₦airaland Forum

banjicom:
Ok, so while i was meditating today, something came into my mind from nowhere, and this was how i would die? So i got a little curious if people ever think that how will they die? So let's have some discussion apart from making money. How do you think you will die?

with guns blazing


on sick bed holding wifey's hands plus great grand kids, grandkids and kids by each side of the bed, telling them how I enjoyed my days here on Earth and how my funeral shouldn't be elaborate just simple with a tree planted on the day I'm buried.

fear of divorce

Na till rapture ,do us part o

DenreleDave:
Most times it's a case of infatuation or lust more dan love.& it wears off after the sex.love is based of more than sex,(tho sec is very important) but there are other important factors uld probly only find out after the sex.


I feel as if this thread up here is in favour or ladies. They are trying to paint men as the evil one, meaning afywr sex, we leave a relationship. But ladies, trust me, they will never tell you the truth.

Why do ladies cheat after they realise that there boyfriend is broke or going broke?

Lillyval, RedCreme21
FCBboy, HMarshal
Sandra8, frozen70
MissGhosted, jgoldie
Onyi22, GrabHisBalls
Obontami, HannahHitler

Point of correction, not all ladies bro.

You never jam better woman that na why, even here on Nairaland good ones de but them no plenty and prefer being left alone.

theodara001:
I want to start up a savings scheme and I'm thinking of using piggvest or cowrywise. Please, how authentic are they?

go for Rosabon, u even get a chance to win monies via a draw but other benefits without your savings been touched and you get your money back as at when she due plus interest

Manadan0000:
I'm an average graduate still managing and hustling for a better job, my salary is 45-50k. I stay alone & pay my bills plus other responsibilities.

I've been into failed relationships in the past from my woman cheating, fucking around or being a gold digger. Lately i started having trust issues and as am typing right now I've only toy gfs or flings with no feelings attached, i only call them when i need to charge my battery, i ll
make them laugh and be like when ll u come see me now, then somehow they come and we arrange each other & that's all, annoying part is most of this girls Bleep around & i find out, my problem is am too smart that i find out easily if a woman is fucking around. hence i can't say i want to settle with any of this girls for a serious relationship, i really want to live a responsible life, ve my own woman but irresponsible girls everywhere.

Lately one i just started dating a lady i so much adore, after spending our first day and night together, she got home next day and called to ask for 3k, i told her honestly i don't ve that cash at the moment but maybe nextweek, since that day she started avoiding me & infact she has refused to see me since then.

The irony of the whole thing is i spend more than this on my guy friends & feel it's normal but giving a woman money is like being dupe, i gave a lady who came to my place yesterday 300naira for transport fare because from her place to mind is just 100naira, the eye she looked at me but this dude don't give a Bleep ;Dmind you she's fucking a guy who's my neighbor but we both pretended not to know.
I've lost so many relationship because of money because i feel am about to be duped, i only had few serious relationship in the past and i spend on average, because they deserve it and also spend on me as well.

The moment a lady ask me for money, airtime for sub that's the end, i don't care if u re testing me because if i ask lady to come sleep with me as a test am sure she ll not oblige.
Infact a lady came to myhouse last weekend and i subtracted all the money i spent entertaining her from what i intended to give her for tfare. (malt-200naira, snacks-200, she used data for over 30mins through hotspot- 200naira, she used my perfume 100naira..her change is remaining 300naira so i gave her 300naira while she was leaving). She got home and started giving me attitude.

Infact one of my ex we ve been really chating well and getting along but the day i saw please send me money, that's the last time we chatted since July this year.
Wait guys am i really stingy

Bro go for the feminists, they won't ask or make demands at least pride won't let them

Expert17:
Dey dnt tackle Lukaku abi..................

ibrahimovic is coming to Ac milan dis january, and he s gonna score more goals dan ronaldo in serie A dis season.

I'm talking about comparing getting goals in the serie A and the la liga sir

adewest1999:
compensatory award.......we dey talk of Balloon D'OR you dey talk of seria A

All na make Ronaldo no die of thinking

Racking up goals in serie A ain't that easy bro, almost all players on a serie A team loves to tackle

onyi2059:
Why castigating her for been a single mother? nice one by her to take legal action

miss Ukraine not Mrs Ukraine

not because she is a single mother but because she was married

Illuminatus:
Done it yet? Did it work? Cheaper?

Run away , it's has scam written all over it. I tried meself

inyangprincew:
Alum blocks are made of natural potassium alum, a material found on rocks in areas of weather and oxidation which has antiseptic and astringent qualities. Alum blocks are used by many for healing minor nicks and cuts from shaving. Another popular use is as an aftershave treatment. It can help fight razor burn, improve skin tone, prevent ache, and kill germs. Alum blocks are typically small, rock like blocks which look clear to milky. They can last for up to two years, even with daily use.

