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Car Talk › Re: $142Million Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR Uhlenhaut Coupe Most Expensive Car Ever Sold by Johel(m): 8:20pm On May 22, 2022
Macsjebs:
Source: www.architecturaldigest.com/story/world-expensive-car-just-sold-all-time-record-142-million#

www.businessinsider.com/most-expensive-car-mercedes-benz-300-slr-auction-2022-5?
That's how they will be spending big money on things that doesn't make sense...well,their money,their business,when e reach my turn,I know what I will use my resources for.
Business › Re: Nigerian Lady Shows Off What It Takes Her To Make Money In A Legit Way by Johel(m): 7:21pm On May 22, 2022
AprokoGirl:
As shared By Chiamaka Marvelous With caption ....



Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/Cd2jHOSD9zI/
With dedication and focus,this lady will be far successful than many oloshos...God bless her legit hustle,may her destiny helper locate her...On God.
Travel › Re: Good Beach: The Newest Beach In Lagos (Stunning Pictures) by Johel(m): 2:42pm On May 21, 2022
God1000:
The Good-beach in Victoria Island Lagos

The ultra-modern beach was opened on April 15.
This is amazingly beautiful, Lagos state is doing well.
Oh boy!! shocked shocked
Health › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 10:34am On May 21, 2022
Ninisun:
He has nothing to offer apart from his third leg, what do you expect...shebi na only women be liability shocked
Lol.. grin grin... nothing to offer tbh
Health › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 10:33am On May 21, 2022
shedy03:
She dey manage him with sex as she said the guy no get money, lol.
grin grin abi
Health › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 9:23am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
She said she is giving me two days to fix ut up
Pasa bitters herbal drink will help you...take 2 small plastic 10mins before she comes....e go high you well,and it's harsh in taste...but try it and thank me later.
Health › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Johel(m): 9:20am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
So she's with you because of sex?...guy!sorry Na your name.
Health › Re: How Weed Addiction Almost Ruined My Life back in University Days by Johel(m): 11:28pm On May 20, 2022
Danielle09:
This story am about to tell you is personally about my life and I hope people will learn from it
Lol... weakling. grin
Health › Re: Abnormal Growth On My Forehead And Wrist by Johel(m): 11:24pm On May 20, 2022
Eastcoastboy:
Please how did you treat it? Mine was through an accident brushed my head on the tarted road last month, since then it has refused to go down. I'm bothered.

I went to the hospital the Dr. Inserted syringe on it and drew it out without anything and said it's nothing that I should leave it. Something wey bulge oh! See Dr. Dey wine me. Please y'all should help.

I've applied ice block but once I sleep and wake up the bulge rises again.

Abeg.
Sigh...well, I didn't treat anything o before I go dey hear million million inside hospital,money wey I suppose use dey see front i go come give one doctor wey Na 50 50 chances,..

I left it and accepted that nothing I can do about it, I wear cap most often while out, I'm unbothered because I'm a fine man so it doesn't make it so obvious except u observe closely at the upper part leading to the back skull,it's just by the centre. grin ;...Wetin man go do?...Only God knows...guess we are some kinda breed.. grin grin
Health › Re: Help!! My Life Is Being Destroyed By Drug Addition. by Johel(m): 9:19pm On May 20, 2022
MyExpression:
What's your justification for taking Arizona?

It's still an addiction man!
Addiction is when you allow substances take over your brain,making one inactive in certain areas due to abuse... I'm never addicted to anything bruh...i smoke and do other hard stuff moderately,I work with 2 strong firms and I've been working for years without any issue ,so it's only when I'm home or chilling with friends that I dope n do cloud 9 shii...I don't abuse anything cos I know the risk... I'm educated and one with knowledge to an extent..So bruh...self control is all you need for your own good.
Health › Re: Abnormal Growth On My Forehead And Wrist by Johel(m): 3:08pm On May 20, 2022
engrjosefz:
Good Day Medical Experts here, Please I would like to know the effects of this growths I am noticing recently on my wrist.

The one on my forehead has been there for a long time say 5 or 6yrs back, I can't recall, but the one on my wrist started developing like months back.

It's a bit hard and fleshy, I don't feel any pains or whatsoever except when I press it very hard, but I am beginning to feel concerned about them.

What is the name, causes and effects on the body?

