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CrimeRe: Obasanjo Presidential Library Demands ₦3.5 Billion And Apology From EFCC by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:11pm On Aug 14, 2025
Let there be a proper lawsuit with real court proceedings.

Those EFCC neanderthals need to be made to feel some heat.
TravelRe: Ibom Air Passenger Comfort Emmanson Offered ₦500,000 Monthly Salary, All-expense by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:07pm On Aug 14, 2025
eyesoflagos:
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1721sVFYCX/

Comfort Emmanson, the viral Ibom Air passenger who recently regained her freedom from Kirikiri Correctional Centre, has received a life-changing offer from Ossai Ovie Success, the Special Assistant on Media to Delta State Governor Sheriff Oborevwori. Eyes Of Lagos reports,

In a social media announcement, Ossai pledged to pay Comfort a monthly salary of ₦500,000 and sponsor an all-expenses paid trip as part of his effort to help her start afresh.

The gesture comes shortly after Comfort’s release, which generated widespread attention online. She became the subject of public conversation following the incident that led to her arrest and detention, though details of the case have sparked mixed reactions among Nigerians.

Ossai described his offer as a way to give Comfort a second chance, stating that society should focus on rehabilitation and reintegration rather than prolonged stigmatization.

The announcement has since gone viral, with many praising the Delta State aide for his act of generosity, while others have debated the fairness of such high-profile assistance compared to the struggles of less-publicized cases.

https://eyesoflagos.com/ibom-air-passenger-comfort-emmanson-offered-%e2%82%a6500000-monthly-salary-all-expenses-paid-trip-after-release-from-prison/
Well.....she presented excellent credentials, so she's the best for the job.

We all saw the.......eeerm......credentials.

Both of them.

I don't blame Delta Governor at aaaaal!

He may be a he-goat, but at least he's a he-goat with resources.

So, I don't blame him.
SportsRe: We Haven’t Received The $100,000 Promised By FG – Super Falcons Captain Ajibade by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:00pm On Aug 14, 2025
No be swear o, but una fit no collect any money if na de usual APC audio money.

How billers go come believe una now, ehn?

See wahala.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Offers Putin Alaska’s Rare Earth Minerals In Exchange For Ending War by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:24am On Aug 14, 2025
Breaker001:
It's not about Russia, It's not about Ukraine. It's not about Putin or Zelensky. And It's certainly not about Trump. It's called "AVOIDING WORLD WAR 3" It's about putting an end to innocent people dying over the ego of power drunk individuals. And if it escalates beyond control, it will eventually get to you as well, wherever you may be.
The worst part of it is, Biden and Boris Johnson caused the war and helped fuel its escalation by advising Zelenskyy to spurn an earlier peace deal offered by Putin's Russia.

People just hate Trump, meanwhile their favourite Democrat presidents did way worse.

Obama deported MILLIONS.

Obama gave millions to Iran.

Biden helped cause Ukraine war and also gave money to Iran and to terrorist organizations all over the world.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Offers Putin Alaska’s Rare Earth Minerals In Exchange For Ending War by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:22am On Aug 14, 2025
Commentor:
Seems USA is gradually becoming USSR.

Imagine Obama doing this and what Tangerine himself would have said.
Obama preferred to give Iran a shot at developing nukes and stockpiling missiles to destroy Israel.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Is Pregnant! by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:44pm On Aug 13, 2025
Ebenezer2021:
How are we sure she will survive at child birth after all the abortions wey she don do damaging her womb.
Las last na CS go settle am.
And there's a slim chance of surviving during childbirth at that age that's why we preach to these feminists, submit and get married to a man at early age but they won't hear.
Team single and independent boss lady my foot
Na waa for you o.....

Na you do the abortion?
HealthRe: Man Crushed To Death By Wife After She 'stumbled And Fell On Top Of Him' by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:25am On Aug 13, 2025
Na dis kain die we dey call "IGIDIGBAM".

Death by pancake.

Na waa o.....what a way to go.
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Visits Azikel Refinery In Bayelsa, Inspects Helicopters by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:30pm On Aug 12, 2025
9jatriot:
This is one of the results of "Subsidy is gone, it is gone"

Now people are no longer afraid to invest in refineries.

As for GEJ, I think he will not mind going back to Aso Rock if he is sure the road is clear. Only very few can taste power and not wish for it again. That is why when APC dangled consensus candidate to him in 2023, he practically fell for it until it was removed from his feet.
Tell me something.........

When did Dangote start his refinery project again?

I want to check something.
PoliticsRe: Ibom Air: Emmanson's Warrant Of Arrest Dated 11 October 2025 - Odinkalu by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:20am On Aug 12, 2025
Berankis:
When we tell them to be disciplined. They feel they are the ones in vogue, then this is what you get.
How can you constitute yourself into a nuisance and to the detriment of others. If you can't follow simple flight instructions just for a limited time, how do you intend to follow life instructions and commandments.
Be honest.

Did you read the post?

Because, reading what you wrote, lemme just say.......