Using an Alum Block as an Aftershave Treatment
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Using an Alum Block as an Aftershave Treatment
Purchase an alum block. Alum blocks are becoming more common in the US. You can now find them at many drugstores and beauty supply stores. If you're not sure where to look, ask an employee. [1]
You can also purchase an alum block online. Typically, they cost around $20. Many people consider this a good investment, as an alum block can last for years.
Make sure to purchase a block that is pure alum. You do not want additional ingredients.
Wet face with cold water. After you shave, you need to prepare to use the alum block. This means getting your face (or legs) wet. Splashing your face with cold water helps close pores and allows the block to easily glide over your face.
Alum blocks are most effective as a post-wet shave product.
Make sure to thoroughly rinse all of the soap or shaving cream from your face.
Wet the alum block in cold water. This will further make it easier for the block to glide over your face. Simply run the stone back and forth under the faucet. Make sure the entire surface is wet. [2]
Some people like to soak the alum block in ice water before use. Beware: this can increase the tingling feeling you will feel during use.
Glide alum block across face. Rub the block onto the areas of your skin that you’ve shaved. You can also apply the block to other areas of your face or body. Remember, an alum block is known for its astringent qualities. [3]
You can expect to feel a little bit of tightness and perhaps some tingling. Don't worry, this is normal.
While most people just use alum block on the face, you can apply it elsewhere on your body. For example, you could rub it on your legs after shaving.
Evaluate your shave. If you’re new to shaving the block can be a good indicator of areas where you might want to improve your shaving technique. The alum block has a tingling or stinging feeling so areas where the stinging are high usually indicates that too much pressure is being applied in that area with the blade. Take care to be more gentle on those areas next time.[4]
Rinse off with cold water and pat face dry with towel.
Some people prefer to skip the rinse and just leave the alum on the face. You'll continue to feel the tightness for a few hours, but it shouldn't be uncomfortable.
Dry your alum block. It is essential that you allow your alum block to dry completely before putting it away. Your block won't be effective anymore if you put it away wet.[5]
It can take several hours for your block to dry. Try leaving it on the counter to air dry while you are at work.

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Finding Other Uses for an Alum Block
Use an alum block to heal a small cut. Wet the area of the cut with cold water. This will wash the blood away from the cut. Typically, an alum block is used to help heal a small nick that results from shaving. Wetting the area can also help you remove shaving cream residue. [6]
Alum blocks can also be used for other small cuts. It is safe enough to use on children.
If your child suffers a minor cut, you can apply the alum cut to that area, the same way you would use it on the face.
Don't forget to dab the alum block in cold water before use.
Apply the block to the area of the cut. Apply the block with light pressure and hold for for 20 – 30 seconds or until bleeding stops. You might experience a slight sting at first but that’s the indication that your cut is being sealed. The alum block acts as a coagulant to stop bleeding. [7]
Remove the alum block from the skin if the tingling begins to feel too intense or uncomfortable.
Wash face (or other body part) with cold water to close pores and wash away any residue from the alum block.
Don't forget to let your block dry before putting it away.
Try alum deodorant. Some people use alum as an alternative to typical deodorants. This might be a good alternative if you are looking to avoid spraying or rubbing chemicals on your body.[8]
Talk to your doctor before trying an alum (or "crystal" antiperspirant. Some health care providers feel that it might be linked to diseases such as breast cancer. While the research is inconclusive, it is important to be aware of this possibility.

Haba ,not even a photo of the said alum block?

nice

haywire1:
Desktop computer available for sale
Chat or call the number on my profile


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price and location of the desktop screens please

Ewwe

ore64dollar:
Sir the admission came unexpected, but my problem now is to secure the Admission

kindly explain how admission cones unexpectedly, after you sat for jamb and post ume . What were you expecting?

mrMeen:
but really seriously Momoshiki will utterly destroy obito really did you see that guy fight.

momoshiki only relies on weapons or projectiles fired at him to use against his opponents

Rocklee,guy,metal won't have much of trouble beating him to a pulp

All the people attacking the post written by @thegamingorca have never experienced a situation where a wealthy man dies and their wife returns to her original status of being poor before getting married. check out the widows , they lived the life as soon as hubby finds another woman or dies it's back to square one.


she is pretty though.

Quadrywalexy05:
He slightly used Gionee M6 available for sale.
4 gig Ram
64 Gig rom
5000Mah

Its clean and dope...


