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HealthRe: Scott Iguma Shocked By Emergency Vehicle Delivering Oxygen Between Lagos Hospita by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:39pm On Sep 13, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Omoh, every single section in this country just need total overhauling.........
Tinubu and his supporters won't agree with you, my friend.
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda Celebrates 51st Birthday Today by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:43pm On Sep 13, 2025
We4all:
Lies... She once did an interview and clearly stated that both her parents are from Rivers. Though, you can't rule out the possibility that her mom played 'away match' because she is whiter than an average caucacian .
Bleaching cream dey sideye you now, like: "am I a joke to this one"? 😂
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda Celebrates 51st Birthday Today by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:42pm On Sep 13, 2025
Atom007:
Mother of one? Nawao. We can't waste this beautiful soul na, abeg who get her contact make we fire her ministry, she need to born like 5 for me
At 51?

Abi you didn't read that part?

If no be yanga wey she dey do before, she suppose be grandma by now.
SportsRe: Tobi Amusan Calls Out Athletics Federation Over Poor Treatment (Photos/Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:12am On Sep 13, 2025
Athletes switching allegiance and professionals leaving the country in the japa syndrome are one and the same thing.

The only people enjoying Nigeria are the politicians, their cronies, and the contractors and industrialists enjoying their patronage.

All.others who can change their narrative by leaving, are doing so.
CelebritiesRe: Today In History: The Death Of Tupac Shakur (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:07am On Sep 13, 2025
Rapmoney:
The last photo Tupac took before his death. The other guy in the car was Surge Knight.
The mysterious case of the car being driven with no ignition key!

Try zoom where key suppose dey, nothing resemble bunch of key wey dey normally hang from there.

Remember, this was in the nineties. Key fobs and keyless start were not a thing back then.
Car TalkRe: The Rolls Royce Phantom IV, One Of The Rarest Cars In The World by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:04am On Sep 13, 2025
nairalanda1:
Speaking of Kennedy, allegedly he was warned on the morning of Nov 23 1963 to drive in the car with the top drawn over him, but he declined because he wanted the people of Dallas to see him well well.( He was in campaign mode for the election next year and the democrats were not in very good shape for the election)

Made it easier for a disgruntled ex marine to do his thing
Is it still believed that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK,?
I wish Trump would have the liver to release those files.
Car TalkRe: The Rolls Royce Phantom IV, One Of The Rarest Cars In The World by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:58am On Sep 13, 2025
It's a clunky, old car.

The real value is founded in nostalgia, not practicality it's treasured more as an objét d'art, with some history.

Even Rolls Royce moved on with newer, much better builds.
FamilyRe: Constant Nagging Dey Kill Ooh by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39pm On Sep 12, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Your bias is likely what keeps you from noticing them as they are every you look. 🤔
Okay. I give you that.

Never met any, doesn't mean they don't exist, right?

Means I'm just lucky to never have met one.
FamilyRe: Constant Nagging Dey Kill Ooh by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:35pm On Sep 12, 2025
Kobojunkie:
I have experienced it all and yet chose to go back eventually to apologize. I have been nagged by males and females alike so I don't buy into the bullsheet of women being the only ones with PhD in nagging. 🤔

Now, I am not longer nagged by the same people 🤔
Omo!

😳

I need to check the DNA of those male nags. Never heard of a man nagging. Scolding, yeah, but to nag? Sustained over hours? days?
FamilyRe: Constant Nagging Dey Kill Ooh by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:29pm On Sep 12, 2025
Kobojunkie:
I used to be in similar shoes until I decided to turn things around by apologizing for all the hurts I had caused. Now, I am thankfully no longer in those shoes, and I don't worry about being nagged when I am around loved ones. undecided
You've never been nagged about the good you didn't do before, abi?

You've never been nagged about not being better than you are?

You never jam women with PhD in nagging.......y'know.......those ones so good, they don't even know they're nagging your block off.
FamilyRe: Constant Nagging Dey Kill Ooh by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:24pm On Sep 12, 2025
Women who nag are as dangerous as murderers.

