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PoliticsRe: Google Clebrates Olaudah Equiano's 272nd Birthday With Image by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:46am On Oct 16, 2017
conductorH1:
An Igbo man who was sold to slavery in Britain, served out his time, earned money, bought his freedom from his master and started agitating for the abolishment of slave trade.

The current crop of lazy parasite One Neajeriya yoots will label him a terrorist for "challenging the Federal Government" and "brainwashing his gullible IPOD terrorist followers" because he demanded abolishment of slave trade.

"Our constitution does not support abolishment of slave trade" - Omenka

"You're calling for war by agitating freedom" - Sarrki

"The Nigerian soldiers should shoot him dead for demanding freedom" - Ngeneukwenu

"Lets join hands together and build this country. The British can't help you by giving you clothes and education and you want to repay them by demanding freedom" - Madridguy

"Olaudah is damanding for freedom because his master's party lost the presidential election" - Nairaland BMC/Zombie chapter cheesy
Who sold him?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Believe In Jesus? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:43pm On Oct 15, 2017
walls01:
the evidence is the universe that he created and life itself. except you have a better explanation than I don't know I believe you should stay silent.
Leave them.

Na "big bang" do am.

Rocks colliding in space and somehow sticking together, forming planets (later they will tell us of elastic collision in physics, I don't know how dry stones can inelastically collide), and somehow water show face from melting ice (where de ice from show oooooo!)

Somehow in the raging ocean elements reacted to form protein, something the most advanced labs still have problems doing even now, in 2017.

Toss a grenade in a bucket of mixed paint a billion times, you cannot come up with the Mona Lisa. It took an intelligence (Da Vinci) to put it together.

However, no one can convince an atheist that the universe is not a mistake.

No. They are too intelligent for that.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Believe In Jesus? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:33pm On Oct 15, 2017
MadCow1:
So you mean if you know your son is going to get robbed you will let it happen so you can prove a point to him or pass on a message?

I don't think I will and if you will then your parenting needs questioning and examination.
Well, if you care to know, God is not a politician. He said bad things will happen to people sometimes. He only assured us of His presence, grace and mercy.

He used the word "when" to describe passing through fire and water, not "if". Bad experiences are a matter of time, not probability. However God assures us He will not leave us through whatever we go through.

If God will let us understand that life is a war with battles raging all around, we also need to understand that bad stuff will happen.

People will fall sick, be involved in accidents (both have happened to me, by the way, and I still believe in and serve God, I have had a robber point a pistol at me point blank (no lies) during my NYSC, my wife has undergone major surgery twice and survived both, she is well now) and God will remain God.

Trust me when I say I have been there, and will keep declaring the faithfulness of God.

My personal experience. Yours may differ.
CelebritiesRe: Tagbo’s Death: Police Investigating Davido As His Response Is Suspicious - CP by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:57pm On Oct 15, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


My only advice to Davido at a trying time like this is to forget his bible and listen to Tuface's song "Implication"

Better still let me help him with it's lyrics.


"As I kolobi your sister
As I jasi Deborah
As I disobey my mother
I come dey get plenty wahala
As I follow the brother as he commit the disaster
Just because say I dey there
I follow enter the yawa


Olele, olele
Ole jelobunu lele
Olegwa olegwa olejobunu legwa.

Implication, Hahahaha
Implication....



Somebody should be punished.
Davido should be punished for lying.
Wealth should not make anyone bigger than the law.

My joy will be complete if the police does a good job and gives us the satisfaction of seeing Davido in a prison uniform.
Only if it can be proven before a judge that either:

1. Davido directly took the action that resulted in Tagbo's death.

2. Davido was privy to plans to take actions which resulted in Tagbo's death, and either agreed with the plans or took no action to thwart them.

3. Davido's actions, though without malicious intent, inadvertently resulted in Tagbo's death.

4. Davido, having witnessed the beginning of a series of events that he identified as likely to lead to Tagbo's death, refused to take preventive action to preserve his friend's life.

The last one is the most likely case that may be built against Davido, though I don't know how a lawyer will make that stick.

Well, what do I know?
Christianity EtcRe: Temple Of The Most High God Ogun: Satan Is ‘Brother’, Worshippers Served Alcohol by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:54am On Oct 15, 2017
Nobody will stand for anybody else in judgment.

This "seer" will stand for himself, as will each of the members of the church.

Everyone will say why he or she felt they can drink alcohol or do whatever.

Everyone.
Christianity EtcRe: Temple Of The Most High God Ogun: Satan Is ‘Brother’, Worshippers Served Alcohol by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:52am On Oct 15, 2017
hisgrace090:
In your point pls remove food and drink, for Jesus says that those which enters through the mouth cannot defile a man.
But what comes out if him.

Including bad thoughts, words and actions like you see in people who take alcohol.

