₦airaland Forum

banme:
Arsenal fans abeg lets pray for Chelsea... We need them to win today... Let's remain on top!!

leicester is not our problem, dat top 4 is not dere portion, is just an initial gragra, southampton did more gragra last season and finished 7th on the table, let dem beat chelsea, #chelseamustrelegate

am only here to hate, #iamteamlecester,

have read dis same lame story over ten times on nairaland now.

nichole2:
.l have noticed most guys living ln a foreign country are fraudsters, most claim to be students or working , but lts all a camophlage for thier Dirty works, women have to be carefull, expecially ,money focused ladies, so you don't fall victims. l have heard so many stories of guys who come back home marry wifes ,who then follow them abroad only to discover his a thief .so people be care full.

If ur relatives abroad are criminal doesnt mean everybody is a criminal

madridguy:
What about your qoute me to anywhere guy ?

Aminat508:

dis two islamic terrosist.

tpiar:
Its common knowledge your personal info is mined when you use a computer and log onto sites, including nairaland.

Who doesn't know that and why the high and hectic rate of denials?

His frantic attempts to hide his mischief are fooling nobody.

wat is dis one saying now? pls can someone take dis shiit to the nearest panel beater?, his/her brain need to rewired cus its obvious d cord connecting to his/her cerebrum is disconnented.

Ay04z:
5.5 and handsome fat and long dick.. got marry to a 6ft girl very beautiful..brother hustle hard make ur ego girls with 8ft and 9ft will come knocking..

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 8ft/9ft? oboy u wicked ooooo

Fraih:
6fts and plus... Dunno how much I've added now...

i love tall girls though

the end time dancer


this type of people arent dancing for God but to impress people dat dey can dance, maybe probably dere crush in d church or someone else

pls can someone recommend any online store i can buy an expired weed? it Been a while i last smoke an expired weed, i want to be so high today.

MsGlobalwonder:
ko Ku patapata.. Kini anfani orogbo e paapa. Alaini ironu ara galatia. Shior

dis is suppose to be an english forum. Wat type of ugly language are u writing here?

Rapsowdee01:
Guys pls this is very urgent.... The shoes i'm in now are over-sized....

Here goes the tale

So i met a particular young girl at a party.. Younger than i am like a year difference..she's 17 sha.... I and this babe have been already so close we've revealed a lot about each other..But because of my experience with girls.. I tried not to ask if she had someone she's in a relationship with until today when a topic came up and led to the question... To my greatest surprise... She told me she's in a relationship and her ''BOYFRIEND'' is a BANKER !!! A F***ing banker My plan was to ask her out on christmas day but i've changed my mind cos i'm just a fresher in school.. And how much is my alawee sef... Plssssssss should i just kill myself ? Cos i'm in love with her like seun and that is kenyan babe.....

bro pls send me d date u gonna kill urself, i will be glad to sponsor and finance ur burial.

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tpiar:
Why is your guilty conscience making you post excessively on the thread?

yes am feeling guity cus i hacked ur nairaland acount to get ur family contact, lol, seriously i cant belive a clown like u still exist on earth, i tot durentt stupidity is d highest degree of stupidity on earth, durentt pls come and see someone dat broke ur record in stupidity

tpiar:
ip address, name, facebook, people who know you, etc etc.

wat is dis one saying now? am seriously dissapointed dat at dis century, someone can still be so dumb like dis, pls dont quote me again.

fartkay:
Seun
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
N all revant bodies. Una no go throw party for us

So will should sacrifice a cow because of dis? cus i dont wat u want us to do

Laveda:
Come get me clothes nau

Useless thief

i normally spend over €100000 on mere drinks everyday, and u tink buying u d #200 bend down and select cothes u normally buy will be a problem to a whole me? dont worry just pm me and i will help a sister in need.

Jiokezee:
Hello my dears i'm dating a girl for about 5 to 6 mouths now and she don't even care to call me nt even to flash my number nor even text msg she only call when she's inneed of anything from me which i responds to her need so guys what should i do with her dump her or ask her why is it so although i know dat she's double dating and worse part of it is that she may be passing in front of my store neither on bike nor on foot she may not even care to say hello so pls i need ur advice.

it means u are dating an endtime girlfriend

Durentt:
ok thx for the tips
do u know any tattoo shop in kubwa?

is dat a name of person? animal? or things?

mizquote:
I have observed it amongst several guys that its no biggie for them to narrate elaborately to their fellow guys their sexual encounter with females.

they tell them of how good or bad the girl was, how wide or tight she is, how sexually frigid and naive she is or how she's a tigress in bedmatics.

girls do dah, Buh its strictly amongst besties and not randomly as their counterpart.

guys Beht why?

a guy dat want to marry u wont disclose ur intimate story with anyone. Except if u are only are fuccking mate

Laveda:
yes nau. . I'm sure you missed me big

the biitch kept on recycling dsame pics on her profile, or was it u dont have more dan dat 1 cloth?

Oyind17:
move on please

not a matter of moving on, practically all wat u are insunating is compeletly senseless, seun didnt ask 4 ur contact talkless of dat of ur familly contact when registering on nairaland, so how would d hackers get it? i wnt u to enligthen me

Oyind17:
Have u heard of the word hacking before?

hahahahahahaha, oyin want to bust my stomach with laughter ooo, so u mean dey hack ur nairaland account to get ur family contact? pls explain to me i dont understand.

Durentt:
Pls tattoo lovers help me.
I've been looking for a tattoo shop around kubwa Abuja.

I need to pierce before christmas.
Pls if u know any drop d address here for me.
thanks

tattoo is not 4 monkey look alike beings, go and use hypo to bleach urself 1st, b4 trying any tattoo or the tattoo wont be noticable on ur skin, except dos who move very close to u

Oyind17:
who gave out family contact?

do u read my post at all? cus dis question is weird, or are u an illeterate? cus sound like one, how can someone acces ur family without u giving dem contact? or is ur family number attached to ur profile?

Oyind17:
Some Nairalanders are very wicked..
I want everyone to unfollow me in my following.

if u read wat u wrote here very well, u should knw its even senseless to senseless itself, i dont knw ur age, but i will assumed an over 18 years lady wont write a shiit like dis, and how can dos following u acess ur familly without u giving dem ur familly contact? am sure even bill gate canT invent dat, but i will assume d sense in u is currently,on vacation, hence render u completely senseless at moment.

Decker:
You don't just open a thread asking everyone following you to unfollow you, without stating any reasonable reason.

If I didn't know you I would have thought you were a senseless kid, but knowing you, I have to say, you are way too old to be exhibiting such an immature and ludicrous behavior.
There are other ways to handle issues, instead of being a big baby about it.

I am still wondering what would have prompted this silly display from you.

nigga, if u are really mature as u want us To believe, its not everything u always complain of, there are tins u need to let slide, but its seems u are a saddist trying to impress us on nairaland dat u are no nonsense man, but i will still recommend brain surgery 4 u and u migth just be lucky and regain ur lost sense of humour.

what is cbn self?

Turn on: fitted yash and boobs, good voice, descent dressing sense

turn off: a girl who talk too much or talk too dirty, dis is a big turn off for me

PushMusic:
You've been noticed and ignored kiddo!

who is dis shiit?? who are u? i mean who fucck are u dat will make me tryna get ur attention, as in u are bill gate? dangotte? obama? david cameron? what is d purpose of ur existence in life? i mean wat do u do 4 A living? nigga u dont just quote me anyhow cus i didnt quote u, its better u direct ur question to d lady dat mentioned u cus i just dont phantom u shiit existence, idiat!