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TravelRe: Bauchi Groom & Bride’s Sister Die In Car Crash On Wedding Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:11pm On Feb 25, 2025
Originalsly:
Sad. Looks like the car got rear ended. Guess both were in the back seat. Much safety protection for front crashes but very little for rear end. Head rests are not for comfort and relaxation but to prevent the head from snapping back in case of rear end crashes.
I think the car lost control and somersaulted. Look at the front of the car.....that's a serious impact. It went off the road, hit an embankment or something, somersaulted and landed on the rear end.
TravelRe: Bauchi Groom & Bride’s Sister Die In Car Crash On Wedding Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:06pm On Feb 25, 2025
Creditalerts:
Na Benz oh
That's a Toyota.
TravelRe: Bauchi Groom & Bride’s Sister Die In Car Crash On Wedding Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:01pm On Feb 25, 2025
Just 5 kilometres away?

A 5km drive that should take 5 minutes at 60km/hr.....yet the crash was fatal.......the speed was much higher, without a doubt.

Funny, a car moving that distance at 100km/hr will arrive just about 2 minutes earlier.

Dying to save a couple minutes?

Totally not worth it, no matter the circumstances.

Pls forgive me if I sound so callous, but......the difference between an embarrassing fender bender and a fatal car crash is speed.

May the departed souls rest in peace.
BusinessRe: Naira Hits 7-Month High, Appreciates To ₦1,500/$ In Parallel Market by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:50am On Feb 25, 2025
Highest among the lowest.

To the retards celebrating nonsense, shame on you.

Dey play.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Peugeot Plant Hits 44,000 Annual Capacity With Tech-Driven Production by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:46pm On Feb 24, 2025
Drsmiles:
Dangote will eventually become top 10 in the world’s richest list. He has a perfect blend of politics and business at the highest level possible. 🙌
No be by mouth.

Top 10, howhuh?
TV/MoviesRe: Multichoice Hikes DSTV, GOTV Prices by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52pm On Feb 24, 2025
Wahala for who dey watch DSTV and GoTV
PoliticsRe: A Life In Service: Mamman Vatsa by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:32pm On Feb 24, 2025
chopnaira:
Babagindas best man on his wedding day that he kpaid due to envy.
This man loved Baba o......

You can see it from that first picture.
CrimeRe: 30 Bodies Of Suspected Ritual Killing Victims Found In Abia by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:29pm On Feb 23, 2025
ManirBK:
https://leadership.ng/30-bodies-of-suspected-ritual-killing-victims-found-in-abia/
Chai!

Thirty?!??

And the killers walk free.....

Nigeria really is the unsolved murder capital of the world!
CrimeRe: Gunmen Shoot Pastor, Kidnap 6 Worshippers In Delta Church by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:35am On Feb 23, 2025
immortalcrown:
Abducting only six among the worshipers after raining bullets?

This story is...
So they should've taken them all?

See, even kidnappers have sense and they plan, too.

They know how many people they can manage to hold without drawing suspicion.

They also select based on appearance; clothes, accessories, phones, etc.

There's a reason some people dress poorly when travelling.peoole have been doing so for decades, especially traders.
Christianity EtcRe: Homosexuals Should Be Allowed In Christendom But Not Homosexuality by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:30am On Feb 23, 2025
waternogatenemy:
BUT A THIEF IS ALLOWED IN THE CHURCH, SO IS A MURDERER AND EVEN A RAPIST.


THEY CAN ALL GO TO CHURCH BUT THE CHURCH CONDEMNS THEIR EVIL DEEDS.


THE CHURCH DOESNT DISCRIMINATE ANYBODY, THE GOSPEL JUST WONT CHANGE FOR U.

THEY WILL NOT STOP PREACHING IT BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE OF THE OFFENDERS.

IF ANYTHING THEY WILL FLOG YOU WITH IT.


IF I KNOW YOU ARE A GAY, I WILL MAKE IT A DUTY TO FLOG WITH EVERY DAY WITH BIBLE VERSES.


