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This topic is just too funny

Which parent will allow her child to sleep in her boyfriend's house

The truth is that ironically many parents know their children would have at one time or the other slept in their boyfriend's house but would rather delete the thought from their brain.

Ur prayer as a parent is that ur female child falls into the right hands. Kapish!

I'm wondering the essence of the male virginity test. Ladies don't want u to prove ur virginity They are not expecting u to be one.

almondjoy:
even if the hymen is altered by horseback riding and gymnastics, it still remains there even where stretched. Is is not lost. Yup! Once a guy has "released" even in his wet dreams, he is no longer a virgin, for he has "eaten" the forbidden fruit and know what wild "passion" is!

word!

But really @Topic i don't want to know

chychy:
@jkpretty,
great story. i'm learning to let go and leave it all in God's hands.
like u said if it's mine, he'll come back.
but by God, i need 2 let go n move on

When things seems bad, In a relationship, do ur part & do it well. If its totally not worth it. let go. God has a way of placing us in the right hands.

okay ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Safurat, safeku, saferan, safukpomo, safushaki,

Bushrat, Bushy, Bushcat, Bushbaby, Bushdog . . . . till fades

almondjoy:
Sorry ooooooooooooooooh! Whoopppeee!

MAKOJO!

Haba! Whoopi ke, i don know sey u no like me arrrrrrrrrrrrrrl well --erm i still like something about her, her rasta & her acting


Wetin be Makojo?, Aj, AJ AJ AJ AJ AJ AJ AJ
How many times did i call u, tell me the meaning or else

I'm gonna throw u out of the bus oooooooooooo _{that light skinned conductor, oya open the door for Aj}

@ Topic
beggar Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! I just want to believe its not the same guy.

Its just too funny to be true

@poster this is some huge joke oh

It depends, whoever is more in love feels the pain more.

Whatever, it makes u both know the value of what u have.

Went thru a rough time with my boo & got separated early January, I told friends & family it was over & i was gladly enjoying being single altho it wasn't funny. I thot he was over it too, not knowing he was battling with his emotions/Ego. He called on Vals night & we made back together finally yesterday. Sweet confessions, lol. It just looks like we just started afresh. I'm actually glad we had that break. It was worth it

P.S if he/she loves u they'll always get back

dark skin-ded, don't even get on the bus--you ride behind on the camels with your humps!

Almond joy, i'll throw my palm from here & do twaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiii on ur face

Mamma mia how far? What do u mean by dark skinned don't ride on the bus

Look right ahead, "i'm driving"

stillwater:
That was funny ;DWe used to play with sand in our backyard that was fenced all round. Sand was our rice, some water leaves growing was our soup with water, stones were our meat. There was a ladder we placed on some tall wall, so that we could sight our father's car from afar before he sneaks up on us. If we happen to see him, everyone would throw away what we've been doing, rush into the bathroom, put on our night gowns and behave like saints.

Yes we did all that shit, we built houses with sand, we put our feet and mold sand on it. we make soup with grasses & leaves, we make "Eba" with sand & water. With lots & lots of mummy & daddy. . But just wonder why they mustn't just catch us

[quote author=D-reloaded link=topic=113781.msg1985621#msg1985621 date=1203696383]You are definitely one of the few that the whole "same sex school keep you from boys" crap worked on because seriously it's usually the exact OPPOSITE. [b]Those are the ones are so bloody boy crazy. [/b]I remember the ones around ISI, the way they would throw themselves on ISI boys was so pathetic. The guys that we wouldnt give a time of day those desperate tarts would become their sex slaves. pitiful.

I wouldnt send my kids to a boarding school nor a same sex one.[/quote]meeeen! i saw lots of that in high school, u could almost slap your friend. Once a school is coming over for one thing or the other, our girls are high spirited like they are infected by a virus. Na wa. (Funny ISI has been to our school before, our girls formed die but na lie )

@Aj
Thanx for the enlightenment

This topic is just too sensitive, but really i like the poster honesty with fact about what happend & his decision.

