₦airaland Forum

doveda:
Joe Blocks, you can't even afford my feeding allowance. Try again

Agbaya!

I've told you before, shave your vagina, before you talk to me. Come on na. You wan make smell kill me? Abeg oh.. Hmm.

ivyy:
Thanks dearie

Oh you're more than welcome dearie... Can I have you autograph?

Tashaamania:
Pot belly? Ewww, nooo. I need me some Drake puhlease!

You can make a Drake outta me puhleaseeeee.. I need me some work, work, work, work -out trainer.

ivyy:
I think there's a cash price but I'm not certain
Pls Join regardless

You're verey foine...

Tashaamania:
Thanks I do a lotta work, work, work, work, work - out

Oh baby... Would you mind if I join in the work, work, work, work, work, work -out? I have a pot belly I need to get rid off. Lol.

doveda:
It is not my fault you grew up in a brothel

Mr Nairaland generalisation police, how much does Seun pay you to catch monikers that generalise? 10kobo? 2 kobo?
Keep running after your juniors na. Don't wait to catch your breath. You must keep up sir! . Seun's money is waiting o

Agbaya ma danu!

Ah seun doesn't need to pay me. He doesn't need to. I enjoy suffering people like you who make love to generalization and fallacy. Its not healthy you know.

Mediapace:
Bro I've joined Nairaland before any of your crew even know the meaning of Internet,those that know me can Testify so no need of checking my profile and pls don't quote me again.

You aren't worth talking with!!!

Abeg oh! If you don join NL since you go no say wetin I dey yan na koko.

Why you come dey hide your real moniker na? Abi na gold or na diamond.

Abeg who no dis person make him come testify oh, since na church we dey now. Abi time for testimony don reach?

STFUareyouGod:
ok grandpa. You win


Do us a favour, be proud of yourself, use your picture as DP.

When you are bold enough to do it, quote me. Until then, bye

Okay rasta fried rice, I'll let you know when I decide to listen to you and take your advice. And whoever said anything about winning, we're having fun here aren't we?.

doveda:
It takes one to know one . That is what you have. Even Mznelly had to shut your sh.it up for good.

Agabya!
Mr generalisation police!
Mr Nairaland is my father's parlour!




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Look! Its not my fault that you've not had sex in 5 years. I told you to register your presence in the nearest brothel, but you refused. So, why vent your anger on me eh? Abi na by force?

SyndicatesMedia:
She's just having fun bro. Spare the broad.

Oh you mean I should spare the dumb broad?

STFUareyouGod:
you've always craved for my attention.

I'm sorry, you never going to have it. Count yourself lucky and blessed to even get this reply

Barca will never play NPL


Goodnight Grandpa

STFUareyounuts? What are you saying? Who on earth will want to crave the attention of a rasta fried rice brandishing sh1t locks, instead of dread locks?

LMFAO.

Laveda, this is humor for you. Whoever said I have a one track mind. hehehe

KnightX:
Soon they'd blackmail you and term you a "Knight". If you're 'lucky', your moniker would be banned for three weeks...when the competition is over.

Shey na today yansh dey back? How much does it cost to open another moniker?

Mediapace:
My guy if mimzy win,I"ll quit Nairaland for weeks.
I've seen the future,she can't win with all her yeye comrades lols .

Miss NL contest isn't all about campaign,it's all about FAME,join our train[Lanicky train] before it's too late.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR A WISE

Mediaspace, I hope you're not broadcasting from outer space? When did you join Nairaland to know winning miss nairaland is about fame?

Fame kor, famous nii!. If it was about fame rozay and tracy would have won it oh...

AlphaDex:
Joe, what's happening? I'll tell you to go look at the creative abilities and plotting of her threads and not the moral import.

creative ability where? In a thread laced with fallacy and heavy narrow mindedness? Dude, creativity doesn't mean one have to be best of friends with fallacy and shallow mindedness, no sir, I beg to differ.

This is an online forum and controversy sells like hot potatoes. That's what she's doing.

Being controversial doesn't mean one have to be senseless. I'm sure you've listened to EstharFabolous' voice note.

I've known her offline and there are few NLders who can match her wits and composure.