U MUST REPENT AND LIKEWISE A RAPIST, THIEF, MURDERE.
I think my definition of the world "Church" is different from yours.
Christianity EtcRe: Homosexuals Should Be Allowed In Christendom But Not Homosexuality by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:24am On Feb 23, 2025
peteregwu:
Stop the false narrative. Who told you they are sending homosexuals out of the church? It's just like saying they are sending any jew comer that comes to church out of the church. The point is everyone is welcomed in the church. What they just need to do is listen to the message of the gospel and repent and be born again. And if they don't want to repent, it is left for them.
This topic is a bit controversial.

It's like saying thieves are allowed in Church but not theft.

Just as it's theft that makes a person a thief because they're not thieves if they don't steal, it's HOMOSEXUALITY that makes homosexuals who they are.

Once homosexuality is not allowed in Church, there can be no homosexuals there.

I know some may say one can be homosexual and not practice homosexuality, but that's a fallacy. It's the practice of homosexuality that makes a person homosexual, just as being a believer and follower of Christ makes a person Christian. The day you stop the one is the same day you cease to be the other.

What we should say is, "homosexuals should not be judged and condemned, because God's grace and mercy can save them". Based on this, we can reach out to them, just like everyone else, in the name of Jesus.
PoliticsRe: You’re Always Envied,’ Abacha’s Son Defends Late Father Amid Renewed Criticism by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:01pm On Feb 22, 2025
madridguy:
https://punchng.com/youre-always-envied-abachas-son-defends-late-father-amid-renewed-criticism/
Say what you will, dude, too bad.....but.....HE'S DEAD AS A DOORNAIL! HE CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Babangida knows that, too, so he piled some lies on his head, but they're both villainous peas in a pod.
RomanceRe: Former OOU RCF Leader Marries His Gay Lover (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:59pm On Feb 22, 2025
horlahsunbo225:
I studied at OOu and I know him cos my ex roommate was in microbiology. We are all from the same set
Hmmmmmm......how did he maintain a façade in school, even in Fellowship when he was gay?

Is it that he came out as gay afterwards? I mean, in our secondary school way back when, we had gays and we knew who they were from their mannerisms.
RomanceRe: Former OOU RCF Leader Marries His Gay Lover (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:55pm On Feb 22, 2025
ednut1:
who told you bottoms dont molest? Abeg e don do all these gay terms dey turn my belle 😂
Me too, Bro.....to bad we can't unsee things we've already seen.

This story get as e be sha......
RomanceRe: Former OOU RCF Leader Marries His Gay Lover (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:27pm On Feb 22, 2025
ednut1:
its on instablog too. His name is Jimmy. People in OOU confirmed they knew him

https://x.com/popo_gb/status/1892875129270481354?s=46 This tweet is from someone who knew him in school.

If this guy was in Nigeria he would have married a woman, continued pastor work and be molesting boys in church. People like you will still say its a lie
See his earrings, pink lips and nails......he's the bottom.

The tops are usually the boy molesters......though e for fit dey suck dia small doo-doo, sha.............🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

And meanwhile e go get sisters wey dey crush on am as e dey sing for Uni dat year.......make den go do Thanksgiving now o, because na so den for just marry husband on the Down Low.
TravelRe: Yahoo Boy’s Girlfriend Kills Final-Year Nursing Student While Learning To Drive by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:31pm On Feb 22, 2025
oz4real83:
The car is a proceed of yahoo, in my opinion, corruption, Yahoo crimes, vandalisation of power, railway and telecommunication infrastructures, kidnapping, armed robbery, cultism, sales of fake drugs and fake food items should carry capital punishment embarassed
What of the theft of BILLIONS of Naira that would have changed the lives of Nigerians by poli-thief-cians?
RomanceRe: Australia Most Sexually Active Woman Annie Knight Wants To Settle Down by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:49pm On Feb 22, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
This one that looks like a Mosquito CoiL...🤷🏾‍♂️😰🤷🏾‍♂️😰
Just no near am, make she no siphon ya destiny join the odas wey she don suck dry.....