What Medical Solutions can I seek?
See Attached pictures.
The same thing developed on my head some years ago...e come make my ogor long on kind grin grin...back head come be like alien..
Health › Re: Help!! My Life Is Being Destroyed By Drug Addition. by Johel(m):
wawwZee:
I am currently in lagos. I started using tramadol durring My University days in 2015. The drug proved to increase My energy and always at alert but currently if i dont take it i can't function throughout the day.

I am seriously seeking a way to get out as I am not financially okay to afford rehabilitation. This has really affected My social life.
Lol...you are not wise...I've been taking TM since 2012, that shit keeps me going,but guess what,I don't get addicted to nothing cos addiction kills,it's abuse...I take it only to work like workaholic without getting tired or to feel myself when I feel low, if I'm good on a norms,I don't take it,instead I just smoke my Arizona...you need to watch it...too much of everything is bad...don't blame trams,blame it on your indiscipline...I wanted to buy today sef,but I refused to because there's no reason for me to..
Foreign Affairs › Re: Dwight Schar: Inside £48million Superyacht Owned By US Billionaire (Pictures) by Johel(m): 2:55pm On May 20, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Source: The Sun
Vanity...one mighty wave can sink this yacht, and all will be gone in a blink..
Health › Re: What Is This On My Brother's Body? (Photos) by Johel(m): 2:51pm On May 20, 2022
hugelyendowed:
This has been on my cousin's body since December last year. It scratches him. It's located on his ribs/stomach region.

Initially they felt it's traditional stuff but after series of treatments with herbal and traditional procedures, no show.

He had to go to hospital and Even did blood culture. Yet it still scratches him ftand has refused to go.

Please any reasonable contributions on how to cure this permanently will be appreciated. Thanks. He will be reading.

Note: The two Labs he did at a hospital and at a lab centre all show that he is HIV Negative. So that one is ruled out totally. He is not even promiscuous.

Allergy is another suspect. He doesn't even rub creams.
Ringworm
Food › Re: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Johel(m): 11:38am On May 20, 2022
sukkot:
now guys understand that i somehow have the feeling that i got cheated. in fact i know i got cheated but i would need you guys to tell me if i got cheated or i did well. but that is not the story. the story is this so she brought the plantain. six in total and said 2000 and i knew right away i was being cheated but see sometimes as humans we have to look past this being possessive with our money stuff. you have to once in a while ( or frequently ) reward people who are trying and making an effort to succeed. dont always feel the need to squeeze every last drop of your change out of people or to beat peoples prices down to the point where they cant make a living themselves. ALWAYS have some bit of compassion for people and think about their survival too. stop pricing down people to where they can hardly make a living after working so hard

and so back to my story i looked at this woman, she is sitting under the sun all day i looked at her tray, there is maybe like 7 bunches of plantain in there. am thinking if she sells all today she gets 14000 but of course she bought the plantain somewhere else so she has to pay for the plantain too so at the end of the day what is her profit margin ? maybe for herself for the whole day maybe 3000 ? and she will buy food while sitting there for 10 hours so maybe she takes home 2000 ? she looked like she has children she will have bills and expenses etc etc etc. MY POINT IS THAT I KNEW I WAS GETTING CHEATED BY BUYING THAT PLANTAIN FOR 2000 BUT I DIDNT MIND GETTING CHEATED BECAUSE SOMETMES YOU JUST HAVE TO REWARD PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD. AND SO I GAVE HER THE 2000 AND HOPE HER LIFE IS FINE.
Dem force you buy am??
Phones › Re: Phone I Ordered From Aliexpress Is Being Held By Nigerian Customs by Johel(m): 12:19pm On May 19, 2022
foolbuster:
You are very stupid but you don't know.
Na mumu still be your middle name grin grin...cry blood.
Phones › Re: Phone I Ordered From Aliexpress Is Being Held By Nigerian Customs by Johel(m): 10:03am On May 19, 2022
onlinetrader:
That's the problem with some of the kids with on this forum with internet access. Very rude and stupid.

You think buying on AliExpress isn't safe? Boy, it is. The problem is your country. Worst case scenario is that you would be refunded by AliExpress if the item doenst get to you at expected delivery date. Phones from the makers store are always better in times of quality and way cheaper (complete package). Only asking the question before I ask for refund from the company. This is not a local naija phone store.

Grow up boy
Na mumu still be your middle name...go and sort your P with custom,...dey form woke yet U are here crying on NL..Oga shift!.
Phones › Re: Phone I Ordered From Aliexpress Is Being Held By Nigerian Customs by Johel(m): 9:33am On May 19, 2022
onlinetrader:
Hi Nairaland Family..

