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pahtahkee:
Sawwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyyyy nowwwwww. Yes oh the key is to be happy at what you do. Ok, who can you help me reach?

Now u are talking. I'll help u meet all the agberos for under bridge in Lagos.

pahtahkee:
Omo eleran. Good to know your trust is in God. Abeg I need leg too reach Fashola.

hanahn! don't call me omo eleran now . At least sha i have work dat i'm proud of
Me help u reach Fashola? who e be sef?

Got it

pahtahkee:
Lmfao! Omo eleran! You just got my mouth salivating now. Do you have abo idi? But you get leg oh. You already have a job before service. Elenu ni ibe oh.

I have to surf the internet for that one u mentioned now. We should have. Leg ke, Na God almighty be my leg sha. Who i be

pahtahkee:
Write my full name? Do I know who knows me here? Did you get it?

U search for people by their names, innit? that's how i find people. Put down ur own ID kapish & other relevant documents . . .

pahtahkee:
Hope no be MTN kiosk work you dey oh. Just joking though. You can't be doing MTN kiosk and be on the internet. So you are about to go for service. Thats cool. Get the experience no matter what kind of job it is though. It is highly needed now.

No na bukka i dey work. I dey browse internet for the assorted meat for customers . So which do u want shaki, pomo, roundabout, edo . . . i'm coming up with the list

nwando:
jkpretty looks like we're both daddy's girls.
That was wonderful what you wrote.

While I was in secondary school,I too had friends that told stories of their cheating dads,newly discovered half siblings,their dad's known mistresses.
I couldn't relate and thank God for that.

Interesting
All good daddies seem alike. I'm happy for the thread u created I gave me another opportunity to dedicate my love for him.

pahtahkee:
Not today. But going out to do some stuffs soon though. Are you at work?

yeah i'm at work, can't stay Idle. I would have died since i've been waiting for service. At least now that experience matters so much in Nigeria.

pahtahkee:
Are you on facebook as well? Let me know your id

Giving u my ID means i'm writing my whole names here, nah! that won't work. Why don't u write urs.

pahtahkee:
No be your terminology be that? Good morning sha. Am alrite, still feeling sleepy though. I do not have offline nairaland friends. I do not do this nairaland friend thingy. If I never see you in real life, nothing nothing for you.

Well whatever butters your bread. Still feeling sleepy? U nor dey go work?

@Pataki
Which one be oko orun for this one now. Don't u have offline nairaland friends? How are u today

@TKB
Popcorn ko guguru & Epa ni, Why would anybody look at ur face & think u are on the "quiet side". Baba rudest boi. .

pahtahkee:
Ko sooro! Take the remote control, so far you press the right button. The night is all yours. You have a better sense of humor than me. Don't worry I am learning from Ali Baba on facebook. That guy na first class mad man!

BTW, whats the ''P'' meant for?

Leave that coded, by the way, I've added a comedian too on facebook so lectures begins in a minute.

gota run. catch ya tomorrow.

pahtahkee:
Yes your hyena-ness Your people will be my people. Bow to you ko, Arrow to you ni. You better stop dreaming. Oya bark like a dog for me! Woof woof

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeee ROFLMPAO! U've got a huge sense of humour. Kudos, u try. U don win sef. I dash u the whole room. But i got the remote control

tkb417:
@JK
ahh, emi n form?
not been around. Sao Tome again. .
now u understand

All right, got it. Enjoy yourself, we'll talk on IM, but sorry my YIM has got a problem don't know whether its virused or something, i now use my MSN. I don't have u on the MSN so click the "add" when u see it. Bring goodies back o. lol.

@Pataki lol

pahtahkee:
Sorry I do not sleep with pillows. If you like sleep inside my cupboard, Mountain must meet The Great Prophet. Anywhere you I go, I follow.

Now will you just give it up?

That certainly means u are a He-Ruth I'm the mountain, & mountains don't bow. So bow to me. lol. reminds me of coming to america, Now say "Yes ur highness".

tkb417:
JK
mi o understand monosyllables o. speak english abegg
how u dey?

I'm good o. I meant no fighting with R-DD

Shey we've finished our fight. After i called u, u were still forming. And i thot fight still continues so i boned. Howdy? How have u been too?

pahtahkee:
I be Eedris? What did you win? Walk out which room? Na that night you will know that there can royal tumble. I no be gentleman for no reason oh.

Oh! that means, if u forcefully want to stay, i'm sure u have it in mind to hold ur pillow tight. i'll sleep on the couch. Or check ur next door girl neighbour. I'll knock & ask to pass the night so she'll know i prefer not to pass the night with a wrestler I've won now, common give up.

pahtahkee:
In universities here, lecturers are allowed to bring in beer and wine to celebrate with students for whatever occasion, it could be. So if you see me with my wine, I get celebrations with you.

Ok, enough with this your shakara jare. You too dey buga for no reason. Try next room ko, try next door ni. I wonder how it will be if you were in my room then. Tell me to waka from my own room?

Orisirisi

I'm sure u've seen a case where u are displaced on ur right. U will gladly walk out of ur room, throwing ur hands up.

We are thru with this topic, i won again

pahtahkee:
Na so you hate me reach? I will go with a chilled bottle of italian wine. See the cheap drinks you are even offering to use to wake me up with sef.

How can you send me out into the dark night, when you know there are gbomo-gbomo out there.