If the poster were your brother, many of the girls that have written otherwise wouldn't see his decision unwise. No body wants trouble nor the smell of it. Nobody wants his brother to live in a world of possibilities. i'm looking at it like if my brother walks up to me and tells me a story like this. I think he tried in his little way, if he didn't care enough for her he wouldn't have tried seeking help (treatment) and also its not every lady a guy meets that he wants to bare his child.

And if the lady in question were my sister, i'm sure i would have hated the poster but i'm quite sure in my little room i'lld wonder how she got to that stage.

Fine, many people may say isn't a relationship all about love. NAHHHHHHHHH There's more to relationship than two people in love or to talk of marriage.

Now @Poster
I'ld say u shouldn't completely cut yourself off her, altho, like u said she knows where u are getting at. Let her know u'lld like to offer any help she might need. I sense a feeling of guilt in u. I'm sure that's what made u come here. Since u don't want her anymore, don't get close but be of help.

A beg to differ o, there are wowo babies o, their are some babies u want to greet "cute baby" that the words will just hang in your mouth. and u find urself saying "baby baby".

But at least isn't it better to be wowo as a baby & be fine as an adult. Some people have such massive transformation.

My childhood was just in between strictness & caringly instructing. we were not locked up always growing up as a child but i simply cannot understand the reason why once we hear the horn of my father's car, everybody hurries from wherever to find their way home, even our dog of then hurries back in side. Every one forms activity by quickly finding a book to read. We hurry to the dining table with our books (how can i forget times table) The first question that comes out of my father's mouth is "have u finished learning your times table" "which one are u now, let me hear your 8 times table" and i could almost die if i can't recite it well.

I had this Ghanian home teacher Mrs. mensah who took away most of my activities after school, it was always lesson after lesson. Abi na me won become Nigerian president. So every free time i had was used in utmost joy & gladness. Same with my siblings. "You have to pass your common entrance" was what they rang in my head, but thank God i gave them what they wanted.

Going to Secondary school was like "waiting to exhale" . I saw it as a get-away. I got admission into a Boarding school, a single sex school for that matter. Little did i know what was coming. My parents thot going to a single sex school was going to keep me off boys. Yes it did, it actually kept me off boys the whole six years i used in high school & so pathetic that when i graduated i found it hard to hold conversation with a guy. This wasn't funny at all. Not like i didn't know what to say but i couldn't just understand So it looked like i was kind of snobbish to guys, but thank God i had an elder brother with friends, that soon made me get over it. But truly i can say it helped me stay off boys till i was emotionally ready to date Now guy friends are somewot the best.

Basically i think the primary school molding by my parents was good enough, it yielded good results but secondary school's was bad i almost swore never to send my child to a single sex school.

Oops! my Dad's mode of punishment was pulling my ears & twisting hard, i tell u its lots worse than pankere, i dreaded that shit as a child.

But really oh, there's a thing about this nurses & their flirtatious habits o. But i guess their major target are usually their patients not Doctors. Doctors in naija here are usually not game with them.

I could have asked u what attracted u to him in the first place, but like u said u were younger when u started. This kind of men are types that u pull & drag every now & then b4 they can stand up to do something for themselves . This can affect ur home & future, to them everything is ok, they have no positive drive neither are they ambitious. I had a friend that dated this type of guy, she had to leave him. He was also this clubbing/leaning of parents kind of guy, always telling her things will be okay yet no effort. My friend was overtly too ambitious for that kind of person so she had to leave.

U have to have a good talk with him. Even after that talk u have to keep reminding him the things to be done, but these has to be done carefully in other for him not to think u are the one dictating. Ask him what he's interested in doing first of all (his dream), map out strategies in helping him achieve it. Men like this need to be pushed. But lots better when they are involved in what they love doing best. Be wise girl.

Sexy lips?

Is that shoe polish lip gloss on those lips

Funny Pastor, funny congregation, funny church

I've been LMAO to some funny names here.

We know children are gift from God but which one is: precious, special, blessing, gifti, princess, queen, God is good, praise, glory, hossana, thank God

others: Emily, shade, Amos, soji, moji, ladunni, mukaila,

Just when u are about thinking a girl is stupid, just know u are about the stupidest person. I basically just wonder the set of girls some guys term as fish brains.

