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Romance › Re: My Ex Is Making Me Depressed by Johel(m): 9:30am On May 12, 2022
6pack:
I never contacted her, I seriously made up my mind to leave her too. I bleeped 5x hotter girls them her, did every shit to keep her off but non actually worked.
She don tie u inside bottle,u might just be her scapegoat...lol
Romance › Re: My Ex Is Making Me Depressed by Johel(m): 9:28am On May 12, 2022
6pack:
I broke up with my ex 3 months ago. I have not been able to get her out of my mind.

She moved on got dumped by the guy in less than one month and she contacted me 5 days ago and I responded today. I tried settling it out and she said I responded late. That it can't work now. She even said she was going to see another guy . Like wtf.

What type of useless mind game is this please.
The fact is I love her so much. She is not the type that is after money or material things.
And I don't believe in double dating. We have been moving alone for 5 years now. I don't know how to get her off my mind. I have watch countless YouTube videos on how to get an ex off your mind but non is working. I have tried having sex with different girls just to get her thoughts off but its not working. This thing is affecting my hustle seriously.

Damn, let me drink some beer.
Life has been unfair to me relationship wise cry
Why u wan kill yourself ontop woman matter?, If relationship no work, focus on the hustle and gather up enough money....Na pussy no just make some men get focus for life....too bad.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa: "Hate Or Love Me, I'm Getting Paid" by Johel(m): 9:25am On May 12, 2022
Gistblog9ja:
Media Personality, Toke Makinwa took to Twitter to tell her followers that she is smiling to the bank whether people love or hate her.



https://mobile.twitter.com/tokstarr/status/1523630815904677888
And who isn't getting paid?...olosho...some of the said fans live better lives than her gan,....yeyebrity.
Pets › Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by Johel(m): 7:28am On May 12, 2022
Pets › Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by Johel(m): 7:06am On May 12, 2022
Realist12:
Africans adore anything imported.
because they know anything Africa is full of shit.
Pets › Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by Johel(m): 7:05am On May 12, 2022
VPN11:
Why do people hate these cute Nigerian Local dogs?

They are so lovable and they don't get sick.


What is wrong with the Nigerian Local Breed of dog?

A very wealthy man once came with his dog to the clinic for medical attention but before he came, he had called me. I was really expecting a German shepherd dog or a Rottweiler but lo and behold it was our Nigerian local breed of dog. To be candid, I saw disappointed faces among my staff but I tried to be nice to the man by saying nice things about his dog. We still did our examination and clinical procedures and issued the man his bill which he cleared happily.

Out of curiosity, I asked him why he chose a Local dog. He answered: “I guess I have to answer this question for the rest of my life”. He narrated his story about all the dogs he ever acquired and the sad way they all died. He spoke long about a Caucasian breed he once owned that was more of a companion to him & the way he usually goes to evening walks with that dog. The death of that dog made him give up on keeping dogs entirely but on narrating his story to a friend, his friend told him that our local breeds hardly die of all these diseases so he considered getting one.

I thank God that most members of my staff heard the story. After the man left I raised the question: “But what is wrong with our Nigerian local breed?” One of them said that it belittles the man, that a man of his status should own one of the best breeds available. So I asked again that considering his story about his experience with those breeds they preferred, what can they say? The other echoed that the man must have contacted inexperienced vets to treat his dogs. I only wanted to hear from them. I saw from their views, a resentment for the local breed.
The Nigerian local breed has been called all sorts of names such as “Ekuke”, shit eater, stray dog, local dog, “shinee” to mention but a few. These names are derogatory in nature to make the dog look unimportant and undesirable. “Ekuke” as they are popularly called are the dogs preferred as food for the cultures that eat dog meat popularly called “404” (four-ow-four). They are the cheapest dogs to buy in Nigeria. They are sold as little as one thousand five hundred naira (N1,500) about $10 (ten US dollars).

So what is bad about the Nigerian Local breed?

If you ask many Nigerians that resent this breed of dog the reason why they dislike it, they won’t be able to give you concrete reasons. Many of us have seen very intelligent local breeds. Many of them are trained and used for hunting bush meat by locals in which they perform excellently well. In the rural areas these dogs are usually the best for securing the compound or yard against intruders, although they are good at alerting against strangers. I have seen many of these dogs doing spectacular things but I guess like Jesus said: “A prophet is not recognized in his environment…” I have seen foreigners who prefer our own breed to theirs, pointing out the unique features they possess while we, Nigerians buy books to read about the foreign breeds.
I guess we, Nigerians should start to love our local breed of dogs and also acquire and keep them just like the man in the story above.

