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Politics › Re: Governor Obiano: "Anambra Made Lagos What It Is" by joinnow: 2:44pm On Nov 20, 2017
Didn't know someone already implemented my thinking.
Choose Your Project.
So cool.

Kudos
Business › Re: $500million World Bank Loan For Empowering The Poor – Finance Ministry by joinnow: 2:05pm On Nov 20, 2017
Storyline
Business › Re: Glo, Airtel, Dangote, Seven Others Advance To Final Stage In 9mobile Bid by joinnow: 1:55pm On Nov 20, 2017
nairalandbuzz:
Wicked boys... lols
I no dey picked oooo cry
Business › Re: Glo, Airtel, Dangote, Seven Others Advance To Final Stage In 9mobile Bid by joinnow: 12:41pm On Nov 20, 2017
Dangotel
Business › Re: I Am Mad Right Now! How Do I Complain? by joinnow: 12:32pm On Nov 20, 2017
Are you sure you bought the original product shocked
Politics › Re: Nigerian Policeman Spotted Repairing His Gun At A Welder's Workshop. Photos by joinnow: 11:13am On Nov 19, 2017
The welder for just tell am drop this shit and return tomorrow to pick cos there is no light and gen is bad.
Car Talk › Re: The Devel Sixteen Hypercar With 5,007hp & 310mph Top Speed Is Unveiled In Dubai by joinnow: 7:10am On Nov 19, 2017
From rear view it look like double speaker radio of 80's use by DJ blast.
Kai Dubai easy now abi Una want to run go hajana
Crime › Re: Policeman Shares Photos Of Girls Smoking Weed, Says "Say No To Drugs" by joinnow: 12:09am On Nov 19, 2017
My question is if weed gives inspiration to sing

why have Naija not produce 1001 Rastafarian grin
Since every corner u see guys puffing weeds
Health › Re: 4 Facts That Might Make You Quit Swimming In Public Pools by joinnow: 7:54pm On Nov 18, 2017
Nyama undecided
Food › Re: Is Fish Meat? by joinnow: 4:29pm On Nov 18, 2017
bjx5:
I think Fish is fish but by the way

JOB OPPORTUNITY IN JAPAN.

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SALARY $14, 500 000.

CONTACT 和社会事业和社会事。ا

Small time una go say person dey keep information to himself.....
中国内生产总值在年之 email sent
Business › Re: Exciting Next 12 Months For Project Financing In Nigeria by joinnow: 12:06pm On Nov 17, 2017
OK I have heard u.
Business › Re: Igede Lady Removes Shoes To Enter ATM Cubicle (Photo) by joinnow: 10:58am On Nov 17, 2017
May she is hearing a voice telling her if you do not remove your slippers it will not dispense cash.

Abi she dey see burning ATM which we could not see cos the ATM ground na holy ground.
Health › Re: Blood In Semen, Please Help by joinnow: 11:00pm On Nov 16, 2017
Rule out infection
Then possibly OVERDO
excessively rigorous sexual activity or masturbation.
Romance › Re: Who Can Tell Me What Meat Is In This My Soup? by joinnow: 10:30pm On Nov 16, 2017
From the first pictures
It look like the lizard bit monkey and its having symptoms of monkeypox grin

Don't take it personal
Romance › Re: How Do You Stop A Wedding by joinnow: 10:04pm On Nov 16, 2017
wintersnow:
She didn't give any genuine reason...I tried forcing her to say something, she just refused...after about 20minutes of silence, she just cried and left the house
Since she didnt give any genuine reason,
please thank God she left now and move on with your life.
You will locate your own wife sooner that later.

Vengeance should be left for God
Romance › Re: How Do You Stop A Wedding by joinnow: 9:23pm On Nov 16, 2017

Did she tell you WHY she broke up with you? If so, did you listen to what she said?
Sometimes two people are just not compatible with each other. Also, you say you "like" her, but presumably she is with someone who LOVES her now, since they are getting married.
Romance › Re: See The Haircut A 15-year Old Wore That Got Him Sent Home From School by joinnow: 8:19pm On Nov 16, 2017
This is not hair cut joor
Its hairdo.
Called center braids

Abi your son don join bad gang

Romance › Re: Ladies Do You Step In Or Let Him Handle It Himself? by joinnow: 8:07pm On Nov 16, 2017
BluntBoy:
What did you do to the lady that insulted you? From your tone, you sound like you would be the troublesome type who never overlooks anything.

