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PoliticsRe: Julius Malema Calls For 1 Africa: 1 President, 1 Currency, 1 Parliament, 1 Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:48am On Aug 25, 2025
OLAADEGBU:
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Malema argued that Africa, with its 54 sovereign states, vast mineral wealth, and human capital, has the potential to become an economic powerhouse if united.
The Xenophobe-in-Chief of Xenophobia Inc. calling for unity with us, while his people kill.our people.

Julius is a politician, after all.
CrimeRe: Nigeria Police Repatriate Wanted Chinese Gang Leader, Dai Qisheng by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:16am On Aug 25, 2025
ChristoBam:
Lol he thinks he's safe enough in Abuja. Go wan live life small. I'm actually wondering how they got to him. Must have given his location out to someone close.
You don't think China has intelligence officers here?

Forget o! Once Chinese Embassy dey, intelligence officers must dey, as CIA sef must dey for US embassy.

INTERPOL also dey.
CrimeRe: Nigeria Police Repatriate Wanted Chinese Gang Leader, Dai Qisheng by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:13am On Aug 25, 2025
Imagine, a Triad Boss, in Nigeria!

Our loose immigration rules that bend like rubber band, allowing criminals to waltz into our country and assign them MOPOL to be holding their umbrella......
CrimeRe: Osun: Woman Dies Mysteriously At Boyfriend’s House by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11am On Aug 25, 2025
DUTY:
my lawyer always tell me that whatever crime I wanna commit, make I no let woman kpai for my house. Na serious case.
Better have an ambulance on standby before any girl comes to visit you then, or just don't entertain female visitors.
FamilyRe: Do You Still Have This Basket In Your Kitchen? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:42pm On Aug 24, 2025
MistyDense:
I swear, no be small maggots and some black black tiny living tins dey dey under that basket o.
U need to be removing the plates and be washing the entire basket from time to time
Yes o......those black things......maybe mosquito larvae or pupae
FamilyRe: Do You Still Have This Basket In Your Kitchen? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:22pm On Aug 24, 2025
MistyDense:
This is a very funny basket for plates.

When you're in a rush to eat, finding spoon in that basket can be a daunting task.
You can over a hundred spoons in there, but may not be able to get one while you're rushing. This is because there is a certain spot within the basket that the spoons go to hide, thereby making it difficult to access them.

It can be annoying some times.

Share your thoughts on this.
When dish racks don dey?

But this basket sha.........the funny thing is, the water drains to the bottom, and stays there. If it's not emptied daily, gross things can show up there.
PoliticsRe: Fake News: EFCC Reacts To Reports Of Interpol Rejecting Wanted Alert On Haske by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:15pm On Aug 24, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
I knew that news was fake no single source was quoted
Why not wait for INTERPOL themselves to deny the news?
HealthRe: 2cm Long Mosquito: When Mosquitoes Look Like Helicopters (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:41pm On Aug 24, 2025
TyroneP:
I ran into a giant mosquito today. I was so stunned! So huge!

For clarity purpose, I had to check online for the pictures of giant mosquitoes. Picture attached.
Most probably a male mosquito.

If it's a male, it's not dangerous because it doesn't suck blood.
FoodRe: Bill Gates-backed Company Creates Butter Made From Carbon Without Animals Or Oil by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:38pm On Aug 24, 2025
Mariangeles:
These people keep producing artificial "foods" that poison their system, yet they claim not to know the cause of high rate of cancer.

How can you produce "food" from nothing, and expect people to trust it?
"Cow free butter" indeed!
This is all Bill Gates is all about.

He's not going to eat this plasticine he's calling "butter".

His kids aren't gonna eat it.

It's for poor people.

He's just like Rockefeller.

Feed people petroleum-bases stuff.

Petroleum drugs, petroleum additives in food, clothe them in petroleum (polyester and co) get them sick so they can pay for more petroleum junk to be pumped into their bodies. Genetically modify the real foods they have, and make sure they never have natural food or medicine again.
PoliticsRe: Lere Olayinka Slams Peter Obi Over Visit To Late Rufai’s Family by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56pm On Aug 23, 2025
TimeManager:
Lere Olayinka captured it perfectly, a month after Peter Rufai's demise, then Obi jumped on it as soon as Taribo criticized the Govt (NFF). After all , everyone including Obi was aware of Peter Rufai's passing a month ago. Where was Obi since one month ago?.


-Kiss the truth!
Did Wike himself go for a condolence visit?
CelebritiesRe: I’m Tired Of Driving Benz In Lagos” – Comedian Zicsaloma Vents Angrily by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:29pm On Aug 23, 2025
lapintoz:
Gibberish.

Police no dey take eye see benz, na yahoo boys things be that.

Them dey dodge Prado Toyota cos na official moto be that one
In fact, God bless you!

