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Crime › Re: Man In Army Uniform Exposed After Failing Soldiers’ Questions (Photos/Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:06am On Aug 29, 2025
RollinTNDA:
But dem no dey question Asake grin grin
Money dey stop nonesense
Is Asake personating a soldier?

That's the question.......I guess, once everyone knows you, there's no point anymore. If WizKid wears camo now, will a soldier start questioning him?

It's unknown people who can impersonate.

If Davido stops you at a checkpoint wearing police uniform, you go dey expect publicity with some giveaways, but if na one Umaru, Sola or Chukwuma wey you no know, you go think say na real policeman.
Health › Re: I Trek Alot, Should I Be Worried For My Old Age Periods..? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:10pm On Aug 28, 2025
blacksam01:
Due to the facts it's my huzling period, and every one naira matters alot..I am in mid 30's

I am frugal with my resources and it makes me trek alot.. infact I cover 2km in trekking daily...

Not typically going on long journeys, but my combined daily short short trek is about 2k..

Should I be worried for my old age..?
Trekking is actually very good for you and helps greatly as you age.

In fact, 2km per day is ridiculously small. What's globally accepted is 10,000 steps per day, which is usually a little above 7km.

Personally, I do a lot more than 7km per day. In fact, before 8am in the morning, I've done more than that
Travel › Re: Elderly Passenger Deplaned For Refusing To Comply With Instructions by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:33am On Aug 28, 2025
mariovito:
No name, no description of the elderly person nor gender.

No information as to the airport where purported incident occured, no information of the airline or flight.

I call BS.
It's your right to call BS.

However,it's also possible that the NCAA learned their lessons from the previous cases (KWAM 1 and the Comfort girl) and kept specifics out of public space to avoid escalation to social media.
Family › Re: Lawyer, Can A Father Lawfully Get Custody Of A Child Born Out Of Wedlock? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:53am On Aug 28, 2025
It can go both ways.

Depends on circumstances.

If the mother is proven as incapable of having custody, or at least less capable than the father, custody is granted to him.

For example, he has a good job, a stable home, and is both capable and willing to provide all the child needs, while the mother is a criminal, abusive, a substance abuser, or is living with such an individual, to the point that the child is deemed unsafe with her, he should get custody.

However, if the mother has raised the child well and comfortably, and the guy just shows up in shorts and t-shirt, thinking he can just yank the child out of the home the mother has provided, he should think again.

I'm fact, a mother can take over custody of a child if the court decides the child is better off with her than the father. It all depends.
Pets › Re: Woman Carries A Lion On The Streets In Kuwait (Throwback Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:11am On Aug 28, 2025
nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axl5z_6KwPM

A throwback video of a woman carrying a lion on the streets of Kuwait has resurfaced again. The video was first shared in 2022. But it's currently trending again.

Such a brave woman!
Toh......shared in 2022.

Very old video that we have seen siiiiince!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Equatorial Guinea Jails Baltasar Engonga For Embezzlement by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:48pm On Aug 27, 2025
grin

Balthazar "Dick'em down" Engonga!

MAH NIGGAH!

He's not doing time for embezzlement.

He's doing time for something else!
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye Faces Criminal Prosecution For Tax Evasion by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:48pm On Aug 27, 2025
DonFreshmoney:
Am I seeing this clearly. N274 Million as tax for a year and N234million the year before.. I will see this as computer error, that means he must be making more than 2 billion yearly for his taxes to be this high..
A lot of people don't know Dino is not your regular career politician.

Someone had told me some years back that he was already rich before joining politics. Even I had my doubts.

Now that it's come out that he's earning that much while being out of office, oya, let the professors come and tell us how he earned taxable income from crime.
Crime › Re: Drama As Motorist Confronts VIO Officers At Mile 2, Lagos Earlier Today (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:11am On Aug 27, 2025
correctguy101:
Reminds me of 2010, at Ojo, on the roads leading to Alaba intl. Market.
One werey driver got naked, jumped into gutter, bath himself properly before chasing the policemen who wanted to arrest him. Come see as olopa dey run... Dem even run leave their vehicle wey dem use chase and block the man... 🤣🤣🤣

I no fit forget that drama. grin
That guy definitely regrets doing that till this day.

Lagos gutter water?!?!?!

He must have gone on Augmentin IV drip for days afterwards!
Celebrities › Re: Trouble In Paradise? Queen Mercy Atang And David Oyekanmi Unfollow One Another by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:53am On Aug 27, 2025
Disclaimer12:
Una don start to make irrelevant people popular, who be these ones again
I swear, even if de wife scatter her husband with AK 47, e no go affect price of common pure water sef.

I wonder at how people actually make it their business to know and follow these nonentities.
Politics › Re: Picture Of Professor Wole Soyinka and President Luna of Brazil by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:01pm On Aug 26, 2025
seunmsg:
https://x.com/woye1/status/1960354712865116583?s=46[/quote]Strangers meeting for the first time don't do this.

