fake pastors everywhere...God have mercy!

must you use smoothe camera? Now i dont know if you are hot or not

jesu!! If he could do this to an 18month old baby,just think about what he would have been doing to his daughters at home.

Lord have mercy on us.

Bryan12:
wailers

One of the supporter and carrier of the disease!

Bryan12:
wailers

One of the supporter and carrier of the disease.

i am sure if it were to be a lady that posted this,you guys would have started calling her names like:olosho,asewo,oloshi and you are a disgrace to womanhood.
Anyways, it's just like HIV... But you can maintain yourself with drugs and also go for regular check-ups.

HOW AM I SURE THIS THING IS EVEN REAL? EVERYTIME THEY'LL BE WRITING "SEE THE THING MY FRIEND CAUGHT AND KILLED THIS MORNING" and it even made front-page!
Am just tired of all these rubbish

where the heck is her breast?!

this is beautiful..i love how simple the pre-wedding pictures are. Not like the ones i've been seeing.
God bless them

LOL.i dont do expo! But i'll share how they caught a girl in my class way back then while writing waec.

It was a literature exam we were having that day,the paper was to start by 10:20am.while People were reading to refresh their memories this mumu stupid girl was telling me how she'll take her phone inside the exam hall that she doesnt even know anything. I was even begging her not to do expo bt she didnt answer. We were then asked to come into the hall for the exam as they were distributing the exam paper to us the girl was smiling at me!
When the invigilator had finished distributing papers and settled down,guess what happened?!! THE MUMU GIRL PHONE WAS RINGING! She naw said Ahh jENNIFER MY PHONE IS RINGING,MY PHONE IS RINGING,MY PHONE IS RINGING!
The invigilator nw came to her to seize the phone from her. As she was bringing out the phone the invigilator nw shouted "AND YOU HID THE PHONE IN YOUR PANT! You this stupid girl fine for nothing girl,she was so embarrassed.
SHE DIDNT EVEN WRITE ANYTHING AT ALL TILL WE FINISHED THE PAPER SHA SHE WAS JUST SMILING AT ME.

are you sure i'm in nigeria? How come i've never heard of her?

pamcode:
lol You would have made such a lovely scene for the boys that have been crushing on you

LOL..ABI

Franky826:



hahaha you damn lucky your twin was home

but how come your twin didn't discover you in the toilet?

lol i swear! I think she was in her room

a friend of mine gave me this expensive alcoholic red wine as a birthday gift. Drank it the next day and slept off in my toilet without any clothes on+i was mensturating that day, the menstural pain was worst i've ever experienced,it was as tho i was in labour! I Finally went outside and was about opening the gate..(REMEMBER I WASNT PUTTING ON ANY CLOTHE). My twin then ran outside and grabbed me. Since that day she didnt stop embarrassing me in front of everybody.
everytime She'll be like"that ogogoro never clear for ya brain and eye abi".

I think I'll never drink again! not even by mistake!

LOL, breaks curse?! Hahaha very funny

thanks for the information!



Health is wealth

i'm not lying. Ok next time i see it happening i'll post it here.
Anambra oh,am an anambra babe

i'm in 200lvl in the university and my mom just told me to leave the uni and join the convent,she said she wants two of her children to be in the convent(that is i and my younger bro). She told my elder sister that she must study medicine which she is currently studying. My bro wants to go into sports and she said no that he must be a lawyer. What happens t my dream f getting married to d love f my life? My dreams of being a diplomat?

lol. Its not picture oh,i'm very serious. Thats why i'm asking that question

i'm sure its because of money he married her. Who would love to marry a very fat woman?

On their wedding night how will he do D-thing?
If she gives birth,she'll be fatter than this and wouldnt look attractive to him again!