Remember say na young virgin guys she dey use....haaa!

Dis geh no be ordinary geh o......
PoliticsRe: Buhari Recognized Abiola's 1993 Electoral Victory, Also Apologized To His Family by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:52am On Feb 22, 2025
Mynd44:
The weird part is that the biggest beneficiary of the struggle didn't even care about it yet they are from the same state
A person who grew up with him, fa!

To be fair, though......we might not know what happened in private.
PoliticsRe: IBB Defends Executing Childhood Friend, Family Demands Restitution by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:46am On Feb 22, 2025
Mynd44:
This is IBB's final card. And he used it well.

He might be lying through his teeth but he will retire to his chair and watch you all lose your minds over him once again.
Who gives a FLYING FUHCK?!?!

He has gone down in history as the greatest villain in Nigeria's history!

What of the Gulf War Oil windfall?

Did he talk about that in his pox-ridden book, too?

Those of us who lived through June 12 know how close Nigeria went to collapse.

Those of us who knew when Dele Giwa was killed and heard Kayode Soyinka's account of Dele Giwa saying "this letter must be from the President" shortly before being blown to smithereens remember well!

Those of us who were alive to see the aftermath of the C-130 crash that took out hundreds of officers and one officer's wife remember well!

We remember how bewildered we were that the whole world BEGGED this fiend not to kill Vatsa, but he did.

He can shove his stupid book up his stinking crack!

He's retiring all right, to the grave. He's had his arse literally glued to his chair for years now.
CelebritiesRe: Portable Dragged Away From Court To Avoid Losing His Bail (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:08pm On Feb 21, 2025
NwekeUG:
Portable who has been restricted from speaking on social media following his bail for assault was taken away from the court premises in order to prevent him from losing his bail.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g4C7n_hpkI
Education get wetin e dey cover for pessin body o......
CrimeRe: Yetunde Lawal’s Head Found In Ibadan! Abdulrahman Killed A Goat To Cover Murder by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:37am On Feb 21, 2025
SeverusSnape:
Goes to show that not everyone is actually Human.
They're human, jare!

Like Idi Amin was human.

Like Idi Deby Itno was human

Like Abacha was human.

Like Cecil Rhodes was human.

Like Adolf Hitler was human.

We are all human.

No baby was born and raised on raw human flesh like a lion cub.

We all start life innocent and pure.

It's just that some learn how to become animals.
Car TalkRe: Vehicle Prices Set To Soar As Donald Trump Moves For 25% Tariff by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:28pm On Feb 20, 2025
Shippers better get ready to bring in Japanese vehicles from Pakistan and environs.
TravelRe: 2 Dead After 2 Small Planes Collide Midair In Arizona by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:26pm On Feb 20, 2025
US airspace is something else now o!
FamilyRe: Caught In The Act! Husband Confronts Wife's New Lover (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:00pm On Feb 20, 2025
dustmalik:
It's unwise to be confrontational in this kind of position. But it is good that he recorded them in that position he found them.
Oh, that is fine, but, at this point, a man should prioritise looking out for himself above anything else.
FamilyRe: Caught In The Act! Husband Confronts Wife's New Lover (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:52am On Feb 20, 2025
This is not often wise, o!

Any man who does this is putting his life at risk......risking life and limb for a woman who has completely forsaken you.

What if the guy was a violent maniac and he attacked him, stabbed him or pushed him out of a window?
CrimeRe: Man Calls Out Pastor For Defending Vice Principal Who Impregnated 13-year-old by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:45am On Feb 20, 2025
lomprico:
No be everything whey put pastor in front of their name be pastor.
In fact, hearing "my name is Pastor so-and-so" is a red flag these days.

Coming from a Christian, you know I'm not saying it lightly.
CelebritiesRe: “Nedu Forced Me, Manipulated Me “- Ugochukwu Nwokolo by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:39am On Feb 20, 2025
DyshApp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goTKHc7VlZ0

Nigerian model and beauty pageant titleholder, Ugochukwu Nwokolo, sparks controversy, accusing renowned skit maker, Nedu Wazobia, of coercion and manipulation.