Be wise.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Believe In Jesus? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39am On Oct 15, 2017
MadCow1:
God allowed Armed Robbers rob and shoot you in the Leg just so he can heal you to believe more in him..

Then you say If a person believes they will not fall sick. grin


Then that Demons believe in Jesus but are not saved. grin

Then you say we have to "KNOW" Jesus yet you still "BELIEVE".. You don't need belief if you know.

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-11/7/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane03/anigif_sub-buzz-26421-1478541789-6.gif
Hmmmmmm..... If your son is being bullied in school and you always show up to fight his classmate who is the bully, even till he's in SS3........... Think about the kind of parent you are.

If you as a man will encourage your son to stand up for himself, take his knocks and be a man, how much more God in whose image you are made?

Just look at a human parent doing right by his or her child, you will understand God, at least a bit. With His help, you can know Him better.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does It Mean To Believe In Jesus? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31am On Oct 15, 2017
Neymar1095:
Believing in something that doesn't exist
You try.

Greatest intellectual of our time.
PoliticsRe: Jacob Zuma Bags Chieftaincy Title In Imo, Nigeria (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42pm On Oct 14, 2017
bigtt76:
Instead of bringing directly to Zuma's notice, the incessant killing of Nigerians in that country especially igbos, they're giving him title. Why is Rochas hosting Zuma with public funds and using that opportunity to sign personal deals? angry Nigerians need to hold these politicians accountable.
You hit the nail on the medulla!

Nigeria don' enta one-chance with the kain leaders wey we get, I swear.

If na Americans den dey kill like fowl....... I trust Bàbá wèrè himself!

Trump would have shaken the whole earth!

Same for any leader except these ones.
PoliticsRe: "Telling A Muslim To Do Family Planning, Is Violating His Religion"- Hon Kazaure by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:35pm On Oct 14, 2017
tartar9:
It's normal,most new 'adherent' to any religion are babies.
Except Christianity.

That's the reason behind the term "Born Again".

Christianity does not have automatic membership. A man/woman must decide to be a Christian, and ask Jesus to save him from his/her sins, believing Jesus can save, then confessing this openly.
PoliticsRe: "Telling A Muslim To Do Family Planning, Is Violating His Religion"- Hon Kazaure by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31pm On Oct 14, 2017
Bari22:
When Saudi Arabia ban women from driving doesn't mean it is Islam that ban them, no my friend is their laws for their country, there is no any verse in Quran that ban wowen from driving and never for once Saudi authorities say they ban female driving because it is not allowed in Islam, get ur facts right.
Hmmmmmm..... So there were cars in the world when the Quran was written, mmmmmmm?

grin
PoliticsRe: "Telling A Muslim To Do Family Planning, Is Violating His Religion"- Hon Kazaure by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:28pm On Oct 14, 2017
femi4:
Its allowed......How many children did Abraham have?
Biological children?

Just two.
PoliticsRe: "Telling A Muslim To Do Family Planning, Is Violating His Religion"- Hon Kazaure by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:25pm On Oct 14, 2017
Lilimax:
Oya make una begin born like pigs embarassed
Religious propagation by reproduction.

That's the game.

Most new Moslems the world over are newborn babies.

Fact.

Feel free to quote me, but it doesn't change the truth.
CrimeRe: Man Released By Ritualists After 2 Years In Ibadan Because He Wasn't Useful by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:39pm On Oct 14, 2017
Chai!

The guy's life is all messed up!

I just wonder if he can ever be normal again.

Just because some evil people want money or power.
CelebritiesRe: Nneze Richards Emerges Face Of The World Nigeria, 2017 (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:30pm On Oct 14, 2017
FLAAAAAAVOOOOOURRRR!

Come see ooooooo!

Anoda Baby receptacle in-waiting!
CelebritiesRe: Yomi Casual And Grace’s White Wedding At Eko Hotel (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:33pm On Oct 14, 2017
What's with the huge, unsightly beard?
CelebritiesRe: Burial Of Chime Amaechina In Anambra. His Corpse Pictured (Video, Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:29pm On Oct 14, 2017
Na waa o.

Den don' plant am, jus like dat!

Dis guy wey like 2 weeks ago dey rock life no even tink about tomorrow, see am now?

Here today, gone tomorrow.

That's a sobering thought..........
PhonesRe: Top 7 Things To Do Instead Of Buying The Iphone 8 Or Iphone 8 Plus by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05am On Oct 13, 2017
fuckerstard:
Just exchanged my iPhone 7plus for S8+ , which category i con fall.

If he do blogging and he no blow nko? Abi stock markets crash

8. Make he add money go buy keke napep.
No o. He should keep buying phones that will only be in vogue for six months.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Releases Statement & CCTV Videos On Tagbo Umeike's Death by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:23am On Oct 13, 2017
chalsnoble:
at Long last OBO is proved innocent kiss
if u dnt like it abeg locate the nearest transformer tongue
#teamOBO anytime_anywhere
Proven innocent?

