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Jokes EtcRe: Outcome of Marriage of Thief and Prostitute by joftech(m): 11:13am On Sep 16, 2005
This is very common, and the marriages do last as long as they remain useful to each other.

The children are gonna be fine-ass love-vendor and Hustlers.
BusinessRe: Starting a Bicycle Factory in Nigeria by joftech(m): 12:12am On Sep 15, 2005
The 'okada' (commercial motorcycle) has shown to Nigerians how unsafe it is to ride on two-legged vehicles here. Hence, I am not sure if a 'keke' (bicycle) is going to be the next craze after GSM.
PoliticsRe: We Can Learn From Venezuela's 'PetroCaribe' Oil Export Deal by joftech(m): 12:03am On Sep 15, 2005
To create greater harmony in the west african (or larger african region) by sharing key resources.
How can we share what we don't have. Hugo Chavez is only doing that to garner some support from other carribean countries since he know he's a blacksheep in the US government book.
WebmastersRe: Worst Nigerian Website by joftech(op): 7:48pm On Sep 13, 2005
http://registration.neconigeria.org
http://registration.neconigeria.org/index.aspx

This site's graphics and all others are OK. But it's not doing what it was setup to do.

Candidates for the 2005 NECO GCE can't complete their registration due to the inability of the server to handle all the requests. There are also bugs in the codes too.

I wonder why they have not stress-test the server before deployment.
Technology MarketRe: QLink 600VA UPS for 10,000 Naira at Computer Village? by joftech(m): 12:35am On Sep 13, 2005
It's ridiculous. You can get 2 of those that go for as low as 4,500 and hope for the best! Even when one give way you will still have a backup.
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by joftech(m): 8:18pm On Sep 12, 2005
Thanks.
Technology MarketRe: Latest Camera Phone For Sale by joftech(m): 7:38pm On Sep 12, 2005
That's what a camera-phone should really look like. At least you will get super-clear shots with that. LOL

I have a knapsack for anyone that's interested in buying that.
ComputersRe: Fiber Optics or VSAT, which way to go? by joftech(op): 6:38pm On Sep 12, 2005
@Tomcat, God bless you for that.
ComputersRe: Katrina Victims Need Internet Explorer to Apply for Relief by joftech(m): 8:04am On Sep 12, 2005
This is a stupid oversight on the part of the developer, they should have use an open standard web development suite instead of so proprietary "shit".

I hope they will get to fire those programmers as they did their former master (Brown) LOL.
LiteratureRe: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by joftech(m): 11:54pm On Sep 11, 2005
animal farm - george orwell
(i was too lazy to go to the library yesterday so i'm reading it online right now)
@Wes, can you please provide the link to it.

Thanks in anticipation....
Christianity EtcRe: "I don't believe in God, but I go to church" by joftech(m): 8:10pm On Sep 09, 2005
type God as G-d because this jewish kid does and i asked him why and he said he doesn't want to call God's name in vain that's why and i thought it was cool so i got used to G-d. capische?. .. . . . good.
The Jews have more respect for God than we Nigerians.

Most Nigerians here need to do more reasearch on theology, saying GOD is the only name of Jehova is not that so true.
WebmastersRe: Worst Nigerian Website by joftech(op): 7:35pm On Sep 09, 2005
My next entry is:

http://nigeriaplanet.tk (Nairaland Slayer, LOL)

Reason:

Bad Layout, Bad Color, Bad...
BusinessRe: Alhaji Aliko Dangote: What do you know about him? by joftech(m): 3:36pm On Sep 06, 2005
Let me just give all of you the secret, to get a million dollar takes a century, but once u get that million dollars you can duplicate it in 24 hours, thats the secret of riches. its hard to create but easy, to duplicate. I guess a lot don't know that.
This is very very true. Warren Buffet said the same thing too.
Christianity EtcRe: To Tithe or Not to Tithe? by joftech(m): 3:25pm On Sep 06, 2005
Question: Do I have to pay my tithe to a church? What if I choose to donate it to Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina or any other charity cause?
My sister that's exactly what God really want.
WebmastersRe: Worst Nigerian Website by joftech(op): 7:28pm On Sep 03, 2005
It wasnt' done by a professional web designer, so I'm willing to let that slip.
That website was done by "self called pro". May be you don't know how big that company is.
Music/RadioRe: Suge Knight involved in 2pac and B.I.G's death? by joftech(m): 10:59am On Sep 02, 2005
Why all the talk about 2pac and Notorious B.

How about Bola Ige, Dikkibo,..., can't we see that what we are facing right here is more than there.