When I get money for SUV, I no go even buy Lexus, na black Prado or Land Cruiser straight!
PoliticsRe: 62 Political Formations Mobilize For Orji Kalu, Tinubu Ahead Of 2027 by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:22am On Aug 23, 2025
Thunder fire all of them!

Mobilising for thieves!

Two years out, fa!

Àwon wèrè gbogbo...
PoliticsRe: Pray For Tinubu – Governor Buni Tells Islamic Clerics by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:45am On Aug 23, 2025
olaiya2007:
Our prayers are with him cos if he succeeds we all succeed as a nation

FTC cool
The definition of success depends on motive.

Tinubu's success might not mean the nation's success. It all depends on what he set out to do in the first place.

Look at Buhari.
He succeeded. He wanted to be President and he became President.

That was all.

Everything else could go to shit, and it did.

Believe me, it's quite possible that, if we got to know Tinubu's real motive for being President, we might pray earnestly that he should fail.
TravelRe: Driver, 5 Passengers Die In Ogun Lone Car Crash by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:49am On Aug 23, 2025
post=136548246:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2025/08/22/driver-5-passengers-die-in-ogun-lone-car-crash/
This is all the FRSC is good for.......gruesome ambulance service for carrying corpses and injured after accidents have occurred.

They can't prevent an accident to save their lives

These commercial buses get a free pass from the so-called "Road Safety" on the roads.

They only get a hard on for private cars.
RomanceRe: Harsh Economy : How I Take Care Of My Girlfriend by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:10pm On Aug 22, 2025
bigpicture001:
... first and foremost, I cut my clothe according to my size... I dnt go after ladies with very high maintainance or unending list of demands...I specifically go after moderate ladies, also, I made my gf understand I am not a rich guy, but we can work thing out standing by ourselves...

But nomata how u do it, ladies will always be demanding of u to spend and spend..since that is the only way to show love by a guy in this part of the world .
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I am a mid range earner...sh also works but in low income...as usual once a while there are stylish demand for u to assist financially so inorder not to embarrass her or annoy me or come at a time I am broke...I created a plan...

I noted issues which usually need my financial assistance more often...

Data, sickness, credit, and sometimes direct financial support...

For the data..I migrated her to glo, ND did an Always ON plan for her..one of 5k for one month which gives her 1G everyday...l continually subscribe it for her . If sh use all watch sabinus lafter zone, na she sabi. nomata what, sh must wait for tomorrow to get another.. data problem solved..I warned her not to b calling with that data..and buy credit instead...

On credit.. sh buys it herself... And I dnt tolerate it when sh need to call me and didn't cuz sh don't HV credit...


On health.. I used 12k to register her for health insurance for a year at the nearest hospital closest to her.. that way.. whenever sh tells me I am not feeling fine.. I simply reply, go to the hospital na.. it's free... Sh no dey bring that talk come again, but honestly, it helps her alot...

On financial support.. I gift her 25k monthly... But sh doesn't know... Sh believes my giving are endless..... Before the end of first week of the month, I send her money... Sometimes, 5k. Next month might be 15k, another might b 8k,10, as the spirit moves me... And in the third week I send the rest Wich must total 25k..

And if I send her sometimes 8k ND maybe forgot the rest when the month is almost spent, I buy her gift with the rest or take her out entirely... All within the 25k...

That way I satify all my supposed gifting requirements in a relationship...

Guyz how do u see this my method...

Dnt mind those that will rush to thread to shout simp, simp, na them do pass self...


I believe in plans, I believe if u dnt plan, u waste money
Guy, forget all this demo wey you dey do on top pessin wey fit dey cheat, wey fit leave you, sef!

If two of Una get mind, go and marry!

Do it and legally move to the same apartment. Save on rent. Eat home-cooked meals and save on food. Start early and have your kid or kids on time, so they will be able to take care of themselves when the promotions come and work becomes more demanding.

I have plenty of experience in this area. Unless you're just out of your teens, biko, get married and start your life. Serve God and trust Him. He will see you through.
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Buratai Proposes COVID-19 Style Nationwide Lockdown In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:03pm On Aug 22, 2025
Franklin242:
Lock down again? So they can be transported to our forests through trucks Abi. Y’all know what you’re doing. The Islamization agenda no go work.
In fact, a lockdown would be just perfect to facilitate their distribution all over the country. Places like Lagos will be penetrated easily because no one will be able to see what's going on.

