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Politics › Re: Don't Blame Muslims For Paris Attacks-heartfelt Letter Goes Viral by Johnnoah1st: 7:00am On Nov 15, 2015
i dont like wat u people are doing here, u should all have knw dat dis islam is a religion of peace, as u can see how all muslims countries are peaceful, u all knw dat muslim dominated syria is d most peaceful country on earth, follow by iraq, somalia e.t.c even saudi arabia is peaceful cus no bombing of mosques dere, u all also knw dat muslim dominated northern nigeria is d most peaceful region in nigeria, u all also knw dos who killed in paris shouted obatala's name b4 killing dere victims, even dere prophet is peaceful, i heard is d united nation peace ambassador during his time, u all knw he campaign againts marrying of 9year old girl, he also campaign against rapings and killings, so pls all u christians should stop insulting d muslims, dey are really peaceful, severusSnape should stop insulting d religion of peace
Christianity Etc › Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st(op): 6:45am On Nov 15, 2015
malvisguy212:
are you a muslim? Do you worship God or money?
DONT U TINK IS gud to worship 4 money dan 4 an imagination 72 virgin?
Christianity Etc › Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st(op): 6:42am On Nov 15, 2015
Rilwayne001:
lool.. OP wants to be a muslim and not a terrorist. The characteristics above describes a fanatic terrorist and not a Muslim. wink

Take note sire smiley
wat is d difference between muslims and terrorist?
Romance › Re: In Desperate Need For Wisdoms Of People Who Moved On From Infidelity. by Johnnoah1st: 11:07pm On Nov 14, 2015
Durenttt:
Even Mohammed too. Help me tell d idioot OP, Bismilliah grin Am out of here
why mohammed of all people?
Politics › Re: ISIS Claims Responsibility For Paris Attack; Releases Statements by Johnnoah1st: 7:01pm On Nov 14, 2015
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Celebrities › Re: Fans Blast Phyno For Asking Them To Pray For Paris by Johnnoah1st:
only if weed were ban since d days of adam, am sure mohammed wont have created dis islam kind of a thing, cus someone must have been high on an high concentrated expired mecca weed b4 he can create such a demonic and destructive religion.
Christianity Etc › Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st(op): 3:45pm On Nov 14, 2015
Ajibam:
And don't forget i said you need Jesus.. Good luck
how is my topics lewd bro? or u dont knw d meaning of lewd?
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Answer Prayer? by Johnnoah1st(op): 11:38pm On Nov 13, 2015
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Christianity Etc › Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st(op): 11:35pm On Nov 13, 2015
Ajibam:
I was checking your profile and i see that you really need Jesus in your Life.. 90% of your topics are lewd, you should have been given a crown in romance section self..

Concerning your request, just go to their boring subsection(recycle bin 2), accept the incantation it will bring, then sit and read all the hogwash written there.. Congrats on your new found religion, have a nice time with the moon god!!
u taking me serious? how would i convert to dat islam kind of a tin? i would rather stay religiously neautral.
Christianity Etc › Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st(op): 10:44pm On Nov 13, 2015
Pyrrho:
You wan worship Allah or follow mohammed? You need to die first, two of dem dey paradise dey flex punny. Do quick go join dem.
hahahahaha, flexing with 72 virgins? dey 4 don turn paradise to brothel self.
Christianity Etc › Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st(op): 10:35pm On Nov 13, 2015
Durentt:
Really? angry
WEREY!
Christianity Etc › Re: Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st(op): 10:34pm On Nov 13, 2015
Pyrrho:
Just pray five times a day, put on Muslim attires, read the Koran and Hadith...

...strap yourself with a bomb, and kills some innocent people for Allah, your reward is in paradise where you will fvck for eternity...

If you can't do all the above... you are allowed to take adolescents as wives too, fvck them like your property...

i'll be adding more later
lol, dis guy dey mad sha, if i don bomb myself, how i go take dey worship the allah and follow mohammed?
Christianity Etc › Am Converting To A Muslim by Johnnoah1st(op): 10:17pm On Nov 13, 2015
pls muslim people in d house, how can i convert to islam?
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Swaziland: World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 13th November 2015 by Johnnoah1st: 6:36pm On Nov 13, 2015
safarigirl:
Una go dey insult Mikel, e go shock una he'll either score or assist
dis match na okro soup, no goal in dis match, its a draw.
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Johnnoah1st: 5:18pm On Nov 13, 2015
mylifemyrules:
Dats d point

I don't have money to buy the rope

Onye iberibe
as gud samaritan dat always help people in need, pm me, i might post u #500, d rope wont be more dan dat.
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Johnnoah1st: 5:03pm On Nov 13, 2015
mylifemyrules:
Nobody is too young or too old to be cautioned