Girls naturally know when they being played, the option is now open to them to decide on which step to take. The option taken could actually vary tho. depending, on what each girl want from a guy. Many girls sense this, they know when they are being played on, their emotional attachment to the relationship truly may make them suck!!! the strength to walk away from the relationship might be what strains them, which makes some wait & hope for a change or finally walk away when they realise he can't change.

Now i say there's no smooth/sleek/experienced/blabla player. A player always & will always leave loop holes. U can never get away dat successfully. She knows, she has just decided to keep mute.

Think ladies are stupid? U'll be surprised u also have a player on ur chess board & she'll be checkmating soon.

It depends on the face, also depends on the type of gap tooth. But in whole its totally not my fancy.

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=113582.msg1980573#msg1980573 date=1203594911]Lol. . .jk

i was just draggin your legs. . . . . . . im a u dig me [/quote]I don't dig i get sha

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=113582.msg1980383#msg1980383 date=1203592081]says who?

and how did u confirm this?[/quote]Opps! My bad, forgot u're a girl, ignore my initial response.

Amongst all, why would i choose a smoker. Cause whether u like it or not u choose whom to fall in love with.

I hate smoke, i just hate the smell, i cld slap the cigar right into ur mouth. But here i am sharing an office with a white boss that chain smokes & puffs endlessly, rather pathetic, cos i'm actually the one smoking.

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=113582.msg1979855#msg1979855 date=1203581410]i call 'em with their names or better yet give 'em sum kind@ nick name or just ''babe''. . . . .

But for 'em cheesy ''darlin'' ''sweety'' ''honey'' ''sugar'' waeva are way too cheesy and sometimes irritates the heck outt@ me if u use 'em to address me and vice versa . . . [/quote]That's cos u r a guy, it kinda sound irky to my ears when guys use plenty of such endearments. I see it more like a lady thing.

Okay got it

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=113582.msg1972958#msg1972958 date=1203432117]Will it still count as an endearment?[/quote]Just wondering same

well --erm iice do u mean like "goaty head dearie"?

NaJa HaJe:
by the way why is ya HILFIGER boxer written upside down?

wondering how u got the view

@Poster
Lepa guy, common wear shirt

I'm soo dark & still love my man dark

No matter what we react to the color first. If he's not the color we want, well---then if he makes sense, we listen

Well, she maybe right?

Since the ur story isn't broad enough, i'll create a perspective.

Looking at it from an angle that though true she earns far above u, and probably has never asked u such favour. She might actually be stunned that that's all u cld get her. U might have been too blinded groaning over the fact that she earns more than u to actually see that she really actually needed the money & finds it difficult asking anybody else but her boyfi.

Don't let him/her push things under the carpet, drag it out & talk about it. Lest u guard against what u'll come back to face. Attack ur fears don't run from it.

"Lets talk it over, its not like we're dead"

The more u put pressure in making things work the more u loose it.

[quote author=Hot.Funmi link=topic=113557.msg1967454#msg1967454 date=1203327901]No, I've not. I use only the hunting gun during summer but I'll not hesitate to shoot anybody trying to come into my house through the window and I'll not hesitate to aim at his/her skull if there is any potential lethal threat from the intruder.[/quote]And u wouldn't even shudder at the sight of blood with ur own hands? Since u said u've not done it, i believe u still can't do it. Maybe its just an inflated desire in u waiting to be achieved but never will.

But seriously funmi Have u used the gun u possess b4? Can u actually fire at someone? I mean fine, there has to have been something that would have spurred that action, but just thinking about it. I think i'll fidget to death. Is it shooting to death actually or shooting to actually render the attacker incapable maybe disabled. Just wondering. Even if i'm given a gun today i don't think i know where to hold it. Keeping a gun really aint it. The devil is always at work. Cos u may end up using it at the slightest provocation, & aim at someone u'll regret over & over again.

_{Welcome back tho, nice to have u around, but chill on them men, u r gonna marry one}