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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria Immigration Service 2020 Recruitment by jendell: 5:51pm On Mar 13, 2020
DaHrNn0001:
I can put it to you categorically clear that Nigeria Immigration is not recruiting... For those who would like to hear,I repeat NIGERIA IMMIGRATION IS NOT RECRUITING. I'm giving you first hand information before you fall into any scam...
Please stop disgracing the service It's in immigration official website, go to vacancies
FamilyRe: I Found Mycoten Vagina Cream In My Wife's Wardrobe by jendell: 11:51am On Jan 30, 2020
SmileDance:
Since everyone is taking sides with the OP's wife, I ll give a different advice.
Op, don't kill your wife and don't threaten to kill her again, just divorce her...
When they ask you why you divorced her, say 'you saw her using mycoten cream'. Thank me later. grin
My dear, the things people allow to rob them of peace in their homes ehnnnn. Your advice funny die
FamilyRe: I Found Mycoten Vagina Cream In My Wife's Wardrobe by jendell: 11:38am On Jan 30, 2020
The things that cause problems in marriages ehnnn.
OP, you googled mycoten and its use yet you went to cause trouble, speaks volumes about you. Accusation of infidelity is not something you throw about when upset. It kills more than you imagine. Threatening to kill her is bizarre, I'm sure you must have said more. you seem like a man who lose control of what comes out of his mouth when upset, stop it please or you will destroy your home. To you, you feel it's nothing hence the surprise you felt when you saw her message the next day. She is hurting and she has reasons to be. Get her something nice, go home and apologize for mishandling the situation, ask her to tell you why she feels you nag a lot and address the trust issue. You will be surprise to discover that truly over the years you've been subtly pushing her to the wall with your attitude without your knowledge. Please don't go and start arguing unnecessarily with her, take correction and change. Yeast infection is common among women by the way
FamilyRe: I Destroyed My Sister Relationship With Her Fiancé And She Lost Her Job by jendell: 6:21pm On Jan 15, 2020
Babe(Ifyjos) I feel at this point you should talk/reply less. If you keep running your mouth ,you will paint a bad picture of how you live at home. If this is the way you act at home then I wonder why your sister won't constantly be at war with you. Please zip the replying biko.

As for your daughter, my sister listen to me, the best place for her to be in now is with your people. She will have access to a decent roof over her head and food. Please whatever happens, always think of her future. Don't expose that child to that place your guy is presently squatting.

Find a way and redeem your sister's image before her ex fiancee. Find something doing immediately,save up and learn a skill with it. The era of living in denial is over. You have a lot of work to do if truly you want to live a good life. Dont ever do something negative again for this your guy. May God be with you
FoodRe: Questions/useful Tips On Cake Baking,decorating Etc by jendell: 8:13pm On Jul 30, 2016
Pls oooo. Having d same issue wit Narnah. But in my case, d cake doesn't really burn badly But it cooks unevenly nd comes out dry . Bought my oven as a novice. D oven has frm 200°c mark up. Juz tired nd for now I dnt have money to buy anoda oven as I am juz trying to build up d biz. Pls professionals, wat do I do?
FashionRe: Beauty And Makeup Routine/tutorials by jendell: 11:48pm On Jul 29, 2016
Chei Rimeh baby. U wan bring my leg outside. Ok anytin within 3k or 2500. Even if its nt liquid. Once coverage cn b achieved den no wahala.
FashionRe: Free Online Makeup Training With Moma!! by jendell: 11:32pm On Jul 29, 2016
Sexy moma. Juz stumbled on dis. I'm trying to improve on my makeup skills. My soon to b hubby doesn't like much makeup. Pls recommend gud but light products for me nd d colour i shud buy. wanna look as natural as possible. also recommend a contouring nd highlight kit for me nah.budget friendly ooo. my colour is mary kay 607. Tnk u for ur gud works. Will start practicing d ones u tot us tomorrow.
FamilyRe: Olachi Manndarin Emmanuel Dies After Husband Allegedly Abandoned Her by jendell: 5:59pm On Jul 29, 2016
There's more to dis story but no matter wat dis is d height of wickedness. All d same RIP beautiful lady. To d ladies, lets try nd nt base all our joy nd happiness on a man or even anytin. Cos if they fail us, its usually devastating
FoodRe: Need Your Advice In Purchasing An Oven by jendell: 7:19pm On Jul 28, 2016
Pls oooo. Answers. I'm also in a dilemma. Bought an oven nt knowing dat most of d recipes I will b baking with it Expecialy cakes calls for 180°c. Unfortunately my oven has frm 200°c up. Dnt even know wat to do as most of my cakes come out a bit dry. Unlike wen I bake wit stove. Professionals pls help ooo.
