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If no be Dangote wey go blow this dude trumpet, he for just lay low dey jejely "je lo"......make the igbó smokers dey make noise.

I love the fact that he kept such a low profile.

nairalanda1:
Pesin wey dey marry man that divorced his wife under spurious circumstances, that one na soldier of cross?

OK o.

That man is an opportunist who took advantage of a widow in her weakness. Of people like him, our Lord said it would be better if he had a milestone put round his neck and he be thrown into the sea.

But........mehn! 😩

That family's story is like a twisted telenovela!

This couple made several mistakes in their lives. I thank the Lord for His mercy on them. I believe they made it to eternity with the Lord by His mercy.

RIP, Marcus and Joni Lamb!

😢

Obavoh:
Once the Bandits are defeated by the special grace of God, I will move back to the village with my Family.

Special shoutout to my wife who has been supporting me through this struggle. She has been so strong, caring and hardworking.

She started fried Groundnut business and has been supporting the family generously. She would cook and serve us without me bringing 1kobo and she doesn’t complain because she understands.

I love you my Angel.

I really don't know how they will be defeated when their brothers are in power.

Cunha247:
If u no dey chop well u no suppose enter gym at all

So you think it's lack of food?

Does it look like he starved to death?

If this man contests, it will be at Tinubu's behest, to further split votes of those who will not vote APC.

The PhD who seemed dumb, with a crass, rough-hewn wife, who just existed in the state house, until the vultures ousted him ON HIS OWN WATCH and here we are!

He should please rest and allow us see where we are.

RIP Bàbá Olówó.

Lived a full, long life, now gone to his eternal reward, such as it may be.

No matter how long, a life lived on earth is like a blink on the eternal plane. We need to always remember this.

honour8:
Next up marry sweet 35 to 40year old start new life no time. Women should respect their husband, we don't need love just respect. Men love your wife. This is what the Bible admonished.

That "sweet" woman is the one that will finally finish him, as in, return him to his basic components

TEYA:
AI generated story. Very good story, by the way!

Sold a house in Abuja for N90m?

Standalone house? In a city where a single flat in a block of flats can go for N140m)?

Okay. Maybe na Kubwa. No wahala.

Where will he get a "smaller" house for N18m, tori olorun? Nwhere in Abuja, sha.....maybe in his village.

chrisifeanyi:
University cut off mark should be high enough so that Polytechnics and colleges of education can get students. Last year, Jamb and Universities lowered their cut off so much which affected enrollment in Polytechnics and colleges of education. Everybody must not attend university

Did you go to university?

If you did, you shouldn't have.

dododawa1:
HPOCRITE PEOPLE

SOUTHERN cut_off marks

Will never been same with

NORTHERN cut_off marks

Will you choose to go to school in the North right now?

Football is gradually becoming.less about individual stars and more about teams.

The increase in subs made sure of that. When coaches started having more options per game, the reliance on "super" players to change the course of games reduced drastically.

Lamasta:
Half of them are Barca fans

As how?

He's not a threat to Barca, so why would they want him to leave?

They would rather campaign for him to stay!

Username2780:
Chad would need to block NIgeria off and lock down its borders. Look at Cameroon with Paul Biya who has no regard for NIgeria in peace I doubt if they will attack Cameroon again

Idi entered Nigeria to slaughter BH last time. Maybe his son Mahamat will not do that, and actually lock down the borders, like you said. However, I'm not counting on it. Chadian forces are big on revenge.

Wahala wan start be dat, o!

Le Militaire Tchadien no dey joke o.......mass wasting to follow.

fineboynl:
How those this affect nige. Nigeria i hope this is not another threat might to discredit trump effort in iran?

Nigerians dey enjoy Spirit Airlines for obodoyibo o......de cheapest flights by far!

Plane fit dey groan o, but una go sha reach destination.

dequir:
4 Nigerians in a top notch match, which other African country can produce that?

How many of dem dey Super Eagles?

Hahjascho:
ChatGPT Analysis:

It’s just an analysis o!

⚙️ THE SYSTEM AT Egbin Power Plc (Simplified)

A thermal power plant like Egbin needs huge volumes of water (from the lagoon) to cool its turbines.

🔁 Basic flow:

Lagoon → Intake → Pump House → Cooling System → Back to Lagoon

🏗️ WHAT THE PUMP HOUSE LOOKS LIKE (MENTAL PICTURE)

Think of a large concrete chamber filled with water, connected to the lagoon.

⚙️ WHAT THE DIVER WAS DOING
From the report:

* He entered the water
* Went into the intake/pump zone
* Task:
* Recover or fix a submerged pump

👉 This is tight, dangerous, and mechanical space.

💥 WHAT WENT WRONG (STEP-BY-STEP)
Step 1: System should be OFF

* Pump should be:
* Electrically disconnected
* Mechanically locked
👉 This is where Lockout/Tagout (LOTO) comes in.

