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Politics › Re: Nigeria Spends $5bn On Generators Annually by joinnow: 10:20am On Jul 19, 2017
EmekaBlue:
All hail Generator Republic of Africa aka Nigeria
Abeg remove the horses put two cow and remove the river Niger and benue put fulani herds man with the stick on his shoulder.
Note fulani herdman are more than mtn. They are everywhere you go
Family › Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Is A Chronic Liar? by joinnow: 10:13am On Jul 19, 2017
Psoul:
I have a girlfriend like that, but as a smart guy, i tapped her Whatsapp, Facebook and Calls. So all her moves are at my fingertips. I decided not to bother about whatever she does. I loved her so much but she kept breaking my heart until dat day i decided that it is now game that we are into.

I kept tormenting her on all her secret moves. As she is chatting, I am reading her chats even if she is in Abuja and i am in Lagos. If she goes into Facebook or Facebook messenger, I see all she does. If she makes call, i get the detail discussion. So if she books appointment wt a guy, let's say Friday by 4pm. It's that same time that i will ask her to come and see me. If she went ahead to honour the other guy, I will disturb her phone that she won't concentrate on the date (Mischievous me).

If she comes back, I will tell her where she went to and the guy she f**ked. I am just enjoying the game. It makes her so uncomfortable. The problem is that she doesn't want to lose me. So I have the 4 Ace of the game.
Dont worry when she gives u HIV you no go call am game. Gameboy
Family › Re: What Will You Do If Your Partner Is A Chronic Liar? by joinnow: 10:10am On Jul 19, 2017
UnknownT:
Whoever endured a lying partner for 8years, can endure for 100 years. Yes, that's my own opinion
Just like biz that survive first 5years
Crime › Re: Teenager Leads Gang To Rob Oyinbo Man At Gunpoint In Traffic In Ghana (Pics) by joinnow: 10:14am On Jul 18, 2017
leathalbeast:
thanks, have a great day.
I wish u a wonderful weekdays and blissful weekend ahead
Politics › Re: We Don’t Need Restructuring In Nigeria – Okorocha by joinnow: 10:10am On Jul 18, 2017
Nigeria don't need restructuring but obviously Okorocha brain needs one
Properties › Re: Port Harcourt property 5 Bedrooms Duplex With Confirm C Of O by joinnow(op): 7:25am On Jul 18, 2017
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Crime › Re: Teenager Leads Gang To Rob Oyinbo Man At Gunpoint In Traffic In Ghana (Pics) by joinnow: 12:59am On Jul 18, 2017
leathalbeast:
well just like you many of us also see the good ones and co-exist nicely with them. I will take your word for it because I have your goodness on this thread.
I have many friends in Gh both single, married ladies and gentlemen.
Also visited several places in Gh
Kakum
Cape Coast
Tema
Tarkrode
Canopy walk
The hotel were you can touch live crocodile
Ostrich farm
Beach
Etc
So be ready to show me more of Gh when next i visit. grin
Crime › Re: Teenager Leads Gang To Rob Oyinbo Man At Gunpoint In Traffic In Ghana (Pics) by joinnow: 12:40am On Jul 18, 2017
leathalbeast:
you see how your country mate is hating on my country? there are many Ghanaians who read and don't comment so after seeing how she is behaving on this thread, would you expect those Ghanaians here to act nicely towards Nigerians in Ghana?
Pls you people should be managing the Good Nigerian over there.
Just note for every 12 disciples there must be one Judas.
Don't mind them.
For me i try to live my life like bible if i see good i say it. If its bad i don't hid either.
Celebrities › Re: APC Replies P'square On Ban On Video Shooting Abroad: You Are A Son Of Darkness by joinnow: 11:32pm On Jul 17, 2017
Wondering how will fg prevent Artist from recoding abroad.
cheesy

No wonder Kanti Bello said The truth of the matter is Nigeria is in a deep Mess.
Celebrities › Re: P-square And Jude Okoye Slam FG Over Plans To Ban Artistes From Shooting Abroad by joinnow: 11:20pm On Jul 17, 2017
Its seem the cabal and Pmb want to learn from North Korean

Ban Ban Ban
Celebrities › Re: P-square And Jude Okoye Slam FG Over Plans To Ban Artistes From Shooting Abroad by joinnow: 11:18pm On Jul 17, 2017
Its seem the cabal and Pmb want to learn from North Korean
Properties › Port Harcourt property 5 Bedrooms Duplex With Confirm C Of O by joinnow(op):
grin Property description: 5 Bedrooms Duplex with security house.

WHY YOU SHOULD BUY
- Excellent location
- Excellent facilities around
- Proximity to Ignatius university (formally COE)
- buy from genuine owner and trustworthy Agent

Location: at St.John along iwofe road Port harourt.

Title C of O

Price:
#29,999,999.
Negotiable

Reason for selling: relocation.
Husband transferred to Lagos while wife and kid relocated so property is vacant.


Call or whatapps zero 8 zero 3 six 007eight96 for more pix and inspection

C of O available for sighting

Oga Nairaland lawyer if you have contacts in Port Harcourt who are real estate investors dont hesitate to recommend me and this Property.