Afterall that's part of their game.
FashionRe: What is "Atutupoyoyo"? by joftech(m): 4:45am On Sep 02, 2005
Am not a surgeon too
FashionRe: What is "Atutupoyoyo"? by joftech(m): 4:17am On Sep 02, 2005
Are you sure?

You will need to sign some agreement and wire some money to my account.


N:B
Final result may not produce the desired effect though.
WebmastersRe: Worst Nigerian Website by joftech(op): 11:31pm On Sep 01, 2005
FashionRe: What is "Atutupoyoyo"? by joftech(m): 8:14pm On Sep 01, 2005
there's no cure for 'wowo' once ure ugly, ure ugly..
There's always a cure for everything.

If you are so stupid enoguh to be ashamed of your physical outlook, i will be glad to perform a plastic surgery on you.

I have got some nice gloves from Mike Tyson

BusinessRe: Way Forward for Nigeria: Construction of Refineries by joftech(m): 7:51pm On Sep 01, 2005
@Omo-alahaja, if you can endeavor to go through all my posting here on Nairaland you will come across where I have made the same type of suggestion of yours (which you think is a new goldmine).

How about if you open a shop/office and start “The Masses Refinery Movement”, I will be too glad to help in designing a website for your new movement too, I will send you a quote though.

And instead of saying that Labour should be building refinery, how about telling them to become a political party. And why do you think Labour is the messiah of the masses, if you know what is going on between Labour and the FG you will know that all these call for strikes are just a sheer façade.
WebmastersRe: Worst Nigerian Website by joftech(op): 7:04pm On Sep 01, 2005
Thank God they have redesign it a lil bit. The site almost cost Obafemi Martins his career.
Nairaland GeneralRe: To Develop Information Technology in Nigeria by joftech(m): 2:18pm On Sep 01, 2005
@Codec, can you afford these original softwares if they ask you to be buying them.

Kindly check my blog joftech..com and see what i wrote on linux and Windows.
BusinessRe: Way Forward for Nigeria: Construction of Refineries by joftech(m): 2:13pm On Sep 01, 2005
Joftech please go and read animal farm and see what happens when the "masses are in power"
LOL, LOL,LOL.

Am talking about organized company this time around. Nigerians will buy shares in these companies, it's done around the world.

It is silly for us to be waiting for some foreign investors to buy NEPA and then Siphon all the gain to their country does not really make sense.

I think the FG need to put something of this nature in place. They can use the money for that "Privatization scheme" for it.
BusinessRe: Way Forward for Nigeria: Construction of Refineries by joftech(m): 2:00pm On Sep 01, 2005
The most important thing Nigerians need to talk about is regular electricity supply. If there can be a company that can raise capital from Nigerians and buy part of NEPA/PHCN when it's finally offer for sale.

That will go a long way is giving the masses regular and cheap power supply.
PoliticsRe: Will Atiku Get the Boot Soon? by joftech(m): 1:31pm On Sep 01, 2005
I will make sure they render the office of the Vice President null and void if you are the only qualify candidate for that office.
PoliticsRe: Will Atiku Get the Boot Soon? by joftech(m): 11:19am On Sep 01, 2005
That one is will never come to reality. And am not looking for dubious contracts.

Those that ruin this country to this level will never know peace. (Ashe ti gun)
BusinessRe: Way Forward for Nigeria: Construction of Refineries by joftech(m): 11:59pm On Aug 31, 2005
Construction of rifineries may not necessarily be the final solution. the US does not have much refineries still they have regualr supply.

if we can make our petrol to be like cocoa (we export 90% of it outside) and we still get to buy it's bye-products. what govt must do is that they must make judicious use of the accruiing benefit from out crude oil export.

the future really look bleak since nigeria largely depend on oil for her revenue. in 20-30 years solar power will displace fossil fuel, i wonder were we will run to then.
Christianity EtcRe: "I don't believe in God, but I go to church" by joftech(m): 11:52pm On Aug 31, 2005
what i really matter is someones good deeds. afterall Jesus has said it all "Not all that call me lord lord will be saved"

most Nigerians are hypocrites. they like to do copy-copy.
Christianity EtcRe: "I don't believe in God, but I go to church" by joftech(m): 11:40pm On Aug 31, 2005
the church does not make u a good person or not. if church make people good people nigeria would have become the best country in the whole universe.
WebmastersRe: Worst Nigerian Website by joftech(op): 11:35pm On Aug 31, 2005
And another one

http://mcdonaldscientific.com/

Reasons:
bad layout, bad ambience
PoliticsRe: Separation of Religion and Government by joftech(m): 11:23pm On Aug 31, 2005
When we look at all the 1st and 2nd world wars, they all happen as a result of religion undertone. I hope the current war on terrorism is not going in that direction too.

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