Step 2: Diver enters restricted zone
Diver moves close to pump blades (impeller)

Step 3: Pump unexpectedly starts
This is the critical moment.

Before:
Pump = OFF ❌
Suddenly:
Pump = ON ✅ (rotation begins).

Step 4: Water suction effect
When the pump starts:
Water flow:
↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
[Diver gets pulled]

👉 Industrial pumps create massive suction force
👉 The diver is:

* Pulled in
* Trapped
* Struck by rotating blades.
👉 Survival chance ≈ zero once contact happens

🧠 WHY THIS SHOULD NEVER HAPPEN

This is the most important part.
Proper safety setup should look like this:

Power Source → DISCONNECTED ❌
Switch → LOCKED 🔒
Control Panel → TAGGED ⚠️
Supervisor → CONFIRMED ✅
Diver → Cleared to enter ✅

Someone's family could be up for a huge payout if their lawyer doesn't mess things up.

geoworldedu:
If the guy is a terrorist, please give two bottle of beers to the police. As much as I hate the police, I hate terrorists thrice as much.

If the guy is an agbero, to hell with him. As much as I hate the police, I hate agbero twice as much.

But if the guy is just an ordinary citizen... let them arrest the police and judge his matter accordingly

Terrorists are arrested, fed, housed, and freed.

Agberos are not touched unless they kill someone.

Unfortunately, it's ordinary citizens that get treated like this.

chopnaira:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2026/04/support-for-obi-tribalistic-tinubu-will-win-in-2027-shehu-sani/

People.from all tribes and religions support Obi.

helinues:
The ADC and their leaders are just mocking themselves.

Hope their supporters won't as usual blame president Tinubu for this

We all know that the dissent is coming from the APC annexes in the two parties

At least, I saw the names of Nafiu Gombe and Nyesom Wike up there..

Galactics:
We already know the religion behind it.

Dunno if "FRANCE" is a religion, but, that's who's behind it, Bro.

bennybuhari:
https://www.thecable.ng/lai-mohammed-boko-haram-started-attacking-christians-for-wider-attention/

I would be shocked if he said differently.

We know him as an astute liar, evidenced even in his name, prophetically given at birth......"Lai"....."Lie"......he shall lie for a living and rise to prominence by being accomplished at it.

lezz:
This is what Kamala Harris (Kamel-Toe Harris) , Obama and the Clintons wanted to normalise and gullible Africans who will sell their souls for a visa were supporting them.

There are still normal people around

The normal people are vastly in the majority.

That's why Trump won.

If they weren't, the election would have been a landslide for the Dems, because it's not like Trump himself is a saint.

Baba, how will he win if you don't step aside?

He won't buy the delegates, but YOU will!

Gazetted, to be regularly overruled by presidents who wat to keep their regular goon in office, right?

Laws aren't meant for these dudes in power, who are they deceiving?

Na the cloth wear her, no be she wear cloth.

nairalanda1:
If you want to hide something from a nairalander, put it in writing

Read the guy you quoted again, especially paragraph 2, and you will see he does not support tinubu.

So??

You think I didn't read it right? He said the aspirants are all frauds.

Since no one is fit among the whole lot to replace Tinubu, Obi inclusive, Tinubu should continue, abi?

How is that not giving support?

See, leave borrowing, inflation and corruption first, don't you want an end to the wanton bloodshed?

Guess what? It's not going anywhere as long as APC remain in power. They need to be kicked out!

whitebeard:
u are not any better...u are all frauds

That's how tinubu was shouting during Jonathan era about dollar to naira rate now same tinubu in power, he even promised to fix nigeria light problem in under how many years, now see dollar to naira rate under him, power generation keeps getting worse.

Obi just dey shout up and down...put him there and he would be giving excuses..

These people have no plan, no doctrines, no believes, no principle...just emi lokan vibes and inshallah.

Obi that was hinting he would sell nigeria to America...telling me he would allow American troops into nigeria...this is someone who would at then be the commander-in -chief of the largest army in Africa...telling ME he would let another country soldiers on nigeria soil...brooooo wtf are you. Just buhari 2.0 wey dey disguise.

The man currently in office said worse during the GEJ administration. What followed was a freefall into chaos. If you hadn't been born during the subsidy protests and Ojota rallies, it would be a different matter. However, it's a thing of which you are well aware. Now, what is different? Oh, yes! for reasons best known to you, you are supporting the current government while people are being murdered almost every day.

Is it just my eyes, or doninsee what appears to be the name of a Police Inspector on that launcher?

princepee:
Did that Guy stick his hands inside the toilet?
Eweeeeee.
Feeling like vomiting

So the entire family living in the house should move out because a snake is in the toilet?

Of course, it has to be removed!

Guess the only way it can be removed?

If you guessed that it has to be pulled out, three points for you!

Oya, clap for yourself!