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Foreign Affairs / Re: Afghanistan: Taliban Ban Women From University Education With Immediate Effect by Jellia(m): 8:16pm On Dec 20, 2022
HonNL:
Higher education ministry issues indefinite order three months after thousands sat entrance exams



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Allah is great!
Sports / Re: Fethi Nourine: Algerian Quits Olympics Rather Than Take On Israeli In Judo Match by Jellia(m): 8:38pm On Jul 25, 2021
Love thy neighbor as thy self. Do good to them that maltreat you.
Crime / Re: Pastor Richard Onyekachukwu Plans His Kidnap, Demands N10m Ransom by Jellia(m): 9:50pm On Jun 26, 2021
Juliusmalema:
Lol

All pentecostal churches from A-Z of them are all scammers.. .

Pentecostal churches are not different from NIGERIA politicians....they are same as pdp and apc....crooks.....

Lord please grant us your grace and give us the long awaited revival...






NOT ALL PENTICOSTAL CHURCHES!
Politics / Re: Zulum Suspends ACTED, NGO Caught 'Training Shooters’ At Borno Hotel by Jellia(m): 9:36pm On Jun 26, 2021
This colonial masters a by far smarter than the people they use to do their dirty job.



Patrioticman007:
These international NGO's are the puppets masters of boko haram. That the colonial masters & their pet project called missionaries, are completing their neo colonialism & crusaders agendas by systematically spreading insecurities in Africa for their economic gains. The day Africa stops taking their aid money, that day Africa will rise.
A word is enough for the wise.
Religion / Re: Ravi Zacharias Dies Of Cancer At 74 by Jellia(m): 8:58pm On May 19, 2020
Kokoebapluse:
grin

Name of Jesus always fail when it come to healing of HIV, Cancer, corona.



You are entitle to your opinion my dear. Many that made caricature of Jesus Christ regretted their actions. I hope you desist from that and seek for forgiveness
Sports / Re: Who Was The Best Player That Never Won The Ballon d'Or Award? by Jellia(m): 5:00am On May 15, 2020
Balenciagaokey:
Andres Iniesta
Pirlo
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Thiery Henry
Samuel Etoo
Franck ribery
Arjen robben
Frank Lampard
Steven Gerrard
Buffon
Sneidjer
Xavi Hernandez
Francesco Totti


Beautiful observation


Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by Jellia(m): 7:01am On May 13, 2020
junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress


The God that delivered me from Masturbation, fornication and power of sin will do it for you. My brother, your total deliverance depend on you seeking Gods forgiveness through Jesus Christ. Turn away from your sins and trust God to help you. Stay away from sexual illicit content e.g pornography etc
Family / Re: My Fellow Married Women And Mothers, How Do You Deal With A Husband Like Mine? by Jellia(m): 6:58am On May 12, 2020
veave:
Hian.

Wetin I go talk go pain you o. But na the truth I go tell you. Madam, right now I can't tell you to start with 50% so I will say 20%.

Thank God there is covid and I pray your job doesn't get affected. As soon as you resume, the second day you get to work tell him there has been a 40% reduction from your salary due to low inflow of cash. You need to save at least 20% of your salary. This money no Matter if the roof is falling down you're not to touch it. Na your back up money be that. The other 20% is for your upkeep. You and your kids should survive on the remaining 50% because you'd definitely pay tithe. It's because he knows you always have a back up plan that is why he is relaxed and allowing you foot all the bills.
No this kain thing make me say I no go marry "brother" when I dey small. Most of them are lazy and are dreamers. They expect manner to fall from heaven after their praying and fasting forgetting Paul had a handiwork that sustained him all through his life hence he didn't have to beg and depend on anyone. I no dey like this kind jist. He's not even appreciative of his supportive wife. I know women who use all their money to buy shoes, clothes and the latest asoebi, their husbands dare not say pim because they'd even take his own and join.