In front of which judge?

Man, give some of the shii you smoking.

I wanna give my enemy for my village.
CrimeRe: Nigerians Challenge South African Police Over The Death Of Their Brother (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:52pm On Oct 12, 2017
I am in my house in Nigeria.

No South African policeman can come here.

Even NPF, no one has stepped into my home since I was born. The only one wey come miss road, only come ask my papa for road, more than 30 years ago.

Wetin I wan find go South Africa?
CelebritiesRe: Throwback Photo Of Comedian AY Makun by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:56am On Oct 12, 2017
Everybody get throwback pic naa.

Wetting dis one find come FP sef?
Car TalkRe: Innoson To Partner With NDDC In The Training Of Niger Delta Youths by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:53am On Oct 12, 2017
Just count de money wey you for use do training for dem give dem for hand!

Na dat one dey sure pass.
CrimeRe: Police Uncover Ritual Shrine In Osun State (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:46am On Oct 12, 2017
grin grin grin

E don' be for these guys!

Every day for de tiff.......
CelebritiesRe: Video From DJ Olu Abiodun & Chime Amaechina's Last Night With Money In Car Boot by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:35am On Oct 12, 2017
classicfrank4u:
in other words davido killed Dem ahbi?? those guy's deal on"very hard stuffs" they probably took too much and things went South just like tagbo so what's the big deal??
Hmmmmmm...

You seem to have all the facts.

Tell us more.
Foreign AffairsRe: George Weah Wins Liberia Presidential Election by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36am On Oct 12, 2017
Flashh:
All the best, the only African man to win World's best footballer.
Zinedine Zidane's an Algerian.

He's quiet about it.
PropertiesRe: Fire Guts Club Medusa In Osogbo, Osun (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:24pm On Oct 11, 2017
nnokwa042:
I can't believe it club in Oshogbo? Na Fuji boys dey perform there?
There are clubs in Oshogbo, like everywhere else where there are dodgy guys with ill-gotten money to blow and loose girls ready to do anything to get money.
TravelRe: Boat Capsizes Under Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos, 19 Passengers Rescued. PICS by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:45pm On Oct 10, 2017
Organizer111222:
Did you read the story at all huhhuh??Thank God no life was lost
One life was lost.
TravelRe: Boat Capsizes Under Third Mainland Bridge In Lagos, 19 Passengers Rescued. PICS by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:43pm On Oct 10, 2017
ibkgab001:
Haha him saw mammy water

Anyway I pray for their quick recovery
More like, it may be his wife that died.

Poor fellow......
PetsRe: Bouncer Big Sunny And His Baby Goat Pictured At The Gym (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:54pm On Oct 10, 2017
ULSHERLAN:
You wish he picked a Lion cos he has muscles?
Pit Bull!
SportsRe: How Zambians Reacted To Chipolopolo’s Loss To Super Eagles In Uyo by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:44am On Oct 09, 2017
Arsenalholic:
Op sha, you sef no try...

You just handpicked the bad comments first and padded it with a few good comments. I was on the website yesterday and there were lotsa matured Zambians who commended the Eagles and admitted that the best team won.

But someone made a statement that rang true: He said Nigerians are fond of tongue lashing other African countries in an arrogant way. The guy even mentioned Nairaland. That's the reason he was dishing back all of that.

I remembered clearly when we last visited Zambia and a report of how the citizens were happy to see Obi and co, someone here on Nairaland said something so appalling about Zambia girls.

Point is, let us learn to respect other African countries. Because they are trying.to dish back to us what 'we' dish to them... And there are a lot of loopholes to attack Naija from.
We take the "faceless forum" stuff too seriously here on NL. A lot of immature people come here to spew stuff they haven't the gall to say in person. They forget that non-Nigerians use fora like NL to stereotype and judge Nigeria as a whole.
PoliticsRe: Linus Idahosa Challenges Bruce Fein, US Lawyer's Claim About Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:38am On Oct 09, 2017
legitnow:
All the igbo girls Yoruba and Benin men ever married have been over used by Igbo men, dey are left overs.

Take and go, dont look back or come back our way.

Light and darkness have nothing in common.
What of Ojukwu that married FFK's leftover?

Is that why FFK is also a Kanu sympathiser?

Try to be logical.
CareerRe: Meet The Tallest Nigerian Soldier Deeekay, Whose Height Is Intimidating by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52pm On Oct 08, 2017
Dynamique:
Why Navy?.
No running and carrying heavy stuff over long distances, no cramped spaces like tanks and APCs, helicopter drops, while possible in Navy, won't be as much as in Army or Air Force.

Out on deck, na sky be ceiling ( grin ).

Seriously, I believe, due to less personal mobility requirements, Navy suits tall peeps most.

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