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Sports › Re: Messi’s Hamstring Injury Raises World Cup Concerns by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:38am On May 26

zinaunreal:
Make he go the world Cup before they go use am as excuse why Ronaldo won it

How will Ronaldo win word cup?

See, I'm a Ronaldo fan, but he needs a team around him to be able to win.

Messi had a great team to get him a world cup title. Does Roro have one right now?

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Agriculture › Re: Can Figs Grow In Nigeria? (picture) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:36am On May 26

advanceDNA:
Will definitely grow…. But Nigerian soil content and the environment cannot guarantee that what will come out will look exactly like the picture or even taste like it
…. Have u tried planting apple in Nigeria?? The outcome is one of nature’s hilarious moves

Not of you've ever seen JOS APPLES. They're bigger, juicier and tastier than the imported ones.

Education › Re: Be Honest, Do You Still Know How To Write? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:27am On May 26

Of course!

I still write very well, on the job. I'm an engineer and project manager, I attend meetings and write, I sign requisitions and valuations, I write entire pages of instructions. With pen and paper.

I do not, DO NOT use AI for emails, even though I totally can. I compose my emails myself. I used Claude to do some tedious tasks, like repetitive stuff on Excel, and sometimes to outline some documents, but I personally flesh them up.

I like to think I'm pretty smart, and I don't want to be dumbed down by AI. I think AI is a drug. The elite want to get people hooked on it, then they start charging big bucks for it.

I don't know how people won't write, o, but I understand a lot of people don't really write anymore. A lot of them even use that annoying phone shorthand, full of stupid abbreviations and emojis.

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Education › Re: IN ALL HONESTY: How Would You Advise This Classroom Teacher? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:30pm On May 25

In her shoes, I'd allow him sleep.

Then, when he wakes up, I'll talk to him. I'll ask him how he's feeling, if everything's okay, if he's sleeping well at home, how he comes to school in the morning....

Stuff like that.

It's good to understand what will.make a little boy drop off to sleep like this.

Understanding is the non-negotiable first step towards dealing with a problem.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Donald Trump Jr. Marries Bettina Anderson In Bahamas Wedding by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:28pm On May 25

ClassicMan202:
Na DT pikin old like this

Which pikin?

You mean Barron Trump?

That one is only about 19 years old, o.

This one is an older son by a former wife.

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Business › Re: Coscharis Expands Into Japanese Manufacturing With Izumi Acquisition by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:32am On May 24*

betshopagent:
nothing tribal about what he said. Just like a Yoruba man saying Omo oluabi. Kill the hate in your heart.

Omoluwabi is actually not a sectarian connotation.

It simply means a good, well-behaved, well-rounded person, doing good things in his community, in his own way, big or small. It may be a star athlete, or a good Samaritan who helps save accident victims. It's like saying "Onye oma" in Igbo.

We can call an Igbo.person Omoluwabi if he proves himself to be one. You don't have to be Yoruba to earn our respect.

A thief or a thug may be more Yoruba than Oduduwa himself, he's not an Omoluwabi, because he's a criminal.

I hope you get it.

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Career › Re: How Much Is A Good Salary In Present Day Nigeria? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:26am On May 24

LordBiden:
What kind of bullshit post is this?

You earn 1m monthly and still don't have up to 3m in savings?

Have you asked where he lives, or more importantly, where he CHOSE to live?

Most people who earn such amounts people live in Lagos, Abuja, or Port Harcourt. Where they live in those cities can sap most of what they earn.

Earning N1m per month in Ibadan or Osogbo means a family man can save at least of that amount with good planning. Lekki or VI? Na these go end am.

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Education › Re: 15 Courses In Nigeria Where First Class Is Not Optional by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46pm On May 23

Imindmybusiness:
You missed one useless course that I see the students stress themselves so much over for nothing. In my undergraduate days, I had a neighbour that studied the course and this guy was always stressed and sometimes he went to school on Saturday while we were playing football in the lodge. I'm talking about Theater Arts. If you get admission for that course, you better go learn handwork than waste your time.

A good theatre artist who is unafraid of exploring new horizons can become a multimillionaire easily these days, with all the skits and shorts all over social media.

Politics › Re: "Tinubu Govt Added More Debt In 2 Years Than Nigeria Accumulated In 55 Years" by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:42pm On May 23

garykoeman:
Tinubu or not am already favoured.

Nigeria is a country where you can be successful if you re not lazy or lack focus.

