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My landlord has only shown up twice in 8 years, and both times to do maintenance.

He is not rude in any way.

His houses are almost always full.

What kind of landlord is that abeg?

coolestchris:
JjEnemies of Nigeria

Really?

And what was FFK when he showed solidarity to someone agitating for Nigeria to break apart?

Have you forgotten that happened?

priceaction:
This man should marry Kemi olunloyo.

Niggah PLEASE!

You wan make den born parrot?

Dear FFK,

You talk so much, your words are expected. Upon any event, most people already know what you gonna say.

Your words are losing value, but I guess you don't know.

So..............

Just keep talking till you can't talk anymore.

Then your people will put you in a box, take you out and plant you.

SmartMugu:
That's no big deal. I have done that before here in the US, but it was to fulfil my community service service hours for a traffic citation I got. Nothing is wrong with that.

To think of it, they should be doing better than those sweeping the streets in naija.

Except the Naija guys can buy Agege Bread and Ewa Agoyin.

Hmmmmmm.....

While sweeping, if these guys come up with an idea for good business and hit it off, we will discuss their success stories. Though same applies even if they were to remain here.

donnaD:
If possible sweep their gutters over dere.it's better than this prison called country.

If you really believe what you just wrote, you know what to do.

buygala:
Giant with the legs of an ant

After all the body armor, the vehicle is still fitted with rubber tyres

If a mine blows those tyres apart, then the people in that vehicle are sitting ducks

Reminds me of that movie 'Fury'.. . Starring Brad Pitt

So they should run on tracks?

In that case they will become slow, plodding targets for RPG fire.

MRAPs are designed for a purpose, and the purpose dictates the design, as with everything else.

CuteMaro:
Nice one from the Nokia Company, but i don't think they have anything new to offer to the android market.

Meanwhile.....

Neat Samsung S7 for sale at affordable price. Phone comes with a 32gb inbuilt rom. Contact via signature.

Do the feet come with the phone?

That will attract a discount o!

Young03:
He's still the greatest athlete on earth

Michael Phelps nko?

My neighbour bought a nice car, then he got transferred.

He taught his wife to drive so she could pick the kids from school.

The car got uglified quick. As well as the gate, house corner, gutter.....

I named her crusher.

Segun Bucknor was quite popular in his day. Brother to Tinubu's first deputy, Kofoworola Bucknor-Akerele.

RIP Sir.

Heh!

Take that, DISCOS!

You must give us prepaid meters, by fire by thunder!

Where is her Hijab?

I hope her non-sharia compliance won't be a problem.

davillian:
o if I decide to join NAF it's this rubbish I will be piloting.
When there are north American X-15.
That flew more than six times the speed of sound (mach 6.70).

Then you will overshoot your target and rain fire on poor innocent villagers. That can happen in a split second at such speed, you know.

Temidayo9:
This is anti poachers plane na.

Boko Haram are similar to poachers.

Jet fighter-bombers and even Apaches with all those missiles are not better suited than these, actually. Subsonic planes that can fly low and spray camps and convoys with machine gun fire are cheaper to run and present less chance of collateral damage.

If these planes are armed, they are more suited for a war of attrition against determined terrorists,and, IMHO, FG will be right to opt for these. If they will be used for training, same thing.

And BTW, its not like we dont have jets and helos.

Image makers!

I bow for una, una head dey dere!

After Oba Lilwayne's goof and the resulting outcry, you gotta hand it to the PR crew getting the man's rep back!

olatade:
wetin be this abeg

Shrek and Fiona

iammee:
my son and daughter must be a footballer.

YES!

They must be a footballer.

Maybe jazz man dey among her in-laws.

freshvine:
The worst thing to hear on a plane is MAYDAY! MAYDAY!! MAYDAY!!!

... or the shout of ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

Mehn!!

DAT second one na die o!!

He should've been properly brushed.

He doesn't look like his brain has been reset.

Almajjiri

0b100100111:
Re Igbo's humans?

We talking about 1st class citizens of the state here!

I am 100% Yoruba.

Igbos are obviously humans as you and I know.

If you are teamed at work with baboons and hyenas to come up with a quality product, you will fail, I doubt if you will even survive the process! Those creatures are not humans.

An Igbo man is a human being.

Na waa o.

I fit tok Zoo tins now make dem fight me say dis place no be part of de Zoo.

Make I just mechie onu.

Wizkid, see ya elders!

See the colour of the concrete!!!!

These people should just use mud to build the tin abeg!

Naija bloggers need to be hunted to extinction.

I hate seeing stuff like this.

This has to cost trillions in the local currency. Money that could feed a lot of people.

Before you judge me, my family shares what food we have with others who need it, in spite of the fact that I've been unemployed for months.

Well, to each his own.

Cool guy.

I have a feeling this man might just be the embodiment of what we really need in this country.

sheyinoni:
This rubbish you have written is the reason for this agitation,even though I am strongly against it and I pray earnestly daily Nigerian remains as one nation, people like u with dis mentally deserve to be dealt with, u and ur likes are the real problem.

The guy just wrote the sad truth.

Its sad, but the truth.

Not everyone has college education. Even some of those who do are not free from tribal sentiment.

People who will kill you offhand just because you are Igbo will not turn around and vote you to rule over them.

It will take nothing short of an act of God, like their candidate dying after assuming power and presidential power passing on to his vice (sound familiar?).

Live with it. Its the unfortunate truth.