I'm telling u its cos of money!

lol,sorry i 4got t space them!

toyeoye:
get a job

Did i mention that little children arent meant to comment?!
Besides did i insult them? Arent they humans too?its just a question, i'm nt trying to insult them pls! I have sisters/cousins that are yorubas too.
Change the way you think!!

i often see some yoruba women whenever they wanna greet their fellow yoruba woman they start by saying "iya mi ekaro" then they'll start rubbing the woman's breast with their hands smiling. I've seen these happen alot of times. Last year the same thing happened,as i was coming back from a friend's place i saw a pregnant yoruba woman running towards a pregnant woman the first thing she did was to rub her breast and then she screamed as said "we are pregnant" and they rubbed their tummy together.
a woman did it 4 me when i went to buy fruits at her shop,i just eyed her and said a silent prayer in my heart then i warned her never to do that again! What if my breast had disappeared? Me that is managing those two little things on my chest. So please am asking this question:why do they do that? I'll be restless until i know why!

There are basically two
classes in Nigeria. It is either
you are an ‘ajebota’ or an
‘ajepako’. The ‘ajebo’
people as Nigerians often say
are the ‘Behind’ ones; this class of people are more
inclined to act the ‘oyinbo’
way. Being wealthy most times make
many people regard some people
as ‘ajebota’ because of the
standard of living they are used to.
For some, education helps them
transform totally and could make people term them ‘ajebo’. Their ways of life many not
conform to that which they grew
up with after attaining a certain
level of education. Technology also
changes the status of some people
and it helps them adjust to the trend of the society. The people regarded to as
‘ajepako’ live ruggedly; they
are able to adjust to any situation
and would survive even under the
hardest conditions. People believe
that those born without a silver spoon fall in this group. Some
people born wealthy could also
show traits of an ‘ajepako’
when they decide to move away
from the family business and strive
for success while being independent. That being established let us look at
the things people do that make
them get termed an ‘ajebota’ or
‘ajepako’ in Nigeria:
1. Having a chauffeur When you have to go to school in a
very beautiful car with you sitting
down at the owner’s corner, you
are definitely an ‘ajebota’. To
accentuate things, the driver opens
the car door for you to step out; you are definitely a ‘Botty’. An ‘ajepako’ would board the
usual ‘danfo’ to school and
return by standing at the back of
the bus because he must have
spent his t-fare in school.
2. Getting kissed on both sides: You are definitely an ‘ajebota’
when your parents kiss you on
both cheeks when you are stepping
out of the house to go see your
friends or when you just returned
from a journey. You know you are an ‘ajepako’
when you can get slapped for
attempting to kiss your mum on the
cheek. To make matters worse, she
may end up swearing for you.
3. When you go on vacations You would know you are an
‘ajebota’ when your parents
can afford to send you outside the
country on vacation and you talk
about travelling to London like you
are going to the next street. You have to be an ‘ajepako’
when your idea of holiday is
staying with your aunt at Ajegunle.
4. Games being played Being an ‘ajebota’ means the
games you play are assorted
games. You would be obsessed
with the thoughts of playing golf
and crickets at expensive places. Your ‘pakoness’ is hardy when
your idea of games is hunting rats
and playing rubber balls.
5. Walking steps If you are a woman and finesse is
engraved in your skin, you may
sashay even when you are walking
on the streets, you could pass for
an ‘ajebota’. But a lady who pays no attention to
her mode of dressing and drags her
feet openly in the street must be an
‘ajepako’. She would go to the
next street tying wrapper.
6. Clothes worn When you are obsessed with
having designer products worn
every now and there, you are an
ajebota. Also, when you check the
label of the clothes before you buy
them, you know this is your class. On the other hand, you know you
are an ‘ajepako’ when the only
time you come close to close that
have ‘Atmosphere’ label is
when you visit your bend down
select centre.
7. Your friends There is no doubt about you being
an ‘ajebota’ when all your
friends are children of governors
and senators in the society. These
are the people you visit and the
type who visit you regularly. You know you are an ‘ajepako’
when the people you move with
are nameless children. Climbing
people’s cashew trees and rolling
car-tyres in the street is all you
ever do.
8. House maids When you have a lot of maids in the
house who see to your needs, you
are an ‘ajebota’. You may not
even wash plates after you eat as
they would clear the table for you.
You must be an ‘ajepako’ when you are not sure what dinner is and
you eat just what you see.
9. When you can talk back at
your parents You are an ‘ajebota’ when you
can ask your parents questions that
query their sanity when they act
out of line. You may also be at
liberty to tell them not to be silly.
You know you are an ‘ajepako’ when you talk back at your mum
and she blames your stupidity on
your father’s family members.
10. Use of washing machine You may pass for an ‘ajebota’
when your clothes are washed
with washing machine and you
never have to worry about ironing
them yourself. You are an
‘ajepako’ when you wash your clothes yourself and use soda to do
so. You also dry out the clothes on
grasses and worry about it being
stolen by madmen in the street. ;DThere are basically two
classes in Nigeria. It is either
you are an ‘ajebota’ or an
‘ajepako’. The ‘ajebo’
people as Nigerians often say
are the ‘Behind’ ones; this class of people are more
inclined to act the ‘oyinbo’
way. Being wealthy most times make
many people regard some people
as ‘ajebota’ because of the
standard of living they are used to.
For some, education helps them
transform totally and could make people term them ‘ajebo’. Their ways of life many not
conform to that which they grew
up with after attaining a certain
level of education. Technology also
changes the status of some people
and it helps them adjust to the trend of the society. The people regarded to as
‘ajepako’ live ruggedly; they
are able to adjust to any situation
and would survive even under the
hardest conditions. People believe
that those born without a silver spoon fall in this group. Some
people born wealthy could also
show traits of an ‘ajepako’
when they decide to move away
from the family business and strive
for success while being independent. That being established let us look at
the things people do that make
them get termed an ‘ajebota’ or
‘ajepako’ in Nigeria:



