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Kentura:
sue them on what ground?!

SexyNairalander:
booked


is it only me Abi my eyes is deceiving me


she cum resemble her husband

spaggyy:
Firstly the robbers did not know the cops were in the security post.... The cops only need to take clean headshots at the robbers, starting with the driver and also the tyre of the car(abi car get odeshi?)

3 cops can easily take out 3 robbers in 10 seconds, the robbers got their eyes on the money

But the unprofessional shots of the police attracted the robbers to deal with them


And the iboko cop that ran for cover Was stupid... He ought to have taken cover in the place and shoot at anyone that makes a stupid move toward the security post


And if they had blown out the car tyres, the robbers will be immobile and they will have no choice than either change car or Change spare tyre (lol) and the other 3 cops at the back of the bank can have enough time to come out and finish the work...

Matrycx:
i passed through dis place last thursday, i couldn't help but cry for naija, d road is notin to write home about, some places passing through d bush seems beta, frm ilorin to jebba is okay but jebba-mokwa- and other towns before bida iis worst, may JAH help us sha and hope no lives were lost

Caustics:

today, dont drink water during meals so that you eat more
tomorrow, always drink water during meals so that you eat less

today, taking coffee reduces risk of stroke
tomorrow, coffee is the leading cause of heart disease

today, fruits help with bowel movement, eat plenty
tomorrow, fruits cause diabetes, avoid them.

and so on and so forth.. ....
which do we believe

sureinfo:
Since it seems as if it's kidnapping that is reigning for criminals these days, it's better we look for ways on How to be safe from kidnapping as the trend is on the rise.

Most of these kidnappers work with information. If they don't know you or your family members have money you probably won't be a target.

Please note, It's good to have a sense of security and safety.


1. Never use car stickers that says where you work, especially if you have a prestigious job, don't let show off kill you.

2. Avoid making your financial status public, don't be the one that jumps to front of the church to make donations or the one pastor raves about.

3. When you attend parties, don't let the band get you so high that you start spraying money like no man's business, use an envelope.

4. Don't be the one that tries to empty the ATM machine by making large withdrawals ...You don't need 50k in your wallet to feel like a man.

5. Always delete your bank transaction notifications, especially SMS...you really can memorize your bank balance....Shred ur POS/ATM receipts.

6. Don't go jogging while it's dark, you really should be smarter than that. If you can, get someone trusted as company.

7. Always lock your doors, even if you're only going out to switch off your generator.

8. NEVER EVER, NEVER EVER WEAR YOUR ID outside your work place. No one needs to know you work with SHELL, don't be stupid.

9. Be accountable to your spouse or parents, let someone know where you are at every point, don't branch to GRA when u should be in Woji.

10. As much as you can avoid it, don't send kids on errand outside your house, they are soft targets.

11. Don't try to form richest dude in the neighborhood by flaunting your new Tecno Camon CX or the latest iPhone, or by making large donations in your estate meetings, learn modesty.

12. When you give, give with modesty and privately, learn to say "I can't spare that amount now". Stop doing Baba Olowo for the boys dem.

13. Don't stay late in your office long after closing hours. That deadline work can be done at home.

14. Make safety the number one factor in your decision always!
God will keep and protect you as you also apply discretion.

15. Always watch your back especially when in a strange environment. Use of rear mirror while driving is encouraged. You can do that smartly without attracting attention.

Stay SAFE all the time..... don't take your security for granted.

Nairalanders, you can add your own too.


https://www.nairaland.com/3537436/13-cool-ways-safe-kidnappers

fulanmafia:
The question is: Why did they stop bombing in the first place?

Did they suddenly develop love for Buhari or is the otueke hippo (their godmother) not still receiving the grilling of her life?

Answer: Previously our soldiers were being frustrated and drowned because the terrorists had superior knowledge of the creeks and waters; UNTIL the military discovered that the perfect insecticide was using the Air-Force to bombard the terrorists from the air and destroying their targets with their helicopter gunships.

https://www.naij.com/908658-tension-nigerian-army-bombards-niger-delta-militants-kills-many.html
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/10/niger-delta-airforce-bombs-sets-illegal-barges/
https://www.naij.com/992457-tension-in-niger-delta-air-force-blows-up-illegal-refineries-photos.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZicemRa22A

Ever since that strategy was implemented, we haven't heard "ween" from the creeks.

