₦airaland Forum

LyfeJennings:
I have an uncle
He is stark illiterate
He has over 400 houses and 53 filling stations, 10 mega filling stations
Tell me if I be woman how I no go marry am

what is the name of that your uncle

How a thing starts....matters a lot. Sometimes it's easy to predict the end of a thing through its beginning. Sometimes, the unpredictable can happen too. Life no balance.

But from a personal view, approaching a stranger with the intent to woo is awkward, and something I won't subscribe to. Mutualism is the soul of any good relationship. Ok, a guy likes a girl who's a total stranger and builds some nerves to approach her. The next question is, does she have the same feelings for him? ........Alright. I get it now. The guy would impress her with what he's got till she falls for him......Foolish peopt

I no sabi for una, but I dey fall for who don fall for me. As for the emotional and romantic gamblers, only God can help them. As far as attraction and romance is concerned, if it doesn't happen naturally, I don't even give it a half-thought

blingxx:
Rest

Una sabi fall hands eh

blingxx:
After checking that profile pic .... I'm starting to think nairaland is really blessed

Blessed with what? The way una dey act like say una never see woman before eh

Flamemignon1:
Dude,I never asked for a lengthy anecdote about any of their lives,I'm just letting you know their masculinity isn't in question if they both come out but It was nice to know it's because Puyol isn't really a social media person

You needed the lengthy anecdote, whether you like it or not. Puyol that isn't public about anything...would now come to reveal his controversial sexuality.

He has admitted that it's a joke, and you MUST believe it, whether you like it or not

Flamemignon1:
You do realize that there are gay men that are even hypermasculine than both of them right?

First and foremost, Puyol isn't the social media type. He's a private person. When Barca was in crisis, he had very few views about what was happening at the club. Some oher ex-captains would have blabbed. Someone who wasn't public about Barca's crisis, how do you expect me to believe that he'd be unguarded about his controversial sexuality? Puyol isn't even the type that would court controversy for attention. That's why he has pulled off from it.

He has said it's a clumsy joke between him and Cassilas, and I believe him hook, line and sinker. If there are hypermasculine men that are gay, that's their biz. My captain is not gay

hkidola00:
Barca fan

Yes of course

chukkystar:
They were doing a test. It's the feed back they were looking for. The world is not ready for Gay Footballers. That is an agenda that they will finally succeed in pushing though

My brother you sabi jare. Gayism is still a taboo worldwide, and their little "drama" just depicted that. But for someone to tell me that Cassilas and Puyol are gays, especially the latter, guy I already see that person as mad. If na person wey I fit beat talk that nonsense near me, walahi im must collect. Even God Almighty would have a hard time convincing me if the rumors are actually true

See as these two legends just use the whole world dey catch cruise

E no get wetin person wanted tell me. Carles Puyol can never be gay. How can you see such an alpha male and think he's gay? Abeg make una talk another thing.

TonyBby:
Do you know when most people blame him whenever he concedes simple shitty goals, I just smile.
When he was first signed to CITY, he can save wonderful shots, but as the system changed, he became a player instead of shot stopper.
He lost his form as a shot stopper, if guardiola wanted shot stopper he would have sold him off a long time ago, but the play from back, drop balls and assist is what guardiola loves.

True talk. Same way Victor Valdes was also in his team during his time as Barca's manager. Pep loves ball-playing keepers

michlins:
[code][/code] bring your facts and source please sir

Bring wetin? Oga I no get abeg. No kidnap me

zed7:
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Little boy. Lol. Lemme humor you and show you just one account balance. Not even assets. It's coming down soon
This is just ordinary me, not to talk of where men are. You are just wretched and it's affecting you.

Oga, use your head. This guy fit be kidnapper wey dey find target using this thread as a guise. Ignore him!

michlins:
lol

29ml average Igbo man. Same Anambra State I live in where I meet and interact with same folks daily

Guy, it's bad enough that you just picked details from a webpage and made a thread out of it on NL without independently verifying the information therein. Don't make it worse by refusing to use your brain at all even when the falsity of this thread has been exposed to you.