1. Having a chauffeur When you have to go to school in a
very beautiful car with you sitting
down at the owner’s corner, you
are definitely an ‘ajebota’. To
accentuate things, the driver opens
the car door for you to step out; you are definitely a ‘Botty’. An ‘ajepako’ would board the
usual ‘danfo’ to school and
return by standing at the back of
the bus because he must have
spent his t-fare in school.


2. Getting kissed on both sides: You are definitely an ‘ajebota’
when your parents kiss you on
both cheeks when you are stepping
out of the house to go see your
friends or when you just returned
from a journey. You know you are an ‘ajepako’
when you can get slapped for
attempting to kiss your mum on the
cheek. To make matters worse, she
may end up swearing for you.


3. When you go on vacations You would know you are an
‘ajebota’ when your parents
can afford to send you outside the
country on vacation and you talk
about travelling to London like you
are going to the next street. You have to be an ‘ajepako’
when your idea of holiday is
staying with your aunt at Ajegunle.


4. Games being played Being an ‘ajebota’ means the
games you play are assorted
games. You would be obsessed
with the thoughts of playing golf
and crickets at expensive places. Your ‘pakoness’ is hardy when
your idea of games is hunting rats
and playing rubber balls.


5. Walking steps If you are a woman and finesse is
engraved in your skin, you may
sashay even when you are walking
on the streets, you could pass for
an ‘ajebota’. But a lady who pays no attention to
her mode of dressing and drags her
feet openly in the street must be an
‘ajepako’. She would go to the
next street tying wrapper.


6. Clothes worn When you are obsessed with
having designer products worn
every now and there, you are an
ajebota. Also, when you check the
label of the clothes before you buy
them, you know this is your class. On the other hand, you know you
are an ‘ajepako’ when the only
time you come close to close that
have ‘Atmosphere’ label is
when you visit your bend down
select centre.


7. Your friends There is no doubt about you being
an ‘ajebota’ when all your
friends are children of governors
and senators in the society. These
are the people you visit and the
type who visit you regularly. You know you are an ‘ajepako’
when the people you move with
are nameless children. Climbing
people’s cashew trees and rolling
car-tyres in the street is all you
ever do.


8. House maids When you have a lot of maids in the
house who see to your needs, you
are an ‘ajebota’. You may not
even wash plates after you eat as
they would clear the table for you.
You must be an ‘ajepako’ when you are not sure what dinner is and
you eat just what you see.


