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Everyone will carry his/her burden.

anayolity:
Hey Bro
Whatsup!!

I'm in the same shoes as you , Lagos based too.

Can we start this process together and see how much progress we can make before June next year. I'm damn serious.

Of course man.

malcom1X:
Click on the link you sent me.

A girl you're dating will never act that way when you're taking pictures of her.

Na friend zone things.

Forget that thing. That guy would have smashed her multiple times.

Hitting the gym is good but she has to put in the work first before snapping pictures for the 'gram.

And I think she shld just move on.

Obviously David silently moved on cos she gained weight and became unattractive to him after child birth.

If she dey do all these things to get him back, then I go say she no too smart.

Pick up the pieces and move on. Maybe cash in on her newly found fame and do sth significant for herself like a cooking reality show or sth.

I'm very excited to be here, honestly. But pls i have just one question....

So I currently work in federal government research institute in Lagos where I earn approximately 100k naira after tax, and I'm 34 year old and single.

Pls, I need anyone with experience to tell me what are my chances of emigrating to Canada by 2023?
And what exactly do I need to start doing right now?

Thanks guys. This is really encouraging.

PS. I have no savings at the moment.

Pls help me as this is really really important to me.

Rapsowdee01:
This show fell..

Silverbird TV weren't wise enough at all with the digital switchover thing they did.

How do you do a digital switchover in a country of 200 million people with less than quarter of the population using a digital receiver/decoder back then?

If not now that GOTV and STARTIMES entered the market and we have about 10million households with digital receiver/decoder.


Ben Bruce used to preach common sense but he forgot to apply his own teachings.

Anyways, congrats to the beautiful Oluchi.

Igbo Amaka

Ok so digital switchover means it's no longer free-to-air? That's bad.

Sexual frustration has a very great deal of impact on women. Some have a strong rein on their own.

WrathOfHadez:
wiser than anyone who ever had any real or blighted copy if your DNA past and present.

Then you have a very stupid way of showing your wisdom.

Simply put:
The producer oversees and supervises the entire production project from conception to till the final product, i.e, a movie.

The executive producer provides money to fund the budgetary costs.

If the producer is financially capable, maybe he is rich, or he borrowed money from the bank, then he is also the executive producer.

Or sometimes an investor may be interested in the movie industry but he lacks the expertize, so he will contact a producer and work with him to have his movie.

There is a whole different scenario but this is the simplest I can offer.

My take: if anyone opens fire on law enforcement agents, i support a resistance. And yes, we do need constant police presence in Onicha igboeze to instil order in the place.
However, I do hope that this story is true and accurate from the police.
By the way, ugwulangwu community is in Ohaozara local govt, not Onicha local govt., Mr. Journalist take note.

WrathOfHadez:
Kill all violent IPOB dogs and make sure their corpse is never found.

You are not wise.

So many children and slow people here this days.

Anyway, not much blame cos i almost concluded the same thing before I saw the real message behind the comical presentation.

Shame on all politicians.

illicit:
Are they gay

Like how? That's his wife now.

DoggoneDogg:
A slave will forever remain a slave.
Ebonyi have always been known as Afonja Ndigbo so I'm not surprised.

Young man don't be an idiot.

How can you mentioning all these huge amount of money and still can't make a good judgement call in your marital life?

If something no dey give you joy, no be to try resolve am? Make you and the madam sit down and talk nah.

Instead of attacking her this time, ask her questions. Ask her what her grievances are. Ask her what you can do to make things better. And also use the opportunity to communicate your own needs.

But if all these ones no work, na to divorce nah. Always make yourself happy bro. Life is too short you know.

To be honest I can't honestly say I had it so bad. But at the same time I can't honestly say I had it so easy. I was just there. I was getting by. My oldest brother is an angel sent by God to help my life. He never disappointed me whenever I put a call across to him. But then I didn't want to overburden him.

Again, i am always looking to be enterprising. During one of the long ASUU strikes, i went to ado ekiti and started to hustle. I raised about 150k six months later before the strike ended. With tht money I was able to live decently for a while.