Again, Nigerians are not this poor

michlins:
average middle class in Nigeria is worth more than 29ml?

Jisos!!!

If you have $1000, you're very much rich. Question is, how many people in Nigeria are worth $1000. Shey person being paid #100,000 in Nigeria is considered to be earning well?

How many years will you earn 100,000 to make 29ml?

You folks don't understand the reality of people of Nigeria and how many people are poor

Oga, people are not that poor here. Find another thing talk

toujurs:
You think everything is about sex. You can build business relationship too, if it's only sex that is in your head.

Build wetin? With a total stranger that you don't even know if she's working, let alone if she's in the same line of business with you. Tell this sh!+ to the birds .

Abeg no dey quote me. Dog wey wan loss no dey hear hunter whistle. Do what you wish

SerendipityHIGH:
You are still wet behind the ears and obviously with low esteem and testesterone.

You can't even try it because you lack game and confidence.

You dey behind your phone screen dey cap nonsense. Abeg getat

SerendipityHIGH:
You sound dull oga and lack game.

No big deal in approaching women randomly.

You obviously haven't had lots of them

No big deal in approaching random babe? Why una come dey complain about random billing?

Umu anuohia

christianjoy:
you are a real nigga sometimes to argue with people for here go drain you as if person get body pain.

Brother man I don comot body for dem. To each his own

ExudeLoveToAll:
You know this is a forum where people engage themselves and you are having such extreme opinion with those who don't agree with you.

Make your assertion and let others exude theirs, everyone mustn't toe in same bearing.

This life is simple if we all make it so.

Brother na me f##k up. I forget say all man no go wise for this life. There must always be foolish ones. I don comot body for the argument

[quote author=toujurs post=117201689]You are a bush man, you say wetin? It's women that go after men, like seriously? Like wtf!! Are you being serious right now? I don't blame you, it seem you live in the village, you aren't exposed to modern life. That is why.

People meet everywhere, in the mall, cinema, market, church, every where. You can continue with the local life, and girls you go after. I'm not saying a lady shouldn't go after a man, but it shouldn't be a lady thing. [/]See who dey exposed to modern life . Oga bye bye. Anywhere you see anything on skirt, follow am sharparly .

toujurs:
How is that being smart, why can't the lady say no, i don't give my number to strangers. But she prefer to lead the guy on, so she can extort money from him. Omo look ehn karma comes hard o! You think you are misleading the guy but you don't know, it's bad luck you are attracting to yourself, you are attracting negativity, depression, and all the evil and wicked things in life.

It's a pity, that the guy you would now like, will be the one to make a fool of you, breaking your heart to pieces without looking back. Big time in a way you might never recover from, for a very long period of time.

If you don't like a guy, and dude ask for your number, tell him no. It's simple. It's better to wade off, negativitu from your life, so God blessings can locate you. Most of you ladies are daft, thinking it's a smartness. It's poverty that makes you girls render yourselves to such behaviour. How much is what you want to ask from him, that you can't buy it for your self, if you have a job. Emancipate yourself from poverty mentality.

Oga, na insult just full your body. But you still never receive sense. In the first place, why you go approach random girl dey ask for her number? Like for what? What if she's a ritualist looking for a catch? Na so you go present yourself on a platter of gold free of charge?

The conclusion of the matter be say, if you see fine girl, bone am go your way. This is 21st century. Na women dey chase men now. But you never sabi wetin dey sup because you still dey dull, and unnecessary insults just full your body for nothing

Maysdevices:
My brother. I weak o.

They asked a question but don’t want to hear the answer.

It’s just like why we women wonder why men cannot only sleep with one woman for the rest of his life. I tell my girls it’s evolution and polygamy has been a part of men for a long time so you can’t blame men. We women have posed ourselves as objects.

Naturally a human will try to acquire as many objects as they can. I can’t say this to women, they will bash me just as much as these clueless guys are bashing me now.


I get insults just like this too. I wonder why people ask questions if they’re not ready to hear the truth.

Na small pikin dey worry dem. E go surprise you say na under-18 dey hide behind screen dey insult you

Maysdevices:
It is men like you that women fall over themselves for.

