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Education › Re: Check Out This WAEC Result That Got People Talking Online ( Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:18pm On Aug 08, 2025
2special:
But the student used English Language to pass the other subjects, the student must be a Genius unfortunately he or she might not be able to further cuz he or she hasn't learn another man's language.
Was it not the English Language exam that was written in the middle of the night?

Anything can happen to cause this.

My son had C6 in English, an E8 in Further Maths (which he doesn't need) and the rest were Bs with an A1.

I recall English was done at night, and he had to get a generator to light the exam hall.

He and a classmate connected the gen.

It wasn't funny that night.
Education › Re: Meet 72-year-old Dr Usman Hadi Who Invented Water Stove “no Kerosene, No Gas” by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:02pm On Aug 08, 2025
Morbeta11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9znXdjXAT58?si=qNYol9f_4TZ7YMd4



https://x.com/NaijaHealthHub/status/1953343027059060915?t=ZlqMNvWxpqI2bKHa2_WM6Q&s=08[/quote]He put calcium carbide in the water.

It produces ethyne (acetylene) gas, which mixes with oxygen at the burner, is ignited, and burns.

This is used by welders and panel-beaters all.over the world.
Romance › Re: Lady Calls Out Boyfriend For Sending An Ai-generated Message For ” GF Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:14am On Aug 08, 2025
kristonium:
He can't even edit!

Na wao!

This is one of those who copy without understanding what they copy in the exam Hall.

Terrible!
I'm almost 100% sure the guy takes drugs or at least weed.

Nobody can be that stupid.
Politics › Re: Kwara, Niger Towns Silently Jubilate Over DSS Capture Of Mahmuda Terror Leader by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05pm On Aug 07, 2025
Travel › Re: NCAA To Blacklist KWAM1 From Flying In Nigeria For 6 Months by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:27pm On Aug 07, 2025
Omihanifa:
The spokesman is just saying theory, in practical, it can't happen. Before the end of this month, k1 will still use either lagos or abuja airport to fly.

When that happens,the NCAA will now say that the ban is only for commercial airlines and it doesn't extend to him using private aircraft.
Eeeh!

Abegi!

He's such a big man, let him goan buy private jet, if he like he should load 100 liters of ogogoro inside, no wahala.

Instead, the agbaya go enter Valuejet dey disturb innocent pipu dem.
Politics › Re: Dozens Killed As NAF Airstrikes Hit Bandits Wedding In Zamfara by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:24pm On Aug 07, 2025
jmoore:
More than 100 motorcycles? That's an estimate of 200 terrorists.
Let's even say an even 100.

Which kind of bomb did they use?

Don't they have that kind of Ikeja cantonment bomb that snuffed hundreds of civilians that year?
Sports › Re: Okocha, Eto'o, Others Shine As Traore Opens Burkina's Historic August 4 Stadium by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:59am On Aug 07, 2025
Health › Re: Chikungunya Virus Breaks Out In China, 8,000 Persons Infected (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:47pm On Aug 06, 2025
Softmirror:
Shey no be mosquito dey spread am sha? E get why I dey ask.
Na mosquito oooooo! shocked

Na Dengue fever be dat
Sports › Re: Africa All Time XI. Which Player Is Missing Here? by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:41pm On Aug 06, 2025
obembet:
I picked this Based on historical achievement only (e.g., trophies, impact, recognition and Balanced by position GK, defenders, midfielders, forwards like a real starting 11.

Without been bias, Which player is missing here?

Photo credit - formula
No Okocha on the list means the list is biased!

Ask Eto'o and Weah themselves and see if they will not include Jay-Jay on that list.

Haba!
NYSC › Re: Adamawa Corper Enjoys Life; Fg 77k, State 30k, Ppa 35k (pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:04pm On Aug 05, 2025
Uptownerd:
FG: 77k
State: 30k
PPA: 35k

Total: 142k monthly😋

Na you know wetin you dey find for Abuja .

Proudly Adamawa Corper 😌
Better try to save money!

Unless you gotta job or business waiting for ya, no be time for flex be dis, o!
Politics › Re: Troops Arrest Female Suspect With Military Uniform, Loaded Magazines In Katsina by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:40am On Aug 05, 2025
tuzeriouz:
clearly looking underage and probably has no idea of what the bag comprises
You think?