The bandits are also very hardworking and focussed......all it takes to wipe out a man's success if for bandits to take hold of his wife or kids, and he'll liquidate all his assets just to get them to safety.
Now they have mortars, which means they can bombard a town from mikes away before coming in to plunder the inhabitants.
This is also Nigeria's reality. Favoured or not, if one is unsafe, one should be concerned.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Poland: Lewandowski Confirms Availability To Face Super Eagles by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:16am On May 23

dominique:
Seniorman no wan retire. What's even the point of the friendly? It's not like either team is going to the world cup

How.many years e take serior Ronaldo?

Lemme help you: -3.5 (minus three and a half) years.

Lewa is 37 years old, while Roro is 41. Yet Ronaldo still dey play.

Mow many years e take senior Messi?

The answer is: - I year, 2months (minus 1 year, 2 months).

Lewa is 37 years old, while Messi is 38. Messi still dey play.

Do I need to add anything?

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Health › Re: 31-Year-Old S.A Woman Suffers Medical Condition Causing Her To Age Rapidly (Vid) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:15am On May 23

faithfull18:
This is serious oh, hmm....... How do you start looking 50years older overnight, God abeg.

Did you say 50 years?

Try 80.

Sports › Re: Onuachu’s Brace Fires Trabzonspor To Turkish Cup Glory by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:01am On May 23

12345baba:
really? He looks so lazy while playing

Toh......"lazy appearance" versus the actual numbers.

It is well.

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Celebrities › Re: Obi Cubana Abandons Tinubu’s City Boy Movement, Deletes All Related Posts by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:58am On May 23

Ofunaofu:
The city boy movement ish had terrible aesthetics

Anything at all, once it's linked to Tinubu's 2027 reelection bid, instantly inherits bad aesthetics.
Ever since "renewed hope" showed its true colours, all efforts had been geared towards rebranding, and "city boy" was the best thing they could come up with.
What city people will identify with that?
Village dwellers are threatened by rampaging fulanis, city people are strangled by high costs of living and the new tax dragnet no one can escape from, and we will vote en-masse for our oppressor-in-chief because he's a "city boy"?
They should continue, o.
Wetin me sabi sef?

Politics › Re: Lagos APC: What Desmond Elliot Should Learn From Hakeem Masha’s Political Fate by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:36am On May 22*

mohbadliveson:
https://www.thecable.ng/lagos-apc-what-desmond-elliot-should-learn-from-hakeem-mashas-political-fate/

The party ain't telling this nigga shit!

If he won't lend himself some brains, let him keep banging his head on the wall, naa......

He'd better move back into Nollywood. Become an execute producer, or even a marketer.

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Politics › Re: Mudashiru Obasa's Outfit At APC Primaries In Agege (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:37am On May 22

hisexcellency34:
Lagos State House of Assembly speaker, Mudashiru Obasa's outfit trends

Dressed like a thug, therefore, dressed for anonymity, in case if kasala burst, e go merge enter the crowd of APC thugs.

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Politics › Re: 60% Of Tinubu Voters Feel Less Safe Under His Government – GAIN Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:23pm On May 21

Image123:
Ignorance reloaded

Yeah.

Yours, obviously.

Romance › Re: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:41pm On May 21

opicgif:
I am a married man with children

I learnt this the hard way

I am not judging her. I can never.
It’s just the truth of life I am sharing with a young man.

Understand this
He called her a church girl
He has already placed her somewhere in his head
He has approached her as church girl

So she is reciprocating that image to him by asking all those irrelevant questions

One of the reasons married women cheat is because they are not friends with their husbands

Because the husband has boxed them as
- church girl
- homely girl
- quiet girl
- shy girl
- she doesn’t know much about cars, politics, anything at all

But when she goes to work,
there is a guy that talks to her like a human being
jokes with her about
big yansh
sexual talks
everyday regular talks

Omo
I don’t know how to explain
I wish everybody well

Married for almost 18 years, myself.

I learned from being in Church all my life that there are real good girls around. Much more than people would believe.

I also know that marrying a virgin is overrated. I know some who did, and are now divorced. Virginity does not stop a girl from being a psychopath. I just wanna drop it here for some virgin hunters out there.

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Politics › Re: 60% Of Tinubu Voters Feel Less Safe Under His Government – GAIN Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:59pm On May 21

Image123:
Na so e easy to drive trailer with mouth. Atiku and Obi held public office for 8 years, we saw how terrible they were.

Wehdone, Expert Trailer Driver.

Where is the place of governors in security?

Is the entire security apparatus of Nigeria not in the hands of the FG?

