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If na Naija.. NPF go say their on top of the situation, where as the criminal for don travel go Ghana.. Or South Africa.. Naija is backward mehn!!!!

samilo88: Pathetic Arsenal fans are the ones who throng into other clubs page to post trash. Bunch of losers always want to take solace in another club's defeat. Did Arsenal even play in this competition, cos I can't even remember how they were eliminated. To the ManU fans, why still whining cos we extinguished ur hopes of wining a double? Come to think of it, if it was a ManU Vs City fixtur, I don't tink City would battle hard up to d last minute as they did today. Chelsea till the Sky turns red..

Mr Oga all these ones na sour grapes.. U are very bitter from the tone of ur post.. Stop lamenting, are you Jeremiah U lost, u lost.. U extinguished our hopes of double, but ur hopes for double too were torn to shreds by City.. Una no dey shame, u haven't beaten City in a long time.. They are ur masters.. Even if u guys had equalised, they wuld still have beaten you.. Una go dey do one stupid fire brigade for second half after always playing very poorly in first half of big matches.. Go and sleep jor, the weather is chilly, u need it

Abeg make Chelsea fans go sit down one place jare.. Shebi wen dem beat Man Utd, dem say na because ref no help us, na y.. Now they met their mate.. Man City who will keep beating them black and blue till thy kingdom comes.. U shld have left it to be a Manchester derby semi final.. Foolish okada riders.. Wen I talk say una no good, u tink say na lie.. Henceforth man city has been crowned ur masters till further notice.. Na Man Utd and Arsenal una go fit play physical football with na.. Man City dealth with everythn u threw at them.. Chelsea FC are the worst defending champions ever known to man..

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Ha ha!! Oshio Baba ee be like say dis one pass your level oo.. No be last week you turn 60?

1025: can anyone go back to my posts on the first page of this thread? i kept asking who the ref of the day will be. now those monkies that were insulting their linage can agree with me now that the champions of england cannot win even enyimba without the help of the ref. howard webb and clattenberg have been rested because fa and man u think the league is won. man u chelsea was an escape for manu though they could not escape it at stamford bridge. then again, u have a man city playing away beating this manure side 0-3. yes 0-3 because all the goals were scored by man city.
fa untited has nothing to offer. forget the shame and continue using your best signings ( webb and clattenberg ) if you want to win.
hahahahahahahahahahaha, man u players waiting to catch man city on counter attack. abeg, how many players were accompanying aguero when he was going to score that wonderful goal? who in epl can man u win without the ref?

Oga keep ur mouth shut.. Which oda ref do u want to add to the list?? Keep adding na.. Shebi na u be FA chairman.. Man City had a point to prove.. Who didn't know they would beat United? A small child sef knew! Worry about ur match with dem in d FA Cup.. We have nothing to lose, na ur yeye team get somethn lose.. So focus and leave Man Utd alone..

Abeg make man city go sit down one place. I knew prior to this match that they would beat man united caus they want to prove that they are better than us. And to pour some ice water on Mancini's hot seat. Let's see how Aguero would hand them the EPL this season.. Dem use money buy trophy, dem dem hapi.. Next match jare

Didi Love: Please provide evidence of the fraudlent activities you mentioned.

no mind the bad belle okada rider jor.. Each time they lose, they say its ojoro.. Like as if they are better than Man United. Why do you think Mr Abramovic keeps sacking coaches.. Just to compete with Man Utd.. All because he wants to dethrone United which is never going to happen.. Sir Alex has build a 27-year dynasty at Old Trafford, and one money-miss-road can come from no where to spoil it just because he feels he has money. Lai lai its not going to happen. United all the way!!

Some Chelsea fans think with their brains up their a.ss. So because you knocked us out of the Captial One cup and the FA Cup means you are better than Man United abi?? I can bet my life savings that this same Man City would keep beating you black and 'blue' in the FA Cup on Sunday. No be your fault na, na Bad luck Robben dash una Champions League last season na.
Una no dey shame, una dey struggle with Tottenham and Arsenal for top four..
I hate Chelsea and their loud mouthed 'agbero' fans..
Freaking okada riders..

