₦airaland Forum

Na waa o.

So much water in a hilly town. Possibly brought about by a total lack of or blocked drainage channels.

menxer:
it is not surprising a PDP House member sponsored the bill, that is the kind of thing only a PDP person can imagine.

When people start lynching some of these guys their eyes will open.

Meanwhile, it takes the executive to sign bills into law.

I will like to see them present this to PMB/PYO to sign.

Rokaa:
You're right man. True independence is us feeding ourselves.

Gbam!

That is what the word "INDEPENDENCE" means.

Rokaa:
It is sarcasm.

But some people actually believe that.

The pic makes it obvious.

Agriculture is the way out.

No Agriculture, Nigeria should just forget it.

Take out hunger, and the average citizen will most probably begin to think of great things.

The countries we are trying to emulate are where they are because they first dealt soundly with hunger.

Once hunger was out of the way, they had time for Research and Development.

madridguy:
Someone should pass my telephone number to her me too dey look for wife seriously

Make Yahoo plus call you mesmerize you for phone.

Before you know anything you don convert all your belongings to Bitcoin.

Twitter?

Wrong place to search.

She may even end up with lots of creepy stalkers.

Meanwhile, guys, biko verify very well before trying anything o.

E fit be one Guy man for Mushin.

As in....... you know na.

ThatFairGuy:
Indeed! We need it Mr Gov., good works continues

I wish some angry Osun citizens could come visit you tonight.

anambra419:
At least this one won't have to cary drugs to India like other potopoto republicans

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2412621_nigerianonyejiekwemorganchinemerem29arrestedinthailandoverdrugs520x245_jpeg79442acc9658f8024337cb6db8d7600c

Chai!

See as the cops dey eyeball de guy!

Viergeachar:
Are you are a dullard

The NC Yorubas are agitating to be joined to the SW while the SE Igbos are agitating to be joined with the SS against the wish of the SS.

Isnt the difference clear enough

We know we are one. The politicians separated us.

There are Okuns in Ekiti and Ondo (SW) but the ones in Kogi and Kwara are NC, Abi?

There are gbominas in Kwara (NC) but the rest of Igbomina Kingdom is in Osun (SW).

The Ekitis in Kwara agitated to join Western Region when my father (who is almost 80) was in Secondary School!

It's an old agitation.

Markfemi2:
I will just take you for what you call yourself
Mr JOKER

Don't mind him.

This is an agitation that has started since the fifties.

it was the Late SB Awoniyi and Saraki Sr that put us in the state we are in.

This is older than Biafra.

BuddhaPalm:
Meanwhile, the US Navy's Airforce has an army...

USN na octopus na.
Dia budget alone nor pass de whole of Naija own?

In the land of madmen,
The half-wit is king.

Air Force - Air Craft = Army.

Na dis kain tin we go dey see as dose kolomentals in Abuja no gree buy plane.

De excuse na say den attack dia base.

Shoro niyen?

If una begin waka for ground dey shoot, who go dey fly for up?

MOPOL?

Wetin be my own sef?

#Lemmecomeandbegoing

Peace Mass AGAIN!

OP,
Alert don come?
How market, nwannem?

7footre:
What has crying ever solved? He should liaise with the woman to know how to fix his car and also how to feed within d time lag btwn going to mechanic and coming out nd not crying, he is too old for that

You don't understand.

I pray you never have to be in such a condition that you will feel what he is feeling, in Jesus name.

Amen

America's Music Industry don tire to dey find good musician for this country.

They're all about looking for evil mentors and role models to push their moral decadence agenda worldwide. Case in point: see how that "cash me outside girl" (14 years old o!) became an instant celebrity with her rudeness and total lack of a moral compass. Last I heard, she's been charged for possession (drugs and/or weapons) and the media's gobbling it all up.

Now, in the absence of real talent they can work with in Nigeria, they just grit their teeth and settle for these mediocres. DBanj experiment has since failed, now these creeps are next. What has Wizkid done to attract Jesse Jackson? Abi na "foreign aid" charity project dem take am do? Now the guy dey feel like King Kong.

Since most Nigerian youths are pretty dumbed down these days, they gather quite a following. See Nairaland sef. in 2010 it was a place to learn, to get exposed. Now most of those matured minds don run. it's now, "cleavage". "Tonto and Churchill". "Evans".

Davido dog dey chop better pass me, but e no get University Degree, who marry born pikin. Abi, Davido, your dog fit drive?

Idiota.

This latest "fight" is nothing but a stunt. Later you will see video of them together and people will rush to buy the senseless tracks they call music.

PS. Ask yourself, can any of these guys stand up to Bruno Mars?

Sugar?

Wheat?

Fertilizer?

Fish?

Steel?

Petroleum products?

