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Politics › Re: Babangida Can't Wear Shoes Anymore. Nemesis Catches Up With The Evil Genius - SR by joinnow: 3:22pm On Dec 14, 2017
SR are you up to 80yrs
If not keep quiet.
And observe the golden rule
Phones › Re: Airtel, Smile, Glo Make Final Five To Buy 9mobile by joinnow: 4:28pm On Dec 13, 2017
InternetGenius:
Which time Dangote joined the bid? People on nairaland seeking for attentions you are one among grin grin
Attention fall on you grin

See below link tongue
https://www.nairaland.com/4186965/glo-airtel-dangote-seven-others#62545046
Phones › Re: Airtel, Smile, Glo Make Final Five To Buy 9mobile by joinnow: 4:22pm On Dec 13, 2017
InternetGenius:
Which time Dangote joined the bid? People on nairaland seeking for attentions you are one among grin grin
Sorry to fall your hand

See below link

Glo, Airtel, Dangote, Seven Others Advance To Final Stage In 9mobile Bid
NYSC › Re: Kaduna Corpers & Ex Corpers Protesting Non-Payment Of Allowances (Photos) by joinnow: 2:27pm On Dec 13, 2017
Common 19k a WHOLE govt no fit pay
Phones › Re: Airtel, Smile, Glo Make Final Five To Buy 9mobile by joinnow: 2:11pm On Dec 13, 2017
A whole Dangotel did not make it to final 5
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Blasts Nigerian Youths Over Buhari & Atiku 2019 Race (Video) by joinnow: 10:12pm On Dec 12, 2017
Toosure70:
How can a country that has;
Prof Yemi Oshibajo
Aliko Dangote
Tony Elumelu
Donald Duke
Jim Ovia
Akinwunmi Adesina
Fola Adeola
Peter Obi
Chukwuma Soludo
Sanusi Lamido-Sanusi
Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala,
Philip Emegwali
Prof Pat Utomi
Jaiye Olowosuko
Arc. G C William
Tunde Fashola
And Host of other Intelligent and smart people across the globe be limited to Buhari and Atiku?. I just don’t get it. Meanwhile the youth are busy analyzing Arsenal and Chelsea.
Who did we offend? Na who swear for us?!!!!
Please share among young people!!! Anyone with a plan?!!!☹☹☹☹
According to agreement Northerner have to complete their 8 yrs. Pmb will finish 4yrs and still has one slot left reason people are focusing on Atiku (beside Lamido and Kwakwaso) to dislodge pmb.
Business › Re: With 1m Naira Budget, Which Is More Profitable Of These Two? by joinnow: 9:36pm On Dec 12, 2017
Godswillnwaoma:
how much can he be making per day if he take your advice.
when uber started it 250k monthly
But now its 150 - 180k monthly
Business › Re: With 1m Naira Budget, Which Is More Profitable Of These Two? by joinnow: 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
Assuming your money is 2mlm you for buy 2010-2012 Toyota corolla join uber sharp sharp. But your money no reach.
What more can I say
I wish you success
Nairaland General › Re: Copers Involved In An Accident, 2 Dead & 1 With A Broken Spinal Cord (Graphic) by joinnow: 8:31pm On Dec 12, 2017
Toyota haice safety rating is only 3 star. ie
9 out of 16 possible scores. May be FRSC/Govt should do something

Our road no good ooo (too much snake road and two ways traffic) beside pot and drum holes

Drivers no good ooo ( always high)some years ago I was tracing from Kano to pH.
After paying for the ticket I now decided to take one bottle gulder. As I was gulping my gulder I saw one man by himself taking 5 bottles of star.
I was just thinking loud.
Who annoyed this man?
Why was he alone taking 5 bottles
Etc.
Could you imagine what I later saw when I board the luxury bus. huh

That person drinking is the driver the luxury bus.

Guess what.

As he drove out of the park get he hit a bike man.

Less than 5km the luxury luggage compartment flung open personal belongings started to fly out.
He did reverse back and started looking for and picking up passenger bags.Afterwish the conductor bought key and lock all the compartment.

I did not sleep all thru the night.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Malaysian Military Ready To Go To Jerusalem To Assist The Palestinian Cause by joinnow: 8:23pm On Dec 12, 2017
Israel small but mighty.
If its north Korea that threatened I for say at lest they get small small nuke but Malaysia I dey grin for Chinese
Agriculture › Re: Banana Plantation And Plantain Plantation..which Is More Profitable? by joinnow: 10:04am On Dec 12, 2017
happybrother:
Add labour cost,carriage,weeding,fertilizer ,replacements and pruning the you can see clearer. What baffles me is that some folks do the maths in addition and multiplication only they leave subtraction off the game.
Sorry my bad, but even at that big profits is to be made bruuh.

