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maddman:
But people get mind o... Just look at the rickety thing they entered in the name of train

Meanwhile Buhari don check out.

Only Amaechi remain to shalaye

kettykin:
Wow so Oyo is preferred to the FCT ,Rivers state,
Delta state, AkwaIbom in terms of relocation .

And kwara is having a higher relocation index than Rivers state. This is getting interesting.

And Lagos is not even in the list.

How Lagos wan take enter the list?

If na for rowdiest states, now .....

tuborme:
Soludo is a disaster that has happened to Anambra State. We have been saying it from time immemorial that the dude is irredeemably bad.

Is he not out-performing Obi again?

At least corruption should be a criterion for suitability for elective office, where the more corrupt politicians win.

Not saying this is ideal, but, it reflects the stark reality in our current Nigeria.

seppuku:
You must be confusing him with Gayton Mckenzie of the Patriotic Alliance.

Who doesn't know Julius Malema?

Walai:
Yar'adua was the best Governor and best Presidential material of his time.
He is the only Governor apart from PO that saved and handed over huge money to his successor with zero debt. Go and check his records in Katsina state.
If Yar'adua contests Presidential election today, I will vote for him.

Besides, Yar'Adua was from North Central as against Atiku from North East.

I'm not sure it was so much an OBJ thing as it was a PDP thing. Of course, one will not discount what you said about their (OBJ and Atiku's) falling out. You're very correct about that.

As for me, I just can't help thinking an Atiku presidency would be a disaster for Nigeria.

9jatriot:
But again what were his other options from the North?

Between the "puppets" and the dragons who now ravage the country, which ones do you prefer now?

Biodun556:
https://leadership.ng/im-in-hurry-to-see-nigeria-rise-getting-close-to-my-departure-lounge-obasanjo/

It's a blessing to grow old.

Old folks have time to reflect on their doings, repent, make amends, find peace.

Baba is getting ready to go. That's the way it is.

JASONjnr:
Lol.......

How they worship men who claimed God told them things.

The other one keeps selling heavenly properties on earth...would probably rent out heaven one day to the highest bidder.

It was a youth programme.

People came to showcase their talents.

This guy came to show his own, what's your problem?

Can he draw Tinubu?

No be DSS go slap am comot?

Calm down, jare!

Any small thing, you'll be castigating pastors.....which office is Bishop oyedepo occupying?

Did he take loan that you now have to pay?

Talk to people that you elected to office, you no fit, na pastor's wey no force anybody to bring money you go dey open mouth like agbero wey dey call "Osho-Iyana-Ipaja-Ile-epo!!" for 5 am.

Abeg leave them with their flex.

If you're a child of God, serve Him and read the Bible for yourself......leave others and focus on Jesus for yourself.

If you're not, you're on your own. Enjoy yourself, but don't stink up public spaces with your malcontent.

RollinTNDA:
We are in the same drama group in church at university. She is the group leader but she dress like guy with cap and all that.

She soon started being close to me and it became obvious that she was in love with me. But she wowo God forgive me. With pimples on her face.

Somebody said if a Tomboy is attracted to a guy. That means the guy looks feminine or gay.

Is this true

Google Image used for illustration

Doesn't matter how she dresses.

Tomboy or not, she's an obvious heterosexual. That's why she likes you, a guy. She might be bisexual, tho.......you may discover that down the line, if you get close to her.

However, that's not gonna happen, since you don't like her. Just ease her off, or get someone to do it for you.

After all, na church tins, you dey safe. Drama Coordinator fit epp you.

There's a pretty pumpkin at my workplace, dey too do, dey eye me. She's a small girl. I fit born am as pikin sef (yeah, I'm GenX, she's obviously GenZ) I'm married. Who wants to create hell for himself?

So, I just frown back at her, and mumble a reply when she says hello. I'm sure that's enough.

You could go that route, or just get your leader to help out, since na Church. Plenty Bible verses go flow.