I don't know if I am the only one to have observed this. These days, when you buy items like phone from AliExpress, the tracking moves smoothly until it reads "Received by Local Delivery Company". Sometimes, when it gets to this point, it stays there forever..and if at all it leaves this point and you want to claim it in the local post office, you will be charged heavily by the people in the post office.

Bought so many items like a month ago, out of which was a Poco phone. All other items have been delivered except this phone which I first ordered. This phone got to destination country (NGN) on the 8th of May before other items...but till now, tracking shows it hasn't left the custody of Nigerian customs.

What is the problem exactly? Is it that the phone has been "hijacked" OR the process to clear items like phone is different from wears and other items?

Please help
Mumu Na your middle name...we have phone stores all over Naija but u chose to do online purchase from AliExpress...on day Una go wise.
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidency: No PDP Candidate Can Contest Against Me – Tinubu by Johel(m): 7:36am On May 18, 2022
dre11:
...urge APC delegates to give him presidential ticket



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/05/2023-presidency-no-pdp-candidate-can-contest-with-me-tinubu/
I know many Nigerians are not reasonable but lord please shame thy enemy...shame enemies of progress, we deserve better in this nation.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian War: G7 Countries Should Mind Its Own Business - China by Johel(m): 7:34am On May 18, 2022
caracas:
Lol…
Comedian , you dey here dey waste your talent
China n Russia can wipe out the world, n they will still remain abi ?joker of the century
Understanding is difficult for some...it's a pity tho,but what I meant is that they are big enough in many areas,they have the population,the forces,the power,the technology,the ideas,the skill,the weapons,name it,look at your map and check the space both countries occupy in the world, do your history research.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian War: G7 Countries Should Mind Its Own Business - China by Johel(m): 11:36am On May 17, 2022
ruggedtimi:
really!
Yes!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Moves Nuclear Missiles Towards Finland Border ( Pics, Video) by Johel(m): 9:13am On May 17, 2022
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian War: G7 Countries Should Mind Its Own Business - China by Johel(m): 9:11am On May 17, 2022
ruggedtimi:
na nukes na ...so America alone can not wipe out the entire world?
Dem still dey learn...Na mouth and gragra America just get.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian War: G7 Countries Should Mind Its Own Business - China by Johel(m): 8:23am On May 17, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

The truth is Chinese are in support of Russia

Was talking to my Chinese woman the other day
And she said Ukraine president is a comedian

I was like what da fuckkkkkkkkkk is wrong with this woman
Why won't they support Russia....Russia doing the right thing but shallow thinkers and bias elements won't understand...if many were in PUTIN'S shoes,they will do same or even worse...Russia and China alone can wipe out the entire world.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukrainian War: G7 Countries Should Mind Its Own Business - China by Johel(m): 8:21am On May 17, 2022
Phones › Re: Leaked Photos Show A New Infinix Note Model With 108MP Camera, 120W Charger by Johel(m): 8:13am On May 17, 2022
nightbuzzer:
Hi Nairalanders

Infinix announced a trio of new devices last week, including the Note 12. It seems that this was only the start of a new series as an anonymous tipster sent us images of a new model along with some information about it

You can see the 108 MP label on the back, that’s quite an upgrade over the 50 MP 1/2.8” sensor of the Note 12. Also, there is an extra camera and judging by the “12-24 mm” marking, it will be an ultra wide module (the vanilla Note only got a 2 MP depth sensor extra). Infinix previously used a 108 MP sensor on the Zero X Pro (an ISOCELL HM2).

The phone has a 6.7” AMOLED display with FHD+ resolution, similar to the original Note 12 display, but noticeably more capable. This is a 10-bit panel with 100% DCI-P3 coverage and 120Hz refresh rate (plus 360Hz touch sampling rate).
Trash.
Politics › Re: Emir Of Ilorin: Tinubu Is Most Qualified To Lead Nigeria As President by Johel(m): 8:06am On May 17, 2022
AmeboFeeds:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/tinubu-is-most-qualified-to-lead-nigeria-as-president-gambari/
Nigeria is on half life...once Tinubu enters...It will be hardship pro max...that time,some pple will beg but will never get help...yes,that's what they will get for their stupidity.
Celebrities › Re: Symply Tacha Joins The Fairmoney Family As They Launch A New Savings Product by Johel(m): 8:03am On May 17, 2022
AnonPoet:
Popular Nigerian celebrity Anita Natacha Akide, who is popularly known as Symply Tacha is the latest addition to the FairMoney family, as the credit-led digital bank launches FairSave, a fresh savings product that gives customers the flexibility to grow their wealth and see instant rewards.