The worst part is, at that moment, any good thing you've done for them is completely forgotten.

If it's a mother nagging, it's not too bad, b cause you've been hearing it for long, and you won't be with her forever.

If it's a wife.........toh.......I don't know what else to say.

E don be o. Anything you say can and CERTAINLY WILL be used against you!

Just suck it up, keep quiet and live through it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Charlie Kirk: FBI Releases Images Of Person Of Interest. Seeks Public's Help by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:49pm On Sep 12, 2025
Seunpapa65:
I was shocked the resemblance is something else too and the sniper was very far too still he took the shot the guy must be really high trained to take such shot one of the reasons I use to believe Trump sniper was staged or something
It was a message to Trump, if you ask me.

Just like the first one was, though it was trickier, since they had to use someone expendable.

See how Kirk's killer slipped away.....though it's been announced that they've got him now
PoliticsRe: Porous Borders, Insufficient Patrols: Police Can’t End VIP Protection – IGP by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:33am On Sep 12, 2025
But they can stop VIPs from using their security to oppress people.

They can also mandate such security to respond to emergency calls involving ordinary citizens.

After all, non-VIPs are also human beings.
PoliticsRe: NUPENG, Dangote Clash As Tanker Drivers’ Deal Collapses by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:40am On Sep 12, 2025
nairalanda1:
Has nothing to do with cabals or sabotage. It's all about a worker's right to join a union
They should be free to join.

At the same time, they should not be forced.

We know how NUPENG and other unions do. If there's a strike, people who try to work are attacked.

Can you imagine, if Dangote offers incentives to drivers who don't join the union, and they don't join. Can they freely deliver fuel during a NUPENG strike?

Tell me they won't be stopped, beaten and their trucks set ablaze.

Even in unions, rights of individuals are set aside. We are in a country where SUG and NANS agitators beat students caught studying during "ALUTA", where union members assault workers who go to work during strike.
Foreign AffairsRe: Charlie Kirk: FBI Releases Images Of Person Of Interest. Seeks Public's Help by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:08am On Sep 12, 2025
Seunpapa65:
Only one man is capable of pulling this kind of hit
I use to think is only in movie this kind thing happens
A favourite assertion of American conspiracy theorists is, when the Deep State wants to do something, they put it in a movie.

See how the suspected Killer resembles The Jackal!

Look at Avatar! Once the movie came out in 2009, and the bad guy in the movie (the colonel) said he did "THREE TOURS IN NIGERIA", I knew we were in for it.

Is the insecurity not worsening?
RomanceRe: Hilarious: A Woman Who Was Giving Her A Certificate Was Jealous by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:04pm On Sep 11, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Bannies!!!!

Well,she was simply jealous of her because she knows how many doors that woman's backside is likely to open for her without stress...Same doors which she may never be lucky to even get an inch close to...
If that........thing will open YOUR door........na waa o.

Wetin be dat tin sef?
Christianity EtcRe: Corper Raye Reveals Why She Stopped Attending Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:20pm On Sep 11, 2025
She will leave NYSC one day.

I wonder what she will be called by then.

grin
HealthRe: FG To Decriminalise Attempted Suicide In December by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:19pm On Sep 11, 2025
omowolewa:
Say no to Suicide, life is good and hope is real.

Cool



After this explanation, is it reasonable to say "yes" to Suicide?

Now that it decriminalised, should everyone state attempting suicide as a joke?
Don't argue with me, I just explained what the law was about.

U Gerrit?
HealthRe: FG To Decriminalise Attempted Suicide In December by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:27am On Sep 11, 2025
omowolewa:
Say no to Suicide, life is good and hope is real.

Cool
If this is your position, then I'm sorry you don't understand what the post is all about.

Lemme break it down for you: attempted suicide will be decriminalised. Meaning it's no longer a crime to try to take your own life. Meaning of a person is stopped, he will be set free to try again.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Orders FEC Committee To Crash Food Prices by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:58am On Sep 11, 2025
"Crash food prices"

How?

By forcing farmers to go to work while bandits roam free?

By ordering herders to stop destroying crops?