Nairaland General › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Block Major Road In Abuja Central With Their Cattle (See Photos) by joinnow: 9:49pm On Jul 17, 2017
Welcome to Nigeria
The cattle Ranch capital of Africa
Crime › Re: Teenager Leads Gang To Rob Oyinbo Man At Gunpoint In Traffic In Ghana (Pics) by joinnow: 9:15pm On Jul 17, 2017
toyeanlawlah:
undecided you think so
I frequent Ghana. Their road is way better than Nigeria though smaller. Some places you can drive for 3hours without one single pot hole what you can see is speed bump tongue
Crime › Re: Teenager Leads Gang To Rob Oyinbo Man At Gunpoint In Traffic In Ghana (Pics) by joinnow: 8:11pm On Jul 17, 2017
free2ryhme:
They have left the white man with a bad image of black africa
Bruuh no country thief no dey
In Netherlands they thief bicycle that was chained. They thief the bicycle without back tyre.
They brake into car steal laptop
The one that was unbelievable was old white couple around 80years old enter book shop thief book. grin
Crime › Re: Teenager Leads Gang To Rob Oyinbo Man At Gunpoint In Traffic In Ghana (Pics) by joinnow: 7:56pm On Jul 17, 2017
toyeanlawlah:
My dear, don't see too much. East Legon is a Behind place o, just like our own VGC, Lekki and so on. They've got annoyingly bad roads in GH.
Gh has few pot hole joor
Crime › Re: Teenager Leads Gang To Rob Oyinbo Man At Gunpoint In Traffic In Ghana (Pics) by joinnow: 7:53pm On Jul 17, 2017
grin when i hear power bike.
Its plenty in gh
Politics › Re: Tinubu Finally Speaks On Buhari's Health, Urges Nigerian To Pray by joinnow: 2:31pm On Jul 17, 2017
Boyooosa:
WAWU! WHERE DEM COM SEE DIS TEETH!? PPLE CAN RE-CREATE.... angry
He has undergo teeth whitening
Na tashili money
Politics › Re: "Buhari Will Shock Nigerians"- Tam David-West, Ex Minister Of Petroleum & Energy by joinnow: 10:42am On Jul 17, 2017
This old cargo don enter long suffering mode
He has patient later he was enduring
Now he has enter long suffering mode

I dey here let him continue to hope.
He has unbelievable waiting attitude
Politics › Re: Kanti Bello Says President Buhari Has Failed, Regrets Inviting Him To Politics by joinnow: 9:41am On Jul 17, 2017
If Kanti Bello can say "the truth of the matter is that, we are now in a mess.

Its truth bruuh

Watch Your back they will come for u
Politics › Re: 2019: Middle Belt Presents David Mark For President by joinnow: 9:20am On Jul 17, 2017
This has been the plan right from day 1
Only that Uncle Jo spoil the plan by losing.
But how come he forget say
He said GSM is only for the rich and he expect to win in 2019
Car Talk › Re: This Hummer Bus Is For Sale At N2.8million Naira. by joinnow: 2:11am On Jul 17, 2017
Serious buyer 2mlm you can pm me
Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki's Daughter's Dressing Got Facebook Users Angry by joinnow: 1:31am On Jul 17, 2017
shocked shocked shocked
Dat Saraki daughter on left seated with mini gown go bad gan

Politics › Re: Aluko's $80million Yatch Was Rented By Jay Z And Beyonce For $lm (photo) by joinnow: 11:29pm On Jul 16, 2017
when will FGN start to publish looters name

Celebrities › Re: Ray Hushpuppi Lavish Lifestyle In Pictures by joinnow: 11:14pm On Jul 16, 2017
why is he always carrying big bag
seem he is into drug distribution or
he sell bags


after been caught his baby mama go cry foul say she did not know what he does for living
we are watching

Travel › Re: Man Checks Single Can Of Beer As Luggage On Flight by joinnow: 4:38pm On Jul 12, 2017
the guy must have been taking this beer 1 table spoon three times a day
Agriculture › Re: . by joinnow: 5:35pm On Jul 10, 2017
IHate9ja1:
Visit pabod breweries at Trans amadi ph
Pls any contact number. Like the waste manager or any body.
Last time i visited there the security men promise to send me a contact but did not
Agriculture › Re: Odourless Farming; Lactobacillus Serum And Organic Molasses. by joinnow: 5:18pm On Jul 10, 2017
State how to use it and in what quantity etc
Agriculture › Re: . by joinnow: 5:16pm On Jul 10, 2017
IHate9ja1:
Not available anymore sir. I no longer reside in ph
Then link me to some one or the company in port.
Properties › Re: Somebody's Living Room Flooded In Lekki After The Rain (Photo) by joinnow: 12:24pm On Jul 10, 2017
Make phcn no mumu go bring light in that area.
Politics › Re: Kwara Youths Threaten To Recall Saraki, Accuse Him Of Pursuing Personal Interest by joinnow: 8:05pm On Jul 09, 2017
Its getting more interesting
Trust Nigerian
Recalling will soon be the order of the day
Nairaland General › Re: Man Crushes Cobra Which Attacked Him In Bed With His Bare Hands (Photos) by joinnow: 7:11pm On Jul 09, 2017
This look like black Mamba
Very very poisonous.
My guy dey pose for pictures instead of seeking urgent medical attention.
shocked

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