How many nairalanders have you met offline? Lol. I've met quit a few and what they spew here is what I see. So if this lady have any wits, it'll be nice for here to show it. So far, all I see is.... I'm sure you know.

STFUareyouGod:
when rain stop to dey fall, person wey carry umbrella go know say e carry load

Never forget, people still use umbrellas when the Sun is shining.

Oya say the Sun shall soon shine 10 times without blabbing.

SyndicatesMedia:
They're picking on her cos she pitched with mimzy. Doesn't that qualify these airheads to be described of "hate kids"??

Well I wouldn't know. But I show her the error of her ways because she share the same single digit odd number IQ with lanicky.

Making hasty generalizations and irrelevant conclusion seem to be what jadekitana is very well known for. Such a shame!.

Seun:
Parents often react with explosive anger when their lack of attentiveness bears fruit. This reaction often causes the situation to get worse. Sad.

The quest for chasing money have made parents loose track of their basic goal: good parenting.

mimzy:
Lol . Plenty drama o. You have missed . I was almost eaten alive but na Godwin.

Good to have you back dear

Don't worry, when the time comes you'll be eaten alive. Nairaland doesn't forget.

SyndicatesMedia:
For some people, their redemption won't come till Jesus comes. Do well to ignore the children of hate.

Like seriously? Dude, I mean like seriously

For jidekitana Of all girls. Gosh...

lanicky:
He shouldn't have been begging however it does not mean that I can't understand his predicaments. Because there is no public record of his wages and the lack of insurance by his international ‘club' make it likely that he didn't have much going for him. I am glad others hold the same opinion.

Everybody understands his predicament, that's why I asked what he did with the money he made when he was still playing active football.

You keep generalising. Saving money is not a guarantee that the state of Nigerian health system won't empty your accounts. You can insult my family, but Nigerians know what they are going through. Why don't you wait till you get into distress and observe how many family and friends would support you

Please get off yourself and sEe beyond you small mind. How old are you? Do you work? Do you pay house rent? Your parents still feed you and you're here making noise. What do you know about the nigerian healthcare system? Have you ever paid for someone's medical bills before? You embarrass yourself and show that you know absolutely nothing of what you speak of.

How will the nigerian healthcare system empty your account if you don't fall sick? And here you are speaking of generalization.

For your info, I'm much older than you and I know just what nigerians are going through better than you do. You speak as if your small mind can comprehend spending hours in traffic, after a hard days work and coming home and sleeping without light.

You have to go through my post history to see for yourself. I have been using the tag since yesterday. My bad if it didn't appear in my first post. You are not the reason it was up there. It was there for other people who can see past the ‘cheap publicity' and vote for me. Thanks for not voting for me.




Lanicky for Miss Nairaland 2016

And I don't need your thanks, thank you very much.

Knightngale:
two men with a baby girl is frightening, I swear!!

The law that gave them custody, will be the same law the will trial them if they decide to molest her.

Jadekitana:
Who could that Mod be? I don't seem to understand, but it's kinda sexy and creepy

1) The mod doesn't like me replying peeps who bash me

2) The Mod takes my thread to front page and immediately ban me so I can't reply any mentions until after 2days

3) The Mod doesn't like me saying spoilt things or flirting too much, any attempt to say er0tic words he bans me in annoyance.

4) The Mod bans peeps who attack me which is quite climaxing.

5) The Mod knows I like the knights, anytime any of them has an issue with anyone he bans them immediately.

Could this Mod be a jealous lover and secret admirer? Dear Mod you need to come out and make your intentions known, don't worry I don't kiss and tell. We would have a coded romance biko, but please allow me enjoy my free time here

Also, the mod doesn't like you making generalizations and jumping into conclusions.

crackhaus:
The nerve and sheer stvpidity of it.

Bro, I tell you, its grossly annoying. To think these assholes even try to shove such nonsense on us is even more annoying.

midolian:
Bro, go interview one person for Kirikiri..na den u go know hw far. Na dat time u go know why Metuh dey fall for chair

LOL. Well him for know say prison life bad na. All the time him dey give babe 2 million dollars to invest him for know say one day one day, monkey go go market, him no go come back. LOL.