Abi you want to monopolized plantain plantation.
Politics › Re: Presidency Begins National Consultation On Farmers-herders Conflicts by joinnow: 8:40am On Dec 12, 2017
igbodefender:
Implementation not consultation is what we need.# CommercialCattleRanching #IrrigatedRanches
..
Zero grazing.
Producing fodders using hydroponics.
This things are easy to learn
Politics › Re: Dogara: Tinubu Had Meeting In His Bedroom Asked Me To Step Down For Gbajabiamila by joinnow: 8:37am On Dec 12, 2017
I hope Tinubu don learn.
They just dey sideline Jagaban.
Jagaban fit sideline them too in 2019

Let me stay here and watch cool

Nigeria political film na blockbuster

Everyday shocking revelation. shocked
Politics › Re: What APC Must Do To Defeat PDP In 2019 Presidential Election - Hon. Amaechi by joinnow: 6:34pm On Dec 11, 2017
It look like Atiku change over has stated affecting APC shocked
First is Okorocha
Second is Amechi
Who is next.

Meanwhile who go dash me 200million like Amechi friend dash am
Christianity Etc › Re: "Buhari’s Ministers Are Unhappy" - Bishop Kukah by joinnow: 5:24pm On Dec 11, 2017
Buhari this Buhari DAT. grin
Politics › Re: 'Say No To End SARS': Rivers State Youths Support SARS (Photos) by joinnow: 4:05pm On Dec 11, 2017
How can Nigeria move forward.

Support SARS

End SARS

Therefore
Support SARS - End SARS = Support End

Support End = Zero [back to square 1]

Naija who do us this angry
Pets › Re: Why Swine Is Forbidden by joinnow: 10:48pm On Dec 10, 2017
Why below tongue
Pork is the most widely consumed meat in the world, followed by poultry, beef, and mutton




quote author=onlyTheTruth post=63118496]-- Some reason Flesh of Swine (pig) and those which are forbidden to eat

1. Pigs are absolute garbage guts, they’ll eat anything from their own feces, cancer growths on other pigs, different sorts of insects, decaying animal flesh and drink their own urine.

2. The pig’s meat absorbs toxins better than any other animal. These toxins spoil the meat and make it dangerous.

3. The pig is the only mammal that does not sweat or perspire, thus, meaning, the sweat and toxins merge in the flesh.

4. Pigs and swine are so poisonous that you can hardly kill them with strychnine or other poisons.

5. Farmers who keep pigs often open them up to rattlesnakes nest, because even a snake bite can not poison a pig.

6. When a pig dies, the maggots, bacteria and insects eat the pig’s flesh faster than any other animal.

7. There is no safe temperature at which pork can be cooked to ensure that all these parasites, cysts and eggs will be killed.

8. A pig’s meat holds twice as more fat as beef, which obviously, is not good for the human body.

9. A cow, with 4 stomachs, digests its food in good time – whilst, the pig takes 4 hours to digest its foul food, which turns into flesh.

10. Pigs carry about 30 diseases which can be easily passed to humans. This is why Allah commanded us to not even to touch their carcass.

11. Pork can cause diseases such as typhoid, arthritis, rheumatism, gastritis, ms, meningitis and permanent gall bladder trouble.

12. Pig meat is so poisonous and filthy, they have sewer lines running down each leg with an outlet in the bottom of the foot. Out of this hole oozes pus and filth his body cannot pass into its system fast enough, which gets into the meat.[/quote]
Pets › Re: Why Swine Is Forbidden by joinnow: 10:45pm On Dec 10, 2017
Why below tongue
Pork is the most widely consumed meat in the world, followed by poultry, beef, and mutton
Agriculture › Re: Banana Plantation And Plantain Plantation..which Is More Profitable? by joinnow: 10:10pm On Dec 10, 2017
olly6559:
Clapping for some Nairaland internet farmers response!! A bunch of bananas cost about N300 naira here in a mrk at Erunmu, Ibadan while a bunch of plantain goes btw N700 - 1500 depending on its finger sizes. Even a bunch purchased in d mnth of Sep along Gbongan-Osogbo express rd was N1000 despite the truth that they produce fruts in excess around that area. It depends, they eat lots of bananas in the east unlike in Southwest, do your home work thoroughly before u commence planting and remember to intercrop with maize/melon/soya beans/potatoes inorder to save cost on monthly weeding. Plantain/banana plantation isn't a cheap and quick buz.
Ibadan banana no biam joor.
Agriculture › Re: Banana Plantation And Plantain Plantation..which Is More Profitable? by joinnow: 10:06pm On Dec 10, 2017
Bestchisom:
nice point....i was also thinking of how to do the sales....
One aspect of farm biz farmers neglect.
I also observe that you don't have business plan. If you do you should have know your target market and your Marketing strategies.
1. If you are in interior local government then join Afam they will connect you to buyer.
2.Have a saleoutlet
3.Meet 5 company that are producing planrain flour be their supplier of plantain.
4.Meet 5 companies or individual producing platain chip be their supplier
5. Sell at public/ open/fruit market
6.if all fail charter a truck bring them to big market eg in Lagos (Mushin)
7.you can sell online thru social media, your website or others website, forum etc
Wish you success
Agriculture › Re: Banana Plantation And Plantain Plantation..which Is More Profitable? by joinnow: 9:53pm On Dec 10, 2017
Bestchisom:
this is cool....would you mind sharing the knowledge about the high yielding and pest resistant varieties
Its IITA Ibadan that develop the variety and they sell theirs #80 if you are buying more than 100.
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Leave For France Tomorrow For One Planet Summit by joinnow: 8:42pm On Dec 10, 2017
See me see wahala
Citizens are busy committing suicide on daily basis