A lockdown means no youths walking around with iPhones and X accounts, ready to spill tea, so why wouldn't the evil.peoole love a lockdown?
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Buratai Proposes COVID-19 Style Nationwide Lockdown In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:59pm On Aug 22, 2025
Pythagoras001:
naaaaaah you need to have highly trained, motivated, equiped and decentalized policing srructure, . the fbi or any serious federal police would completely degrade this bandit in a year if not completely wiping/taking them out. using sophisticated drones you can see at night people hiding in the forest. deploy special forces into that location at night and either k*ll or capture this ragtag millitia, for the kidnappers using forensics especially their voice and cell location to track the kidnappers or track them they pick up the ransome, use money that have been marked as ransome. you pick them up when they want to spend it? putting robust system that tracks prevent money laundry. eliminate the recruitment source. we are not ready to tackle insecurity because it is a bussiness.
You're taking the matter too far, sef.

These people are known!

Gumi sits with them for meeting.

Some have taken selfies with Masari holding their AK in the presence of soldiers wey no fit do notin.

The UAE arrested some.alleged sponsors of the insurgency, some time ago.

A Governor gave a controversial interview recently where he said they know the bandits' homes, parents, relatives......what have our government done with all the info they have?
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Buratai Proposes COVID-19 Style Nationwide Lockdown In Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56pm On Aug 22, 2025
Omooba77:
https://saharareporters.com/2025/08/22/ex-army-chief-buratai-proposes-covid-19-style-nationwide-lockdown-nigeria-flush-out
Can we all see the effect of quota system?

This is how sensible people are frustrated while total idiots rise to prominence.

How many law enforcement, paramilitary and military personnel do we have in Nigeria? If den reach 5 million, make I bend!

All of them cannot cover Kano and Lagos, to say less of over 200 million people stretched all over Nigeria!

The worst part of the whole narrative is, the sponsors of these killer squads will still ferry them all.over with ease.
PoliticsRe: Katsina Mosque Attack: Search Continues As Over 50 Bodies Recovered by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:27pm On Aug 22, 2025
Nukilia:
You will never see protests in the North against these killers. I am of the opinion that there is a spell on this nation.

Americans cannot be losing their lives like this without the state declaring emergency on such killers. Within 48hrs, all security in the country would be on standby till the perpetrators are caught.

Before the paid APC bots start foaming all over this post, know that an average life is worthless to the political class.
I dey tell you, o!

See how Trump responded to the crime spike in Washington DC. He flooded the streets with armed National Guard operatives.

Within 24 hours, everywhere soft!

Here, people keep getting killed everywhere for years......no real response from government.
RomanceRe: Boys Have No Idea,what Girls Going Through. by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:32pm On Aug 22, 2025
fxexperts:
Hypocrisy will not finish you people in this country.

If you were in her shoes you will obviously do the same thing she did, so stop blaming her it is not easy for her. If guys get the kind of attention girls are getting especially in this shithole country where men are raving mad for sex then trust me it is either you would sleep with all the men or make wrong choice or reject all the choice is yours. and it may even shock you that this same lady in question which all of your fellowship member refusing to marry might be far more better and virtous than the ones the fellowshipmen later got married to. Men are naturally hypocrites we do not practice what we preach. and also I have seen men in a church where sex before marriage is forbidden and these men go outside to get girls who the had sex with on a regular and later got married to them, but the ladies who stayed put and keep up with the church doctrine some are over 40 now without husbands because they refuse to have sex before marriage.
I never had sex before marriage.

I have not lain with any woman apart from my wife.

Maybe you think we're talking about girls being hollered at for casual sex, well.......I'm talking about marriage, so, we're not on the same page.
PoliticsRe: Learn Combat Skills For Self-defence, CDS Urges Nigerians by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:27pm On Aug 22, 2025
ogododo:
https://punchng.com/learn-combat-skills-for-self-defence-cds-urges-nigerians/
Combat skills?

Like what?

Judo? Jiu-jitsu?

Against a terrorist with an AK-47 with an extended mag?

Against .38 FMJs moving faster than the speed of sound?

This man is on some of the really good shit. His supplier is an honest man.
PoliticsRe: Oseloka, Peter Obi's Son Responds To Critics (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:14am On Aug 22, 2025
Nteogwuija:
They say Seyi runs successful advertisement companies.
He doesn't run anything!

His old man simply kolobi all billboard rights in Lagos and handed it to him.

If Seyi had to compete against real advert companies, he wouldn't survive.
PoliticsRe: Oseloka, Peter Obi's Son Responds To Critics (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:13am On Aug 22, 2025
REDshouse:
U go explain tire ...instead of you to not reply ...

Keep shalayeing
Did you watch the video?

grin

I'm sure you didn't!

If you did, you'd shut the hell up and leave the young man alone.

Leave Oseloka, goan run after Seyi. Maybe he can dash you small stolen money.
RomanceRe: How Do People Manage To Stay Friends With Their Exes? ? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:35am On Aug 22, 2025
Ericmaestrooffi:
Call me childish or whatever but I don’t keep friends or contact with any of my ex regardless of how the relationship ended.
Immediately the relationship ends I block and delete everything that reminds me of them, contact , pictures e.t.c Currently I don’t have any of my exes contact on my phone, early this year I had to change my number so I cut ties totally with all of them.