What has changed, from Anambra to Niger, Kogi, Benue, Nassarawa, and now Oyo?

Abi police no be federal again?

Military and Paramilitary no be federal?

Let's give the people you defined as "clueless" the Federal might, let's see if banditry and terrorism will continue.

At least they are not sympathetic to the terrorists. That's a good start.

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Politics › Re: 60% Of Tinubu Voters Feel Less Safe Under His Government – GAIN Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:20am On May 21

Image123:
Dem go still vote am again. Why? Because dem know say things go worse if dem allow clueless people like Atiku and Obi as oga. We no feel safe for GEJ or fPMB time. Na prayers we dey pray.

Tell me where your village is located. If it's anywhere in the NC, SW, NE, NW, even parts of SE and SS it can be overrun by bandits if APC continue in office. Me, o, I will take clueless people who will not allow innocents to keep on being slaughtered with impunity.

All it takes is to replace "rehabilitation" of terrorists with public trial and public execution by firing squad, and everywhere will become peaceful again. What we're seeing right now is the proliferation of terrorists due to the absence of real, painful consequences to mass murder, as encouraged by this government.

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Politics › Re: 60% Of Tinubu Voters Feel Less Safe Under His Government – GAIN Poll by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:14am On May 21

Idiotas.

No be only "less safe".

Maybe they should vote him again in 2027, so that they will vote out APC when they feel like they're gonna FUHKIN DIE!

Politics › Re: Thugs Now Fly First Class In Nigeria, Says Jonathan by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:11am On May 21

Prezzido:
Peter Obi is the smartest politician in Nigeria

Politics › Re: Thugs Now Fly First Class In Nigeria, Says Jonathan by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:08am On May 21

DeepSight:
Looks like you have a strong dislike for that man.

I cant understand why given the overall quality of leadership in this country, especially what followed him.

I mean, I get his being weak, but what is the truth on two simple things since he left - security and economy - which has improved in 11 years since his departure? Not even the general was effective on security as everyone thought and he was also a sore disappointment on kwarapshin.

I mean I know your opinion already but you kinda make out like he was the worst thing we've ever known.

Thank you for getting the that he was weak and not assertive at all.

What you don't get is, the weakness led to Bubu coming in!

Why didn't he listen to Obasanjo when the Boko Haram issue started flaring up?

Why did he appoint a Northern Muslim as INEC Chair? Would Bubu have smelled Aso Rock if someone akin to WIKE had been INEC Chair? grin

See, ehn.......Jona dropped the ball. Bubu and Bulabaa snatched it, grabbed it, and ran with it, but he dropped it first.

Politics › Re: Thugs Now Fly First Class In Nigeria, Says Jonathan by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:03am On May 21

Sonnobax15:

Uncle jona,the fear fear man . Why you dey fear to mention the state name?

Imagine, a whole Fmr Presido dey fear MC Oluomo?

Romance › Re: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:55am On May 21

tollyboy5:
It’s that your problem? So you don’t want to ask her what plan she has for herself?
You don’t want to ask her what skill does she have?
You don’t want to know how close she is to her dad?
You don’t want to investigate the toxicity of her feminism?
Her body count?
How broad her knowledge is, ask her who is the deputy governor of her state. Ask her who is the vice president of Nigeria.
Ask her to name four planet in our solar system or don’t you want to raise intelligent kids ?

I don't know what's wrong with guys these days! Haba!

He should answer her questions, and ask his own. Dasall!

Romance › Re: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:51am On May 21

opicgif:
you have entered one chance

you have presented yourself like a mumu
and she will treat you like one

there are people in that church that have bleeped her
and there is someone that is still fucking her

that did not answer any of these questions

this is not how to get married to a wife
this is how to get married to the concept of a wife in your head
when you get married to a woman like this
your entire marriage will be a lie
she will keep pretending to keep up with the image you have of her in your head

learn from what is happening with frank edoho and chike
men, learn or perish

It's like you're one of them, abi?

He should leave her, but he shouldn't judge her, either.

Neither should you, by the way.

The usual girls start asking for money, treats, gifts, etc.

She asked about spirituality and future plans.

If that's bad, then guys should just stick to girls who are already hookup specialists, play the game, and leave those who still want to marry to marry each other.

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Romance › Re: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:47am On May 21

Kennitrust:
Good day my follow Nairalanders.

Everyday, life opens a new chapter of life to us. My own chapter had been opened and and it read... "it time to get married.

In the church I attended, there I met this girl so mature enough to be taken in as a wife. I approach her for the first time and I started asking her out. Seem she knew my intention, she started asking me about my church life, my family, my business and all that not.