Man United will be and ever remain better than your sh.itty team

Happy Birthday to a Great man

jmichael: From ur narrative, u wia busy tellin us hw u drive a rols royce phantom and move abt wit plenty fones and lappys. Dat paints a picture of a larger-dan-life, proud & arogant dude wit little or no regards for elderly pple. Thus I won't b surprised at ur lack of calmness and patience which wld av saved u dis mess. Dose r my detected loopholes in ur story. If I hear from d school authorities, I cld den make a wholistic judgement on d matter.

your post is out of point sir.. Why are you not reading the sense in the story? Wen has it become an offence to drive a car or own plenty phones.. How does he qualify to being arrogant, proud and rude?? My own loophole in ur own assertion is that of a person suffering from inferiority complex with all due respect. Because we are looking at an issue in the story, not the extra details in the story

[quote author=Nuzo']Ofcourse, you don't have to agree with me. Its a free world. However, we need learn to call a spade a spade.

And what if the lecturers saw him? Does that mean they recognized him?
Besides, in security; there's what is called access point. The entry or exit of humans and properties are thoroughly checked at this point. In this case, they are more concerned about the entry.

2. I'm not sure its an offence to go and see a student at covenant otherwise the dude wouldn't have been allowed access in the first place. Problems were that it was beyond visiting period and his friend couldn't identify himself.

3. They knew why they gave the bribe otherwise they wouldve found out the hard way that joining hands with an outsider to fight your school, company or family irrespective of the school's offences is a no no.

4. 'Dirty' rules? Covenat Uni does force people to attend the school.

5. I quiet agree with you that Covenant University and her likes are gaining so much importance cos of corruption and bad policies on the part of our past and present leaders.[/quote]you don't judge people based on mere looks. D mere fact that he had beard didn't make him a bad boy.. How could his friend have identified himself when he wasn't without his I.D card. And he explained that it was in his room. If those lecturers were sensible enough, they wuld have given him the benefit of the doubt to have gone and picked up his I.D card and show it to them.. It was a very simple matter, but they made it complicated. At least its not as if the boy was going to disappear into thin air after he had been allowed entry to pick up the I.D card. He was still always goin to come out to attend to his friend. So why the unecessary show of power? We like doing this in this country. Any little power we have, we use it to exploit the vulnerable

[quote author=Nuzo']And I'm sure this whole alleged "harassment" was as a result of the rush of students returning for a one week break. Lots of cautions are usually observed this day. They don't know you personally to believe you are travelling to New York that night with your car.

According to your narration, here are your offences:

1. You were disrespectful to the school authority by insisting on entering a prohibited area without any mode of identification.

2. The school authority asked for a haircut and an ID card from your friend. You guys couldn't provide that.

3. When told to work more with your brains, you flared up in another man's territory which is a security breach.

4. You bribed the security operatives.

Dude, just get over the N5k and do yourself a favour and drop the foolish sense of entitlement.

Being an alumni doesn't exonerate you from the rules and regulations of any school.[/quote]am sorry sir, but with all due respect, this was not the wisest of comments from you. I believ this boys story because there is a sense of truth in it. Didn't the lecturers see them when they came out of the hostels in the first place? Secondly on a sunday when school just resumed, how were they supposed to get barbers to barb his beard? What if the said student uses a personal clipper, he wuldnt still have been allowed entry into the hostel. According to him, his friend had his I.D card in his hostel room probably. He was escorting his friend outside the hostel, so he has to carry his I.D card around to everywhere within his hostel abi? Including the toilet? How did his hostel become a prohibited area all of a sudden when he wasn't just resuming? We need to learn to speak the truth. He claims he was an ex student, such shldnt happen. Look I am a product of a private university, so I know what obtains in these school. If you are not a student of a private university, you won't understand

[quote author=Nuzo']The OP is a very funny guy. My car, my laptop, my phone blah blah blah!

First of all, I'm not a fan of Oyedepo and his colleagues. However, I respect the way he runs his business empire even if I don't agree with most of it.

I've visited friends (students and lecturers) at Covenant University a couple of times. I as a visitor know that they maintain certain rules irrespective of who you are over there.

Just the lecturer said, its either the OP has low retentive memory, an outlaw or just bent on blackmailing Convenant University. I think its all of the above given that he is an alumni of Convenant University. He knows the rules!

The OP foolishly went ahead to tell us how he bribed the security operatives only to call them hypocrites cos they work in the christian University.
In the law court, you wouldve been doing time for bribery while your mumu friend wouldve been rusticated from the school.

To avoid all these next time, obey the rules of any place you step into....or simply, do not go there![/quote]

[quote author=Nuzo']The OP is a very funny guy. My car, my laptop, my phone blah blah blah!