The Air-force is ready; bring it on.

addey44:
Who doesn't want all the good things you've listed? Why can't we do it as a big, strong and united Nigeria? Our strength lies in our unity!

nino10:
Lol... How long is it from gh to Nigeria... My mum is seriously worried..

veekid:
And one useless minister talk say na Senegal has the best jollof rice

Listic1:
Monday the 5th of June, 2017 is one day I won’t forget in a hurry. Very early that day, I freshened up and started on my way to court which was ‘outside jurisdiction’. For some inexplicable reasons, there were not very many vehicles on the road. Somehow, this particular vehicle, a red Toyota or Honda salon car – but converted to a taxi, appeared before me. I inquired from the driver whether he was headed in my direction of which he responded in the affirmative. I then boarded the vehicle. After sitting down I noticed that there were two young men in the vehicle – one in the front passenger seat wearing a red face cap and red hooded jacket and the other in the passenger seat behind the driver wearing a white polo shirt. However, I never took time to steal glances at their faces. I sat next to this passenger. Shortly after I boarded, another lady was picked along the road. This lady sat beside me.

A few minutes thereafter the driver stopped the car and the passenger in front, turning backwards to face those behind, greeted everyone at the back and asked what we have in our bags as he raised his pistol for all to see. Before I could say anything, the young chap beside me took my bag from me and started searching my trouser and suit jacket pockets. In the process, he took my phone and a few wards of N500 notes which I left in my left back pocket in case I needed to make a quick expense having put my wallet in the bag. At the same time, the dude with the gun took the lady’s bag, her phone and asked her to pull off the ‘gold’ she was wearing. After doing that, the young man turned to me with his gun pointed and asked me how much I was with. I told him and added that everything is in my wallet which was in my bag and that his colleague has taken the notes that I didn’t put in the wallet as well. As I was saying this, I was inexplicably extremely relaxed and smiling and also asking them to give me the tools of my trade: case file, wig and gown, diary and bib and collar which were in the bag; stuff which I knew would be useless to them. This is awkward and weird, I know. Perhaps, infuriated by my disposition the young chap pushed me on my left side to expose my left leg and said: ‘you think say we dey joke here? I go just put this ‘ginot’ for your leg’. His other colleague began pleading with him not to try anything stupid; he was reminded of how he could not control himself the last time and he eventually killed someone. This sort of calmed him down a bit.

Well, after satisfying themselves that they have properly waylaid us, we were asked to go of the vehicle and sit on the kerb by the roadside. As they were about to drive off, the guy who sat beside me asked again what I had in my bag and I told him and also asked that he should give the bag back to me after taking the money having told him where I kept it. The young man opened the bag, brought out only the case file, dropped it on the ground and they drove off. As I and the lady stood up to find our level but me to pick up my case file first, the very car came back in reverse. The lady was asked to get into the vehicle and they drove away. In all of these the driver did not utter even a word. However, I know that they were all working in concert. I thereafter retreated to some safe corner where I was ruminating over what just transpired; the first and I believe the last of its kind I would experience and how over the weekend, Saturday, I guess, I was asking myself how I would react if a gun was pointed at me. It is a funny life!

While deep in thought, from the corner of my eye I saw that car drop of the lady who then entered another vehicle. At this point, I approached a bystander who only assisted by giving me his phone to call my family. This was a wasted effort as all the numbers I had off hand didn’t connect. In this state of slight confusion, I decided to search my jacket pockets. And boy what did I see? Some change in the only pocket that was not searched! With that I went in search of my bearing!

End.

PS: I have a feeling, a very strong feeling, that something very bad would happen to the young man with the gun.

Thanks: Seun; Lalasticlala

emmy4lov:
. the way Americans take dogs is just so interesting.

nice one doggie. ..

but why is he dressed like a super hero dog ...lol




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