₦airaland Forum

Is like Tambuwal is doing apprenticeship under lie Mohammad

NextGovernor:
Some women can be wahala sha. I had a girlfriend recently that almost made my life misreable. Anytime she come over I will never have rest. I talk to girl on the road problem, I greet my flat neighbour sister or daughters problem, I make calls to female problem, long conversation to male friends she will just be angry say I just kept her and calling since. I dont come back from work ontime peoblem, I say I am tired anytime she wanna bring conversation problem.

My broda/sista I ranaway before I die b4 my time. She curse the hell out of me over the fone just becos say I say make we give break. Some girls can be so problematic.

Good you ran .....
Its symptoms of depression she might be displaying.

fabadey1:
Your location and lets meet

Rivers State

dannytoe:
How did she get flight clearance to fly the plane single handedly without a co-pilot? it's unprofessional in the aviation industry, No matter your flying hours or how experienced you are, you must fly with a co-pilot.

Go back and read again.

There is copilot with her. They ment to say she is not the copilot but the main pilot

Is there guarantee of invested capital?
As in my capital will be secure.
Cos some company in UK now insure 100% invested capital of investors.

What happen if you are unable to meet the 200% returns?
What happen if the fluctuations in cryptosystem results to so much loss?

What happen if the main cryto coin you are trading vanish and is replace by new coin?

MasterKim:
And d fair ones nko
Dere parents made love outside for afternoon abI
Kwontinue and be doin ursef sogbo

Also take chilled fanta

Its like the black girl patent also drank coke cola too much.


....... Na joke oooo

iDRAW:
Thanks a lot

You are welcome.

iDRAW:
Hi people,
My business is in a little mess.

Few weeks ago my brother got married somewhere in the Western part of the country. I came back with high spirit of working smarter in order to recover from the little "change" I spent for the wedding but things hasn't been beautiful, I must confess.

Now, I am contemplating on looking outside for assistance but I am the shy type who would rather go hungry than beg for bread. Things has to change, I can't apply my personal principles on this business of mine; business must survive no matter what it takes.

My question now is, how do I source for financial aid from people without losing my respect/ruining my relationship with them.

My extended family members can honestly spend hundreds of thousands for a wedding or funeral but NOT on projects like this, so don't bother pointing me to that direction. Yes I've tried asking one of them and the automatic response was.... Well your guess is same as mine.

Please let me know if you have a template of how to go about this "financial asylum" without me brown-nosing anyone.

Thanks as you respond to this post.

Have a list of possibly 20 people to visit.
The bigger the list the higher the probability of getting financial assistance.

Also be prepared as in have a 1 page pitch of your Biz or Biz you want to start.

Start visiting.

Note your I page pitch should have

1. Biz name and logo
2. What the Biz does
3.problem to solve
4.how your Biz will solve it
6. Targeted market
7.your competitor and how you can beat them
8.sales channels
9 marketing strategy
10.revenue,expense and profit
11.the fund needed and what it will be used for

I wish you success.


When you have gotten the fund make sure you pay back as at when due.

lekpaciouse:
Please do you have any ideal how much is the cost of small generator "I better pass my neighbor
"in the market outside lagos?

23k- 25k tiger 1400 copper coil

fabadey1:
I wouldn't mind to partner with a viable business idea.
What business can I venture into with 2m.

Is Agent banking a good idea and what are the challenges. Thanks

Do you mind partnership.
I have biz ideas + tech skills+ land + time-capital
What is lacking is capital.

The Biz ideas is commercially viable and economically desirable

Alwaysking:
Hello guys I have save some cash and am thinking of venturing into football viewing center business. would 600k be okay? Location is Lagos.

Yes it might be enough.
1.Container #250k
2. haulage to site #30k
3.(new 32inch LED lg TV 70k x 2 (#140k))
4.(3kva new gen sumec #95k)
5.Ox fan 8k x 2 ( 16k)
6.Dstv explora 38k(incl 1 month subscription)
7.Plastic chair 20 = 30k
8.Rent of space to put container # 60000

Total is 650k
But you can make it 600k but buying Tokunbo led TV 80k for the two.

whitebeard:
#12k..is the reason for arrest..!!

Recession is REAL

Oloruntobi4382:
Sent!

Many thanks
Will check and revert back asap

When will my sons and grandsons dash me tire rubber motor !

eagleccentric:
Hi guys
I recently acquired some hectares of land in Nasarawa strictly for farming purposes.

I intend to apply for one of these Agric loans but was told I will need a business plan.

Can someone help me with a template or one I can use as a guideline?

Thanks

How far for the loan

Prof. Margaret Olabisi Araoye
Provost, College of Medicine,
Kogi State University

Despite the rot, decadence and economic hardship in our land, there still exist millions of people like Abubakar Hassan with good morals. Please tell Buhari that not all of Nigerian are corrupt as he said in UK.

Welkom to Nigeria where force men are slaughter like RAM.
Its too bad Terrorism has come to stay.

PMB do something joor

My guy also sell his phone join.

He is afraid of been slaughter as a RAM. .

Smart woman.

Just like the one that put tracker on his husband car when he travel without the car.
When husband return didn't know wife is tracking every every.
So each time husband call that he be late from work cos of meeting.
Wife will just dial the code and be listening to very conversation. When he is about to head to hotel with the side chick the wife will stop the car.

So my guy started telling his male colleagues at office that each time he carry side chick his car always off. So friend advise him to stop using his car whenever he want to play away match.
Wife was not receiving signal. She then open up to her husband that she install tramigo.she call all the side chicks name and the date he went out with then.
Husband is like
Say no more.

Alashi:
No we don't have barley around here. Sorry, just the regular grains.

Ok

Do you have good quality barley ?
How much is a bag of 100kg ?

spartacus11:
2012 ohhh we both miss each other, came back same year, was in ghana for close to 2 years, but will be relocating to lagos island from the SS by next hear, it is abija i will like to visit

Abidjan is cool

Ugosample:
You realky flexed Gh

2012 tour Gh for close to a month
2017 twice and will be returning next week end

Light 247 even when its raining heavily with thunderstorms.
Neat buses with conductors always carrying pouches with full coins no change wahala.
They too like holidays and observe it both civil servant and private bizman.
If any shop open during Holiday likely Nigerian shop
Their Politicians only thief small small.
Isreali,Lebanese etc are the ones investing heavily in their manufacturing, electricity etc.
Wages are paid weekly so every Friday is Gbedu
Their ladies like Nigerian

Likely true
Similar to a case in my village one December.
One guy always throw party every 31 December.
The koko is for every meat you eat with bone you are in. As in after the party the guy men will collect all the left over bone. Here come the main gist if you are among those that eat meat that has bone your every every good thing that will come to you will go to them oooo
BeWare
Awoof dey run belle

Papa and mama join dupe pikin

Too bad

Take a trip
Use the time to think over and reexamine your self, your career etc
Best time to start that dream biz
Provided you have fund

Sometime i wonder why some people just escorts others come this world.

Click like
If you came just to see the new lie he wants to dish out.