So in school when u go & read with peeps, u would have already carried your wine for the aftermath. Yeeee! I wonder how many book entered that your head. I would have searched u before u enter so once i see your wine its "try the next room" (if u like bring Moet Hennessy)

olulu:
when i say "break your neck" , i didn't mean break your neck o

since u can judge da angle she is taking taken
which is at 30 degrees ajacent to the angle of twistation d guy has taken,
that makes her a good kisser,
but its d guy doing all d work
that is y its called " break your neck",
doesn't allow for full penetration of the tongue,
only sideways glance, off the walls of the mouth



_{i don koloooooooo}

This one don pass me
I dove my cap. I hand u your certificate to give people the kissing lecture. Oya start ur job.

pahtahkee:
. . . . Lol. that aint going to work on me. Am a heavy and deep sleeper. So don't even waste the time to try and walk me to the door.

Make do with you get.

Ice cold water will do, or steaming hot water. U have an option, which do u prefer?

Find ur way home thru the dark nite grudgingly or live with an abused face like seal's

olulu:
its called "break your neck kiss", its done sideways

efuah:
ehen now. . . i was praying u come up n teach me. . . do we have good kiss n bad abi na rough kiss?

Can't u guys see the angle she's taken. From the angle u shall know them good kisser

No breaking of neck. LMAO.

efuah:
That guy in the pic is biting the lady. . . .

He aint biting Efuah, that's a very good kiss

@Topic
Yeah they are taken, I'm with the last one

pahtahkee:
Where would you sleep? In the kitchen

Ok Lol, that will only be counted as accidental sleep. Which i could grudgingly pardon.

But thinking of the real me i'll wake him up & walk his sleepy ass to the door.

Share an apartment yes, sharing the bathroom yes, sleep off while reading & spend the nite yes, but not share a room

I wonder why its always thank u mum. Why not Dad too?

If every man was like my Dad, a honest & true man, this world would have been a better place.
A God fearing man, a man after God's heart. Always, always thot us the way of the lord. He gave each of us (my siblings) the bible saying that is the only inheritance he has for us. He said he has given us the gift of life, which we will follow. I trust him, i believe him. He's such a good good father, not even to me & my siblings only, even to people around, church, friends, family e.t.c. He molded us shapely from childhood, which helped me greatly cos no matter what i never forget the home i came out from. When i was at school, with friends, dating, my home always rings. A wonderful councellor.

My Dad, a perfect homemaker, a perfect husband for my dearest mum, Oh! how i love my mum too. A hero which i look up to. He's the only example that made me think that men don't cheat. When i was in secondary school my friends often told me that their dads do all sort, it always sounded like somethings out of this world. It was when i grew up i had a cause to thank God cos i got to understand what they were saying about their Dads and i was glad my Dad was outstanding.

His ever there for us so caring soo loving. I envy the union of my parents. My mum is so lucky to have such a good man & i'm equally happy she knows. Growing up now, many of my friends call me my Dad's girlfriend. Once i go out & its almost 9.00p.m he calls to find out where i am. If he hasn't called they start telling me ur boyfriend will some call u. I'm so happy that i can be called ur girlfriend.

Unknowingly i have compared men to u, i have always compared. A standard measurement for men that came my way. I was chating with a guy the other day, he said "i can't stand a fat lady, the moment my wife starts getting fat he knows he'll no more Be attracted & that he'll cheat" i faced him & told him " slim & gorgeous women find their husband cheating on them, it only works with discipline & mind set" and i went further & told him "My Dad has never cheated on my mum & she's no more the slimmy he married. He's disciplined and i love him for that". I'm glad i gave the guy something to think over.

Daddy u are ACE, U ARE ONE IN A MILLION, I LOVE U, 4REAL.

Share a room with a guy

@ Topic bye-bye

This is childish, so so childish. There are ways u walk away that the girl will always always do anything to have u back. U'll have respect & the lady will keep saying 'u are the good guy she lost'.

I can't even date a guy like that, does he think it will be a plus to his ego if he told me that's how he layed off his 'ex, dang, i'll pick my slippers & run. Cos i wonder what he'll do to me if i hug my brother. Anger management na whahala, people like that can kill sef. O. J Simpson.

hollandis:
Learn to diversify,variety is the spice of life.You shouldnt act as though he is the be all and end all of your existence.There are many fishes in the ocean[i] bad advice[/i]

Soo u know

@Topic
I really don't like the way u've developed a negative feeling, in ur relationship, U are already guarding against the hurt that has not come or that might never come. Every relationship has its ups & downs so u have to be ready to face whatever comes since u love the person u are with. Don't try devising means to make it seem u don't care that much, cos not matter what if u truly care it will show.

Its possible u are feeling this way cos u may be the one loving more. As i've learnt that in a relationship one person loves more. No matter what, it can't be equal. Its only if ur love for him is taken for granted and u are treated as garbage that u can think of finding means of reducing ur love. The way u feel right now is healthy & isn't abnormal. Relationships have faces, but if both of u truly love each other, there will come a time when u'll wonder where ur feelings ran to & he'll be there for u at every beck & call. At this time u might be the one to take things really easy while he's all over u. "If"[/b]u both truly love each other, the table flips from time to time. Enjoy ur relationship while it last & don't wallow in thots of getting hurt.

I personally like practical guys as in [b]"show me u care don't tell me u care".

@TKb


Also, chill o no vexing with a girl.

@Almond
howdy?

@Topic
Bros no vex, we r sorry

@Pataki

U are saying i'm pataki, & u are still bringing out the tongue. U've not fully agreed.

What is the koko of ur wassup? Post my pics ha! So that people like PLC will go using my pic to replace the face of one of of his internet fantasies. The guy made an announcement of my name in one of the threads lately. He's looking for me to give him wahala, of which i no get. seriously i'm not comfortable placing my pic on a public forum like this. I put it once, i wasn't comfortable so i had to remove it. My email sef, i realised i gave myself a job of replying mails early in the morning as i may not want to be rude to anybody i just removed it. that one sef didn't last too.

As per proving wrong with ur pic, i can't see no face, just an image,soo make it clearer. No fear now shey u pretty. lol.

Gat to run