Look at that face. Straight face with deadpan eyes......

Does that face look like that of an innocent dupe? Does she look shocked?

Fulanis are a totally different breed, o. They have hearts of granite.
Politics › Re: Troops Arrest Female Suspect With Military Uniform, Loaded Magazines In Katsina by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:29am On Aug 05, 2025
ViceGovernor:
Things dey happen....this one looks like an under 15 yr old sef.
Until special laws are put in place to combat banditry, this will continue.
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Harsh Economic Policies Have Wiped Out The Middle Class — Falana by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56am On Aug 05, 2025
Maxymilliano:
https://www.channelstv.com/2025/08/04/tinubus-harsh-economic-policies-have-wiped-out-middle-class-falana/?fbclid=IwQ0xDSwL-byRjbGNrAv5vI2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEeII-D6mKEMv7ofn3828szfmMS7RXttX_ijbShyfGG5PC7HK32yQmZkhbFxL0_aem_gslXzAXbbtfdATUHC8K60w
Honestly!

The few remaining are the ones who were lucky to have secured fixed assets and are still earning enough to not have to sell them.

Instead of selling their homes to shore up dying businesses in Nigeria, people would rather sell them and jápa.

I swear down, If I ever need to sell my house (God forbid!), it will be to escape this country.

For now, sha, we dey here.

Peeps, any money wey come Una way, go for fixed assets if jápa no dey Una plan.

Avoid clubs and lounges. Buy land, don't drink Azül!

Some boys no go still hear o.......
Crime › Re: Man Cries Out After Flood Takes Over His House In Lagos (Photos/Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:54am On Aug 05, 2025
Mynd44:
Almost everywhere of the world, if rain falls continuously for 18 hours, it will flood.

Water will find its way and there isn't any drainage you can build to evacuate that amount of water which is why it is called a flash flood.

When the rain stops, the water will go down. It is normal
I feel you, but truth be told, Lagos is overbuilt. Many parts of Lagos shouldn't have houses on them at all.

The kind of flooding I saw in that video tells me very clearly that the area is an obvious flood plain and shouldn't have been developed.
Christianity Etc › Re: "Gay Marriage In Church Inevitable" - Most Rev Cherry Vann by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:00pm On Aug 04, 2025
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sign Of Revival If Christian Songs Are Sang In Clubs? by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:09am On Aug 03, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
Don't think so.

Rather it's a sign that what you call gospel music ain't it. Club and God hate each other
Friendship with the world is enmity with God.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sign Of Revival If Christian Songs Are Sang In Clubs? by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:08am On Aug 03, 2025
No, it isn't.

It's a mockery of God and all that pertain to Him.

They are singing the songs for the beats and continuing in their shameful conduct.

How can that be a sign of revival?

It's always the stupid, so-called "Christian" songs written by hungry people looking for money that club people like, because they are written to appeal to most people.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Has Been My Guy For Years - Fat Joe Tells Big Smart In New York City by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:27pm On Aug 02, 2025
happney65:
Fatjoe and his latest lambas grin grin. He has been throwing different lambas of late

We don't if na true or na lamba. grin grin
What would he gain by throwing this lamba?

Na money Davido wan give am ni, abi e go add to him street creds?

My own concern be say fat Joe dey connected to bad boys dem. Real gangsters, not mumble or drill rappers.

Wonder what that says about Davido.
Sports › Re: Which Of This Position Is Hardest To Play In Football? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:28pm On Aug 02, 2025
obembet:
Given that association football — otherwise known as soccer — is the world's most popular sport, it's no surprise that the beautiful game is the subject of near-constant debate from global fans of the game. And it's not just teams, managers, and players whose performances and skills get dissected by the masses, it's also the specific tactical roles they are supposed to be occupying on the soccer field.

Football divides people (often in the most entertaining ways), and positions are one of the many elements of the game that cause people to argue and debate amongst themselves. Both elite-level performances and disappointed displays from professional players can get fans considering the question


1. Goalkeeper

The amount of pressure that plagues the goalkeeper in soccer is what makes it such a difficult position. If a striker makes a mistake, the worst thing that happens is they don't score a goal. If a goalkeeper makes a mistake, it's highly likely that the ball will end up in the back of their net.

