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Romance › Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by Johnnoah1st:
merry chrismax, to johnnoah1st, captainswag225, and d one and only idiiot on nairand, his royal mumuness durentt. wish u all happy xmas and new year in advance.
Romance › Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by Johnnoah1st: 3:03pm On Dec 21, 2015
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Durentt:
I wish Misspicy a new car kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa kwakwakwakwakwa grin
. Madness is when u talk to urself and still laugh to urself.
Romance › Re: I Think She Just Friend Zoned Me.. ....help by Johnnoah1st: 2:02pm On Dec 21, 2015
misreal:
Abeg i want to make this simple. I asked a lady out some days ago, and this was her response.. "I am not ready to date now, and I can't force myself to love"...i'lld like to know if I just got friend zoned.. .matureed comments only, and no abuses please. .....meanwhile, she practically gave me the green light..
chai! she practically gave u green ligth and still want to friend zone u? if i were u i will practically go and hang myself, dis is a disgrace mehn!!!!!
Romance › Re: She Has Helped Me A Lot But All She Wants Is Marriage (2) (the Complete Story) by Johnnoah1st: 1:54pm On Dec 21, 2015
louistearer:
How will u feel, wen u find out that the money ur girlfriend was using to cater for u, paid ur house, furnished it and most times give you money. How wld u feel if you later found out that the money was a stolen money she has being stealing from her place of work bccuz she is the accountat in d firm. She even lied to me abt her salary and never told me that she was stealing d money she used in paying my ouse rent and furnished it. Nairalanders pplz what is ur suggestions on what I shld do?
ori e oope, why woman go dey feed u and also paying ur house rent in d first place? *spit* dis guy deserved to ran over by an armoured tank.
Politics › Re: Sen Godswill Akpabio Celebrates His 53rd Birthday Today by Johnnoah1st: 7:11am On Dec 19, 2015
Who is akpabio?
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Celebrates His 53rd Birthday Today by Johnnoah1st: 7:09am On Dec 19, 2015
his football age i guess.
Politics › Re: How Bendel Girls Battled Biafra – Ogbemudia by Johnnoah1st: 7:08am On Dec 19, 2015
i dont comment on chest beater and flat head related threads, *zoom off with my bugatti*
Politics › Re: Hassan Umoru, New Commander To Battle Boko Haram by Johnnoah1st: 7:05am On Dec 19, 2015
can d snake rearer and the push up master lead the war in d war front? or wat is he paid 4?
Politics › Re: Petrol May Sell Below N87per Litre Next Year- NNPC by Johnnoah1st: 7:00am On Dec 19, 2015
let it sell For 87 naira 1st naa
Politics › Re: Kachikwu: Subsidy Removal Will Not Affect Pump Price by Johnnoah1st: 6:58am On Dec 19, 2015
apc: confused set of people
Romance › Re: Hello House A Guy Of 35 Nid A Bleep Mate As Intimate Lover Any Tribe Call by Johnnoah1st: 9:54pm On Dec 18, 2015
solonto:
07034770232 prince from ojota
dis one don dey craze sha, ordinary #500 u no get to go use 4 brothel? na so d convenant between u and poverty strong reach? definetly many are mad but just a few are in yabaleft.
Nairaland General › Re: Romancelanders, Is Dis An End-time Job Or Shud I Accept It by Johnnoah1st: 9:17pm On Dec 18, 2015
Durentt:
k
dis story is as fake as ur brain, do u tink monkeys can be employed in a spa? dat job is only 4 damsel.
Nairaland General › Re: Romancelanders, Is Dis An End-time Job Or Shud I Accept It by Johnnoah1st: 8:59pm On Dec 18, 2015
Durentt:
Pls oooh am a student looking for a part time job So i hav a aunty who works at a gym So i told her am lukin for a job So she told me to come and meet her boss, which i did dis morning. So, the boss offered me a job to be massaging pipu's body with a fair monthly salary. So i don't kno if to accept dat job, it seems endtime-ish to me lipsrsealed So Romancelanders wat do u suggest i do. So i shud accept d job or not?? Lalasticlala