Pmb is busy galavating all over the world abi you be world president.

Politics › Re: Illegal Mining: Ebonyi Women Protest Arrest Of Husbands, Sons by joinnow: 7:39pm On Dec 10, 2017
Lead
Its dangerous
Business › Re: Official Thread For 2018 Income Tutors Bootcamp by joinnow:
Hi, I am in bruuh.
Investment › Re: Expert Reveals Whether To Invest In Bitcoin Or Not by joinnow: 1:57pm On Dec 10, 2017
sosy25:
Send me a whatsapp message and I would send you a link tomorrow you can use to receive free cryptocurrency. The cryptocurrency is currently traded on a cryptocurrency exchange. When you receive your free cryptocurrency you can sell it immediately and receive payment in US Dollars, Euro or Bitcoin or you can keep it and sell it later at a much higher price. The choice is yours.
Many thanks
Crime › Re: "I Am Rich With Over $5m, But It’s A Hell On Earth For Me" - Ghanaian Yahoo Boy by joinnow: 1:21pm On Dec 10, 2017
dadaic:
Why do they tag ritualists as yahoo guys? So Ezego was a Yahoo boy too? I just don’t understand.
He started with yahoo
Didn't you read the part that he scam a Ukrainian Lady $2k
Before changing to sakawa
Agriculture › Re: Banana Plantation And Plantain Plantation..which Is More Profitable? by joinnow: 12:42pm On Dec 10, 2017
dbynonetwork:
Yes just some.... Maybe 0.9999999% of the northern land mass.. Say some part of Kogi n benue..
All my plantain plantation in 2012 till today never bear fruit.... When the dry season set in, they are all gone.
Have you been to Manbilla its in Taraba state.
Plantain and banana is so big fresh.
You cannot eat three banana at once.
Taraba is North
Agriculture › Re: Banana Plantation And Plantain Plantation..which Is More Profitable? by joinnow: 12:39pm On Dec 10, 2017
mcfestgee:
Plantain and banana farming works more on the economy of scales. If you have less than 300, you might not make significant profit becos you might eat significant number. It is from experience, I farm in thousands.
Correct. When I was in Ibadan. I visited iita.
Meet mr.?? In charge of platain & banana.
The guy open my eye for the biz.
You basically start with 1000 suckers so you can call it a full time job.

As a strategy, he identifies breeds that are more productive – high-yielding and pest-resistant varieties.

At the beginning of the planting season, you buy 1,000 suckers at N120 each, which adds up to N120,000. When you harvest you will get 1,000 bunches of plantain which you will sell for at least N1400 each. So, you will make about N1.4 million.
Investment › Re: Bank Of Industry Loan In Collaboration With Sterling Bank by joinnow: 12:59am On Dec 10, 2017
Since op did not respond. I zoom to sterling bank website and fortunately I chat with one staff online.
Attached is the screen shot.

Boi loan is same market moni loan is
10k to 100k
Repayment either weekly monthly
Duration max of 6months.
You have to be a member of any trade association.

Investment › Re: Bank Of Industry Loan In Collaboration With Sterling Bank by joinnow: 11:01pm On Dec 09, 2017
I just got mine yesterday.

Could do us a favour and tell us the steps involved
The max loan amount
The duration
Interest rate
Since you got your yesterday
Etc.
Instead of telling us to go to sterling bank.
Investment › Re: Expert Reveals Whether To Invest In Bitcoin Or Not by joinnow: 10:55pm On Dec 09, 2017
Where can one get bitcoin loan or grant

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