Just before the money finished I tried to start a business and succeeded. But I wasnt breaking even so I packed up.

The day I will never forget was the day I went to bed on an empty stomach --- for the first time in my life!

But the following day I got a connect thru a classmate to do JAMb runs for his elder brother's private school --- i made 7k from that, and i cooked a nice pot of soup.

I also made some money writing exams for a few of my classmates. Plus one 10k i made one time from writing jamb for one other guy like that.

Mehn ....School life wasn't so easy but I wouldn't change a thing.

CrystalSpark:
Let me jump on the trend, too! I decided to make a light dinner after today’s hustle.

I live, cook, and eat alone. See what I got for 950 naira at the market that was closest to where I was this evening.

Veggies - 300
Eggs (5) - 250
Plantain - 400

Fair?

Where is the cooked food then?
By the way, are you going to finish this thing in one sitting?

iceberg02:
$200 to register for training??

The exam i believe. I just saw it on google

Since I started following these kind of threads, one recurring skills is graphic design.

But the question i want to ask is, is graphic design a skill that any tom dick and harry can just dabble into, taking into account the fact that creativity is required to be a good designer??

bet9ja:
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Rip

He is still upset. He hasn't moved on.

How do you know it wasn't the husband having sex with her. Or did you see the okada on top of her?

What you shld do is to tell the husband to make more time for his wife.

If the early morning sex is what she wants, then give it to her.

When a woman gotta cum, a woman gotta cum. And she will do it with any available discreet man around, including the gateman.

Someone i know once had an affair with a married lady and her excuse was that the husband is in Qatar, and he is also cheating with a Kenyan lady.

And I know you also want to bang her. Since she is freely giving it to a bike guy.

Why did you vacate the seat when you haven't even seen the person you are supposed to pick up?
The right thing would have to sit tight until you see the wife, at which point you can then open the door and jokingly say something like, Iyawo come and sit here. If she comes, fine. But if she says, never mind, then you guys can just continue your journey home in peace.
On a normal day sef, you are not supposed to get down for her. You started the journey with the husband and she has no right whatever to ask you to vacate a seat for her. Even the husband won't ask you to.
But fear and inferiority complex is a real problem that should be dealt with.
Now, even your action is making you doubt yourself the more because they clearly told you you acted foolishly.
It's well bro.

I once lived in a compound where the landlords children are all social deviants: the two sons are misfits, and the daughter Is a w.h.ore.

The sons simply took anything of value that you forgot outside.

One day the older son, together with his friend, stole someones goat at night, and came to ask me for a knife to kill and cut the meat. I gave them, pretending as if i didn't know what they were doing.

After 2 days I asked for my knife back but he started teling stories and it made me mad. So I changed it for him and we ended up in a quarrel.

The following day I overheard the idiot making a funny phone call so I panicked & had to quickly look for how to appease him, before he invites his fellow miscreants to come and snuff life out of me. Lol.

Those guys are totally useless and always criminally minded. Fear them.

When you say "older bachelors", what age range are we talking about? Cos I'm 35 and don't have a lover.

React like Sodium pellets in cold water --- very explosively.

Nonsense.

mignone:
How long have u been on it&is there any difference in how u feel since u started?
I think you should reduce it or start again with a small quantity, while u gradually increase it. You may make it warm this time.

Making myself as an example:
I'm normally one who can't tolerate anything in my stomach early in the morning, so twasnt pleasant when I started d '(warm) water on empty stomach' therapy.
So i started with half a glass. Even with this, i wld rush to d toilet almst immediately bt it helped rid my body of toxins as I always feel light afterwards- no constipation, etc.

So I advice u continue to increase it gradually till ur body gets used to it.
Over time,u can start adding lime/lemon juice to get better results.

Lime or lemon juice for what? Those are acidic. And taking them on a empty stomach? Not a chance

My own two cents...

DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY!

In the end, NOTHING really matters.

I want to know her ethnicity.

She looks coloured.

That girl is extremely beautiful.