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Fiscus105:
Site engineer? You are highly ignorant of happenings in your environment.

All these female labourers, the site engineer and bricklayers sleeping with them steadily.

Female labourers? Na for "kwangila" sites you go see dem, o..... On regular construction company sites, you won't see them.

Still, I get what you mean. When I was younger, just starting my career, and still single, I was on such sites. Some of those girls/young women are bad!

Some will even publicly tell you they like you.

There was one crazy girl on one site in Kwara State.......I just acted like I didn't hear what she was saying. She was bantering with the bricklayers, telling them all the stuff she would do with me.

Omo! I avoided her like say no tomorrow!

osmosis101:
Not every jobs
You can't try this as a site engineer especially mechanical and civil engineering

😁😁😁😁😁 @ the bolded.

Project Manager here.

No show on site, unless you're gay, because even the women on site look like dudes........even then, if those angry site workers find out, they will beat the rainbow pride out of the person.

guobe:
One of the most difficult mathematical questions in primary school was finding the perimeter and area of a T sectional object.
Who can solve this.

Just break it into 2 rectangles, find the area of each, and add.

The perimeter is the sum of all outside lengths.

The area is (6 * 2) + (3.5 * 2)
= 12 + 7
= 19 cm².

The perimeter is (6 * 2) + (2 * 2) + (3.5 * 2)
= 12 + 4 + 7
= 23 cm.

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwvRoDxDnAU?si=UL-CmFyAqykFSSwG


https://gtvdaily.com/andrew-jacked-2026-arnold-classic/

So we have 2 Nigerians on top of the bodybuilding world.

Ironfaceman:
https://dailytrust.com/hardship-how-fct-women-are-converting-their-private-cars-to-commercial-use/

Since when?

I don't dey enter woman kabukabu motor for Kubwa by express for plenty years.

AndroBlaze:
2015 Corolla is the most popular car in Nigeria

You obviously don't live in Nigeria or think eveyone in the country is earning well.....a 2015 car the most popular in Nigeria

2009 corolla is the most common car.

[quote author=joandavidleonha post=138690087]Nigerian diplomat and former presidential aide, Amb Reno Omokri, has dedicated the first day of his climb to the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro to Nigeria’s President, Bola Ahmed Tinubu.

Omokri announced the dedication in a post on his verified X (formerly Twitter) account on Saturday, stating that the opening stage of his climb of Africa’s highest mountain was in honour of the Nigerian leader and the country.

The former presidential spokesperson said the symbolic gesture reflects his appreciation for the President and his commitment to promoting Nigeria on the global stage.

The Kilimanjaro expedition forms part of Omokri’s broader campaign to project a positive image of Nigeria internationally. The author and social commentator has said he intends to hoist the Nigerian flag at the summit of the mountain during the climb, which typically takes several days to complete.

Mount Kilimanjaro, located in Tanzania, stands at 5,895 metres (19,341 feet) above sea level and is the tallest mountain in Africa, attracting thousands of climbers each year.

Omokri, who previously served as a special assistant to former President Goodluck Jonathan, has in recent months expressed strong support for the Tinubu administration. He recently praised the president’s leadership and credited him with helping reshape his understanding of patriotism and national unity.

The climb also comes shortly after Omokri’s diplomatic appointment by the Nigerian government. In March 2026, President Tinubu approved his posting as Nigeria’s ambassador to Mexico, a role in which he pledged to promote Nigeria’s interests and strengthen international partnerships.

Omokri described the Kilimanjaro climb as both a personal challenge and a patriotic act aimed at showcasing Nigeria’s image abroad.

The multi-day expedition is expected to culminate with the raising of the Nigerian flag at the mountain’s famous Uhuru Peak, the highest point on the African continent.


Source

"I Dedicate Day One Of My Climb To The Summit of Mount Kilimanjaro To President Tinubu"l

Source

I Dedicate Day One Of My Climb To The Summit of Mount Kilimanjaro To President Tinubu and All Nigerians pic.twitter.com/JTPCavYRvj

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) March 7, 2026

an absolute TURD!

How I wish he was the one on the hot seat, instead of Bwala!

givedemwotowoto:
This man does the wrong things with the speed of light

This man is doing exactly what his Oga wants him to do.

He may be the subject matter expert on security in this case, but the dude who pays the DJ can list the playlist.

Savageman247:
Source: https://www.reportnaija.ng/2026/03/popular-facebook-influencer-kola.html?m=1

Facing Akure from Lagos after a few weeks as a biker.........it is well.

May his soul rest in peace.

shoodboi2:
You can see how the news refused to mention the shooter? That’s how propaganda works. The Pakistanis were shot and killed by US Marines.

You forgot to add that the marines went into their homes, dragged them out and shot them in cold blood.

In fact, the marines acted with zero provocation, and the lives of civilians inside the embassy were not at stake.

sonnie10:
Rather , they often work in US.

Same thing.

chidexleo:
How do Isreal achieve this precision, how do they became this powerful?

They often work with the US on weapons development.

SmartPolician:
Governor Otti, I am afraid you are not right. Governance is policy-driven and you must outline your goals and objectives before embarking on projects. Once you accomplish certain projects, you weigh the before and after impact of its completion using verifiable data.

Abia State MDAs should include providing data to the list of functions they perform. The government cannot get statistical data from the media - the reverse should be the case. The journalist raised that point mostly because such development data isn't readily available and Governor Otti has a duty to provide it.

He asked the Governor to "provide measurable and transparent data". This kind of question, with all due respect, is a crutch to aid non-performing governors in rattling vacuous "data" that don't transmit any tangible reality.

A real performer like Dr. Otti doesn't need this. It's like offering Osimhen a wheelchair. Otti's "data" is physical, tangible, visible real.