First of all, I'm not a fan of Oyedepo and his colleagues. However, I respect the way he runs his business empire even if I don't agree with most of it.

I've visited friends (students and lecturers) at Covenant University a couple of times. I as a visitor know that they maintain certain rules irrespective of who you are over there.

Just the lecturer said, its either the OP has low retentive memory, an outlaw or just bent on blackmailing Convenant University. I think its all of the above given that he is an alumni of Convenant University. He knows the rules!

The OP foolishly went ahead to tell us how he bribed the security operatives only to call them hypocrites cos they work in the christian University.
In the law court, you wouldve been doing time for bribery while your mumu friend wouldve been rusticated from the school.

To avoid all these next time, obey the rules of any place you step into....or simply, do not go there![/quote]I don't seem to agree with you. A simple issue made complicated. Didn't the lecturers see him with the beard when he came out of the hall of residence? Were they blind? When has it become an offence to go and see a fellow student in school. Why would his friend be rusticated? For what offence? Their dirty rules are so obnoxious and provocative.. Its the Federal Government I blame for ruining federal schools in this country. If not, Private universities would never see the light of the day in this country

Joseph Yobo is damn right. Its very disrespectful!! For the fact that he is the captain makes it mandatory for Keshi or any member of the technical committee of the NFF to call him up and inform him of their decision to leave him out. Can the English FA do this to a certain Stephen Gerrard?? These are the things Osaze Odemwingie keeps ranting about. The NFF disrespect players, and this kills their motivation for giving 100 percent wen they play the Super Eagles.

onatisi: pls just try to ignore dumb posts like that , many ppl on nairaland just rush to type without thinking.

ignoring a fool like you is probably the best. I made a typographical error, but not to say that my point wasn't well taken. So that's the only sentence you culd take out, den am sure its pple like you who engage in patronizing h.oes like them.. I advise you to shut the f.uck up and just pass by next time ok

Well if this story is true, them those girls got what they deserve. Girls of Nigerian and African universities have one common slogan. 'Get money or die trying'
Girls can go any length to get moni. Opening of legs is no longer a sin as far as some hungry girls are concerned. Has anyone noticed that girls use the most expensive fones in Nigeria.. BB is now a handy tool to perpetrate any sort of evil. They call it 'setting P'. But my question is how long will discontent last. Evri guy that has a fine car, you jump into it.. Evri guy that can take yu to eatery, yu follow. I remeber the day I was at a private guest house in Lekki for an official assignment, my eyes saw a lot.. Including seeing a used condom in our room wen we got back from field work.. Our room was used for a quick shag in our absence. Young girls now open legs cheaply for Naira notes.. Must you belong Yet a humble guy wuld be dating them, but dey won't want to agree caus he is not as rich as oda so called yahoo guys, politicians and sharp guys who will have sex and pay you off.. Some girls have lost their virginity and all decency for Blackberry, for money, for Ipad, for Iphone, for car and apartment if you play your cards right.
I pity this current female generation of this county oo

I pity these Boko Haram pple, dem think say na only them fit shoot gun and make bomb abi.. If OPC pple come against dem ehn, dem go hear am. Or better still Niger Delta militants.. This country wuld just be war torn.. Make dem no try come Lagos oo.. If not Pple will so die.. Even the military will be rendered powerless. What kind of nonsense is this. Bombing nd killing for fun. Some Ibo pple don't just know how to talk. Must you Nna pple tribalise evry damn thing!! Kai Igbo pple are so troublesome ehn

I bet to disagree with Basket Mouth. Most Nigerian comedians are very creative with their jokes, most especially, AY, Elenu, Seyi Law.. Even Ali Baba himself is still much creative. Its just a few ones who recycle old jokes. Yet I must commend the comedy industry.. They have really improved.

lakhadimar: NIGER DELTA MILITANTS KO BENDEL DELTA MILITANTS NI. SO YOU THINK THOSE GUN WIELDING THUGS IN THE CREEKS CAN SURVIVE A DAY IN THE NORTHERN DESERTS?