Let me tell you a fact that Local Nigerian breeds resist many of the diseases other foreign breeds will die readily from here in Nigeria. So think about it.

Here are some of the dog breeds that make up the Ekuke

1.Basenji

2.Azawakh

3.Greyhound

By Kodichukwu Okonkwo, DVM
Cos dem no dey hear word!...and dem resemble Sapa breed grin grin
Phones › Re: Whatsapp Will Now Let You Add Up To 512 People To A Group (Photo) by Johel(m): 3:45pm On May 11, 2022
Mirabella01:
Telegram is ahead on this. Nevertheless, it's a commendable step.
Telegram dey learn.
Nairaland General › Re: State One Question You Hate Being Asked. by Johel(m): 11:33am On May 11, 2022
Vinnie2000:
Some examples.
*Why are you not married?
*Do you have a serious Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
*Are you a Virgin?
*Are you a graduate?
*Do you smoke or drink alcohol?
*Which church do u attend?
*Are you a tither in your church?

Mine is: ARE YOU BORN AGAIN? AND WHICH CHURCH DO U ATTEND?
I normally answer 'I nor dey go Church. The work i dey do nor dey give me chance'!

So What's yours?
Don't ask me why I look dark, I work hard to make money,and I do field job,I no fit sit down for one office from Morning till noon.

Don't ask when I will get married,cos u fit collect, my marital time ain't no one's business.

Don't ask me why I don't go to church because it's not your business also.
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Admitted In Texas Hospital - Gistlover by Johel(m): 10:43am On May 11, 2022
Ademide44:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CdYfuDpDkET/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
I really love Genevieve but e no concern me,...I wish her quick recovery.
Crime › Re: Usifo Ataga's Murder: Chidinma Fatally Stabbed Deceased Severally - Police by Johel(m): 10:33am On May 11, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Well..it's self defense of course..she defended herself by stabbing him to death..you don't try to forcefully rape a lady... she was probably exhausted from the previous round..

Why hit her head with a glass?the man probably had evil intention against her..to the extent of struggling with her all cos she didn't satisfy your sexual urge..so evil..

Glad she defended herself..the judge should set her free immediately..

Note:y'all who won't agree are free to cry on my mention as usual.. grin grin
You are so stupid...if you have a brother,pray he doesn't fall into the hands of a criminal and murder like chidimma....birds of same feathers!...Maybe when any of your male relation gets killed like chicken ,I will see how u will react...Fool.
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: My life at Risk sharing same Detention with Criminals by Johel(m): 7:17am On May 11, 2022
Insecurity:
My Life At Risk For Sharing Same Detention Facility With IPOB Members, Terrorists – Disgraced ‘Super Cop’, Kyari
Kyari disclosed this through his lawyer, Nureini Jimoh, while asking the Federal High Court in Abuja to review his bail application initially rejected.








https://saharareporters.com/2022/05/10/my-life-risk-sharing-same-detention-facility-ipob-members-terrorists-%E2%80%93-disgraced-%E2%80%98super
Is he different from those criminals in detention.?
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari: My life at Risk sharing same Detention with Criminals by Johel(m): 7:16am On May 11, 2022
Insecurity:
My Life At Risk For Sharing Same Detention Facility With IPOB Members, Terrorists – Disgraced ‘Super Cop’, Kyari
Kyari disclosed this through his lawyer, Nureini Jimoh, while asking the Federal High Court in Abuja to review his bail application initially rejected.


Are you different from those criminals??





https://saharareporters.com/2022/05/10/my-life-risk-sharing-same-detention-facility-ipob-members-terrorists-%E2%80%93-disgraced-%E2%80%98super
Foreign Affairs › Re: What You Need To Know About Russia (Facts And Pictures) by Johel(m): 6:04am On May 11, 2022
suratwo62:
The Russian people are nearly ALL trying to RUN AWAY from Russia. ALL the rich Russians live in the West. They live in America or France or Britain or other countries.

Person were get something know say e bad. You were no know anything say e good.
A Glimpse Into Life In Russia Today
MOSCOW, RUSSIA - MARCH 05: Russians, many of them poor, sell items at an outdoor flea market on the outskirts of Moscow on March 5, 2017 in Moscow, Russia.
Story story stooooory. grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: What You Need To Know About Russia (Facts And Pictures) by Johel(m): 11:14pm On May 10, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Pictures' Source: Russia's Instagram Page
Text's Source: Britannica
How much I love Russia..Lord please before I die,let me perceive the goodness of Russia's air....all HAIL PUTIN!
Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend Is A Weed Addict by Johel(m): 10:14pm On May 10, 2022
Blupen:
you pass obi cubana
Amen o...u sef pass Dangote.
Career › Re: It's International Nurses' Week- What Do You Have To Say About Nurses? by Johel(m): 5:49pm On May 10, 2022
OluwakemiRN:
It's another Nurses' week celebration.Have you celebrated a Nurse today or you think they don't deserve to be celebrated.