I don’t see them as my enemies or anything of sort, as a matter of fact I wish them well but it’s from a distance, I can’t imagine being just friends with someone I once loved unless the feelings wasn’t genuine.
Most people I shared this view with says I’m childish and there’s nothing wrong with being friends with an ex but for me I think cutting you off is the surest way for me to move on.

What do you think?
Do you know some people never really "broke up" in the usual sense?

Work, distance, unaccepting family, genotype, stuff like that make people go their separate ways.

Not all relationships end badly like, due to cheating, maltreatment, incompatibility or abuse.

Such people do remain friends, and communicate. They even help each other through rough patches.

There are ladies I may consider "exes". I still talk to most of them today, even though we haven't seen each other for decades. A "congrats" or a "happy birthday" isn't cheating.
RomanceRe: Boys Have No Idea,what Girls Going Through. by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:27am On Aug 22, 2025
Gerrard59:
Perhaps she doesn't want to get married. The reality is that not everyone would marry. We have relatives who we know are not married, don't have children, or are divorced. Young people should understand that things happening today have happened in yesteryears. So nothing is entirely new. The difference is that things now get wider publicity.
Well......maybe so, sha.

Some younger folks might do that, as well.....to each their own.
RomanceRe: Boys Have No Idea,what Girls Going Through. by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:35pm On Aug 21, 2025
Do girls have an idea whet guys go through, either?

Every coin has two sides, please. No highroading is allowed.

A pretty "Sistah" in our fellowship rejected a long queue of "Brothas" (including yours truly). We all went out ways, got married, kids now quite grown.

She's still single, well into her forties.

For the life of me, I don't understand what she was doing. Well.......I still kinda hope she finds someone even now. It's not too late.
PoliticsRe: Letter Shows Wike Was Invited To PDP NEC Meeting — Despite His Denial by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:33am On Aug 21, 2025
DeLaRue:
The cable said it has seen a letter addressed to Mr Wike.

Well, that a letter is addressed to an individual is not proof that it was served on that person, or that a genuine attempt was made to serve him and he evaded service.

Mr Wike has a legal background. For him to say on TV that he was not served notice of the meeting, he must have spotted a legal error on the part of the conveners of the meeting.

It would be difficult to find and serve Mr Wike personally. They should have published the notice in national newspapers, assuming the PDP constitution provides for that option.

Seems to that another legal battle is loading.
Did you read the OP to the part where it was said that "the letter was received by Wike's office, duly acknowledged with a signature and stamp"?

Mmmmmmmmm?

I'm an engineer, not a lawyer, but I do send and receive official letters all the time. I know what it means to have the receipt of a letter acknowledged officially.

Maybe you didn't read the post, maybe you don't understand, that part, it doesn't matter. What matters is that, if this is true, Wike is indeed lying.
SportsRe: My Experience With Helabet by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:28pm On Aug 20, 2025
AnonPoet:
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The main problem I saw on many sites is withdrawal delay. You can win, but you will wait long before your money comes. Sometimes it takes hours or even days. Another problem is poor customer service. Some sites do not answer when you have a question or problem.
Because of this, I decided to try Helabet. My first test was simple. I placed a small bet on football. I won. Then I tried to withdraw. To my surprise, the money came very fast. No delay. That made me trust the site more.

I also looked at the football odds. I compared with other platforms I know. Helabet odds are higher in many games. It may look small, but if you bet often, that extra money can add up and make a difference.

I also tested live betting. The site worked well. No lag, no freeze. I could place my bet while the game was going on without any problem.

The website itself is easy to use. It is not confusing. Anyone can understand it. For me, that is very important.

So far, my experience with Helabet has been good. I know no site is perfect, but this one has been smooth for me. That is why I am sharing this here. If you are in Nigeria and you are looking for a betting site that pays fast and gives good odds, you can try Helabet.

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RomanceRe: She Ordered This On Her 1st Date: What's Your Next Move Bro? by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:01pm On Aug 20, 2025
Freshtruth:
She ordered this on her list date who your next step in action broooo
I wouldn't worry about my next move, she already knows it's over before it began, so........my next move is already certain. Cut losses.

Na to find how I go jápa from dat joint remain.
PoliticsRe: If Somebody’s Pot Of Soup Sours In Abia, They Will Blame Me - Ikpeazu by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:30pm On Aug 20, 2025
Of course, you will be blamed.

You're one of the worst governors ever, in the history of Nigeria.

Gaze on what Gov. Alex Otti has done so far, and bow your coconut head in shame.

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