₦airaland Forum

WizAkzy:
Haha, he knows the gold digger married him for his wealth and nothing else. I love this. That's one thing about being rich, you hardly find true love when its time to choose a partner.

Yet she signed the prenup though she and her lawyers could read.
IMO, if the above holds true, she didn't marry him for the money.

HunterofPigs:
Then don't use the word Afonja again. Although he betrayed the Yoruba race and remains and outcast till today, he was a fine soldier and Yoruba son who won many battles for us. Don't join the yanmiris who have no history, no heritage and are pure savages dwelling in caves and trees before the White man came in bringing disrepute to Afonja name, or subtly referring to all Yorubas as Afonjas. To ri omo ale lo n fowo osi juwe ile baba e

O ñ f'ogbón pè mí lómo àlè nìyen o.

CaptainFM1:
Go Fayose. Oshokomole all the way 2019! Nigerians love you.

Ego le ha wete gi?

HunterofPigs:
Another Pig and Idiot spotted

I only alluded to him in the term used by Igbos here.

In case you're in doubt,

Ògidìi omo Yorùbá ni mí

Deal with it.

Wow!

Social media na wash!

See people praising Fayose, who have never been to Ekiti in their lives!

Just because a typical Nigerian politrickcian decided to coddle Kanu, Igbo people are thinking of voting a detested Afonja, instead of looking at an Igbo candidate who can bridge the Igbo-Yoruba divide (made wider each day by stupid e-warriors) and win SS support as well........

Oh, well...... To each his own.

PureMe01:
d way u are allergic to Biafra

Not at all!
I know you won't believe me, but I won't mind it either way.
Split up or restructure, it's still more of the same thing. Kanu alone can't rule Biafra. He'll be inundated by vultures in short order.
It'll be same old, same old.

DrObum:
When you do projects to pass through your village and not where it is needed.

Nigeria........ohhh Nigeria......

I'm surprised.

Common peace, some people no gree get.

Abeg, Ejima, make up and stop the childish fight for good or make it permanent this time. Or better still, move to Benghazi.

Banky is right. Its boring!

PureMe01:
as he has approved Biafran agitation, can u now make use of d lagoon pls??

You are allergic to the truth.

mavinc4u:
Oya go and rest him now. Nonsensical nonsense

Typical.

ZeeBaba17:
some business are very lucrative just that pple tend to look down on it, imagine a palm wine tapper making close to #250k per month yet bankers are scrambling for #80k job. my advice to him though is to use the education he has acquired to repackaged himself and the business and he'll be the envy of his school colleagues

He will soon train and employ youths and become CEO.

But come o! His hosts and customers made it possible.

Hail the most accmodsting tribe on planet earth!

Hail Afonjas!

Senator,

You stood surety for Kanu, yet you did not move a finger to caution the nincompoop when he began flapping his perpetual motion mouth up and down.

Can you prove you were not in support of him when you did nothing to stop him being his main surety to guarantee his behaviour?

Lack of demonstrable disapproval connotes tacit approval, Oga.

PrecisionFx:
Free education n free 3 meals is what destroyed out education system in the first place. U don't expect over 150 million people to go to skol for free, it's a very idiotic idea.

Go and check the top 10, top 100 n top 200 universities in the world n show me which one offers free education for all.

In India tuition for cheap universities is around 200 USD per month so don't wander why India rose to great heights in recent memory.

No mind dem.

"Better soup, na money kill am", they say.

They say this to justify senseless extravagance, ostentatious spending for frivolous reasons, yet they want crucial things as education for free.

Will concessions be given to write exams?

People who can pass exams are kept out of school because of their tribe, religion and financial status, while numbskulls are ushered through.

Now we have a true Afonja Professor in JAMB saying 120 should be a general cut-off point when I (maybe because I wasn't from the "catchment area") only managed to scrap into Engineering with 227 more than 20 years ago!

Quota system is the most harebrained policy ever!

nototribalist:
Afonjas are terrorist, backstabbers. Imagine Afonjas hiding their fellow fugitives

You know, you do have a point.

Nnamdi Kanu might actually be hiding under FFK's bed.

hornyofife:
does homeland differences necessarilly mean biafra? kayode have twisted it and the zone Bs before are masturbatin over it....smh.

it could be deal gone wrong, it could be personal quarrel...afterall we see videos of Edo boys fight themselves on the street of Italy....Kayode has always been a ful and propagandist.so i dont take him serious

Zoom the paper pic well. You will see they referred to Biafra (red letters).

Issokay!

Evaberry:
...


I can't believe you just insulted master yoda
shame on you

you have no respect for one of the most powerful Jedi master

A one time grand master of the Jedi
order

shame
shame
shame!!!

Nerd alert!

Me likey!

Here I was thinking it was an international sumtin.

"Nollywood Festival".......

Sheesh!

taylor88:
5mins pleasure taming guys image since the garden of Eden


What a South West

It's not only men from the Southwest that descended from Eden, brah.

The correct, sensible term is "what a world!".

Well, this is the Nairaland tribalistic version.

Eeyah..... If not for this news..... I don't dey forget Koomla Dumor be DAT o......

RIP, Koomla!

Corruption is an industry..... No.....an Institution..... No......a policy.......not strong enough......

IN NAIJA, CORRUPTION IS A RELIGION!