I believe Nurses are angels in human forms sent by God to the world to help humanity.No wonder they are known for being selfless and compassionate.

What do you all think about Nurses? I would like to read from you all.

What was your best moment and worst moment with Nurses? Feel free to share.

Kindly note that Nurses are not just those who put on white in the hospitals, anybody could put on white.White uniform does not make anyone a Nurse. To be reffered to as nurse, the person must have undergone at least three years training in an institution and passed the professional Exams organized by NMCN.
So, before you drop your comments, be sure the person you had an encounter with is a registered Nurse.


Feel free to share your comments now.

Happy sharing
Respect to the nurses
Phones › Re: Live Pictures From TECNO Exclusive Stores Grand Opening by Johel(m): 5:46pm On May 10, 2022
Ennyholar:
Smartphone brand TECNO launches her latest 3 exclusive smartphones and accessories store in Lagos.

The stores are located in SPECTRUM IKORODU No, 10 Agric/ Isawo Road, Agric Bustop Ikorodu, CRYSTAL LIFE Computer / shopping Mall, 3 Isheri Road, Jakande Gate, Oke Afa, Isolo and SPECTRUM ALABA No, 9 Abuja Plaza, Ojoo Alaba International Market, Alaba Lagos.

The stores will offer exclusively TECNO smartphones. The brand is also promising amazing deals and gift items for customers who will be visiting the stores between 10th to 14th of May 2022.

Check out some of images from the grand opening.
These people are just opening stores everywhere,I saw another opening at jakande gate Isolo just today...be like dem dey sell Wella.
Celebrities › Re: Da Grin's Father Emotional As He Listens To Pon Pon Pon And Speaks About Him by Johel(m): 5:41pm On May 10, 2022
MrHighSea:
He made his on prints in the industry.

I wonder what people see in Portable.
I keep asking myself same question deep down...some say it's grace,but people with grace don't act like nuisance...well what do I know. undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Professor Benedicta Egbo To Contest For 2023 Nigerian President by Johel(m): 12:58pm On May 10, 2022
dre11:
PUNCH
She ain't white...I no want.
Family › Re: What Lesson Has Life Taught You So Far? by Johel(m): 12:57pm On May 10, 2022
Znation:
Hello Nairalanders,

What lesson has life taught you?

Is it what you've thought it is?

Is where you are today were you thought you would be by now?

" I remember growing up as a child, i thought life is just six years in primary school, six in secondary, the following year for jamb, next is to gain admission into the universty, spend another 4 or 5 years in the universty, look for job, get the money, build my house and buy the latest car in town, and then look for a wife.

But while growing up, i find out that life is not what i thought it is. Six years in secondary turned 8 years rather.

I know of my childhood friend who told me he would become a lawyer, but haven repeatedly written jamb for 5 times without a break through, he was force to start learning a mechanic work.

Sometimes, i ask myself; what is the purpose of living, why is living a life so difficult..

At this point in time, my lesson is that nothing good comes easy; and to be happy, you have to make others happy too.

Have a nice day
Tomorrow isn't guaranteed,watch how you live your life,be fair to your fellow neighbour and acknowledge God in all doings.

Respect yourself enough to know when to push and when to withdraw.

Be patient, don't be fast to react.

Save money from all earnings.

Be knowledgeable and presentable.

Be kind but know your limits.

Have self control/discipline.
Career › Re: Is It Your Passion Or You Are Doing This To Just Make A Living? by Johel(m): 12:52pm On May 10, 2022
Oluwaseun27:
When I was young,I always wanted to be a medical doctor. Growing up, I decided I wanted to a commercial student,this time with no particular career in mind. My love for Economics was the force driving me to get going. I wrote my SSCE (WAEC & NECO) with the aim of studying Economics. My father denied me the opportunity of studying this course. Why??
His reason was because Economics isn't as professional as Accounting. That year,I was devastated because I hated Accounting. All I was doing was because I needed it to graduate from my secondary school.
Long story short, I am not practicing what I studied in the university. I am ,now, a freelance copywriter and a fashion designer.