For me, I can take a lot of insult. As long as you don't lay your hands on me, I will keep my cool. Insult me all day if you want, I will just pretend as if I don't know who is being insulted. If I have a loved one with me, I will expect them to ignore too. Silence is golden.
We are coming to test your insult tolerance level

Politics › Re: Jonathan Won Gold Medal In Corruption~ Tinubu by joinnow: 6:07pm On Nov 16, 2017
NgeneUkwenu:
[s][quote author=ruggedised post=62439279]and your demi afonja criminal drug Lord thiefinubu win whathuh Keep licking tinubu's hairy ass you transgendered angry sad[/s]

ipob yoots, mourning the demise of their Late Scammer, Nnamdi Cownu!
Dam boro na shege

You are dam wrong dear
Politics › Re: Jonathan Won Gold Medal In Corruption~ Tinubu by joinnow: 5:48pm On Nov 16, 2017
We know and so what
Next ....... tongue
As if the present dispensation will not continue where the past stop
Crime › Re: Biggest Tax Fraud In US History:nigerian Scammers Steal $11 Million From The IRS by joinnow: 5:44pm On Nov 16, 2017
Two broda two profession
undecided

Name checkers coming to confirm which part of Nigeria is involved

Foreign Affairs › Re: Robert Mugabe Resisting Army Pressure To Quit, Insists He's Still President by joinnow: 5:07pm On Nov 16, 2017
Falling man
Need rest
But greed won't allow him to mellow down and accept defect.

Celebrities › Re: Oritsefemi's Wife Nabila Fash Slams Haters Of Their Electronic Billboard by joinnow: 4:57pm On Nov 16, 2017
MediumStout:
We are patiently waiting for your wedding and Banky W wedding to crash sad
Have you heard of the Golden Rule

Politics › Re: Nigeria Hires Malaysian Consultants For N458m For Economic Recovery, Growth Plan by joinnow: 4:51pm On Nov 16, 2017
oyonu:
Does it mean we don't have enough consultants in Nigeria who can carry out the forensic study? What about our profs and Ph.D holders in school
What have they come up with.
Common soft drink Naija no fit produce only paper work no practice.
Abi we go chop paper.
Business › Re: Dangote Sells Noodle Plants To Rival For N3.75bn by joinnow: 4:48pm On Nov 16, 2017
profjustine458:
good for him, I think dangote should focus on cement, his indomie turns to pap immediately it touches hot water it's nothing to write home about.
And his cement is expensive compare to other cement abroad
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Hosts Daddy Freeze In Dubai As They Show Off Their Wristwatches (Pics) by joinnow: 4:35pm On Nov 16, 2017
When Evans broda kidnap the hand now
Una go come say why now
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Donate Dammy Krane As Burnt Offering But Ghanaians, Kenyans Say No by joinnow: 4:10pm On Nov 16, 2017
No one wan accept crane
May be we go offer them forklift
Romance › Re: This Lady's Hips Enlargement From 150 To 170 Has Got People Talking (Photos) by joinnow: 4:01pm On Nov 16, 2017
But 170 is not symmetrical cry
Car Talk › Re: Nigeria’s New Vehicle Sales Drops To Abysmal 10,000 Units by joinnow: 3:04pm On Nov 16, 2017
Frankdamaxx:
We love decieving ourselves. The 2017 corolla Xse model which is the top model goes for $22,680. (Check Google). Shipping to Nigeria let's add another $2000. That's $24,680. Change to Naira at N360 that's N8.88 million. Let's say custom duty is 35% and the company adds another 20% to mark up which is a total of 55% that's N13.77 million.

In Nigeria here, the base 2017 corolla starts at about N20 million.

Now who is deceiving who?
Nobody is deceiving anyone

Custom clearing is 75% of cost of car.
35% duty is to be charged on the cost of the vehicle along with a 35% levy, which sums the total cost of clearing your vehicle to 70% of the cost of the car.then VAT 5%
Career › Re: 10 Reasons Your Boss Wants You Out Of The Job by joinnow: 12:59pm On Nov 16, 2017
Especially this
Your co-workers keep stopping by your desk with confused looks on their faces to say “The boss asked me to set up a time when you can show me how you prepare the month-end package. Can we set up a time?” They don’t know why the boss gave them that assignment, but your gut knows why!

Pls don't show them all just show 60%
Pets › Re: Cats Pass Out After Eating Their Owner's Marijuana Plants In US (Pics, Video) by joinnow: 12:45pm On Nov 16, 2017
Cat for him mind will be thinking
I thought I have nine life but I come dey see 99 life's.

Next time the cat see weed it will respect and not chew it.
Business › Re: Union Bank Replies An Angry Customer Who Wants To Leave The Bank On Twitter by joinnow: 11:45am On Nov 16, 2017
jerryunit48:
Union Bank ... I had a chance to work there but I opted for Europe and am not regretting it
Assuming you go with them ....
U for don marry one of the old mama there

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