Knightngale:
I read this news with shock and grief in my heart, a gay couple have been granted custody over a baby girl
How can two men look after a baby GIRL
I know she agreed to be a surrogate, but when she realized they were homosexuals, she changed her mind, she has a right to have a rethink when she realized that the child she carried in her womb for 9 months will live with two men who have inordinate cravings. How are we sure these pervs wont rape this child one day, sad day for humanity. Why should men be allowed to adopt female babies? makes no sense.


http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/04/gay-couple-win-custody-battle-over.html

Despite my dismay with this news, I'll say, an agreement is an agreement. Plain and simple.

I wonder the type of life they'll give her. Such nonsense is only found in countries that criminalize polygamy and celebrate homosexuality.

midolian:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/olisa-metuh-falls-off-chair-rush-hospital/

Na wa oh. So prison life hard like this...

Ishilove:
I always reply their messages...to lay curses on them

I do exactly the same. Lol.

Lanicky:

For how long did he play abroad? Was he signed to any great
club? If he had a worthwhile international career or contract,
there is no way it won't have had insurance.
If they were lobbying to get about £600 per month in around
2012/2013. How much did you think he was earning then?
He played for about five years in both local nd national
team.

Must he be signed to any great club? For him to know how to manage his money?

You should do a run in check to know how much he was paid when he signed for Grasshoppers, instead of jumping to conclusions.

What about other professors and lecturers?There were two
news on Nairaland some time ago. It was about a retired
professor who was a great poet and well-known that fell into
financial distress because of the poor condition of his eyes.
It was his church that gives him handouts to barely survive. I
can't find the link but perhaps you might know him.
There was another case, this time it was a lecturer not a
professor. She was wrongfully operated on. And she has to
spend day in day out to be kept in the hospital. I believe
there were public efforts to get money for her ultimate
surgery.

What about them? Didn't you see where I said professors have free medical health care from their various teaching hospitals? Stop throwing stones in waters just to make a point.

The professor who ran into financial distress didn't save for a rainy day, I thought I made that known to you? Also the one who was wrong operated upon should have sued the hospital, its that simple. Once again, stop throwing stones in waters just to make a point. And also, how can you use the instance of just two professors to two your conclusion. Generalization has always been your best friend.

That is a big generalisation you have just made. If he had
been prudent yet he have had to spend a lot on his eye
surgery and without another means of income, even his
savings wouldn't have helped him in a country with poor healthcare

Which nonsense generalization are you yapping about? What happened to reaching out to people, family, friends, well wishers and the likes? Blaming his predicament on poor healthcare is like saying Nigeria is rich, yet poor.

That is not true. It is not a fact. If you are a Nigerian and you
are not a citizen of another country, you are bound to lose
everything or almost. If it were so, most people won't be
using day in day out. You simply do not know how much
some people have had to spend in the hospital.
You are yet to provide an alternative to what we face. You
cannot criticise and tell us that saving is the way out. What
happens when savings runs out and the issue still persist?
Yes it happens, I know that because I am in touch with what
goes on with my environment

I suppose your parents have lost everything? As well as your family and relatives? Like hell what are you even saying? How old are you? I know just how much people loose, yet they get up and work, not lay low and complain. Awolowo once said, "the strength of a man isn't determine by how many times he falls, but by how many times he rises up, each time he falls".

LOL. Why would I look for your trouble? If you are looking
for someone to fight with you. Go and find someone else. I
do that to my some of posts nowadays. You need to stop
threatening me. I was not hostile to you. You are not the
only one in this section although I will appreciate your vote.
Thanks

I don't appreciate a person soliciting for cheap votes when I'm engaging in a debate with that person, when you first quoted me, nothing of this was even there, then for reasons best known to you, you decided to add it.

Just so you know, I will not vote for you, I don't waste my vote on individuals who can't see what's even in front of them.

Have a nice day.

doveda:
Mr Nairaland na my father's property, Mr O can issue all the threats I want,

Oya keep issuing threats na.


It is not like you are blind. Go through her posts and see for yourself. Thank God I am not the one using threats on someone I have never met before. Wake up to reality. This is cyberspace bro.

Ciao!

Abeg shut up joor! You delusional simpleton.

Ishilove:
I still don't know

I know, that's why I still want you to know.

dollyjoy:

Dolly baby, how body?