They look like old friends.

They must have met before, long ago.
Travel › Re: A Passenger On The Derailed Abuja-Kaduna Train Thanks God, Shares Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:51pm On Aug 26, 2025
Immatex:
Very obvious that poor state of track infrastructure was the cause of this avoidable accident.

The running rails has very little ballast to hold the sleepers.

The Cess is heavily eroded and there are no embankments to protect the tracks from landslides and earth movements.

Train was also not travelling at the appropriate speed for the track conditions.

Total absence of signalling on this tracks.

Gosh, I work as a competent train conductor in England and what I see here is abhorrent and repulsive. We build in Nigeria for an opportunity to loot not for the love of country or citizens otherwise why do we always refuse to factor in safety in our building and operational activities?
You know, I've been wondering: can call this incident "derailment" or a catastrophic failure if the rail tracks?

I've been looking at the pics online since afternoon, and discussing them with fellow engineers.

My conclusion is similar to yours, in summary, badly constructed, poorly maintained tracks.
Travel › Re: Kaduna-Bound Train Derails Near Abuja, Passengers Stranded (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:31pm On Aug 26, 2025
maddman:
But people get mind o... Just look at the rickety thing they entered in the name of train undecided
Meanwhile Buhari don check out.

Only Amaechi remain to shalaye
Politics › Re: Nigeria Top 12 Most Preferred State To Relocate To — Statisense by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:06pm On Aug 26, 2025
kettykin:
Wow so Oyo is preferred to the FCT ,Rivers state,
Delta state, AkwaIbom in terms of relocation .

And kwara is having a higher relocation index than Rivers state. This is getting interesting.

And Lagos is not even in the list.
How Lagos wan take enter the list?

If na for rowdiest states, now .....
Politics › Re: Anambra Awards ₦386M Contracts To Firm That Was 6 Days Old At Bid Closure by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:02pm On Aug 26, 2025
tuborme:
Soludo is a disaster that has happened to Anambra State. We have been saying it from time immemorial that the dude is irredeemably bad.
Is he not out-performing Obi again?

At least corruption should be a criterion for suitability for elective office, where the more corrupt politicians win.

Not saying this is ideal, but, it reflects the stark reality in our current Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Julius Malema Calls For 1 Africa: 1 President, 1 Currency, 1 Parliament, 1 Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:09pm On Aug 25, 2025
seppuku:
You must be confusing him with Gayton Mckenzie of the Patriotic Alliance.
Who doesn't know Julius Malema?
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: I'm Getting Closer To Departure Lounge by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:41pm On Aug 25, 2025
Walai:
Yar'adua was the best Governor and best Presidential material of his time.
He is the only Governor apart from PO that saved and handed over huge money to his successor with zero debt. Go and check his records in Katsina state.
If Yar'adua contests Presidential election today, I will vote for him.
Besides, Yar'Adua was from North Central as against Atiku from North East.

I'm not sure it was so much an OBJ thing as it was a PDP thing. Of course, one will not discount what you said about their (OBJ and Atiku's) falling out. You're very correct about that.

As for me, I just can't help thinking an Atiku presidency would be a disaster for Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: I'm Getting Closer To Departure Lounge by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:38pm On Aug 25, 2025
9jatriot:
But again what were his other options from the North?
Between the "puppets" and the dragons who now ravage the country, which ones do you prefer now?
Politics › Re: Obasanjo: I'm Getting Closer To Departure Lounge by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:37pm On Aug 25, 2025
Biodun556:
https://leadership.ng/im-in-hurry-to-see-nigeria-rise-getting-close-to-my-departure-lounge-obasanjo/
It's a blessing to grow old.

Old folks have time to reflect on their doings, repent, make amends, find peace.

Baba is getting ready to go. That's the way it is.
Christianity Etc › Re: Artist Goes Viral For Drawing Bishop Oyedepo Live At AYAC 2025 (Photos/Video) by Jeezuzpick(m):
JASONjnr:
Lol.......

How they worship men who claimed God told them things.

The other one keeps selling heavenly properties on earth...would probably rent out heaven one day to the highest bidder.
It was a youth programme.

People came to showcase their talents.

This guy came to show his own, what's your problem?

Can he draw Tinubu?

No be DSS go slap am comot?

Calm down, jare!

Any small thing, you'll be castigating pastors.....which office is Bishop oyedepo occupying?

Did he take loan that you now have to pay?

Talk to people that you elected to office, you no fit, na pastor's wey no force anybody to bring money you go dey open mouth like agbero wey dey call "Osho-Iyana-Ipaja-Ile-epo!!" for 5 am.

Abeg leave them with their flex.

If you're a child of God, serve Him and read the Bible for yourself......leave others and focus on Jesus for yourself.