I am sure you have a perfect definition of the "BROTHER " you are talking about. It will be great if we don't use conductive reasoning whenever we are analysing a population. It's not fair.
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by Jellia(m): 5:03pm On May 09, 2020
Kaamisha:
I thought a near-death-experience was the experience where you lose consciousness and typically an out-of-body experience. I haven't had any neither do I wish to have one.


YOU ARE RIGHT!

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Politics / Re: Discos, FG Agree On 2 Months Free Electricity For Nigerians by Jellia(m): 6:59am On Apr 09, 2020
SharonLoveth:
If They Give You 2Hours Electricity In A Day, Thank Your God.. Nigeria And Darkness Are 5/6



YES! that's why you still enjoy the sun and moon lights

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Health / Re: Dead Coronavirus Victims In Italy Carried By Military Trucks by Jellia(m): 6:58am On Mar 20, 2020
Franking:


Leave science out of it. Are ur pastors no longer performing miracles? Is the blood of Jesus no longer precious? Do u have to beg God first? Get real and think. Science has always been there for us not the useless and impotent God y'all say u worship.



Be careful the way you address God who created you

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Health / Re: Dead Coronavirus Victims In Italy Carried By Military Trucks by Jellia(m): 6:10am On Mar 20, 2020
CAPSLOCKED:




Everything is God's perfect plan, REMEMBER THAT.



May God give you understanding
Politics / Re: Dickson Tells APC To Take Supreme Court Verdict In Good Faith by Jellia(m): 10:37am On Feb 14, 2020
Jones4190:
Why Diri cannot be sworn in as Bayelsa state Governor despite supreme court verdict

Results of the Bayelsa guber election.
1. Ogbia LGA:
APC - 58,016 *80.8%*
PDP - 13,763 *19.2%*
2. Yenagoa LGA:
APC - 24,607 *70.3%*
PDP - 19,184 *29.7%*
3. Brass LGA:
APC - 23,831 *69.6%*
PDP - 10,410 *30.4%*
4. Okuma/Opokuma LGA:
APC - 8,934 *36.7%*
PDP - 15,360 *63.2%*
5. Nembe LGA:
APC - 83,041 *99%*
PDP - 874 *1%*
Sagbama LGA:
APC - 7,831 *11.9%*
PDP - 60,399 *88.5%*
7. Southern Ijaw LGA:
APC - 124,803 *96.2%*
PDP - 4,898 *3.8%*
Now ⅔ of 7 LGAs is 7x ⅔ = 4.7
This means the person to be declared winner must score 25% votes in at least 5 LGAs. But from the above results PDP scored 25% in only 4 LGAs. So no one may be sworn in in Bayelsa tomorrow.
INEC will have to conduct fresh elections for Bayelsa.

Applicable to Nigeria as a whole, not states

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Politics / Re: President Buhari And Service Chiefs In Closed-Door Meeting by Jellia(m): 1:03pm On Jan 30, 2020
Nice123:
I advice the president to be highly diplomatic in handling these regional security networks that are springing up rapidly.

This is really a testing time for his wisdom and leadership skills. The upper chamber seems to have taken side, south west have led the way already, south east, north central, and most likely south south will definitely join suits.

He must be careful enough not to fall for this game plans. He cant afford to lose the 4 regions so fast..

......I remembered Obasanjo's wisdom in handling sharia law of zamfara back then. In his words "sharia will die a natural death" and perhaps it did!

THE WISDOM HE SHOULD USE IS RESTORE PEACE. IF THERE IS PEACE NO ONE WILL START AGGITATING FOR SETTING UP ANOTHER SECURITY OUTFIT
Phones / Re: Have You Ever Been Accused Wrongly? by Jellia(m): 7:46am On Jan 20, 2020
It was during the u17 FIFA competition back in 1999. I was in Bauchi state then. I went to the back of the stadium where people are watching the games on TV. We were many standing there. While I was watching the match, a man tapped me at the back and requested that I should give him back his money. I asked him if he had given me his money. That was when he said I picked his pocket. I asked him to search me, which he did but still insisted I might have given it to my syndicate chain pick pocket friends. He was a grown up man and I was a teenager then. He held me by my trouser dragged me to the police and reported me. The officer in charge looked at me for few minutes after which he asked him to let me go. The man reluctantly let go of me. I was so sad and lost interest in watching the match anymore, so decided to go back home. When I got near my home behold the man pop up in my front still asking for his money. It was unknown to me that he was following me all the way. I pointed to my home and asked him to follow me home so he can talk with my guidance. He waited for a while and decided to walkaway. It was a terrible experience me and I couldn't eat anything that evening.