2. Centre Midfielder

The duties and responsibilities of a central midfielder in soccer are far-reaching; they regularly receive the ball under pressure and are tasked with constantly recycling possession and making dozens of pinpoint passes each per game. Not only do centre-mids need to provide protection for the defence and break up opposition attacks, they are also relied upon to get the ball forward to attackers and contribute in a creative sense.
Getting up and down the pitch in a dynamic, targeted way requires huge levels of stamina, and central midfielders are typically the most physically fit players on the soccer field, with some centre midfielders capable of running up to 12 or 13 kilometres per match. It's a tough gig, that's for sure.

3. Striker

It's very difficult for a soccer team to win a match without a striker who is capable of finishing chances from a range of different positions. Top strikers need to be able to put the ball in the back of the net even during games when they've received very little service, and if a team isn't scoring regularly, the pressure ramps up on the people at the top end of the pitch.

Forwards are not only relied upon for finishing chances and securing wins, but also for linking up with other players, holding up the ball, putting pressure on opposition defenders, and battling physically with centre-backs who are often big, bulky and commanding. As a result, this is one of the hardest positions in soccer, and it's very difficult (and expensive) to find a top quality striker.

4. Centre-Back

The amount of pressure piled on centre-backs is massive; they regularly have to face up against some of the best players in the game, marking speedy, strong, powerful, technically excellent forwards while leading a backline and communicating with both full-backs, defensive midfielders and goalkeeper in order to keep things as tight as possible.

In the modern game, central defenders at the top level are typically excellent on the ball as well as being some of the best athletes in the game. However, this position can still be occupied by some slower, less dynamic, and less technically gifted footballers, even in top flight football, and it typically involves less running than most other roles on the pitch, so for those reasons, there are other positions that are, on the whole, more difficult.

5. Full-Back

Back in the day, full-back is often where you'd find the game's less dazzling players, the kind of operators with strong positional awareness and decent technical ability but perhaps not the skill or footballing brains of a creative midfielder or forward. These days, things have changed and the demands placed on full-backs are far more extensive; alongside having excellent technical skills and passing ability, they also need serious stamina and are required to run up and down the flanks contributing both offensively and defensively.

6. Winger

First things first, it's important to note that every single position on the soccer field has its own stresses and demands, and anyone performing these roles at a professional standard is clearly a hugely talented athlete. But when it comes to the level of responsibility associated with an individual position, wingers and wide midfielders perhaps have the most license to focus on the glamorous side of the game without applying quite as much hard graft as certain other positions.

Wingers sometimes operate on the margins of games and are relied upon for moments of attacking quality, rather than being constantly tested and placed at the centre of their team's exploits. For that reason, it's one of the more easy positions in the sport.

"What is the hardest position in soccer?"

Source: obembet
Not properly defined.

There are different positions even for those you listed.

For me, the most difficult position is left full back, followed by centre full back. After the above, I'll pick the left wing, unless the player is a good sprinter and natural left footer.
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Coalition Condemns Reported Abduction Of NNPCL Chief by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:07pm On Aug 02, 2025
Wasn't this guy just recently appointed?

The Kyari goon that was there before nko?
Health › Re: Jaw Wiring: Lady Shares The Extreme Lengths She Went To Lose Weight (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:32pm On Aug 02, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
All of these are so unnecessary when only sapa can just help you do the job without stress angry
Sápa no reach everybody, Bro.

She even get money use do jaw wire, no sápa for dat babe side.
Education › Re: What Will You Do If Your Examiner Sets This Type Of Question? Stay Or Leave by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:34pm On Jul 30, 2025
Easyincome24:
Will you stay or leave, if your examiner sets this type of question?
No issues here.

This exam allows the simulation of the actual workplace practice in IT.

The order of the day is collaboration, group discussion, research, learning and relearning.

Why ask students to solve problems alone when they will never do that in the real world?
Politics › Re: No Heavyweights In ADC, Peter Obi Is Returning To PDP - Ali Modu Sheriff by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2025
Oblongata:
Obi that will end up in Lp and will now start shouting ‘ I was rigged’.

