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surbrown:
MY GIRL FRIEND SAID I LOOKS LIKE WIZKID! HOPE SHE NO DEY TEASE ME,

what is dis? *spit* dis nigga wanna make me vomit dis early mourning, merely seeing ur pics can give someone malaria, creating a thread for money assistance for a plastic surgery wont be a bad idea, dat ur girlfriend definately have an eye defect, she should visit d nearest optical hospital asap.

durentdbiitch:
Op relax, i was also embarrassed on christmas day, i went to a church for the first time, i wore my christmas cap, during sermon, d pastor pointed me to remove my cap, i jst angrily left d church. Dis is 2016, learn to forgo

ur personality was a hit back to back from stupiidty to foolishness to slowpoke, yet nobody want to donate sense 4 u, smh massively,

and me be like egbon durentt if its money for brain surgery u want come and collect it

obiorathesubtle:
I'm afraid of sucking a woman's vagina!!. All of una carry well/extremely stocked Arsenal of bacteria, germs and many diseases down there.. Even the ones em never discover.


Apart from that one.. I'm fearless.

,dis one clearly lack sense, egbon obiora if u need money 4 brain surgery, come and collect it.

Estharfabian:
U really need to be shot in the head!


Can't wait for this Incendiary thread to be All dead.. you obviously created it with the motive of Fueling Trouble!

PS---You're black! deal with it!!
And you're no different from those "frustrated idiots" Ranting bout the issue...You had to Create a thread? for what? To Emit Your idiotic frustrations too?

A perfect epitome of Pot calling kettle black!

stfu, u blacks lack common sense, deal with it.

Vanquay:
Recently, the Olamide v. Don Jazzy saga is all over Nairaland FP like a Bitvh on heat. I dont listen to Nigerian music as the accent puts me off but i do like the Beats and the occasional Wizkid song. Back to the matter.'

Some idiots are already carrying the matter for head and ranting all over their social medias as if theres a nice reward for their incoherent jargons. Are Nigerians this jobless or maybe because its a weekend

The case that amazed me most are the Niggas on FP who are claiming to erase their songs off their playlist...like WTF? Is it the actions that make you determine if the song is good enough for you or the actual music production, lyrics and quality...like seriously WTF?...Really Nigga...Bruh

that guy clearly lack something called common sense

STFUareyouGod:
As the year is about to end, I'll like to know your opinion of me (good, bad, even insult is allowed)


Hope y'all had fun today? Happy new year in advance

u have no sense, stupiid, mad, foolish, insane, crazy, idiot, slowpoke,


happy new year to u though!

Temysteve:
So ur forefather demons is still monitiring u shey!! Some1 praying 4 u for the new yr season yet u still acting like a #Stupendious Felloe. If ur hand is itching u nd u dnt knw wqat to do, y can't u plug it to an electric hotplate.

pls can someone explain to me in english d bullshit dis guy tryna tell me?

STFUareyouGod:
will Kano pillars ever play in La Liga? Dude we not in same league. Go figure your mate


Night

lol, when d black fuccking monkeys showing level to me cus we access same internet, dis wat u get when u give opportunity to d less priviledge, am gonna blame robert & vint here cus i just dont get why dey will make dis tin global.

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pure2012soul:
This year shall be your season of multiple open doors, year of promotions, breakthroughs, fulfilment, and outstanding success in all areas of your life.
A year of the manifestation of the glory of God upon everything you shall lay your hands on to do.
What ever has been difficult for you in the past years shall become easy for you from henceforth.
The presence of God shall guide your going out and your coming in throughout this year and beyond.
Sorrow and untimely death shall not be your portion, and you shall be far from oppression in Jesus name, AMEN.
Happy 2016

. my apology! i wanted to quote the op and not u, pls accept my apology

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STFUareyouGod:
even if I was a biiitch, you still wouldn't dare fucking with me


Now swerve

fine! game?