Romance › Re: G by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:19pm On Dec 18, 2015
SINNZ:
Fvck you bro. grin
sorry bro am not gay.
Romance › Re: G by Johnnoah1st(op): 8:13pm On Dec 18, 2015
softappless:
HBD
honeygirl17:
HBD
Maxi112:
happy birthday bro
Cutehector:
Hbd
rezzy:
Happy birthday to you
Leriebloom:
HBD
lanicky:
HBD
tanks to u all
Romance › Re: G by Johnnoah1st(op): 7:59pm On Dec 18, 2015
Durentt:
sonofabiitch goto hell angry juzt commit suicide already let ur birth day nd death day be celebrated together. Lousy kirkfaced baboon
the thunder dat will fire u iS currently being upgraded to version 8.0 by the time dey finished d upgrading, just knw u are a gonna.
Romance › G by Johnnoah1st(op):
!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!
Politics › Re: Shi’ite Sect Leader Not In Army’s Custody – Buratai by Johnnoah1st: 10:24pm On Dec 17, 2015
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Romance › Re: 15 by Johnnoah1st: 10:22pm On Dec 17, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
"We're Currently 21, we have been dating for 5 years now, you could say she's the one or the one I had my 'ZING' with..

She's everything and more

But I have no plans to get married until I'm 33.. For a lot of reasons..

I don't think she'll wait for another 12years..

Please tell me if she will wait for me.. I don't want to lose her"


Anthony said.
u still underage, go and read ur book
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 10:32pm On Dec 14, 2015
BCISLTD007:
Wait oo...if Chelsea relegate but win the Champions League. .will they still qualify for next year
yes! dey will qualify 4 championship, dis will surely fit chelsea, from being a premier league champion to winning champions league then moving to championship, all still illustriate champion.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 10:15pm On Dec 14, 2015
goal! goal!! goal!, diego coasta scored an hatrick in a second, is now leicester 2-3 chelsea,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 9:30pm On Dec 14, 2015
Koolking:
You are dead wrong sir. EPL always pull surprises. Am a neutral fan, just an ardent fan of good football. I love the highly competitive spirit of the current league. No club wants to be labelled 'underdogs' again. Leicester City will shock you at the end of the season. Bookmark my comment.
bro. Let me just with dis, do u knw leceister next 3fixture?, everton, liverpool, man city, and u tink dey wont drop point? u tink dey can enter d second half of d season with dis form? let wait and see
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 9:26pm On Dec 14, 2015
dis leicester go kill chelseA ooo, see as chelsea defence,dey make king look like messi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 9:04pm On Dec 14, 2015
banme:
Arsenal fans abeg lets pray for Chelsea... We need them to win today... Let's remain on top!!
leicester is not our problem, dat top 4 is not dere portion, is just an initial gragra, southampton did more gragra last season and finished 7th on the table, let dem beat chelsea, #chelseamustrelegate
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester Vs Chelsea (2 - 1) On 14th December 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 8:59pm On Dec 14, 2015
am only here to hate, #iamteamlecester,
Romance › Re: Advice Needed! Her Fiance Doesnt Touch Her! How Can She Know His Sexual Status? by Johnnoah1st: 10:54am On Dec 13, 2015
have read dis same lame story over ten times on nairaland now.
Romance › Re: Why Are Most Men Abroad Criminals by Johnnoah1st: 10:50am On Dec 13, 2015
nichole2:
.l have noticed most guys living ln a foreign country are fraudsters, most claim to be students or working , but lts all a camophlage for thier Dirty works, women have to be carefull, expecially ,money focused ladies, so you don't fall victims. l have heard so many stories of guys who come back home marry wifes ,who then follow them abroad only to discover huh his a thief .so people be care full.
If ur relatives abroad are criminal doesnt mean everybody is a criminal
Romance › Re: When She Wants A God Fearing Husband (Hilarious Photo) by Johnnoah1st: 10:48am On Dec 13, 2015
madridguy:
What about your qoute me to anywhere guy ?
Aminat508:
cheesy cheesy
dis two islamic terrosist.
Romance › Re: ok by Johnnoah1st: 10:22am On Dec 13, 2015
tpiar:
Its common knowledge your personal info is mined when you use a computer and log onto sites, including nairaland.

Who doesn't know that and why the high and hectic rate of denials?

His frantic attempts to hide his mischief are fooling nobody.
wat is dis one saying now? pls can someone take dis shiit to the nearest panel beater?, his/her brain need to rewired cus its obvious d cord connecting to his/her cerebrum is disconnented.
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Only Find Tall Guys Attractive? by Johnnoah1st: 8:49am On Dec 13, 2015
Ay04z:
5.5 and handsome fat and long dick.. got marry to a 6ft girl very beautiful..brother hustle hard make ur ego girls with 8ft and 9ft will come knocking..
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 8ft/9ft? oboy u wicked ooooo
Romance › Re: Ladies Why Do You Only Find Tall Guys Attractive? by Johnnoah1st: 8:46am On Dec 13, 2015
Fraih:
6fts and plus... Dunno how much I've added now...
i love tall girls though

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