How exactly can these cretins crash the price of food, apart from encouraging and securing massive food production?
Foreign AffairsRe: Charlie Kirk’s Killing Shakes America: Obama Denounces ‘despicable’ Act by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55am On Sep 11, 2025
sleek214:
Democrats in the US are behaving like obidients in Nigeria. Very intolerant set of people.
How many people have been killed by "Obidients"?

Now, let's try this again.

How many people have been killed this year by APC's main beneficiaries, the bandits?
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Meets With Macron by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:10pm On Sep 10, 2025
naptu2:
https://x.com/Dolusegun16/status/1965800384167125178?t=EpYAZ2Cc2edtcS0VRRi1Tw&s=19[/quote]Dapper, abi?

If no be say e be President.........

Seriously, can you dress like this to a C-Suite job interview?

In fact, forget C-Suite. Ordinary bank Management Trainee sef no fit dress laidis go interview.
CrimeRe: Ex-Yahoo Boss Kills 83-Year-Old Mother After ChatGPT Told Him She's Chinese Spy by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56pm On Sep 08, 2025
autoez:
All this yahoo boys and rituals. Imagine this one wan use him mama. God forbid bad thing.
Why don't you just read?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Just read am small, biko!
CrimeRe: Ex-Yahoo Boss Kills 83-Year-Old Mother After ChatGPT Told Him She's Chinese Spy by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:53pm On Sep 08, 2025
bewisemasses:
In one of his final chats with the chatbot, Soelberg said, "We will be together in another life and another place, and we’ll find a way to realign, because you’re gonna be my best friend again forever."

Why will chatgpt utter this?
The spiritual things that go on in our world eh. Many things r on a spiritual and metaphysical level beyond our physical comprehension.
Many of us r just like Zombies to this technologies floating anywhere they take us
Even Oyibo people are out there online screaming that AI is demonic. There's a new madness right now called "AI psychosis" that the phycologists are trying to grapple with now.

Elon Musk said using AI is like "summoning a demon" and Peter Thiel, another top AI leader and CEO of Palantir, has said what is coming in the future will be like the "mark of the beast".

Meanwhile, both men remain at the forefront of AI development.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Abduct Chinese Worker From BUA Cement Factory, Kill 8 NSCDC Officers by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31pm On Sep 06, 2025
TechCapon:
Omo they killed 8 officers? I thought nscdc officers carry guns. How are they able to kill 8 armed men without losing anyone on their side
They were in a vehicle, which, in essence, is a funnel that allows for concentrated fire . Imagine 8 guys sitting bunched together, compared to 8 guys fanned out 20 metres apart.
CelebritiesRe: John Olabiyi Silva: Joke Silva Loses Brother by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:49am On Sep 06, 2025
Some may argue that 73 is not "old enough", but I watched three young siblings standing and crying at the graveside of their 47 year old eldest brother, one of my closest friends.

Some have even departed before they hit 40.

That said, even at a hundred years old, you never want a loved one to go.

Sad to see loved ones go, but the truth is, we don't live forever on this side of eternity.

May Pa Silva rest in peace.

May the Lord console the entire family, and be with Madame Joke. It's never easy, going through stuff like this.
BusinessRe: Fire Razes Okeb Filling Station In Anambra, Vehicles Destroyed by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:44am On Sep 06, 2025
Smartwave:
Thought Anambra developed Asaba, Anambra must wait for Asaba fire Service for rescue 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's called ROI, that is, RETURN ON INVESTMENT.

Why develop your own fire service when you've already developed one in a neighboring state? When the investment never yield finish, make dem come spend anoda money?

grin
BusinessRe: Fire Razes Okeb Filling Station In Anambra, Vehicles Destroyed by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42am On Sep 06, 2025
I hope we are not having a new trend in Nigeria, not so new, actually, of what I'll call "Tanker Terrorism".
BusinessRe: I Collected A Customer's Phone Because He Couldn't Pay, Now I'm Bothered by Jeezuzpick(m):
zeuss:
U did the ryt thing.....he cannot just change the agreement..he should have brought back the items.
The bolded?

That's gold, right there!