I'm concerned.
TravelRe: KWAM 1 vs ‘KWAM 2’: Nigerians Decry Double Standards In Aviation Offence Cases by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:17am On Aug 12, 2025
Procashtips:
You learnt the last paragraph from who and where?
Posts all over social media from eyewitnesses who claimed they were on the plane.
TravelRe: KWAM 1 vs ‘KWAM 2’: Nigerians Decry Double Standards In Aviation Offence Cases by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:25am On Aug 12, 2025
MarketDispatch:
international flights use modern airplanes Nigerian airlines use old airplanes.
Even then, flight mode dey naa!

16 more characters.
TravelRe: KWAM 1 vs ‘KWAM 2’: Nigerians Decry Double Standards In Aviation Offence Cases by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:24am On Aug 12, 2025
Abass07:
While the two cases are not entirely the same, Ibom's staff is also wrong here. On international flights, I've never seen flight attendants enforce the switching off of phones; they usually ask calmly.
And even then, if you show them you're on flight mode, they leave you alone!

I've regularly used my phone throughout international flights with zero issues. I listen to music and play games to keep myself engaged. No one harassed me, the phone has what is called "flight mode" for a reason. It's there for flights.

I learned she told them the phone was on flight mode, and they kept insisting that she switch it off.
TravelRe: Passenger Who Assaulted Ibom Air Staff Remanded In Kirikiri by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:33pm On Aug 11, 2025
Iamzik:
You need to watch the full video please
That lady assaulted at least 5 people on camera including airport security and the hostess. Whoever is defending this girl is worse than her. Both Kwam1 and this lady are very badly behaved. How can a girl of her age have the mind to slap people like that. Do you know that each of the people she slapped can press charges for assault and battery? Do you know how many years of jail time that will translate to ?
Do you know she can also sue the woman who tore her top?

Abi that action too is not criminal?

In addition, I watched a lawyer cover the kwam 1 saga......he described that act as an act of terrorism. The big homie should also be in jail.

I'm saying neither should be excused. I hope you're not saying she deserved to be locked up while Kwam 1 should not?
CelebritiesRe: Davido Performs At His Wedding In Miami by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:24pm On Aug 11, 2025
free2ryhme:
Na who una dey expect to perform for his wedding before, portable grin grin
Haaaaaaaa!

Portable ke?

So he can come and break bottle on Davido's head?

Meanwhile, this Nigga no get class o......

Èwo ni sleeveless báyìí?
TravelRe: Passenger Who Assaulted Ibom Air Staff Remanded In Kirikiri by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:16pm On Aug 11, 2025
One was drinking "something" on a plane, and stood in front of the.plane when he was deboarded.

Walking free.

The other slapped a hostess, was assaulted, dragged off the plane, her top ripped, her globes exposed to the entire globe.

Locked up. Not just detention, prison.

One Nigeria, two types of Nigerians.
Christianity EtcRe: Akpororo Defends Pastor Adeboye, Slams Social Media Critics (photos/video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:48am On Aug 11, 2025
Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpqPZCU9CfU?si=3uyMv_TKZrUty2e5
Yes of course!

The billionaire who gives him N1 billion, bless his heart, may still go to hell if he was a cultist and an unfaithful wife-beater.

If EFCC catches those who gave him N100 million, they may go to jail.

It's their choice.

Me, I be RCCG member o, but I no get shsishi to give as my category no kuma dey Baba list.

If N5k slot dey now.....

Maybe.
Christianity EtcRe: Do Roadside, Motor Park, And Street Preaching Really Impact? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:58am On Aug 10, 2025
immortalcrown:
That manner of preaching only adds to the noise pollution we have in our society.

Motorists generate their own noise, shops use generators and sound system to contribute their own, preachers have to do their own.

When John the Baptist decided to raise his voice, he made sure he relocated to the wilderness before he started shouting. But you know the Nigerian mentality that whoever speaks in a low tone is unserious. That is why an average Nigerian shouts in order to make a point. Even when they are praying to God, they will be shouting as if God is deaf. This doesn't apply to only the misguided Christians. The people hawking roots and herbs and other items also shout. This is to tell you that it is a Nigerian thing.
There are street preachers everywhere, UK, o, US, o, Canada, everywhere.

Wetin be Nigerian Mentality?

Please stop.putting down your society, there's little wrong with us outside our greedy, stupid politicians.
CrimeRe: SA Pre-school Teacher Confesses To Killing Her Boyfriend's Daughter Out Of Spite by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:30am On Aug 10, 2025
kitken:
I think say na only Africans get evil mind. So e reach everywhere... oyinbo too get there own wickedness.
You need to watch Crime Channel.

Whites are far worse than us.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s 2-Year Record Has Surpassed PDP’s Performance Under Obasanjo — Bwala by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:35pm On Aug 08, 2025
HealthRe: Am Not Getting Erection For My Wife. by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:26pm On Aug 08, 2025
uwuana:
My wife has been away for a period of 8 months, all in the name of she wants to stay in her hometown and be doing business which I don't even buy the idea in the first place, but despite all my efforts to stop her everything proves abortive.