To be honest with her, I did my best to answer every question in the language she could understand.

She seems not still satisfied with my account, she sent me this message at about 5am.
Said until I respond to those questions, she won't have anything to do with me again.

I'm truly confused on wether everyone that finds love 💕 really goes through this rigorous question.

And more about her life, she spent almost everyday in church after work. She said if I'm truly serious, I should also be as serious as she is in going and participating in all weekly activities in the church.

Please help, how do I answer this questions, since it the only options she said can bring us together?

See as my guy dey find tutorials, as e don tay wey he write exam. grin

Bro, be truthful and answer every question in truth.

Married life no be cruise. A serious girl wants to know what she's going into.

It's better to remain single than to rush in and rush out of marriage with a dented self image, emotional and physical baggage.

If you no fit answer the questions, just gently move on.

She hasn't asked you to buy iPhone and bone straight. She knows what she wants, and she's serious about it.

Politics › Re: Blessing Fubara Picks NDC Nomination Form by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:41am On May 21*

MaziObinnaokija:
Waste of time.FUBU IS GONE IN RIVERS STATE.WHATEVER U DO,DONT ALLOW OBI....DENTS TO CONFUSE/MISLEAD YOU.THE RESULTS NAH DESTRUCTION AS WE SEE IN FUBU CASE

What did Fubara EVER have to do with Obidients?

Fubara became governor as Wike's protégé under the PDP.

He had issues with Wike his Oga in the PDP, and the APC FG declared a state of emergency, stripping him of his authority, and placing an ex-military officer as sole administrator.

He was reinstated, wahala started again. He joined APC. Now, an incumbent lost out in the party primaries.

All PDP and APC.

You just had to insert Obi somewhere. Either that's how you get paid, or you need to ask yourself some hard, important questions about your state of mind.

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Celebrities › Re: Niniola Husband, Michael Ndika Is Dead by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:19pm On May 20

Sphinx419:
That her body wen no gree her close.. we go settle down chop her thick thighs... on a serious note.. she go sweet for backi sha o

When sensible people lose their spouses, they almost always go for better people to replace them.

People like you won't even come close to where she is. Sorry.

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Politics › Re: APC Crisis Deepens As Zailani, Senator Laah Insist There Was No Primaries by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:15pm On May 20

APC is for the people who use it to suck Nigeria dry, and they will do anything to make sure their people occupy every meaningful position.

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Romance › Re: Date An Arsenal Man - Association Of Arsenal Wives Advises (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:52pm On May 20

insidelife22:
This small trophy 🏆 don dey enter some people head.
Ordinary EPL o
Na una be the first club to win EPL in history

If you're old enough, you'll know that Arsenal was once the No.1 team in the whole world (The Invincibles). That was about 23-25 years ago, though, in the days of Thierry Henry, Nwankwo Kanu, Dennis Bergcamp, Wiltord, Marc Overmars, Emmanuel Petit, Ray Parlour, the great Davor Suker, Patrick Vieira, Freddie Ljungberg, Kolo Toure........

Arsenal weren't always the butt of jokes, fa......There was a time when going against Arsenal was a death sentence.

Congrats to them though.....make their fans sha no block our ears with celebration. They also better pray that they can sustain this next season. See Chelsea, World Club Champions! shocked

Politics › Re: Desmond Elliot Has Officially Withdrawn From The APC Primaries by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:39pm On May 20

Christistruth03:
Tinubu now needs to draw him close with his other hand.
Give him an appointment where he can be useful

Children are disciplined to mend their character not to finish them

He's gonna end up as an aide to the Next Lagos State Governor, or a Commissioner. He's young, and still useful to them.

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Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Is Working For Tinubu - Sanusi Bature, Kano Governor's Spokesperson by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:37pm On May 20

givedemwotowoto:
Peter Obi - Kwankwaso alliance really hurt APC. They couldn't stop PO from being on the ballot, so they have resorted to propaganda.

According to him, Kwankwaso with PhD can't be VP to PO with a Bachelor's Degree, but Prof Osinbajo was VP to Buhari for 8 years.

The OK movement has sailed oga, propaganda can't stop this one.

Nigeria Will Rise Again | Obi – Kwankwaso Presidential Song (2027)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS_0ErrpFa4

I love this!! grin

APC has put so much evidence out there to counter ALL the lies they can tell till the end of the world!

If Dr. Kwankwaso wants to fight Obi, he should do it quickly, o.......let's get another running mate ASAP.

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