Why profess love to a random stranger? How many girls profess love for you that you should give them that gift for free. Interest should spontaneously mutual if you hope to find true love.

That's the thing, but I think my folks are emotionally and psychologically dull. How do I stress myself starting a conversation with someone I don't know? On what valid ground?

Sincerely, I don't blame the ladies, because if someone of the opposite gender walks up to me and profess love and obsession, and unfortunately I don't feel the same way for that person....well I will really struggle with the temptation of taking undue advantage of that person. Because a person who goes about professing affection to strangers who isn't interested in such person, is subtly telling the other person that he/she wishes to be taken advantage of. That's just the plain truth

Fineman2:
The truth is that you can meet your partner anywhere.

Lies. Fallacy. I don't even know how these guys do it. You just walk up to a total stranger and start telling her how you are attracted to her and want her to be close to you. Like how can a reasonable person do this?

Shaa, maybe I have been lucky with women because I had good looks. But even if I wasn't good looking, that technique still doesn't make sense. First time I tried it with a girl I was fancying at the time, I really felt awkward. Like it's as stupid as anything. Girl gave me her number, but I never called for a day. Wetin I wan even dey talk with her? I think she was disappointed because one of her friends later told me that I'm weird....that I started something I couldn't finish. She no sabi say I dey even blame myself too for even starting the nonsense in the first place.

I have had wonderful relationships in the past with beautiful ladies, and presently I'm with one too. I don't remember walking up to any of them to profess love. All of them just started spontaneously

Maysdevices:
Men should keep singing about them and drooling like dogs. Then wondering why they feel so entitled.

Keep asking questions.


LOL.

Madam, no follow anybody talk again. I bin dey think say these nigg@s get sense, but I now know I'm wrong. Person wey say one single lie dey for wetin you talk....make God punish that person severely with Delilahs wey go chop dem and their destiny join. May they never amount to anything in life, since they have chosen to reject truth. Amen and Amen�

Buddha3:
Omoh, I've accepted to bear the "bad belle" tag abeg. Most times I simply ignore watching the youtube videos once I see that his logo stamped on it.

Be like him babe dey lie give am say him voice sweet abi e too sabi do oratory. Bastard be ruining fine videos with unnecessary explanations!

Guy why you dey vawulent like this?

Samfloxin:
Pretenders do the worse

True talk. In the same vein, all man for himself, God for us all

Samfloxin:
Stop talking as if you are God. If your parents can afford to take you to higher institution, some parents don't. Some youths have the brain but have none to sponsor them

Oga no dey whine yourself. Man no be God. True talk. Oya enter orphanage or motherless babies' home go find wife na. Women go say their kind of man na person wey be all-rounder for everything, from wealth to social status to physical appearance. E reach una turn, una follow only fine face, big booby and yansh?

Dey there dey cap nonsense

Samfloxin:
If you want to train a girl in the higher institution,marry her completely. If she disagrees,leave her ,She has ulterior motive

I no dey even understand my fellow men thinking sef. Seriously, many men lack standard when it comes to relationship with the opposite sex. Oga, it is somewhat silly to train a lady in school, whether you marry her or not. Why will I train a fellow adult in school? Abi I follow the Papa f##k the mama when dem dey born pikin wey dem no fit train?

Wetin go even attract you to girl wey no go school to reasonable level? Bre*sts and yansh

DroppingLiquid:
Banks commit financial crime all the time. In a country like Nigeria, it's nothing for them.

Me I tire o. What will happen if they sell to black markets? Im go carry cane go flog Emefiele? [center][/center]

ZombieNation:
Olofo and SWIFT network is controlled by BIS which all Central Bank regulated merchant banks operate with it.

You can't have access to swift if you are not regulated by central bank which is under the BIS.

Russian Central bank were cut off from this platform by the BIS.

I can not send money to or from Russia using SWIFT.

Why are you people so daft.

Is the SWIFT platform available to anyone outside the CBN merchant bank regulation?

Idiots everywhere.

The boy just dey amaze me. He clearly doesn't understand what the Central Bank represents in any jurisdiction. So money can pass from UBA to Chase Morgan and vice versa? Just like that?