Whatsapp/Call 07066662674.

available?

sommerfelt0209:
Handheld mini sewing machine for sales suitable for any stitches . For bulk sales call or chat 08099212590
Price is #2700 .

location please

SyrusdeHansome:
When you're good you'll be praised just like Van Dijk, John Terry, Vidic, Puyol, Ferdinand nd Kompany

I meant this new era not old

SyrusdeHansome:
So we shud start remembering stupid over hyped defenders like Maguire nd Jones abi

other teams not just Man united

nobody remembers the defenders anymore

Phenomenal16:
..supported Eating my man's money go good ...but that's if he has moni

And if he doesn't have the money? you hold the fort or bounce?

auntyrose:
I don't know I just gave him the imei number and model that was all

Nairaland members be weary of this scammer ,not real same number you gave was a DSS official, an iPhone iCloud remover now is a relative, Maka why?

AwkaetitiBabe:
That's why I love oyibo mentality, he would have turned into the house husband to help you d bread winner out pending when he gets a job.

And you were born and raised in Nigeria


wehdone ma

sunnybobonwa:
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN OLD-TIME CHURCH SERVICES AND MODERN-TIME CHURCH SERVICES:
1. When the choristers of the old time finish singing, the congregation burst into tears because they sang down the glory, but in the modern, after the Delilahs and Jezebels finish singing, the congregation respond with a clap offering returning Ichabod to Ichabod.
2. In the old, during message, the congregation cry and tell God that they are sorry, but today, as message is going on people drop money, blow whistle and shout "ride on pastor".
3. The old went to Church and the message gave them faith but the modern went to church and the message gave them fake, (olive oil, handkerchief, apron, sticker, holy water, and calendars of their G. O.)
4.The ancient carried their bible in booklet because they were not ashamed of Jesus but some today carry ipad to church because they feel shy to be identified with Jesus and to such, Jesus will be ashamed of you on the last day.
5. The old go to church with their hair covered with their head ties but the modern cover their hair with Brazillian weave-on (multi-coloured-hair, mad-man-like hair styles etc).
6. During prayers, the ancient close their eyes and give God their whole attention but the modern open their eyes, looking around like armed robbers and even answers calls during prayers.
7. The old dance godly dance to thanksgiving and offering but the modern is not even afraid to dance doro, awilo and azonto even before the altar.
8. The ancients go to church with their body covered and are focused on inner beauty but the modern wears mini skirt, show everything,and everything on her is artificial and ends up looking like "mamiwota". They are prone to falling at the slightest prayer because all she is putting on has a demon attached to it.
9. In the old,sinners go home weeping but today sinners go home rejoicing.
10. The ancients answer altar calls with tears rolling down their faces. The modern do the same chewing gum.
O Lord, revive your work. May revival precede the rapture.

this your no 4 is somehow, hope u know reeds were first used before patches,skins then paper before we got digital

seelawd:
contact 09055480448 he is a security operative he helped me when I had a similar problem with

bros u eh, this same number helps in unlocking iPhones and and also is a security operative?


This your scamming technique no just join

both you and that auntyrose una weldone

Chiggsglover:
I laugh in Spanish, what insecurities?
I've never had the time to check your profile.
Your comments is beginning to litter his threads and I got concern.
Trolls troll those they're jealous of.
Just stop disturbing him, You're not a lady cos of the sensible way you're replying me.

seems all your stuff is centered on this guy .

auntyrose:
call 09055480448 he should be able to help

I really appreciate this

Chiggsglover:
Ohhhhhh, I'm sorry, just from your post I thought you're a lady.
it's either you're a wolf in sheep clothing- Nice guy or you're a female using the gender M for male.
Either ways, this should be the last time you bother Ubunja. You have a lot to do with your life than be a Troll.
You dare lump yourself with those Gold digging slay queen to attack a man worried about the ills of the Manosphere.
In a society like Nairaland, People are gonna be experts in different topics. Autojosh is my boss in cars, hardon for dating, Ubunja and Martinez... On Alpha male.
What are you even doing in the Romance section.?
You of all is aware that apart from money and resources, Family is all that matters, if a man can't keep a women because he's spineless, what do you call a home without a woman?
He's not posting stuff about money, Are you?

hear yourself defending others you have never met or had dealings with. To confirm your insecurities you went ahead checking my profile.

hope you know the internet never forgets and if for instance he gets in trouble with the police this statement I just quoted would rope you in . Ask Invictus obi.

no one is an expert in relationship matters , except they are of age , there are things about life concerning relationship you have no idea of

there are good people out there , here inclusive don't go about generalising facts you have no research findings.

Chiggsglover:
What's the use of making ALL the money when you hoes with the Society assistant will do all you can to run us dry. MISDIRECTION is the key to getting our grove back.
It's for men, I don't see what you're doing in the midst of men. Rather go and keep learning strategies and lies to take from among your Slay queen that add no value to the world.

first things first, I'm a guy

secondly, you don't generalise you don't know everyone

look at the life of the person advising you and look at yours

OrangeDream:
And are you done insulting me?. Have you finally said something?. I don't even have your time sef.

oga name one viable business for him to do , especially for one without capital and funds.

just one

only one

Anyone