STFUareyouGod:
broke ass nigga spotted

i'm gotta act like i didnt see dis shiit till my acting days are over i wont threat ur fucck up.

jonaifame22:
Merry christmas to u all and I wish u a successful 2016 in advance.
I know dat lots of guys will come for me after reading this, buh the wise ones will adhere and seek for a way to better their condition!
Jobless guys please and please and please steer clear of love and romance in 2016, my reasons are as follows.

Money brings out the man in you.
U'll quite agree wth me that when you go to buy food at a canteen for example and u have ur money wth u,the way u'll speak will carry confidence but on the other hand when you ain't gat money and u wanna buy credit u'll go there buh not as a king but as a beggar sorry to say.
What am I trying to say is dat money brings out the confidence in you as a man,quote me anywhere and a lot of u will quite agree wth me except for those who have grown thick skin in poverty hence resistn money however it

nigga when u gonna fixed ya brain? it wont be technically ok to enter 2016 brainless like dis

*sitting on a water leaf tree* grab my pop corn* am only here to read comment

nobody

300 secretly buried? chai!!! lie mohamed is a leaner anywhere dis human lefts rigths watch dey

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dis is bad

1st sensible word from dis buhari regime

Adeoba10:
U shld rada work on ur stupidity b4 d end of dis year.... We follow d lunar calender, which falls randomly on d gregorian calender, dats y we dont av fixed date for our Eid...

all of u should stfu, did he lied?

Lemon12:
Islam and copy copy ....
So they have shift Mohammed the paedophile birthday to 24th Dec now Abii?

hahahaaaaaaa

NakedEve:
My dear I am not a lesbian n I don't really advocate for LGBT rights but I saw the devil in the hearts of Nigerian Christians during the LGBT issue. I watched it all from afar in 3D.

Anyway I still maintain that let what happened in Brunei happen in Nigeria.
Like I said before many Nigerian Christians hypocritically called it a democracy n called for the killing of sexual minorities together with their jailing simply because they had the power of democracy(numbers)..

So let Nigeria become Brunei in Jesus name where the rights of even christian minorities (I pray this comes to pass) become nonexistent.

can someone take dis thing to the nearest panel beaters, her brain need to be rewired

wat more can i say? its only shows d op is naturally a senseless being, dos it matter she is a law student or not? or u sha want us to knw on nairaland dat u are d lss of law department in oau? somebody is missing! dats d main point and dont use her predicament to get fame, idiat!

ichommy:
89'TOURE HITS IT JUST WIDE! Hearts in mouths for the
Gunners, who see De Bruyne orchestrate another chance,
sliding the Ivorian goalside of his man but at full stretch,
he can only poke it the wrong side of the post!

put ur source, u copied it all from goal.Com

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Estharfabian:
Uh....Check again...My Name's Estharfabian and i share Only "Relevant n Smart" things....

All these qualities... Sadly, You do not possess those qualities..

chai!!! dis girl gat bad mouth sha, *faint*

lifeisabitch:
I think that's the best thing to do but most morally bankrupt guys go alone.


Another quickie- are all the strip dancers prostitutes?

strip club is fun, and yes! i can take my girlfriend to a strip club if she's someone dat have d mind and not the too holy type dat will find everything disgusting.

Estharfabian:
Sounds promising...

Yes it is!
Not A strip club tho... i ain't seeing Naked ladies..

Buh A male strip club would so just fine!

i followed u and within 2hours u already spam my share box with many stupiid shares, *gosh* I will unfollow u immediately

Estharfabian:
Firstly, Your friend has some serious Anger Issues...Like he threw his phone away? What if it was an Iphone? seriously Damage....


nyways...People just don't get it..except it's a matter of Emergency..I can't call someone More than twice...If I call U, n u don't pick, I'd just know You're busy or sth..n Courtesy demands U call me back when You're less busy...
Buh some really thirsty people would keep Calling! Like 20times in 3Mins! Smh...

it gets annoying sometimes..Buh Biko, I can't throw my phone for anybody's sake o

poverty mentallity, so someone cant threw a mere iphone 6 away? i lost my gresso luxer las vegas jackpot phone worth $1million, yet d world did end, try and upgrade ur brain pls

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