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Durentt:
This aint romantic but no vex abeg. I acted stupid once again like a 12yr old i stupiidly lost my stuff with 7k inside, Atm card inside, passports, BVN number, school ID card, driver license, everything inside goneee! I feel lik such an idiiot. I committed an egregious financial sin.
It happen when i was trying out my neighbours bicycle, i went to a shop ordered for coke, was about to pay and BOOM wallet don waka. I retraced my path but by then a sharp guy don move am. Though it taught me some lesson. I couldn't bliv it was me claiming big boy dat could fvk up like dis. I even told my guys nd they were laughin me lik craze Callin me Juman nd mockin me nd my swags badly someone shud pls cheer me up Cc oyind17 Estharfabian prettythicksme jolllyjoy

u lost Just #7000? a token less than €25? and u are here babling? nonsense

SirWere:
Fucking a ghost. Now that's one in a lifetime experience

i tell u,

have never heard dat any miracle happened in quran, pls can some tell me d miracles in quran

welcome to anxiety and depression thread, this thread is purposely created for those suffering for depression and anxiety, share whatever bothering you and get advice and solution on this thread.

Speechless3:
Muslim=Terrorist
Islam= Religion of terror
Rilwayne001=potential terrorist.

Which of the equations above is not correct?

non my sister, u are very correct in all

ArikeAriyo:

u better repent ur ways and follow d religion and d God who can save u, remember allah cant even safe is son mohammed, when he ate poison, then how much more u a mere lady, u knw all females are not regard as anything in islam,except 4 sex, and d irony is dat, when all d male's were promised 72 virgin each, u female were only promised just a man with straight diick, remember even mohammed said he doest knw where he is going after life, maybe he is somewhere chilling in hell.

ArikeAriyo:
This is wrong

Seun, I have bn calling your mods since yesterday night to lock this thread. They neglected.
Severusnape and others were insulting we Muslims and non of the moderators act on it since yesterday up till nw.



SMH

use dis >>>

i dont like wat u people are doing here, u should all have knw dat dis islam is a religion of peace, as u can see how all muslims countries are peaceful, u all knw dat muslim dominated syria is d most peaceful country on earth, follow by iraq, somalia e.t.c even saudi arabia is peaceful cus no bombing of mosques dere, u all also knw dat muslim dominated northern nigeria is d most peaceful region in nigeria, u all also knw dos who killed in paris shouted obatala's name b4 killing dere victims, even dere prophet is peaceful, i heard is d united nation peace ambassador during his time, u all knw he campaign againts marrying of 9year old girl, he also campaign against rapings and killings, so pls all u christians should stop insulting d muslims, dey are really peaceful, severusSnape should stop insulting d religion of peace

malvisguy212:
are you a muslim? Do you worship God or money?

DONT U TINK IS gud to worship 4 money dan 4 an imagination 72 virgin?

Rilwayne001:
lool.. OP wants to be a muslim and not a terrorist. The characteristics above describes a fanatic terrorist and not a Muslim.

Take note sire

wat is d difference between muslims and terrorist?

Durenttt:
Even Mohammed too. Help me tell d idioot OP, Bismilliah Am out of here

why mohammed of all people?

.

only if weed were ban since d days of adam, am sure mohammed wont have created dis islam kind of a thing, cus someone must have been high on an high concentrated expired mecca weed b4 he can create such a demonic and destructive religion.

Ajibam:
And don't forget i said you need Jesus.. Good luck

how is my topics lewd bro? or u dont knw d meaning of lewd?

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Ajibam:
I was checking your profile and i see that you really need Jesus in your Life.. 90% of your topics are lewd, you should have been given a crown in romance section self..

Concerning your request, just go to their boring subsection(recycle bin 2), accept the incantation it will bring, then sit and read all the hogwash written there.. Congrats on your new found religion, have a nice time with the moon god!!

u taking me serious? how would i convert to dat islam kind of a tin? i would rather stay religiously neautral.

Pyrrho:
You wan worship Allah or follow mohammed? You need to die first, two of dem dey paradise dey flex punny. Do quick go join dem.

hahahahaha, flexing with 72 virgins? dey 4 don turn paradise to brothel self.

Durentt:
Really?

WEREY!

Pyrrho:
Just pray five times a day, put on Muslim attires, read the Koran and Hadith...

...strap yourself with a bomb, and kills some innocent people for Allah, your reward is in paradise where you will fvck for eternity...

If you can't do all the above... you are allowed to take adolescents as wives too, fvck them like your property...

i'll be adding more later

lol, dis guy dey mad sha, if i don bomb myself, how i go take dey worship the allah and follow mohammed?

pls muslim people in d house, how can i convert to islam?

safarigirl:
Una go dey insult Mikel, e go shock una he'll either score or assist

dis match na okro soup, no goal in dis match, its a draw.

mylifemyrules:
Dats d point

I don't have money to buy the rope

Onye iberibe

as gud samaritan dat always help people in need, pm me, i might post u #500, d rope wont be more dan dat.

mylifemyrules:
Nobody is too young or too old to be cautioned

With his level of education i expect him to know better

Nd d girl he is talking about is reading dis

With the high rate of rape nd ritual killings she still trusted him nd took dat risk to pay him a visit

At least he should just applaud her or respect her for taking dat risk alone to see him no matter d attitude she displayed

After all we humans have our flaws, and trust me i do have a lot of flaws

rope is not cost in d market, u can buy one and hang urself, cus i dont get ur pain here.

ANDYBLAZE, d girl monicker have "hausa" in it? d day i told her not to borrowed car to pose again! she insulted me.

shockwave91:
"Nollywood is an industry that has high turnover and challenges the western mode of storytelling"

LMAO!

i tell u bro. dis is d joke of d century.

am alergic to super stories, i would have contribute my OWN adVice

i will just sit down and watch dem, den tanks d man for a job well done after d act.

@OP, why would a northerner marry an igbo in d first place? wen it obvious to even d blind dat an average hausa man is mentally unstable, senseless, illeterate and always behave like an animal, she is d was probably conviced by friends and family dat she shouldn't marry from dat silly tribe, even if its my sister i be d one to stand against d marriage, hausa? *spit*

vooyour:
hey guys I'm new to this forum. I'm a South African girl and I love Nigeria and it's people. I also wish to visit in the next few years (very expensive trip). Anyway, from what I've been reading in this forum, I can't help but get the impression that Nigerians hate us. yes I know some of you are upset because of the xenophobic attacks. To be honest, the people who do this are a very small group hooligans. we don't all do that. Anyway I think all kinds of people have their flaws. I'm afraid if I ever visit Naija I'd be scared to say I'm from SA.
I just wanna know if yall really hate us.
PS. I also really like some Nigerian guys but I've seen a forum with some Naija sistas attacking us. Abeg sisters don't be stingy with your guys :p

wat is south africa self? where is dere map on d planet earth? i havent heard of such a dumb country's name b4.