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JuanXXx:
So someone close to me died and her body was deposited at the morgue and luckily for me, the place is just a few step from my friends place ( I often sleep there).

Got there, I meet the attendant and it was only one guy on duty. I was sho, only you dey manage all dead body here, na boss you be oo.

I was leading the way and he told me to wait outside while he enter first and signal for me to come later.
I sha allow him to lead and wait at the reception with my friend( baba dey fear give excuse).

Few minute, he told me to come and I obliged. Omo corps was littered everywhere. Normal local morgue oo. Formalin was used to persevere all of them and they are all of different size and shape. I knew I was going there to see some cadavers, but when I got there, a different reality was dawn on me. If is should count they should be more than 400. He showed me her body and I told him okay let's go. I spent less than 2 minutes, not because I was afraid but the stench be killing me.
After that incidence, I see life from different perspectives. Like, at the end of the day we all equal. Omo, there is no class or status there. Everyone is equal, naked and laying next each other...

Just try to enjoy life while you are alive, try all your possible best to be happy with/without drug. Spread the happiness, if na joint share am and food or update.

I remember my cousin telling me of his morgue visit when his Mom (my aunt) died.

The attendant showed him a corpse and said: "this one was a 'Kabiyesi' (a king)".

A very sobering story.

SoNature:
Insensitive? Yes!

You can accuse him of being flippant and stolid at the same time because he doesn't know where to and where not to crack jokes.

Bitter? No

Akpabio isn't a bitter person, please. God has really blessed him so he has no reason to be bitter.

You might have said same about Evans if you didn't know he was a kidnapper!

I'm sure you were among those celebrating Hushpuppi and Invictus Obi before they got caught!

Someone stole billions and this is what you say?

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Only-foreign-borrowing-can-save-naira-clear-CBN-debts-EIU

Den take stupid leaders and stupid voters swear for us ni?

What happened to producing and exporting?

immortalcrown:
Na poor engineering cause am.

Poor engineering or NO engineering?

I hope you know that a lot of these people don't hire engineers?

VeryWickedMan:
Nonsense.

Russian subs carrying SATAN-II missiles will detect and end this crap within minutes.

Putin is my President not Tinupupu.

Do you even know what you're saying?

Before a sub can gain the proper depth and trim to launch a SAM, the F-35 will be over 100 km away!

Do you know how fast those guys fly?!?!

Imagine what a surgical 0.3 kiloton strike can do? It can decapitate an entire country (wipe out it's government) with little collateral damage, which means the US will have less on their conscience if they decide to use it.

Well, Russia and China may not need to worry, it's Iran who should be concerned.

That is, until a hypersonic ASM (Air-to-Surface Missile) is finally achieved, then we should all be concerned.

Martinsmine:
Agriculture and biology with lots of drawing

It's like you didn't do organic Chemistry?

With all the Carbon chains (single bonds, double bonds, triple bonds), benzene rings and different classes of compounds (hydrocarbons, alkanals, alkanols, alkanones, alkyl alkanoates, etc) and reactions.....like saponification, dimerization, polymerization, halogenation.....

Chai!

De note loooooong diiiiiiie!!

They don't have their priorities right.

Brats spoilt silly whine when their milkshakes are not cold enough.

They should try a place where even clean water is unavailable to drink.

Duelee:
Anybody here knows a way I could be the next to fight AJ or any other in line? Don't tell me to walk or fight my way up. I wanna be madly beaten just to pocket 10 million dollars afterwards, live happily ever after with atleast one or two missing teeth. Okay, I don't care if they knocked out half of my teeth!

Call me with the number on my signature

Bruh, all it'll take is one "Big Right Hand" and you won't even enjoy the $10m, because you'll have your brains scrambled.

One punch and a 6'4" UFC Heavyweight Champion turned to jelly.

What do you think will happen to you?

TechCapon:
Instead of nganu to focus on his game he was busy flirting with Kim Kardashian. He should have walked away with 50m now

I'm not sure that's how it works.