E no reach pipu wey bandits don off for Naija in one day before. If you no cry for dat matter, come dey cry for Gaza, just judge yourself.

Therock5555:
If I be the wife, if we no reconcile, make I know wetin happen..

I go involve juju, Marabout, blackmail plus the God given things between my legs....

That money must be chopped...

If I be de man, I go go fortify myself spiritually, get court restraining order against the woman, still hire ex-marines as bodyguards with one primary mission: keep her away from me.

When did he leave Japan for Brazil?

August 22, abi?

When did he arrive?

August 25.

How.many days be Japan-Brazil flight?

Shay Presidential Jet dey do 48-hour layover no?

OLAADEGBU:
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Malema argued that Africa, with its 54 sovereign states, vast mineral wealth, and human capital, has the potential to become an economic powerhouse if united.

The Xenophobe-in-Chief of Xenophobia Inc. calling for unity with us, while his people kill.our people.

Julius is a politician, after all.

ChristoBam:
Lol he thinks he's safe enough in Abuja. Go wan live life small. I'm actually wondering how they got to him. Must have given his location out to someone close.

You don't think China has intelligence officers here?

Forget o! Once Chinese Embassy dey, intelligence officers must dey, as CIA sef must dey for US embassy.

INTERPOL also dey.

Imagine, a Triad Boss, in Nigeria!

Our loose immigration rules that bend like rubber band, allowing criminals to waltz into our country and assign them MOPOL to be holding their umbrella......

DUTY:
my lawyer always tell me that whatever crime I wanna commit, make I no let woman kpai for my house. Na serious case.

Better have an ambulance on standby before any girl comes to visit you then, or just don't entertain female visitors.

MistyDense:
I swear, no be small maggots and some black black tiny living tins dey dey under that basket o.
U need to be removing the plates and be washing the entire basket from time to time

Yes o......those black things......maybe mosquito larvae or pupae

MistyDense:
This is a very funny basket for plates.

When you're in a rush to eat, finding spoon in that basket can be a daunting task.
You can over a hundred spoons in there, but may not be able to get one while you're rushing. This is because there is a certain spot within the basket that the spoons go to hide, thereby making it difficult to access them.

It can be annoying some times.

Share your thoughts on this.

When dish racks don dey?

But this basket sha.........the funny thing is, the water drains to the bottom, and stays there. If it's not emptied daily, gross things can show up there.

SadiqBabaSani:
I knew that news was fake no single source was quoted

Why not wait for INTERPOL themselves to deny the news?

TyroneP:
I ran into a giant mosquito today. I was so stunned! So huge!

For clarity purpose, I had to check online for the pictures of giant mosquitoes. Picture attached.

Most probably a male mosquito.

If it's a male, it's not dangerous because it doesn't suck blood.

Mariangeles:
These people keep producing artificial "foods" that poison their system, yet they claim not to know the cause of high rate of cancer.

How can you produce "food" from nothing, and expect people to trust it?
"Cow free butter" indeed!

This is all Bill Gates is all about.

He's not going to eat this plasticine he's calling "butter".

His kids aren't gonna eat it.

It's for poor people.

He's just like Rockefeller.

Feed people petroleum-bases stuff.

Petroleum drugs, petroleum additives in food, clothe them in petroleum (polyester and co) get them sick so they can pay for more petroleum junk to be pumped into their bodies. Genetically modify the real foods they have, and make sure they never have natural food or medicine again.

TimeManager:
Lere Olayinka captured it perfectly, a month after Peter Rufai's demise, then Obi jumped on it as soon as Taribo criticized the Govt (NFF). After all , everyone including Obi was aware of Peter Rufai's passing a month ago. Where was Obi since one month ago?.


-Kiss the truth!

Did Wike himself go for a condolence visit?

lapintoz:
Gibberish.

Police no dey take eye see benz, na yahoo boys things be that.

Them dey dodge Prado Toyota cos na official moto be that one

In fact, God bless you!