With his level of education i expect him to know better

Nd d girl he is talking about is reading dis

With the high rate of rape nd ritual killings she still trusted him nd took dat risk to pay him a visit

At least he should just applaud her or respect her for taking dat risk alone to see him no matter d attitude she displayed

After all we humans have our flaws, and trust me i do have a lot of flaws
rope is not cost in d market, u can buy one and hang urself, cus i dont get ur pain here.
Romance › Re: The Journey Of The Boomba Master....My Experience With A Girl From Nairaland! by Johnnoah1st: 4:59pm On Nov 13, 2015
ANDYBLAZE, d girl monicker have "hausa" in it? d day i told her not to borrowed car to pose again! she insulted me.
Celebrities › Re: 10 Facts Every Nigerian Should Know About Nollywood by Johnnoah1st: 11:35pm On Nov 11, 2015
shockwave91:
"Nollywood is an industry that has high turnover and challenges the western mode of storytelling"

LMAO!
i tell u bro. dis is d joke of d century.
Romance › Re: Advice On What To Do With Her by Johnnoah1st: 11:17pm On Nov 11, 2015
am alergic to super stories, i would have contribute my OWN adVice
Romance › Re: Ladies And Gentle Men. What Will U Do? by Johnnoah1st: 11:13pm On Nov 11, 2015
i will just sit down and watch dem, den tanks d man for a job well done after d act.
Romance › Re: I Need Help Guys. Do I Forgive And Marry Her? by Johnnoah1st: 11:01pm On Nov 11, 2015
@OP, why would a northerner marry an igbo in d first place? wen it obvious to even d blind dat an average hausa man is mentally unstable, senseless, illeterate and always behave like an animal, she is d was probably conviced by friends and family dat she shouldn't marry from dat silly tribe, even if its my sister i be d one to stand against d marriage, hausa? *spit*
Romance › Re: Do Yall Hate Us South Africans That Much?? by Johnnoah1st: 10:52pm On Nov 11, 2015
vooyour:
hey guys I'm new to this forum. I'm a South African girl and I love Nigeria and it's people. I also wish to visit in the next few years (very expensive trip). Anyway, from what I've been reading in this forum, I can't help but get the impression that Nigerians hate us. yes I know some of you are upset because of the xenophobic attacks. To be honest, the people who do this are a very small group hooligans. we don't all do that. Anyway I think all kinds of people have their flaws. I'm afraid if I ever visit Naija I'd be scared to say I'm from SA.
I just wanna know if yall really hate us.
PS. I also really like some Nigerian guys but I've seen a forum with some Naija sistas attacking us. Abeg sisters don't be stingy with your guys :p
wat is south africa self? where is dere map on d planet earth? i havent heard of such a dumb country's name b4.
Romance › Re: . by Johnnoah1st: 10:39pm On Nov 11, 2015
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Politics › Re: Ekiti APC Rejects The Ministry Of Solid Minerals by Johnnoah1st: 10:26pm On Nov 11, 2015
WHAT IS EKITI SELF? as in where is there map on nigeria map?
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by Johnnoah1st: 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2015
kramfonos:
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It took you a while to realize why I am feared. You identity-thieving fleabag! You are not tired of stealing pictures from Google and claiming them as yours, are you?


The only thing you'll ever get right is the mixture of chemicals to end your miserable life.
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i will be expecting u to hack my accout and take down d pics u payed d internet bill i used in uploading it, den i will take u serious.
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by Johnnoah1st: 7:57pm On Nov 11, 2015
kramfonos:
You dimwitted progeny of a leprous paralyzed marsupial _whore! May your kidneys be fed to piranhas as sport while your osteoporosis-ravaged spine serve as building materials for beavers! May you be _raped by rhesus monkeys in gangs.

Your Dutch courage to assume you can engage me, your god, would be your downfall . You _faeces-feeding impostor! If you're worth half the price of a matchbox , your dypsophilic _retarded stepdad would have sold you out to buy a lighter. May you find solace in the jaws of a crocodile!

u should have gotten d message dat am ignoring u, am only dealing with someone who seem he is little biT mentally stable.
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by Johnnoah1st:
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Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by Johnnoah1st:
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Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by Johnnoah1st: 7:26pm On Nov 11, 2015
kramfonos:
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You simpleton-esque butt-licking juvenile marsupial! You think castigating him for opining the truth would score you brownie points with that attention-seeking female kidult?
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who d fucck is dis loose dog? if i seek 4 anybody's attention how is dat ur problem? u pay 4 my internet bills? and morover do i luk like any of u thugs who fight on d internet? if u sense is so dense i will advice u to visit d nearest mental hospital.

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