FairMoney MicroFinance Bank wants to become the center of all transactions for its customers, giving them a rewarding experience, while also promoting financial inclusion. This led to the launch of FairSave. FairSave is the new savings wallet on the FairMoney app that allows its user to save money and accumulate interests. With FairSave, users get 10% interest Per annum on their savings and daily interest alerts, although unlike other platforms, FairMoney is offering users the flexibility of withdrawing their interest and principal any time they feel like.

“Tacha connects with most of our target audience who are young, confident and talented Nigerians who are not afraid to get more out of life. Through this partnership, FairMoney Micro Finance Bank plans to reach out to a broad class of both younger and older Nigerians, and those that need access to credit, carry out day to day transactions on their phones and have the need to grow their finances through savings” - Nengi Akinola, Head, Marketing & Branding, FairMoney Microfinance Bank.


To get on the FairSave ride, all you need to do is to get on the FairMoney app, fund your account and move the amount of money you intend to save from your FairMoney bank account into FairSave, wait for a day and your interests start pouring in. Asides from being safe and secure, using FairSave is also another way of increasing your credit score.

Get on FairMoney MFB to enjoy FairSave as well as Fair Banking for all; Free Secure Debit Cards, 3% Discount on Airtime & Data Purchases, Savings with 10% interest p.a, 100 Free Bank Transfers monthly, Quick and Easy Loans in 5mins, 0% interest on 15 day loans, best rates on deposits, and lots more!
They use these pple to lure the blind into their scam platforms...I hope it won't end in tears for some in few years to come..
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Video Of Tired Boyfriend After Marathon Sex by Johel(m): 7:31am On May 17, 2022
Cadamlk:
No more shame! Every nonsense must be on social media
It's really disgusting
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Video Of Tired Boyfriend After Marathon Sex by Johel(m): 7:29am On May 17, 2022
Politics › Re: Saraki Becomes The First Presidential Aspirant To Publish A Policy Document by Johel(m): 2:04am On May 17, 2022
AnonPoet:
Frontline PDP Presidential Aspirant, Dr. Bukola Saraki unveiled a policy document for his first four years in office over the weekend.

Dr Saraki, whose campaign theme is #FixNigeria released a 53-page detailed plan titled “My Social Contract with Nigerians”. In it, he focused on the 5 pillars of growth. Economy, the Rule of Law, Fiscal Federalism, Security and National Planning.

On the Economy, he plans to tackle sky rocket inflation rate, achieve exchange rate stability by moving to a market determined single rate regime, de-link Nigeria’s revenue base from Oil dependency, Fuel subsidy removal and increase the tax base.

According to the document, Youth unemployment, a big problem for the Nigerian economy will be tackled by creating a great environment for local businesses, investing heavily in infrastructure, creating priority industries with immediate focus for investments.

On Security, the document plans to invest highly in the Federal Police while allowing states to Also Police themselves, improve the capacity of the Nigerian army for a multi thronged approach in the war against terrorism, with more focus on effective, incisive targeted surgical strikes.

The document rounds up with a detailed plan for Restructuring, Judicial reforms and improving the rule of law to make Nigeria a sustainable, peaceful democracy and other plans for National planning and good Governance.

https://leaders.ng/2022/05/16/saraki-becomes-the-first-presidential-aspirant-to-publish-a-policy-document/
And what will be the process in achieving all that??...they just bring plans,but disregarding how the plans will be executed and achieved....clueless things...how do you go about restructuring or judicial reforms?...or he thinks it's just by speaking grammar? Or making plans without adequate solutions.
Crime › Re: Wife: Sunday-David Umoh Was Lynched, Burnt To Death Like Common Thief (Photo) by Johel(m): 1:58am On May 17, 2022
Odewaleadesoye:
Source: Vanguard
Why engage in an argument with fools because of 100naira?...Some Young guys just wan show sey dem rugged and dem no know say crase pass crase..make pple dey try calm down for Lagos...u don't know who or what the next man is or what he is capable of....Una go just dey show power "who u be" do you know who I am?...see now because of something that's avoidable person don die like fowl just like that....Na wa o...Rip to the dead .

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