If you're not, you're on your own. Enjoy yourself, but don't stink up public spaces with your malcontent.
Romance › Re: HELP!! A Tomboy Is In Love With Me by Jeezuzpick(m):
RollinTNDA:
We are in the same drama group in church at university. She is the group leader but she dress like guy with cap and all that.

She soon started being close to me and it became obvious that she was in love with me. But she wowo God forgive me. With pimples on her face.

Somebody said if a Tomboy is attracted to a guy. That means the guy looks feminine or gay.

Is this true

Google Image used for illustration
Doesn't matter how she dresses.

Tomboy or not, she's an obvious heterosexual. That's why she likes you, a guy. She might be bisexual, tho.......you may discover that down the line, if you get close to her.

However, that's not gonna happen, since you don't like her. Just ease her off, or get someone to do it for you.

After all, na church tins, you dey safe. Drama Coordinator fit epp you.

There's a pretty pumpkin at my workplace, dey too do, dey eye me. She's a small girl. I fit born am as pikin sef (yeah, I'm GenX, she's obviously GenZ) I'm married. Who wants to create hell for himself?

So, I just frown back at her, and mumble a reply when she says hello. I'm sure that's enough.

You could go that route, or just get your leader to help out, since na Church. Plenty Bible verses go flow.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Over 60 People Killed, Nearly 300 Injured In 24 Hours As Israel Bombards Gaza… by Jeezuzpick(m):
E no reach pipu wey bandits don off for Naija in one day before. If you no cry for dat matter, come dey cry for Gaza, just judge yourself.
Family › Re: Man Wins $273 Million Lottery Jackport Straight After His Wife Divorced Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:39am On Aug 25, 2025
Therock5555:
If I be the wife, if we no reconcile, make I know wetin happen..

I go involve juju, Marabout, blackmail plus the God given things between my legs....

That money must be chopped...
If I be de man, I go go fortify myself spiritually, get court restraining order against the woman, still hire ex-marines as bodyguards with one primary mission: keep her away from me.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Arrives Brazil For Two-Day State Visit (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:20am On Aug 25, 2025
When did he leave Japan for Brazil?

August 22, abi?

When did he arrive?

August 25.

How.many days be Japan-Brazil flight?

Shay Presidential Jet dey do 48-hour layover no?
Politics › Re: Julius Malema Calls For 1 Africa: 1 President, 1 Currency, 1 Parliament, 1 Army by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:48am On Aug 25, 2025
OLAADEGBU:
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Malema argued that Africa, with its 54 sovereign states, vast mineral wealth, and human capital, has the potential to become an economic powerhouse if united.
The Xenophobe-in-Chief of Xenophobia Inc. calling for unity with us, while his people kill.our people.

Julius is a politician, after all.
Crime › Re: Nigeria Police Repatriate Wanted Chinese Gang Leader, Dai Qisheng by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:16am On Aug 25, 2025
ChristoBam:
Lol he thinks he's safe enough in Abuja. Go wan live life small. I'm actually wondering how they got to him. Must have given his location out to someone close.
You don't think China has intelligence officers here?

Forget o! Once Chinese Embassy dey, intelligence officers must dey, as CIA sef must dey for US embassy.

INTERPOL also dey.
Crime › Re: Nigeria Police Repatriate Wanted Chinese Gang Leader, Dai Qisheng by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:13am On Aug 25, 2025
Imagine, a Triad Boss, in Nigeria!

Our loose immigration rules that bend like rubber band, allowing criminals to waltz into our country and assign them MOPOL to be holding their umbrella......
Crime › Re: Osun: Woman Dies Mysteriously At Boyfriend’s House by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11am On Aug 25, 2025
DUTY:
my lawyer always tell me that whatever crime I wanna commit, make I no let woman kpai for my house. Na serious case.
Better have an ambulance on standby before any girl comes to visit you then, or just don't entertain female visitors.
Family › Re: Do You Still Have This Basket In Your Kitchen? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:42pm On Aug 24, 2025
MistyDense:
I swear, no be small maggots and some black black tiny living tins dey dey under that basket o.
U need to be removing the plates and be washing the entire basket from time to time
Yes o......those black things......maybe mosquito larvae or pupae
Family › Re: Do You Still Have This Basket In Your Kitchen? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:22pm On Aug 24, 2025
MistyDense:
This is a very funny basket for plates.

When you're in a rush to eat, finding spoon in that basket can be a daunting task.
You can over a hundred spoons in there, but may not be able to get one while you're rushing. This is because there is a certain spot within the basket that the spoons go to hide, thereby making it difficult to access them.

It can be annoying some times.

Share your thoughts on this.
When dish racks don dey?

But this basket sha.........the funny thing is, the water drains to the bottom, and stays there. If it's not emptied daily, gross things can show up there.

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