It boasts of faithfuls from all faiths, all tribes, all stations, from all walks of life.......
from the Class Rep who skims on the contributions of his fellow students........
to the contractor and evil servants who inflate sums of contracts.......
to the pastor who tells his congregation what they want to hear so he can get what he wants.....
to the imam who collects money to pray piously for the thieving politician instead of going after him with preachings blazing with fire and vitriol......
What a religion!
One that conquers the principled, makes them compromise their stand, conquers men of faith, making them puppets to ones they call heathens.
Well, no matter the noise, corruption seems to roll on....

DrGoodman:
Them leave sorrow, tears and blood
Their regular trademarks

Fela - 1978

Fela was an Afonja nonetheless.

adonbilivit:
all the pythons in my neighbourhood are dancing. why is that?

Better go out and hack yourself some python pepper soup.

Interesting..... Here's mine:

"Regarding your CV, you're invited for an INTERVIEW on MON 18/9/2017 by 9am@27 Ayodele Ojo Str off Coker Rd, by Traffic Light B/Stop Ilupeju Lagos. HR/ADM/696. STARROSE CONSULT. 08059183615"

I have "sprayed" applications all over, so had no clue as to which one got the response.

Different names, same address.

Wonderful!

Explorers:
At the beginning of WW1, British soldiers wore brown cloth caps.

But many soldiers were suffering from head injuries.

The officials were worried about that so they issued an order to make helmets for their soldiers.


However, the number of soldiers with head injuries increased after the change was made.

Why do you think that happened?

The soldiers were taking off their helmets.

Historical fact.

Explorers:
A man lives on a 10th floor of some building. Every morning he takes the elevator to the ground floor to go shopping for groceries.

When he comes back, he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and continues by stairs to reach his apartment on the 10th floor.

Why?

Too short to reach button 10?

A dwarf, maybe?

Cannot count beyond the number 7?

Two possible reasons I can come up with.

Penalty82:
1 Corinthians 7:4 The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband:and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own but the wife.

5 Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.



During fasting, sex for husband and wife is not allowed.

Oga,

Did you see the word "consent" somewhere in verse 5?

It must be with consent. Agreement. Discuss it first and agree before you start the fast. No be to say, "oya" make de man or woman begin nack tory.

Tenkiu.

MarcC:
MY FUNNY WICKED STORY

*HOW LOVING IS YOUR FATHER*

A MAN WITH HIS CHILDREN ALL IN ONE HOUSE..

There came a day, one of his sons was wailing dat his father doesn't love him and treats him unfairly.. But his father paid deaf ears to this boy cos he never liked how this his son looks.. His wailing son wasn't as his brothers were..
The boy wailed n wailed to seek his father's attention, but his father paid him no attention... Then the boy threatens to break his father's jar in order to get d attention of his father., The father heard this and immediately went for his whip n used it on this lad. The lad who looked different from his brothers was not liked by them also.. They supported their father and also encouraged him to whip this son the more.,

How loving is the father?

This is the situation of our country in relation to Federal government and The igbos (IPOB)

*The man* is Buhari..who doesn't like the igbos...who took no step in trying to hear her (IPOB) complains of being marginalized but rather used the IPOB election threat which was to get his attention as a reason to express his hatred for the igbos

*The wailing son*.. Is IPOB.. IPOB has for long complained of being marginalized but Buhari paid deaf ears.. IPOB unlike Boko haram represent one of dmajor ethnic group, if a major ethic group complains of being marginalized, n u pay them deaf ears now without destroying properties n killing people they threatened to disrupt your election just to seek ur attention, should the use of Force be ur first move? Y not dialogue first

*The children*...r other ethnic groups in support of the move by FG cos of their hatred for the Igbos.


*Let our conscience be the judge*


Would u not agree that it is only a *wicked soul* that would support the use of violence on IPOB members without first discussing with them, just because they said they would disrupt election, a threat to seek FG's attention?

Would u not agree with me that the use of violence without discuss is an act of wickedness?

Don't misquote me, I do not want a divided Nigeria, but I believe in the law of fairness and justice, which gives everyone the right to express himself without being intimidated .., Their agitation which so far b4 now has never been violent, y should FG use violence on certain persons who non violently express their thought.. Threat to election was to get FG attention..

Is Buhari the father of IPOB?

What is this post doing here sef?

Princewill1:
WHY DIDN'T NIGERIANS CONDEMNED THE BRUTAL MASSACRE OF IPOB MEMBERS IN 2016

On Feb 2016 the Nigerian military invaded National High School aba venue of IPOB rally and opened fire on people holding only biafran flags dozens were killed.

In the midnight of may 29 2016 Nigerian soldiers invaded a Catholic Church in Nkpor Anambra State and opened fire on ipob members who were sleeping at the Church. The killing continued the following day 30th may 2016 and at the end over 1000 ipob members were brutally slaughtered.

Amnesty International has written a comprehensive report on these killings.

But why is it that there were no mass condemnation of the army from Nigerians as they are doing to Ipob members today?

Is it only ipob members who deserve to die?

Over 1000?!?!?!

Best man was in friend zone of life.

Dharniel:
The fact remains it is negligible. A normal basket should contain about 200 mangoes. so 1 good mango have a 1/200 probability of selection. that's 0.005, this is a negligible value, you should understand this if you're scientifically oriented...

We're not talking science here.
If you're hungry and you come across one good fruit in a basket of bad ones, it makes a difference.
The cops did good, that's why we are here talking about it.