FashionRe: Beauty And Makeup Routine/tutorials by jendell: 10:13pm On Jul 26, 2016
Where is my Rimeh .show biko. Pls recommend a foundation (liquid ) for me. My colour is Mary kay 607. Nd my face is oily, a little though. Pls nah low budget . I am rich. Tnk u nd God bls
FamilyRe: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by jendell: 8:29pm On Jul 10, 2016
Devguru. U have received commendations nd I must say I admire ur forgiving spirit. A lot of tyms Christians make d mistake of thinking dat forgiveness is where it ends. Sadly Devguru, it most tyms doesn't end there. Ur dad is a wise man but he didn't knock off d devil completely. Y is ur wife's family interested in u keeping dis secret to urself? Hmmmmm. Devguru, one advising d sibling to open a secret acct so as to save is very common but one advising d sister to maltreat ur mum, calls ur mum nd u their son in law all sorts of names is certainly nt common. Op, y dat degree of hatred? U dnt know nd u dnt want to know. Y will ur wife allow dem nd even join dem. Once again, call a family meeting now nd address dis issue wit u in control. u have failed to show ur strength as a man. I juz hope dis matter ends here. If it doesn't, ur life, ur biz.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria has finished me!! by jendell: 11:24pm On Jul 08, 2016
Sometyms I begin to wonder d kind of young people we have in dis country. Dis thread was opened so we can vent nd possibly find a solution to d overwhelming poverty starring at us. All was going well until d money sharing started, automatically d purpose became defeated. Evn pple went nd called their friends nd family to come nd partake of d national moi moi. After 5k wat next? Will u wait for another thread to post ur acct number nd beg profusely for a hustling man to give u crumbs. I'm also a graduate , left sch 2011. I fry chin chin, bake cakes nd do all sorts to make ends meet. I have no shi shi in my acct cos every cent I make goes into d bix yet I am still standing, I am nt begging. U have Google, d internet is there to teach u. As a Mata of fact, d beads I make r all frm d internet yet I find way to make money by teaching odas nd selling. Dis is d reason y politicians deceive u. Once they notice u r restless they sharr money nd u scramble nd keep quiet. Tnks nd God bls to those dat brot out their resources to help odas. I wish wat pple r eager to do is to learn a skill .
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 5:31pm On Oct 27, 2013
wallahi,kite nah criminal...chei,i neva imagined in my wildest dream dat dis novel will turn out dis way....aunty repo is always killing it.........cheiii,my heart wan burst wit happiness.God bls u aunty repo
BusinessRe: Fire Guts Onitsha Market, Traders Attempt Suicide by jendell: 1:34pm On Oct 19, 2013
D pple trying 2 tribalize dis r very senseless.Dis pple r suffering,going tru pains ryt now.Most of dem feel dey have no hope at dis moment which is highly understandable. y come 2 nairaland 2 yarn rubbish,ibo man dis,fashola dat,lagos dis,apc dat. ahah....lets stop being childish 4 once in our lives nd try 2 say a word of prayer 4 dis business men nd women.
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 10:43am On Oct 08, 2013
I swear captainnigeria u r a sadist,u dnt have an iota of joy in ur lyf.Wat happened?Hw did u manage 2 become joyless 2 dis xtent? Do u tink itz easy 2 make us lose our joy lyk u,u r d first person i've abused in nairaland nd i did it because i've bin following ur xtreme hate comments.Tufiakwa,no gree mek d condition of d country turn u 2 a full blown sadist.
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LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 11:09pm On Sep 21, 2013
chei,ise my darling,notin will happen 2 dem.rada dis problem will help mend broken relationships nd sort evrybody out. c as i dey talk lyk say nah real lyf,aunty repo,nah u cause am.....u r darn so gud...muah
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 10:55pm On Sep 21, 2013
aunty repo,no b me ooooo,lolz,nah jendox...
LiteratureRe: Story Of A Cancer Survivor (pictures) by jendell: 10:24pm On Sep 14, 2013
Stories lyk dis always reminds me dat there is a God smwhere,who though we cannot c but he can hear nd feel our pain.tnk God 4 u
LiteratureRe: 7 Costly Mistakes To Avoid In Your Journey Of Life by jendell: 5:20pm On Aug 31, 2013
nyc one,tnks
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 6:39am On Aug 31, 2013
Aunty repo,nah u biko,oya take 5. I'm loving kite more nd more. i knew it dat dat vicki girl is up 2 smtin,mtcheew. mama ise,u go rest now abi,ur angel don turn demon.ise's moda will learn d hard way. kite,go give dem rambo style nd save d day
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 9:24am On Aug 30, 2013
Woooow,it's friday......allzz is well.Aunty repo,i knw it's nt easy being so many tins at d same tym but try nt 2 always allow pple push u 2 makn promises u may nt b able 2 kip. u've bin makn promises nd comn up wit xcuses 4 so long dt is y so many pple will post offensive comments which will end up makn u angry.Mst of ds cn b avoided...much love...u r a star already.
