₦airaland Forum

BUSHYANUS:
please, is it normal to have a "small" i mean very small erection if your own daughter sits on your laps?

not that you are thinking evil, but erection just comes

is it normal/?

bro. have u heard about mountain of fire and miracle ministry b4? u need to visit there asap, ur case need deliverance.

jonaifame22:
yep!

bro at rate at which u are going senseless dis days am sure senseless its self go dey envy you.

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funkyibodude:
Ok I have this next door neighbor that have been into me lately. It all started last year on February when she moved in with her husband, as newly wedded couples. According to her she met her husband as a student and her husband being a lecturer. The got married immediately after her graduation in 2013. Soon afterwards the relocated to my neighborhood because according to her the need a peaceful and serene environment to raise their kids.
The first day we had an interaction together was on a Sunday when she asked me that she was looking for a nearest church she can worship at, and according to her that her husband is not the church type, so I asked her what denomination she belonged to she said she is a catholic but she doesn't mind worshipping in any church because it's the same God we serve. I told her that I'm Anglican unless she would

pls wat is d name of d movie? shey na comedy abi na tragedy? is d guy gonna die? can dis movie make me cry?

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another bad belle, enemy of progress, ode, oponu, omo ale oshi be like>>>>

onadana:
Old men....we see proper 17year old everyday they don't look anything like this.

bro. ranting on nairaland wont help u, pls file a case to fifa asap.

Laveda:
Nope, kinda sick. .couldn't go out , its that time of the month lol

Watching tv too

hmm... u on ur period? no wonder u comments are completely senseless.

danbrowndmf:
he looks more like ur cousin o

no be Ipleddgge be dat? Is name?

bro u are derailing my thread, pls park well!

kayo80:
Everyone wants to marry a beautiful yellow girl, so who would now marry the ugly ones? I was just thinking about how unfair this is. The first thing friends and family say when you tell them you have a girl you want to marry is- "She is fine, abi?" Why is there so much emphasis on physical beauty and so little on internal beauty?

4 me i like black bold beautiful girls.

Diegobonito:
Shut up punk. Biafra is registered in UN as one of the countries looking for her Independence. Ban ki moon knows about it. Don't say what you don't know you m0r0n

picture of the register or i wont believe dis shit.

lol, like UNITED NATION knw something like biafra dey exist?

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Jollyjoy:
This joke is stale



not funny

CHAI! see as u just spoil someone business like dis, u wicked oo.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]They keep spreading our fame with their silly threads [/color]

which fame? being a mad man is a fame? and am sure people rejoice when dey born u oo, chai!

prettythicksme:
Op just let dem knw u want to join!!chikena!no need for all dis hide&seek btw ur own werey will start from2% bf u upgrage to 100%

join a group of mad man? i reject it in jesus name.

rexkexmilan:
Baba Go Learn Work Joor .


BTW, Must every useless thread be created on this Section?

ask here: www.google.com

tartar9:
even without finding out its obvious it ain't him

bro. i knw ungliness is genetic predicament in ur line, but dat doesnt mean others are ungly.

cherryice:

Amen o

*luking at ur dp* EHMMM.. sister are u a somalia refuge? u luk so skinny.

ggrin:
How e tek concern u

ask here >>> www.google.com

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MinorityTribe:
While our federal schools struggle to give first class. A third class graduate in Nigeria Federal schools is equivalent to a first class abroad.

. *switch on my phone * put on my ear piece,* listening to M.I, song, tittle "bad belle is allowed"

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Laveda:


I'm always calm ya know. . . But the guy above me stole someone else's pic
Lol don't take it serious

any ur breast are sucullent, dats d only tin i see in u, but pls can u let me suck both of it? i need some milk in my mouth

Laveda:
Thief

b4 u only luk like an agama lizard on ur previous profile pics (which is managable) but now u luk like tersier, gosh! i wanna vommit.

IamLEGEND1:
The ídiot that opened this thread

ok..

misspicy:
So I was just minding my business this evening when my married friend called me,she got wedded to her husband two months ago and it seems there is trouble in paradise already

(background tears) Spicy, temitibami(am done for),you won't believe that since I married Tola we have not made love? I was suprised and asked why,she said she does not get attracted to him because of his smallish stature,then I asked her if she does not know this before marriage,she said they never made love before marriage because they both agreed on no sex before marriage relationship.

well her problem now is that she don't feel any urge towards her husband and it is almost getting to a point where her husband might force her because they are both frustrated.

Dear nairalanders she asked me for help,and

maybe she should just kill him and re-marry. my opinion though. if she need a gun, as a good citizen dat i am ,i can borrow her my gun out of pity for d purpose.

YourMain:
Most people that are mentally ill don't know how to fix themselves cause they're not sane.

Anyways since you want to join, you can be their saving grace. Or continue with their madness.

joining? i rebuke it in jesus name, have change d title of d thread.

IamLEGEND1:
how many of these threads are there now?

and u are asking who?

YourMain:
Im pretty sure it does.

yeeh... how can someone have 100% madness? and dey dont knw somewhere like yabaleft/aro to go 4 cure?

YourMain:
Why would you want to be considered a mad person ?

By joining an insane asylum I guess.

WEREY MEAN MADNESS?

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