they will be paid to go to the north and collaborate with the JTF.. Look.. Dese BH guys have so much intelligence.. Dey have sources.. Dey know where JTF is and what car they drive.. Truth be told, BH is gradually overpowering our military, nd if dey succeed in doing that, den we are finished in Nigeria.. Asari Dokubo once waned BH dat if the militants shld start, den Nigeria will be a war zone.. So why not engage the services of ex militants to work with the JTF.. We need assistance from US to give us intelligence.. Look at wat is happening in northern Mali.. A combined efforts of french soldiers nd malian soldiers plus nigerian soldiers and dey are gradually overpowering the rebels.. BH need total war.. I can't imagine I were in the north.. U can't go out, go to the bank, to the market, to clubs etc.. Its pathetic

This country is in big trouble.. These Boko Haram guys want war not dialogue, and the Nigerian Army are getting tired. I advise Mr President to summon a security metting with the former leader of Niger Delta Militant, Asari Dokubo to pay and mobilize a large number of ex-militants, send them for training along top counter terrorist soliders in the country. Monies shld be mobilised to purchase state of the art weapons if possible seek the help of US in the area of Drones and Intelligence.. Then go on a bloddy rampage in those hideouts where they have bases.. I swear within 6 months to a year.. A combined efforts of militants and Military men will put an end to BH in Nigeria.. No police shld be involved caus this is way beyond the Nigerian Police Force.. This is total war.. Fire for fire.. No retreat no surrender.. These guys want war, and they will get enuf of it.

This bothers on Ahmadu Ali vs Yoruba pple.. Some foolish Igbo pple started tribalising the argument, nd I won't stand anyone insult yoruba pple.. Yoruba pple have done this country proud.. No one is perfect tho.. Hausas have done more harm than good to Nigeria, so Ali shld stop saying nonsense.

Duru1: You must be having bad nightmares to inject Igbo and Yoruba in scenario of war. Yoruba can not dream of engaging Ndigbo in any form of combat, even hand-to-hand.

Ahmodu Ali is talkng trash.. How many things have the so called hausa pple done except plotting coups and bombing pple.. The Igbos can neva nd will neva run this county bcaus Igbo pple seem to always agree to disagree.. Every igbo man is always right in his own opinions, hence, democracy can neva thrive under an igbo administration.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Go su...ck on a lemon!
The point of the discussion is, was Nani's red card justified" .... That is the basis of the argument
Anything else is irrelvant!
Go and slam your head on a brick wall if you are mad about the red card!
Bet wetter[/quote]you are becoming very irritating and persistent.. For the records, Nani's red card wasn't justified in my own opinion. Even Mourinho knows this.. The referee was just too du.mb to see dat.. You don't take decisions dat will ruin a game of that magnitude.. Am sure the game was like 'an ant which sees sugar' in the eyes of the ref.. If it was nigeria dis kind of thing happend, am sure the ref wuld be lying critical in Igbobi Hospital at the moment

[quote author=Table Leg ]You are begining to sound like a starved donkey ... Go get yourself some lunch!
But if you want to keep chewing over the loss, then feel free .... Swing your keyboard or fling your monitor like Nani threw his legs about!
So long sucker....[/quote]why not tell me the club you support so I can bash you wela. You are just being a biased fuc.k. I seem to be wasting precious time arguing with you caus if it were ur team it happend to, u wuld have been the first to talk shi.t bout d ref.. I guess you, the ref, mourinho and arbeloa need a Fuckin.g orgy to celebrate our defeat

[quote author=Table Leg ]Oh for fu...ck sake, get fu....cking over it or go and die somewhere!
Why bother myself to throw a party about your defeat? I have a gazillion important things to do than worry myself about Manchester United success or demise!
The point is, Nani committed a dangerous offence on the field of play and was duely sent off by the referee who i totally agree with, based on the rules of the game!
Did i come here to comment about Barca and Alexis getting denied a penalty? Are you flipping mad?!
If you are talking about someone getting away with cheeky and dubious decisions, then i dont think you should talk any further, you are one of the hypocritical cun.ts outhere ... Manchester United have benefitted from several and numerous dubious decisions over the years ... But the issue at hand is not even dubious, it is not at all .. It is spot on!
The team i support doesnt matter in this argument, i know the game well and i enjoy it ... Clear the sentiments and bitter layers off your eyes and see beyond!
Manchester United were simply not good enough to make it into the semis, Nani was dismissed for a dangerous offence, which shouldnt even be allowed in a movie theatre, talkless of the theatre of dreams!
Get over it and move the fu..ck on![/quote]am sure if we had won, and the decision swung in favour of us, you wuld have alleged refs favouring United. How dare you say United are not good enuf to make it to the Semi's. Sounds like raw beef talk to me. We have a great record in the UCL. In four years we got to the final thrice. How can you just say shi.t bout United. Guy abeg I urge you to piss off caus yu are just a player hater.. Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A dangerous offence indeed. Wat wuld he have gained from doin dat wen we were leading the tie.. It wasn't intentional you dumb fuc.k.. Don't you play soccer? Is soccer not supposed to be a contact sport? There was no intention in the tackle at all.. Only Mr Cuynet Cakir the fucke.d up Turkish ref will deem dat as dangerous play. He needs to go for training all ova again to learn the rules of the game

