say is if actually they’ve been engaging in penetrative sex which at that age is too early.

Most u can do is talk to him about it and watch his every move home and in school.

We all eventually get expose to sex at some point in life but his is too early something went wrong somewhere.

Great

Great

Kreamie:
I don’t even know where to start.

Nigerians and how we prioritize things..

How’s BBN our priority? Of all the problems there are, this show takes up the number one space?


Heard the Naira is going to shoot up (N700/USD). No one seems bothered.

Yet una go dey shout ‘it is well’.

700 naira per 1 Dollar? Kill me

Interesting

This is not looking good if u ask me

If u all understand the intricacies of religion ehn...

“Everything is shifting towards entertainment. Entertainment rules our world. Add entrainment to anything and you will sell” - Pastor Femi Fasaru of Matthew Ashimolow’s KICC!

I heard those words from the mouth of the pastor with my own ears!

And the Pentecostal pastors have upgraded to design their “Alters” into a Stage complete with lighting effects.

The “Man of God” move from one end of the stage to other like pop stars dishing the right amount of motivational talks backed with the right passages from the Bible, quoted out of context, that you like to hear, with sonorous ‘gospel music’ from beautiful girls in the background.

They regularly invite comedians and evey musicians to keep you because they know it’s only entertainment that can arrest your sinful and wandering souls

Meanwhile the camera men from the media department are meticulously recording the happy faces and miracles for onward transmission to the international centers where the churches get their donations which is much more than tithes and donations from members.

The pastors are agents of social conditioning with the primary aim of keeping the citizens completely docile, distracted and irresponsibly complacent

They get their money from the international networking of conspiracies that is railroading us to this impending doom

You sit down there, wonder and condem the COZA “Man of Rod” for managing his business well

How else will a fine boy entertainer keep his strategic department of beautiful girls if he doesn’t “service” them from time to time? Or you want those bad boys of the choir to dabaru his business?

I know you guys won’t understand

autojosh:
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If you have an inquisitive mind like I do, you might be wondering ; why most traffic lights have the colours red,yellow and green ; why most commercial passenger planes are painted white ; and why tyres are black.

These are not mere coincidences, and these colours were not chosen because they look “good”.
Let’s find out why these “standard” colours are used

Planes
Although very few planes(private and commercial) use other colours like black and blue, most planes make use of the colour white. There is a very reasonable explanation for this.
When planes fly in the sky, they are exposed to very large amounts of radiation and heat from the sun.White ( and other light colours) reflect heat and radiation, better than darker colours, but white is one of the colours that does this best.It helps airline companies save on cooling cost and also protects parts of the plane that can easily get damaged by heat or solar radiation.
You can experiment this phenomenon very simply at home on a sunny day, by trying on a white outfit, then a black outfit of similar material, trust me the difference would be very clear.You would feel cooler and sweat less in the white outfit.

Traffic Lights
From nursery school most of us have been taught that RED means stop, YELLOW means ready and GREEN means go!. We have adapted to these colours denoting their various meanings, but they have not always being this way.
There was a time when traffic lights were initially just red(stop) and white(go), they were primarily used for trains.Train drivers often mistook nearby or surrounding white lights from other sources as the “go” signal.This prompted a change.

Red was chosen as the stop sign/colour, because it has a higher wavelength, which means it can travel farther.Yellow has a shorter wavelength compared to red, but a longer wavelength compared to green.

Tyres
Very few people know this, but tyres have not always being black, they used to be white !. This is so because, the natural colour of rubber is white.
Because early tyres were very inefficient, they had a mileage of about 5000 miles, in the early 1900s scientist came up with a solution to add carbon black to tyres, this made them stronger and more durable, it also gave them the black colour.

Are you enlightened ?
Tell us what you think.

Don’t forget to rate and share.

By Donald3d

https://autojosh.com/planes-traffic-lights-tyres-find-out-why-they-have-standard-colours/

Quite interesting but u should know the color u refer to as yellow is not actually called yellow but amber.

As can be seen in the pic, his upper frame body (from wait up) is not quite proportionate with the lower frame body (waist down). Kneeling on a hard surface will put pressure on his knee which can be quite discomforting. Leave the poor fellow alone.

German machine

Zammzammm:
Please nairalanders i need information about this snake. The snake is very common in eti osa area of Lagos.

This is the second one that I have killed this year in my compound . There are undeveloped plot of land around my compound, I suspect that they come from there I need to know the specie, and if they are venomous and poisonous.

Thanks for anticipated assistance

What exactly do u mean when u say poisonous? Do u want to eat it to determine if it’s poisonous?

[quote author=Atom007 post=79408480][/quote]This is insane.

“God loves u most” I hate that narrative. I don’t think God would want such terrible accident. Nonetheless, may their souls Rest In Peace

AutoJoshNG:
If your tyre bursts, don’t apply the brake immediately
Do not slam on the brake pedal immediately you experience a tyre blowout on the bridge. Of course, this is easier said than done. Our natural reaction during a tyre blow out is to step on the brake. This is the worst thing that thing you can do as it will further imbalance the vehicle and throw it out of control. A tyre blowout could lead to a complete loss of control of the car. This could be worse with SUVs and high vehicles. However, train yourself to avoid applying the brake suddenly when such happens

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Pls how do u train yourself to avoid applying break when you have sudden blowout in motion? Maybe I should come use your can for training

Scatterscatter:
Na over Sabi dey make fly follow dead body enter coffin.

So she doesn't have sense that she should run abi until she drowns. She should continue, maybe dead body dey read, she go explain.

Simple interpretation, don't be a fool in search of knowledge, know when to run and when to fight.

Wrong bro!! Simply put, don’t die with what u know. As can be see in the pic, she’s drowning but she has some books with her (knowledge). She could as well drown with the her knowledge but she reach to place the books on the bookshelves in order not to drown with it.

Simply put, don’t die with you knowledge.

Some companies find way to extract and store the knowledge of their retiring staff for new employees to have access to. #KnowledgeRetentionandKnowledgeTransfer

Don’t die with what you know. That is, preserve what you know by all means don’t die with it.

mrAMG2:
Perfectly okay.

As long as she’s also willing to spend the rest of her life with you.

Old wine is fine wine.

Thanks bro!!! I’m giving it a real deep thought

Personally I think there’s nothing generally acceptable as right or wrong, it depends on perspective and right, wrong varies from place to place.

However, what’s the general societal outlook to getting married to a girl almost two times a guy’s age?

I’m 42yrs old, I met a girl I’d love to settle with, but, upon getting to know she’s 24yrs old, I got skeptical.

Can you get married to someone two times your age? I need advice.

1,000 hectares? Dem don buy Eko Atlantic City finish be that na those mofos

Yuceeluv:
That is all bro...the grace of God.

When I see people who show no remorse over suicide cases, I just smile.

"How can they kill themselves over this and that? Bla bla bla"; they rant...Only who wears the shoe knows where it pinches. Noone ever really knows what made them do it. Only God.

And they have to invoke God in everything

Pope very well knows w this

So these guys go posing for photo shots while carrying out emergency rescue missions and then post an heavily photoshopped pictures online, and Autojosh have the presence of mind to share the pics on nl celebrating beauty of heavily edited pics not mentioning those perished?

JOKERS

I still can’t figure out how this facility will be maintained

Can anyone guess what’s going on in this picture between former president Obadanjo and wife of former president Jonathan, Patience Jonathan?