What about you? Are you like who is not doing what she loves? Let's hear your story!!
Passion ni o...but I'm still looking for more offers that align with my crafts and lifestyle.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Lady Mourns Her Sister Who Died In Motor Accident by Johel(m): 11:38am On May 10, 2022
BadNews:
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What a world my dear, but many still don't pay attention to details...they just live life anyhow,till now I can't believe my elder sis is no more...but what can I do?,life must go on cos someday e fit be me too,better dead than to be born into this unbalanced world..Rip to the dead.
Family › Re: Lady Studied Law To Get Her Father Out Of Prison (Photos) by Johel(m): 11:29am On May 10, 2022
Niece:
A Lady who chose to study Law with an aim of getting her convicted father out of prison has taken to her social media page to celebrate after she finally made her dream come through.

According to the young lady, her father was given a life sentence for a non-violent drug crime when she was 4-years-old.
She decided to study law when she grew up in order to get him out of prison.

The excited lady who shared pictures of herself and her father said her father was released from prison just when she was about to graduate from school.
The lady further revealed that her father has spent twenty years in prison.

Sharing the picture she wrote;


https://mobile.twitter.com/teeliciouss_/status/1523392794735251458
I hardly believe alot of this news on the internet,

But in life, anything can happen this.
Politics › Re: Receipt Of Goodluck Jonathan’s N100M APC Presidential Form - Photos by Johel(m): 11:25am On May 10, 2022
PrinceOfLagos:
GEJ is coming
He's not coming anything...Some group of northerners got the form for him,which he rejected and even saw it as an insult...Jonah dey im lane.
Car Talk › Re: Snake In AC Vent: Car Owners, What’s Your Next Move? by Johel(m): 7:47am On May 10, 2022
money121:
Car owners, what’s your next move? undecided

For me i will pick Race ooo grin grin
Ah...I go kuku leave the car for the snake o...I hate snakes!, I can't stand the site..cursed evil creature.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia's Massive World War 2 "Victory Day" Military Parade In Moscow (Pix, Vid) by Johel(m): 3:10am On May 10, 2022
ken6488:
I don't understand

Did he declare war
No he declared prayer and fasting. grin grin
Health › Re: What Could Have Caused This White Tongue? (Viewers Discretion) by Johel(m): 3:01am On May 10, 2022
LIGHTHEARTED0:
yes sure it being persistent these days, i do brush at least 2 times per day, but still do notice it every morning

i stopped smoking cos they said it caused it

i just don't want to believe it weak immune system caused by HIV, cos don't have other noticeable hiv symptoms embarassed
It's not smoke.... that's HIV symptoms,they come bit by bit...please no allow anybody tell u say Na smoke....go for HIV Test asap.
Health › Re: What Could Have Caused This White Tongue? (Viewers Discretion) by Johel(m): 2:59am On May 10, 2022
LIGHTHEARTED0:
i need any medication or any medical explanation to this white tongue, i don't wanna believe it oral thrush

i also noticed some pain in my muscles especially finger joints, but they are relieving me now

please help me,any medication or reason i have it

i have stop smoking some weeks ago but it still there every morning i wake up

insult and bashing it allowed by the way
Symptoms of infection....but make I no talk the infection make I no put fear for ur mind...just go see doctor abeg..
Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend Is A Weed Addict by Johel(m): 2:54am On May 10, 2022
Blupen:
johel
I hail you
Why u dey hail me?...I be Obi cubana?
Romance › Re: Help My Boyfriend Is A Weed Addict by Johel(m): 2:42pm On May 09, 2022
Abetterperson:
I met my boyfriend sometimes last year, I really love him, he's caring and we complement each other quite well.
His the first son of his family and his dad is quite absent in his life.

he started working at the age of 15 to support his family and has been working since then to support himself and his family, in simplest terms he carries a lot of burdens.
The problem I have with him is that he is addicted to weed, he doesn't let it control him, he functions well but I just have a problem with it.

Please how can I stop him
He says it stops the pain but I don't want it to destroy him.
You are the problem!...you think handling big responsibility is a joke? U want make man crase?...that weed is what has been keeping your bf going,abeg allow the young man be...weed is bae,be a source of motivation to him... I'm a chronic weed smoker and I function on 100,...if I were you,I will join him...Una love go sweet pass the ones for India films...lol
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Left My House To Go Have Sex With Another Man by Johel(m): 12:45pm On May 09, 2022
[quote author=22o62021 post=112641146][/quote]Lagos girls...never take them seriously...Do your own and give space for the next customer because she's never your own,it's just your turn.
Food › Re: What's The English Name Of This Fruit. by Johel(m): 12:01pm On May 09, 2022
RoyalBlu:
A combo of this with coconut and tigernuts is a total package of goodness smiley
Tell me more about it...I love trying new things. grin grin

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