He doesn't need to explain in a lot of big English words, what he's doing, that's what he's telling the journalist.

Sometimes in the future, that poor, misguided child will get fitted with an explosive vest, and sent to go kaboom with innocent people.

He will be a murderer and suicide. That's their interpretation of being a "martyr".

Edusouls:
I think say na only Nigerian girls Dey useless, I no even know those jobless and greedy white girls follow

Naija gehs dey learn work for where oyibo gehs dey

ryloy:
Dolphins Sighted in Tarkwa bay Lagos

pic.twitter.com/XFqH9B2YS7 Dolphins Sighted in Tarkwa bay Lagos

— Seyi Afolayan (@africainfostat) February 22, 2026

They will be eaten!

They need to get outta there!

NaijaGoBetter2:
This lady may likely end up in prison if care is not taken.
Seems she's going to be the scapegoat

Scapegoat, for what she did?

For what she planned, hatched, and carried out?

garykoeman:
I knew someone who had same encounter with him at raji oba church.

The most painfully was, the man actually made it part of the sermon that evening.

Insisting no elders should render help to anyone.

Religion is the opium of the poor.

Church is their business enterprise.

I really don't know why this happened, but, just like the nurse dude said, clerics are human, too.

Just wondering what had happened to the Bishop that very morning.

However, not to hold brief for him, I would advocate that, as children of God, it is better to wait a couple of seconds before responding to a thing

Impulsive responses may lead to you not doing what God wanted you to do.

May His help all of us.

YeyeGbami:
Asedanu lasan, o je gba fun oga e ninu gamu yi

Èwo ni "gamu"?

Gamu abi géèmù?

Eré ìje la npe "géèmù" lédè Yorùbá, yé ganu s'ágbàdo!

naptu2:
It was as if Jesse Jackson was the Nigeria candidate in the 1988 Democratic primary elections. People all over Nigeria supported him and Nigerian media followed the campaign closely.

He eventually lost to Dukakis.

Hmmmmm......Eventually, Michael Dukakis lost to Gearge H.W Bush.

SixSeven:
This is for women unfortunately. The world has double standards. The man's sins will be overlooked, the woman's sins will be scrutinized.

Let girls get serious about their morality, and live right for their future selves, husbands and kids.

If they won't tango with loose guys, party and mess themselves up, no one can force them.

Let the stupid guys go and die or get gay.

Double standards or not, every individual has a choice.

LagosOrigin:
They've moved to Oyo state from kwara

South west is surrounded

Do you know where Challenge is in Ibadan?

It's like bandits coming to abduct a single child in Iyana Ipaja in Lagos.

This woman was singled out.

Some people most likely want leverage on her or her husband or relative.

Emeskhalifa:
Is better that the boy escaped coz if he didn't, they may kpai him with the girl or kpai him alone but him escaping, na why dem pity the girl small be that

E fit be de boy wey influence de geh to dey tiff, sef.......though some gehs sef own too much, all their demands fit drive man to go tiff.

Na waa o.......

She better use this experience well to repent and live right. This is not the way to go ataaal!!

VaginaAcademic:
Barcelona no dey pay salary

After Messi emptied their accounts?

yarimo:
ALEX OTTI will soon add this visit as the only achievement as governor of abia state. By tomorrow billboards of him and Gbajabiamila will be all over the state for celebrations

Painment Pro Max!

Gbaja and his boss just couldn't ignore the only performing governor in Nigeria, even after gathering all the non-performing eléríibús into their chicken coop.

Anyways, we are not worried. Otti will not allow your bosses to stain him.

Glimpsetv:
Well, karma has caught up with them.

If their lot is "karma", then karma is a flat-footed, heavily pregnant, obese woman competing the 100-m hurdles finals!

People who will be housed, fed, treated, and set free, you're calling it "karma"!!

MEGAWATCH:
When this man was accusing others before him, we never knew that he was a more hamdernd criminal.


Have you ever seen a president in Nigeria who pain propagandists to come online to attack Nigerians before?

There is no future for Nigeria with Tinubu, he just came to still and to destroy with his gangs.


Most of you who are supporting him now will be worst off in future.


GO AND ASK MANNA-GRILLER HOW MARKET?


🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That one was the former President's lapdog, naa........just wondering why he didn't follow him.......e for do abobaku sef.

Lanrelagboi:
https://techcabal.com/2026/02/05/a-first-look-at-kasi-clouds-100mw-ai-data-centre-in-lagos/

I hope they have their own independent power generation system, with redundancies in place to prevent them.wvwr having to go on our already ailing power grid.

Gotocourt:
Ilorin to Kaiama is 3hr30mins, about 180km (imagine how bad the road is) and it took the military 10hrs arrive . It was a pure massacre

We don't have an air force anymore, abi?

No helicopters?

Femzaremz:
What you don't understand is that, even if such so called alpha males are ashamed to go near their children in future due to maybe their irresponsibility, they are still the real winners!
Genetically, they brought a child to this world through a willing pussy, while the real loser or beta in this case willingly or unknowingly spent his hard earned resources and time furthering the cause and offspring of another man just for societal thumbs up and ungenuine praise from his reluctant woman who in most cases would never have been with him if the aforementioned alpha had been alive to his duties in the first place!

All the terminology of this world, "alpha" abi na babalawo, doesn't stop the fact that irresponsible men only impregnate girls. They don't have kids.

I wrote this a long time ago. I wonder why I'm seeing this mention now.

An update: both young men I mentioned are now married. One has kids already, the other got married a few months ago in a lavish wedding in Abuja. His father could not approach. He was not even mentioned!

Both biological, "genetic" fathers are still dead to them.

Have a nice day.