It’s worth noting that Ugochukwu Nwokolo previously appeared as a guest on Nedu Wazobia’s podcast, ‘The Honest Bunch’, revealing poor girls turn him on.


Amid the controversy surrounding Nedu Wazobia, Ugochukwu Nwokolo has made a U-turn, revealing that his previous remarks were due to coercion and manipulation.

In a recent interview, Ugochukwu Nwokolo disclosed that Nedu revealed to him his ownership of ‘The Honest Bunch’ podcast.

Ugochukwu Nwokolo claimed his appearance was scripted, with Nedu Wazobia instructing him to mention controversial critic, Verydarkman, to create a social media buzz.

Furthermore, the beauty pageant titleholder stated that the incident has taken a toll on his mental health.

” Nedu forced and manipulated me. He is obsessed with getting views at the detriment of the guests “,He added.
The two both of dem no well!!!

😡😡😡
CrimeRe: Man Calls Out Pastor For Defending Vice Principal Who Impregnated 13-year-old by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:26am On Feb 20, 2025
Softmirror:
Thought this only happens in the North.
Young girls do have sexual fantasies and they sometimes are attracted to adult men and show their VERY IMMATURE, BASELESS AND UTTERLY MISTAKEN attraction to these men.

Could be they've read a romantic novel or watched some movie and stuff started playing in their heads.

HOWEVER, IT'S THE RESPONSIBILITY OF A STABLE, WISE ADULT MAN TO SAY A CAPITAL NO!!

Back in University, a friend was staying off Campus and was neighbour to a family that had a girl (17-18) who was always hanging around him, entering his room, etc.

He called her one day and gave her a strict warning. In fact, he literally tongue-lashed her.

Guess what? she went to some other guy. My friend visited this guy, caught him on top of her.

She now came back kneeling, weeping and begging him.

One young man said no, another didn't.

Funny......this was in the North.
Foreign AffairsRe: Zelensky Is A Dictator Who Talked The U.S Into A War He Couldn't Win - Trump by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:01pm On Feb 19, 2025
b3llo:
This comedian will be arm twisted into accepting what he stood against.
What did he stand against?

Did you follow the story of this war?

Why even talk to NATO in the first place? Just remain NEUTRAL, a buffer zone between Europe and Russia. That's all!

Imagine Canada joining BRICS and the Eastern Bloc. The US will not only invade, they will overrun Canada!
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Raises Alarm Over ‘City-killer’ Asteroid 2024 YR4 With Lagos In Its Path by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:51pm On Feb 19, 2025
crestedaguiyi:
Small thing like this na him you dey write like na na one big thing.

What's the size of that shit compared to the size of the entire state
It's not the size but the speed.
Science/TechnologyRe: NASA Raises Alarm Over ‘City-killer’ Asteroid 2024 YR4 With Lagos In Its Path by Jeezuzpick(m):
delpee:
When is it projected to land? Prayerfully it lands on the sea.
No one good for land or sea o.

Asteroid land impact

1. Vaporisation at ground zero
2. Shock wave
3. Falling debris
4. Dust cloud

Asteroid sea impact
1. Tsunami

A tsunami can take out all of Lagos Island and part of the mainland, then, depending on where it hits, still go on to wreck Calabar, PH, Bonny, Yanagoa, Brass.....

No one good there, o.

Na make e no touch Earth ni o.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Oyedepo Jnr And Wife Show Us How To Dress To The Gym As Pastors ! by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:46pm On Feb 19, 2025
2cribz:
Don't be shocked to see him snd his wife in hell fire. Baztad scammers who turned church worship to business.idiots
Who exactly is this post meant for?

Those who are going to hell?

After all, one has to be in hell to meet others there.

Do you want to go to hell to test your hypothesis about this young couple?

I advise you don't.

If you haven't, better accept Jesus into your life. The Christian walk is a personal one.

All man dey stand on their own. Nobody dey follow pastor go anywhere. Even pastor go stand on him own.

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