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FamilyRe: How Open Should One Be In Marriage? by jendell: 1:07am On Aug 01, 2013
I'll b 100% open 2 my husband abt mysef nd importnt bits abt my family nd loved ones,.sm1 once said i shd nt press 2 knw certain secrets dat dnt mata cos such secrets might wreck my life nd my r/ship wit God.B4 u open ur mouth 2 let out a secret abt ur loved 1 or sm1 dat confided in u,ask ursef,of wat value will it add 2 dis marriage?No mata hw matured ur partner is in dealing wit issues,help him/her 2 battle hate,pain,un4giveness dt might follow as a result of wt u said ur moda said
PoliticsRe: Nobody Forced Me To Accept Islam, Convert Insists by jendell: 4:53pm On Jul 27, 2013
If it is d same Bida i knw,d one i was warned of afta my NYSC camp xperience den dat girl is under d influence of smtin very potent.Those men lyk women nd can trap u wit gifts. mhnnn,i pity d babe nd her parents,prayas can turn tins around. But if she converted on her own free will den dats her business
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by jendell: 8:12pm On Jul 22, 2013
pls,i'm behind gist,i applied,did d online tests,later on,i was told i'm under consideration,dat i shud always check my Email,bla bla bla.I ju opened dis thread after so many weeks nd i'm seeing tins lyk interview,status update etc,pls how do i check my status? is there still hope 4 me?pls sm1 put me tru
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders E-protest Against Child Marriage: Sign your Petition Here Guys! by jendell: 7:21pm On Jul 20, 2013
with my generation unborn,i say no 2 legalised raping nd may d judgement of God befall any man or woman who supports dis act. signed
LiteratureRe: Story: Taking Chances by jendell: 6:14pm On Jul 17, 2013
chei princessa,u don kill me.i no knw hw my body dey do me o oooooooo.u 2 much biko,nah woman u b.who wan contestt writing skills wit u?
Christianity EtcRe: A Must Read: The Dust Raised By John Kumuyi's Wedding! by jendell: 12:48pm On Jul 14, 2013
i criously pray dat dis pressure mounted on dis young couple by pharisees nd saducees will nt distroy dis marriage. Mayb evry memba of DL who supports dis harm done 2 dis young marriage will xhale in happiness wen dis marriage breaks. uptill now i'm still wondering WHAT WILL JESUS DO in dis situation
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 6:30pm On Jul 07, 2013
aunty repo,i'm scared,i cnt bear kite doing these 2 ise,pls,tink of smtin else pls Tnks 4 d lunch,was reading it slowly cos i knw it's gonna take smtym b4 i c anoda 1.....cheers, u rock
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FamilyRe: Why Do Women Remain In Terrible And Abusive Marriages? by jendell: 6:58pm On Jul 04, 2013
I hear pple(especially christians,by d way i'm one)say 2 abused women,stay,pray,tins will change,tink abt ur children,bla bla bla,nd i wonda,stay till he kills her?Our God hates divorce, yes buh if d foundation is wrong wat can d righteous do?wat happened 2 sepration?I weep 4 our women nd some church pple.This lyf is one,dnt let anyone snatch it.For those in abusive r/ship,run bfore its late,4 those dat made a mistake nd married an abusive man,run,God will help u pick d pieces of ur lyf.
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 7:44pm On Jul 03, 2013
aunty repo,my one nd only,omalicha aunty,d one dat always brings me 2 lit section,pls wen shud i come bck 4 more?
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 7:03pm On Jul 03, 2013
i really love dis twist,2 tink dat princess has bin workin wit kenny is juz beyond me. Aunty repo*my knee on d ground wit tears running dwn my cheek*,pls dnt make kite do dis 2 ise,izu is nt worth it pls.
LiteratureRe: False Pretenses <1ST POSITION, ROMANCE STORY OF THE YEAR AWARD, 2013> by jendell: 6:20pm On Jun 30, 2013
*walks in 2 d dining room,looks around*Aunty repo,una church never finish?where is my lunch if i were kite,God 4bid o*winks*i will call his threat bluff,afta all she has told ise she has a bad past,so let him threaten 4 all i care,BTW,it's gud 2 b truthful nd open 4rm d onset o

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