9. When you can talk back at
your parents You are an ‘ajebota’ when you
can ask your parents questions that
query their sanity when they act
out of line. You may also be at
liberty to tell them not to be silly.
You know you are an ‘ajepako’ when you talk back at your mum
and she blames your stupidity on
your father’s family members.


10. Use of washing machine You may pass for an ‘ajebota’
when your clothes are washed
with washing machine and you
never have to worry about ironing
them yourself. You are an
‘ajepako’ when you wash your clothes yourself and use soda to do
so. You also dry out the clothes on
grasses and worry about it being
stolen by madmen in the street.

FYB:
even kiskiss somberyz wife in his presence. ....uncle I hail oo

Its called a PECK

officialmcfresh1:
In few months i'll be 29years but am yet to know who my biological father is. I'm a 400level student of university of port harcourt from omoku in rivers state atleast so I was told by my grand parents.

I was told my mum was dating my dad and she got pregnant then they both decided to abort the baby, they went to a native doctor who helped them with native drugs she took severely but the pregnancy could not be aborted. My mum almost died in this process, it was then her dad heard about it and took her to the hospital where she was taken care of.

Well. The baby was born (me). My grand dad called the family of my dad to come claim their child and take up their responsibility. Unfortunately the night to the day they were supposed to come see my grand day, my dad left to lagos and has never returned to this day.

My mum got married and has 4kids now and her family is doing very well. She left me with my grand parent who raised me. I didn't even know she was my mum till I was grown.

She never care about me from day one. I went through hell to go through primary and secondary school cause her dad is very old and wasn't working.

I did a lot of things just to survive cause somehow God was just blessing the works of my hands until I decided to go to the university. My mum and her family is well to do in every essence and we live in the same town almost the same street but not in the same house cause I still live at my grand parents house whenever I return from school.

Now my pain is. How do I find out who my dad is. All my mum knows about him is that his name is Mr Oputa Onita from Omoku community in rivers state. When I confronted her about it she told me he has an elder brother by name Mr Ikechukwu Onita and this man was fully aware of what happened but they don't reside her in omoku town and I can't even reach them.

Am living like a stronger in my town cause almost everyone knows about this story so much that I don't feel comfortable even with my younger ones anytime I go visiting.

I don't know how to go about this but I feel it's time I need to fine out who my real father is because I believe I have the right to know. I have never seen him before, not even a picture of what he looks like.

My mum doesn't care about this and she doesn't even care if I exist of not. Someone who can comfortably stay months without calling or hearing from me. Anytime she sees me it's like I make her angry cause she never smiles whenever she see me. Just that sometimes she pretends to smile but we both know we don't have that mother and son connection or relationship which I've in so many ways to bridge the gap but still to no positive output.

All this affects me emotionally but I jut pretend to be okey. This sometimes make me jealous of my younger ones even if I don't desire to be. My immediate younger brother who am older then with about 4years is done with school and is living in a two bedroom apartment, has a car which his dad bought for him while am still struggling to finish school and staying with my grand parent in my one room apartment. No matter how much I try not to feel it sometimes it just gets to me and make me feel bad. But I suck it up cus I can't complain.

Truth is I am not looking for my dad because of any financial benefits. Am almost done with school and the time I would've really needed him is past. I just want to know who my father is and at least call someone the name dad and stop me from having this emotional trauma.

Now she's been trying under pressure to see me through the university after I managed to get admission.

Please good people of Nairaland. I am confused and I need help on how to go about this, I just need to know who my dad is. He's still alive and living with his family in lagos but I don't even no where in lagos and no one would give me any concrete info about him.

Please anyone with any vital information on how I can reach him or how to go about this should pls contact me through this number 08032782297.

I have read threads on how people where able to find help in similar case like this here on nairaland and I believe I would do the same. This is the only reason am doing this.

Please mod help push this to front page so it can get to the right persons please.

Thank you very much and God bless you all.

My story is quite similar t urs,i too just found out who my mum is. I tried contacting him twice bt he doesnt seem interested in us(i nd my twin sister) heard he is married without any child. He talks t me anyhow anytym i call him since then i stopped
Just pray he looks 4 u