Fighters usually walk into the ring knowing what they'll earn, win or lose.

Sometimes, losers earn more than winners.

It's all about what contract was signed to make the fight happen.

Besides, there was no chance of Ngannou beating AJ.

None whatsoever.

LocalFARMERS:
In the past, the only thing that gives a typical Fulani Youth joy is listening to music and dancing to the music. In the past, Fulani Youths are known for holding a Radio set anywhere they go.

This is the best way to enjoy life and have fun. A typical Fulani Youth keeps long afro hair. He hangs a Comb on his hair. Some of them plait their hair.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I1TnZOzItw

You guys refuse to understand that there are different Fulani groups.

These ones pictured here still exist. Go to Nupeland in Kwara State, you'll see them.

I was on a road trip with an expatriate colleague a few years back, and he wanted to smoke, so he asked me to stop (I was driving).

We were there by the road, he was doing his thing and we were gisting, when fulanis passed with their cows. One young man among them walked up to us and asked for a smoke. The expat gave him a cigarette and lit it for him. He smiled, thanked us, and left.

The other group?

The ones on a mission?

They showed up en-masse a few years ago. They're heavily armed (these other guys only carry sticks and knives, but please where did the killers get AKs from?) and you can be sure they're sponsored to cause trouble.

Do you know Fulanis farm?

One tried to hire our truck to carry his guinea corn from his farm, many years ago.

This reminds me of a friend and classmate, a Fulani chieftain, who told us once that he was afraid of going to his farm!

It's not like all Fulanis changed overnight.

The so-called "bad eggs" are sponsored and trained killer squads, and they're here on a mission.

meobizy:
Not surprising. Boxers throw better punches while MMA fighters lack boxing-style head movement.

Tyson Fury is a boxer......

What happened there?

Still baffled, BTW.

Racoon:
Fanatic terrorists are already in government all over

Yeah, right.....

Once they kicked out the French, the terrorists woke up.....

JAMO84:
The director thought him a few words, he couldn't speak the language.

So he was also taught how to react to the words like he understood them, abi?

Forkthiefnubu:
I don’t believe this , these are machined in modern factories , ordinary keke that we assemble still looks like 19th century machines

Guns are relatively easy to build compared to vehicles!

How many moving parts do they have?

Since politicians won't starve, it's business as usual.

It's no myth that the FG can snuff bandits out in a month if they choose to.

Forget obsolete planes from the west.

Go to South Africa, get some grizzled Afrikaner badass mofos, pay them well upfront, airdrop them on the bandits and let them go crazy.

Nbote:
Omo this Wigwe was a silent achiever and hugely connected.

Hugely connected because:

1. He was loaded with the good stuff. He had a stack of Benjamins.

2. He helped people who could help him back.

When will we hear of the widows and fatherless he helped?

True kindness is helping people you may never, ever, meet again.

judatech:
Nigerian lawyer...care-giver for Yankee...
5 years of schooling in Nigeria...
What's a caregiver called in Nigeria Abeg?
Nigeria happened to her!

She was gonna get her chance to practice in the UK.....she wasn't doomed to be a carer for life.

I'm sure she wouldn't have left if she didn't have the dream of practicing law in the UK.

santaclaws:
They've been selling noodles in nylon like this for as long as I can remember, same way they sell broken/deformed ice cream cones... It's usually students that buy and eat them as snacks.

Some of these are leftover products from the factories that produce them and some are from distributors who discard damaged noodles that way.

The above isn't to deny that lots of Nigerians are passing through hardship during this period, it's just to shed more light on it as it's not a new development.

Agreed!

At least 17 years ago, I knew of a guy (student) who somehow used to get noodle crumbs (I think from the factory) in a bag and carried it to school to stir it like semolina.

PastorOlokonla:
What has he done!

If you kick me out of the house, you won't see me again in this life. I will simply move on without complaining or looking back and leave everything for you.