We have the capacity to EXPORT every one of these.

What annoys me the most is that we can boost production of almost every one of these items within a year, especially products of agriculture.

That's it. Now I'm sure.

Our leaders are mad.

Stark, raving, barking MAD!

I don't blame Asari, Ateke, Tompolo, Shekau, Okah, and Kanu.

We have crackpots leading this country.

NwaNimo1:
think it must be one of the numerous vigilante groups rather than cultist.....Anambra no be Lagos!......

Fake News!!!

Whatever.

So in your mind one "form" of murder is more "acceptable" than another because it's a vigilante group that did it, and because it was committed in Anambra rather than Lagos.

Wonderful.

Tribal sentiments run very deep indeed.

God help us.

People just kill fellow human beings anyhow.....

Na waa o.

Here's my own experience.

I'm married with kids. A teenage girl in our compound never greets me, even though her mom greets me, calls me " Sir" (I'm most probably older than her mom). She just struts by.

I mentioned it to my colleagues and the playas among them chuckled and said she's looking for "something else". I was like OK o.

So I just wouldn't let myself be bothered anymore. I'm just like "Na you sabi. I pass ya mama. Wetin consign me? "

She's doing it to see if you'll be bothered by her actions. Confront her and she'll be proven right.

She may quickly apologise and become friends because, while her parents can easily spot her more obvious "runs", she can quickly "dodge" into your house in the blink of an eye.

GeneralOjukwu:
Both of them weren't cautious but I blame the rider more.

There's only one life...must be jealously guarded.

The rider should go to jail for manslaughter but am sure the family would be given a paltry amount and coerced not to pursue the case further.

I think, according to the story, they both died.

Bike looks like it can be fixed.
Just a few parts and, presto! Good as new!

The guy obviously is totaled. Gone.

I hope some guy men will learn from this.

Codyt:
You deserve a medal for this comment....

If the Europeans were always on their knees, we wouldn't be celebrating them today. Make una no wake up.

A lot of Christians do their bit, my guy. In fact, I dare say it will do Nigeria a world of good if our leaders and politicians would embrace, worship and fear God.

Can you imagine a Nigeria where every Governor, Minister, Rep and Senator, President and his Vice are all honest and God fearing, determined to do good at all costs?

awa:
Okay but I pray that those that worship Him worship Him in Truth and Spirit....

A musician friend once told me of some of these concerts........."bruvvas" (guys) making out with their "sistas"(baes) in the car parks.......... He saw it personally, some of the guys being his own friends.

Multitudes most often mean nothing in the Christian faith. I'd rather be singled out in my bedroom worshipping than go to a huge gathering and come back with bad memories because I got more than I bargained for.

Sorry Bro.
It's the dreads and SHORT KNICKERS that made them think you're a member of the DREADED Badoo.
I hope dem no panel-beat u too mush.
Abeg move oooooo!
Avoid stories dat tosh.

Sorry Bro.
It's the dreads and SHORT KNICKERS that made them think you're a member of the DREADED Badoo.
;DSorry Bro.
It's the dreads and SHORT KNICKERS that made them think you're a member of the DREADED Badoo.

Caustics:
As of the days of old, those having a stroke or very high blood pressure will have a vein cut open and blood drained to reduce the pressure. It still works today.

Steps.
1. get a sterile IV bag.
2. connect the hose to the bag and needle and place the bag at waist level
3. poke any bulging vein close to the heart and drain the blood till you feel better.
4. place the blood bag in a feezer and transfuse back into your body after 6 hrs.

be very careful that while doing this so that you dont puncture and artery and bleed out

Nna, I fittn't follow dis ya advice o!

Chuksemi:
This things you mentioned are sin to those who consider them so. Give love and receive love.


No one should be pressured into living a supposed holy life. Follow Christ the best way you can.

Na so den teash u, abi?

So if you write exam anyhow and write on the answer sheet: "Dear Prof, I wrote the best way I can", what will you expect? Honestly?

Did I hear "God is not man"? OK. Why the need for judgement if God understands that you "did all you could"?

Bro, Christ is not asking you to put in your best effort. He's asking you to let Him help you. Even one of the greatest success stories of the Christian race would've been incomplete without "I can do ALL things through Christ that strengthens me".

Jesus is real. He's a person who wants in on your everyday living. No one can follow all OP has written (though it's quite correct) without His help.

PS. Atheists in the house, what are you looking for here? Mmmmmmm?

Piiko:
Time to get a new bae, she doesn't reciprocate my gestures. It's one sided

After all the "gbas-gbos-gbim-gbam-faka-fiki-faka-faka" you now want out, Abi?

#diarisGodooooo.

whitebeard:
I am not saying it a lie, I am only saying the fire is not big like this..

MOAB!

Guy, why na?