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NYSC / Re: MURIC To NYSC: Review Camp Training Now by Jellia(m): 4:41pm On Nov 14, 2019
Jellia:




You are not a Christian. Bearing a Christian name or going to church does not make you a Christian. A Christian is a follower of Jesus Christ in truth and spirit. It's real. The truth is the truth. It's not what men think.

Anyways, I don't understand your definition of born.
NYSC / Re: MURIC To NYSC: Review Camp Training Now by Jellia(m): 4:35pm On Nov 14, 2019
GoTV:
angry Even though I'm a born again Christian, i just love this MURIC man. His way of life and the way he defends his fellow Muslims makes me jealous of Islam. If i don't see any changes in the attitude of we Christians i might decide to join Islam for good sad



You are not a Christian. Bearing a Christian name or going to church does not make you a Christian. A Christian is a follower of Jesus Christ in truth and spirit. It's real. The truth is the truth. It's not what men think.
Politics / Re: Arewa Youths To Osinbajo: Fight Back Or Resign by Jellia(m): 10:26pm On Nov 12, 2019
fairfora:
OP, you're so wrong in the last paragraph. Nobody can remove the VP who was elected by millions of Nigerians alongside the president.

Onoghen was appointed and NOT elected. We know all the tactics of the fulanis since the day Osinbajo sacked daura on the basis of corruption. He's going nowhere


He can be impeached by set traps by the cabals assuming he is politically correct

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Celebrities / Re: Banke Meshida BMPro: Makeup For Dead People Is Lucrative, Why I Stopped It by Jellia(m): 4:08pm On Nov 04, 2019
Liliyann:
Nothing bad in making up for the dead, it's a way of paying them your last respect!!


****last respect!!!!
Health / Re: My Girlfriend Just Infected Me With Gonorrhoea by Jellia(m): 11:37am On Oct 30, 2019
kellypara:
Guys I need your advice pls. I have been dating this girl for a year now and just when I thought I have found someone that I love and loves me back, She infected me with Gonorrhoea.
Pls guys, what should I do now?

Both of you should visit the hospital for treatment after which you should decide thereafter.
Sports / Re: Three Things We Learned From PSG Vs Man Utd UCL Match by Jellia(m): 1:16pm On Mar 07, 2019
ictjobber:
As far as I'm concerned there are only two teams in the world...

MANCHESTER UNITED and others


I build websites and I'm based in Abuja, See my signature /Profile

Because you won yesterday abi
Politics / Re: 5days after:PDP wins Plàteau North, Bassa/Jos North Constituency inconclusive by Jellia(m): 7:14am On Mar 01, 2019
BornnAgainChild:
Today is my birthday o ...fellow nairalanders kindly wish me well wink



Happy birthday dear. Many more glorious years ahead. Have fun!
Music/Radio / Re: Osayimwen Osahon George: Don't Watch Blue Films Just Watch Nigerian Music Videos by Jellia(m): 3:08am On Dec 12, 2018
God help us!
Politics / Re: Buhari Mulls Cabinet Reshuffle Ahead Of 2019 Elections by Jellia(m): 9:18am On Dec 07, 2018
I hope the sport minister is among the ones that will be replaced.
Politics / Re: You Must Come For Debate, PDP Tells Buhari by Jellia(m): 7:09am On Nov 20, 2018
emmykk:
Buhari said that Kano governor is a Good somebori

Shame!
Politics / Re: Muslim-muslim Ticket: I Consulted Buhari – El-rufai by Jellia(m): 7:59am On Nov 14, 2018
What you are trying to tell Nigerians and the world is that Buhari is the one giving you directives on how to manage or handle your state. Shame!

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