He collected goods on credit to go do work on credit, and he wants a SALES BOY, not the business owner, o, to bear it?
PhonesRe: US Lawyer, Mark Zuckerberg Sues Facebook & Meta by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:25am On Sep 06, 2025
davodyguy:
Your use of 'most likely ' means You didn't deeply read the OP at all


The above was unambiguous in the original post.

Not most likely older, but he is actually older
Whatever.

So what's your point?

Are you disagreeing with my assertion that the Lawyer is not an impersonator because Zuck wasn't even in existence when he was named, being the older guy?
PhonesRe: US Lawyer, Mark Zuckerberg Sues Facebook & Meta by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:25pm On Sep 05, 2025
GrammarNazi1:
Let's see what the real Mark has to say or, perhaps, what Meta has to say.
The "Real Mark"?

What do you mean?

That the lawyer is fake?

From his picture up there, it's most likely he's even older than the CEO Mark Zuckerberg, and so had the name first!

Do you know there is a man called Donald Trump, as well? I watched his interview during the 2016 US presidential campaign. He's an elderly man, and, even through he may not be a billionaire, he's not poor, either. So, elderly, white, rich, just like the President. Not a fake.

Just because someone is famous doesn't mean others with the same name are impersonating him.
EducationRe: Federal Polytechnic Offa Unveils Electric Car, OKIN EV1 (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:27am On Sep 03, 2025
Truths9ja:
BREAKING NEWS: Federal Polytechnic Offa Unveils Nigeria's First Homegrown Electric Vehicle, OKIN EV1

Offa, Kwara State - In a historic moment for Nigerian innovation, The Federal Polytechnic Offa has successfully developed its first electric vehicle, christened OKIN EV1. This groundbreaking achievement marks a significant milestone in the country's transportation sector, showcasing the potential of homegrown innovation.

The OKIN EV1: A Marvel of Engineering.

The OKIN EV1 is a pure electric vehicle designed to run on battery power, with an additional solar energy feature that extends its working hours. According to Engr. Dr. Olufemi Oluseye Kehinde, Director of the Directorate of Assembly, Fabrication, and Commercialization of Research Products, the vehicle can travel an impressive 125 kilometers on a full charge. This distance is equivalent to a round trip from Offa to Ilorin, highlighting the vehicle's potential for practical use.

Innovative Features.

The OKIN EV1 boasts several innovative features, including:

- A touchscreen display that provides users with real-time information and control over the vehicle's systems
- A reverse camera that enhances safety and convenience

Development Process.

The development of the OKIN EV1 was a remarkable feat that required dedication, expertise, and perseverance. The project commenced in 2024 and was completed in less than six months, a testament to the team's hard work and commitment. Despite facing challenges in sourcing materials, the team remained focused and delivered an impressive result.

The Federal Polytechnic Offa has announced plans to refine the OKIN EV1 prototype further before embarking on mass production. This move is expected to make the electric vehicle more accessible to the general public, potentially revolutionizing the country's transportation sector.

Engr. Dr. Olufemi Oluseye Kehinde shared valuable insights with aspiring inventors, emphasizing the importance of:

- Taking basic knowledge seriously: A strong foundation in STEM subjects is crucial for innovation and problem-solving.
- Maintaining a positive mindset: A positive attitude and resilience are essential for overcoming challenges and achieving success.
- Focusing on acquiring knowledge: Rather than seeking financial gain, inventors should prioritize acquiring knowledge and developing practical skills.
- Prioritizing practical skills: Hands-on experience and practical skills are vital for turning ideas into reality.

The unveiling of the OKIN EV1 marks a new era for Nigerian innovation, showcasing the country's potential for technological advancement and creativity. As the OKIN EV1 prepares to hit the roads, it is poised to make a significant impact on the country's transportation sector, promoting sustainable energy and reducing carbon emissions.

Stay tuned for more updates on this exciting development!

Bright Sobowale
Nijatravels News.
If Una wan copy, at least, copy well like China.

I was thinking it was gonna be a korope, and I wasn't disappointed.

"Historic moment of Nigerian innovation" indeed!

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