By their trademark (losers) you shall know them…
Which LP?

Labour Party, or Lamidi Party?
Family › Re: Is This What Being A Father All About? Picture by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:25pm On Jul 28, 2025
Chilipepper:
No wonder some fathers dey kpai quickly 😔😔loads are much!

Is this what you go through as a father?
This is not realistic, for one reason.

How many fathers have six kids nowadays?

Other than that, as a fully certified father of two, it's close.
Politics › Re: Where Is Tinubu's Alma Mater In Nigeria? by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:14am On Jul 28, 2025
PresidObi:
It's a funny country indeed, all of them doesn't know where their president went to school and they think they will ever find out what he has in plan for them?

When the beginning is fraudulent, the end is already doomed.
I really don't get it. My Secondary School has some prominent alumni, we have a Deputy Governor, House of Rep members, top businessmen, Nollywood actor, popular singer, etc.

My Uni has Rep member, senior military officer(s), etc.

They all know us and relate well with us. We attend meetings, AGMs, hangouts. All the time.

How can people have a PRESIDENT as classmate and they keep quiet about it?
Politics › Re: FG Unveils ₦10 Million Support Fund For Tertiary Institution Staff by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:09am On Jul 28, 2025
Chai........so the FG want to replace hardship in the Academia with hardship and DEBT.

Just wonderful.

Students will be in debt.

Lecturers will.be in debt.

Only politicians will not be in debt.
Food › Re: Hunger In The Land: 400 Malnourished Children Admitted Per Day In Kebbi – MSF by Jeezuzpick(m):
Muslim-Muslim ticket lamba worked well on their brains, now they can't feed their kids.

Next election, APC will bring N4k and 2 kilos of rice, and the hungry galoots will collect it and vote again.

What a boogaloo!
Politics › Re: Falana Condemns Arbitrary Renaming Of Streets, Bus Stops In Lagos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:44pm On Jul 27, 2025
Very soon, dispatch riders will be using location sharing, else den go lost with pipu goods.
Politics › Re: Alia cares: Benue women seen with branded wheelbarrows (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39pm On Jul 27, 2025
fergie001:
Benue women empowered with branded wheelbarrows
I'm old enough to remember when governors did not engage in fanfare, or all these stupid "empowerment programmes", sharing nonsensical stuff to poor, hapless people.

Ask anyone who remembers the years of Ambrose Alli, Lateef Jakande, Adamu Atta, Cornelius Adebayo, Solomon Lar, Sam Mbakwe, those days, government providing all exercise books and textbooks was taken for granted. There were expatriates in our general hospitals and schools. i remember getting a tooth extracted by an American lady dentist, and schools having British and Indian teachers.

The Naira was worth more than the Dollar, so, they could come here to work.

Funny things is, Nigeria is actually richer now than back then. It's just that we now have thieves in government.
Education › Re: The Moment AE-FUNAI Students Watched Their Lodge Collapse! (Photos/Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31pm On Jul 27, 2025
Fajimarketplace:
Your structural engineering was just one module of my engineering course. That's all I will say.
Oooooh......you must be a bloody architect.

You took a course in Structural Engineering, one course.......

Hmmmmm........ No point joining issues with you anymore. Argue with yourself.

I'm out.
Education › Re: The Moment AE-FUNAI Students Watched Their Lodge Collapse! (Photos/Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:49pm On Jul 27, 2025
Fajimarketplace:
You're just loud mouthed. What's empirical about looking at videos and determining cause of failure? Do you not know that the shear forces and bending moments acting on the beams as a result of the concrete collapse can distort the original structure of the beams and its associated components?

Please don't use this half baked approach to calculate loads on structural analysis and design. It's basic engineering to know that you can only determine sizing of load carrying beams and rods from only engineering SF and BM calculations, not merely looking at structure "inside your head".

And if you will humbly go to my original comment and read again, I clearly said it should be investigated to determine cause of failure, which could also include the point you've made, but by virtue of your "20 years experience" you have been cast in your old ways, which is a safety hazard in its self.

Have a great day.
Are you an engineer?

You're just speaking too much English.

I'm sure you're not one if you think experience does not matter.

"Shear forces and bending moments" 😁

You sound like a 2nd year student!

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