I will only give you one chance to fck up with me and you will never have a second chance.

I simply don't forgive and I will still be smiling with you.
He get men wey women fit try that with.

I also will not wicked or treat my wife bad.

Simple!

Kick me out, kẹ̀?

More like setting me free!

I'll just look for another country and jápa from rédereède.

VeryWickedMan:
Mumu
Only a simp gets married

I will say this a billion times cuz it's true

Hmmmm......who raised you, your Mom or your Dad?

If they both raised you as a married couple, from the bolded.....well....a close relative of yours is a simp.

post=128792680:
What Is Really Happening Inside This ENUGU NIGERIA

Fixed!

ijustdey:
https://punchng.com/employers-reject-fgs-expatriate-employment-levy/?amp

Lots of companies employ useless "expatriates", bringing in plumbers, carpenters and mechanics to Nigeria and labelling them "Engineers".

I encounter these people all the time and in most cases I know that I can do the job better than them. Yet, they earn many times what Nigerians can dream of earning.

Fineman2:
https://www.facebook.com/100064510789073/posts/pfbid02LPdi37BPpmznhVP6qA2BP9N8SUJFucceLA2jm4sXGpfRKKg9uwMvohCQpkqNMigul/?app=fbl

Just carry your child and go.

The marriage was a scam.

Nairalander248:
Chanchangi Airlines, Flyaero Airlines I don't see them again

I used Flyaero before paid 5k during their promo book ahead promo. Omo Chanchangi almost kill us one time.

Kabo Air.

Mccullum:
Good job from the forces.

You mean these people who do catch-and-release like that NatGeo fisherman?

GboyegaD:
Still wondering why we are trying to marry culture with religion.

Okay, so what culture would allow a man to marry a woman when not a single one of her family shows up?

Certainly not any Nigerian culture.

OneCandleAway:
R.I.P

Let's use this to learn to care for ourselves.

Ear proper diet, manage your health issues well especially if you're battling an illness. Obj is diabetic but takes care of himself.

How many Nigerians can afford the level of care OBJ has?

How many can afford the "proper diet"?

Bruh......some illnesses that can be treated or managed in other parts of the world are death sentences here in Nigeria.

Anyone who believes this is a coconut head.

olax02:
J.J OKOCHA

He's not a coach.

He's not even interested.

What he wants us to do is keep blowing money on BetKing

NewsOnlinePlus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld3dde8ghKE?si=72zzyalJKYf9KTym

Nollywood actor Daniel Etim-Effiong, speaks on his sex life as he says he can have sex every day because of his high libido.

He went on to say that he can even wake up from a deep sleep, and still be prepared to have a sexual encounter.

The actor during a recent interview on Off Air episode featuring Toolz and Gbemi claimed to have a strong libido because he is a Calabar man.

Using his own life as a point of reference, Daniel Etim-Effiong responded; “I am a Calabar man, it means that my libido is quite high.

I could be sleeping and you can wake me up at any time and I’m ready so I can have sex every day.”

I haven't seen Daniel since School.

I knew him back then, and I can't believe he's saying this stuff.

Anyways, people change.....or, just maybe, I didn't know him as much as I thought.....?

Massiveglory:
I hope this fire brigade approach will not land naira to 3000 to a dollar.
Is this the way to attract investors?
This fire brigade approach could give you tempoary reliefs but greater problems.

I should think this approach and strength should be tailored more into shifting Nigeria from a consuming nation to a producing nation and strengthening institutions to curb corruption to bearest minimum begining from the top.

If you the leave root of the problem in the nation and begin to cut off the branch with all your strength, it is more of using a basket to fetch water.

These are thieves, not investors.

Though, I must say Nigerians are likewise involved.

Just like us to turn something good into a chance for evil.

blazer2018:
With the look of things, the fast metabolism seem to be the issue. We will seek further consultations with doctors to rule out any medical issue, then maybe incorporate your advice if he's in the clear medically. Thanks alot

Metabolism slows down by itself with age.