She came back two weeks ago, and since then I haven't developed any feelings for her, we're just living like roommates, she has done everything to turn me on yet still my body no gree move, I tried to have sex this morning with her and the whole thing just turns out to be embarrassment,as in my manhood just get cold and freezen.

Please note before, before I always get early morning erection strong and hard, but when it comes to my wife, my body system will just collapse instantly.
You don dey carry eye go outside?

If not, then tell your wife your problem.

She will handle it.

Women know how to do such things.

If she no Sabi, she go go do research.
EducationRe: Check Out This WAEC Result That Got People Talking Online ( Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:18pm On Aug 08, 2025
2special:
But the student used English Language to pass the other subjects, the student must be a Genius unfortunately he or she might not be able to further cuz he or she hasn't learn another man's language.
Was it not the English Language exam that was written in the middle of the night?

Anything can happen to cause this.

My son had C6 in English, an E8 in Further Maths (which he doesn't need) and the rest were Bs with an A1.

I recall English was done at night, and he had to get a generator to light the exam hall.

He and a classmate connected the gen.

It wasn't funny that night.
EducationRe: Meet 72-year-old Dr Usman Hadi Who Invented Water Stove “no Kerosene, No Gas” by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:02pm On Aug 08, 2025
Morbeta11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9znXdjXAT58?si=qNYol9f_4TZ7YMd4



https://x.com/NaijaHealthHub/status/1953343027059060915?t=ZlqMNvWxpqI2bKHa2_WM6Q&s=08[/quote]He put calcium carbide in the water.

It produces ethyne (acetylene) gas, which mixes with oxygen at the burner, is ignited, and burns.

This is used by welders and panel-beaters all.over the world.
RomanceRe: Lady Calls Out Boyfriend For Sending An Ai-generated Message For ” GF Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:14am On Aug 08, 2025
kristonium:
He can't even edit!

Na wao!

This is one of those who copy without understanding what they copy in the exam Hall.

Terrible!
I'm almost 100% sure the guy takes drugs or at least weed.

Nobody can be that stupid.
PoliticsRe: Kwara, Niger Towns Silently Jubilate Over DSS Capture Of Mahmuda Terror Leader by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05pm On Aug 07, 2025
TravelRe: NCAA To Blacklist KWAM1 From Flying In Nigeria For 6 Months by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:27pm On Aug 07, 2025
Omihanifa:
The spokesman is just saying theory, in practical, it can't happen. Before the end of this month, k1 will still use either lagos or abuja airport to fly.

When that happens,the NCAA will now say that the ban is only for commercial airlines and it doesn't extend to him using private aircraft.
Eeeh!

Abegi!

He's such a big man, let him goan buy private jet, if he like he should load 100 liters of ogogoro inside, no wahala.

Instead, the agbaya go enter Valuejet dey disturb innocent pipu dem.
PoliticsRe: Dozens Killed As NAF Airstrikes Hit Bandits Wedding In Zamfara by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:24pm On Aug 07, 2025
jmoore:
More than 100 motorcycles? That's an estimate of 200 terrorists.
Let's even say an even 100.

Which kind of bomb did they use?

Don't they have that kind of Ikeja cantonment bomb that snuffed hundreds of civilians that year?
SportsRe: Okocha, Eto'o, Others Shine As Traore Opens Burkina's Historic August 4 Stadium by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:59am On Aug 07, 2025
HealthRe: Chikungunya Virus Breaks Out In China, 8,000 Persons Infected (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:47pm On Aug 06, 2025
Softmirror:
Shey no be mosquito dey spread am sha? E get why I dey ask.
Na mosquito oooooo! shocked

Na Dengue fever be dat
SportsRe: Africa All Time XI. Which Player Is Missing Here? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:41pm On Aug 06, 2025
obembet:
I picked this Based on historical achievement only (e.g., trophies, impact, recognition and Balanced by position GK, defenders, midfielders, forwards like a real starting 11.

Without been bias, Which player is missing here?

Photo credit - formula
No Okocha on the list means the list is biased!

Ask Eto'o and Weah themselves and see if they will not include Jay-Jay on that list.

Haba!
NYSCRe: Adamawa Corper Enjoys Life; Fg 77k, State 30k, Ppa 35k (pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:04pm On Aug 05, 2025
Uptownerd:
FG: 77k
State: 30k
PPA: 35k

Total: 142k monthly😋

Na you know wetin you dey find for Abuja .

Proudly Adamawa Corper 😌
Better try to save money!

Unless you gotta job or business waiting for ya, no be time for flex be dis, o!
PoliticsRe: Troops Arrest Female Suspect With Military Uniform, Loaded Magazines In Katsina by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:40am On Aug 05, 2025
tuzeriouz:
clearly looking underage and probably has no idea of what the bag comprises
You think?

Look at that face. Straight face with deadpan eyes......

Does that face look like that of an innocent dupe? Does she look shocked?

Fulanis are a totally different breed, o. They have hearts of granite.

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