[quote author=Table Leg ]Barged into Nani? Are you nuts?! LOL[/quote]why not throw a party to celebrate our defeat.. Since you seem to be smarting at d defeat like mourinho were ur Bleep mate. I have nothn else to say to you. Madrid were crap in both legs. They shld av beated us home and away since dey are madrid.. Wen barca were denied series of fouls ova d weekend, no one said a word. Including a clear penalty on alexis sanchez, no one spoke including yu. They have gotten away with cheeky decisions ova d past weeks. Let's see where it will take dem. We mite not have better players than most teams in Europe, but you can neva take away that team spirit from United. Tell me wat team you support. Am sure ur team must have been schooled by us for you to come and say bullshit about United.

[quote author=Table Leg ]Stop talking out of your anu.s!
Haters? what do you mean? You are just bitter .... Hate it when you succeed, SMH!
Best in England doesnt mean you have a ticket to do anything you want beyond England!!!!
I think Fergie was an idio..t not to have started with Rooney and i think you are a moro..n for thinking you didnt need Rooney
Teams always find themselves under pressure, it is how you react to pressure that makes you a winner or a loser!
After Nani scored, Madrid stepped up thier game ... They had flashes of brilliance in the first half, it was neck to neck almost ... United flew out of the blocks because they were playing at home and they pettered out eventually....
Despite having layers upon layers in your defence, did you see how easy it was for Real Madrid to glide pass?
The carved you lot open so many times ... Nani is not Vidic or Rio, you still had your back four in there .... They penetrated it with ease.. Ronaldo's second goal should have been defended better by a team boasting a mean defence ...
The laid in wait, and ambushed you lot in your back yard when the time was right, go and focus on your next game and stop giving silly and daft excuses on a public forum![/quote]I find yur comments very irritating and stupid.. Am sure yu are a Chelsea or Arsenal fan. I won't blame you tho. How can you expect to play 10 men against 11 and you say we shld have won. Arbeloa barged into Nani mid air. Nani wasn't looking. Like I said it happend soo fast. Wat did yu expect wen dey needed to score. Am sure yu fuckers are happy to see United out of the UCL.. Wen Mourinho got a red card against barca two seasons ago, wasn't he banned for lashing out at the ref. Wasn't he sent to the stands? They shld thank God for my boy CR7.. So no grudges.. I won't say further.

[quote author=Table Leg ]You are a dunce ... The red card wasnt harsh at all, it was a reckless attempt to get the ball thereby endangering the oncoming Arbeloa, that is definitely punishable and the referee used his discretion as you stated up there, and showed the fu...cker a RED, which i thought he duely deserved.....He didnt ruin the game for you crapheads, you never stood a chance ... Madrid were always going to score goals and i didnt see a Manchester United team beating Madrid over 90minutes ... I just didnt see it!
Nani on or off, Real Madrid would have still progressed ... I am glad it happened to a player like Nani, someone who is notorious for conning the referee on several ocassions in the past .... I am very pleased with the referees decision and the outcome of the game![/quote]you just sounded like a fucking hater. How can you say Madrid were always goin to beat us. How many shots on target did madrid have in the first half?? Answer me. We controlled d game. We almost scored. We put so much pressure on dem. And we defended well. If dey were dat gud, why didn't dey beat us in the first leg. If not for missed chances by RVP, we shld have buried dem in their own stadium. We forced dem into scoring an own goal, and yu are saying bullshit. Lady luck smiled on dem.. Bcaus dey beat barca, u are talkn rubbish. If dey had beaten us without a red card, I wuld have admitted defeat. One decision turned d tie.. We shall see if dey will win the UCL. Common Dortmund and Man City almost knocked dem out of d group stages. We shall see. Dey shld thank goodness for Ronaldo our boy. Let's see where dey wuld have been without dat boy.