When I get money for SUV, I no go even buy Lexus, na black Prado or Land Cruiser straight!

Thunder fire all of them!

Mobilising for thieves!

Two years out, fa!

Àwon wèrè gbogbo...

olaiya2007:
Our prayers are with him cos if he succeeds we all succeed as a nation

FTC

The definition of success depends on motive.

Tinubu's success might not mean the nation's success. It all depends on what he set out to do in the first place.

Look at Buhari.
He succeeded. He wanted to be President and he became President.

That was all.

Everything else could go to shit, and it did.

Believe me, it's quite possible that, if we got to know Tinubu's real motive for being President, we might pray earnestly that he should fail.

post=136548246:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2025/08/22/driver-5-passengers-die-in-ogun-lone-car-crash/

This is all the FRSC is good for.......gruesome ambulance service for carrying corpses and injured after accidents have occurred.

They can't prevent an accident to save their lives

These commercial buses get a free pass from the so-called "Road Safety" on the roads.

They only get a hard on for private cars.

bigpicture001:
... first and foremost, I cut my clothe according to my size... I dnt go after ladies with very high maintainance or unending list of demands...I specifically go after moderate ladies, also, I made my gf understand I am not a rich guy, but we can work thing out standing by ourselves...

But nomata how u do it, ladies will always be demanding of u to spend and spend..since that is the only way to show love by a guy in this part of the world .
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I am a mid range earner...sh also works but in low income...as usual once a while there are stylish demand for u to assist financially so inorder not to embarrass her or annoy me or come at a time I am broke...I created a plan...

I noted issues which usually need my financial assistance more often...

Data, sickness, credit, and sometimes direct financial support...

For the data..I migrated her to glo, ND did an Always ON plan for her..one of 5k for one month which gives her 1G everyday...l continually subscribe it for her . If sh use all watch sabinus lafter zone, na she sabi. nomata what, sh must wait for tomorrow to get another.. data problem solved..I warned her not to b calling with that data..and buy credit instead...

On credit.. sh buys it herself... And I dnt tolerate it when sh need to call me and didn't cuz sh don't HV credit...


On health.. I used 12k to register her for health insurance for a year at the nearest hospital closest to her.. that way.. whenever sh tells me I am not feeling fine.. I simply reply, go to the hospital na.. it's free... Sh no dey bring that talk come again, but honestly, it helps her alot...

On financial support.. I gift her 25k monthly... But sh doesn't know... Sh believes my giving are endless..... Before the end of first week of the month, I send her money... Sometimes, 5k. Next month might be 15k, another might b 8k,10, as the spirit moves me... And in the third week I send the rest Wich must total 25k..

And if I send her sometimes 8k ND maybe forgot the rest when the month is almost spent, I buy her gift with the rest or take her out entirely... All within the 25k...

That way I satify all my supposed gifting requirements in a relationship...

Guyz how do u see this my method...

Dnt mind those that will rush to thread to shout simp, simp, na them do pass self...


I believe in plans, I believe if u dnt plan, u waste money

Guy, forget all this demo wey you dey do on top pessin wey fit dey cheat, wey fit leave you, sef!

If two of Una get mind, go and marry!

Do it and legally move to the same apartment. Save on rent. Eat home-cooked meals and save on food. Start early and have your kid or kids on time, so they will be able to take care of themselves when the promotions come and work becomes more demanding.

I have plenty of experience in this area. Unless you're just out of your teens, biko, get married and start your life. Serve God and trust Him. He will see you through.

Franklin242:
Lock down again? So they can be transported to our forests through trucks Abi. Y’all know what you’re doing. The Islamization agenda no go work.

In fact, a lockdown would be just perfect to facilitate their distribution all over the country. Places like Lagos will be penetrated easily because no one will be able to see what's going on.

A lockdown means no youths walking around with iPhones and X accounts, ready to spill tea, so why wouldn't the evil.peoole love a lockdown?