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SlimBrawnie:
Today is my birthday

Zenith Bank sent me a birthday wish.
Stanbic IBTC Pensions sent me a warm birthday text.
Eco Bank has been sending me text messages since 12am today.
Even Nairaland sent me a mail.

But Keystone bank, my first bank ever has never for once sent me a message.
I'm withdrawing all my money and closing that account.
I dey vex.

Feels good to know I share same birth-date with the Acting President

Thanks guys for the wishes, God bless

refiner:
Virgin or no virgin....what matters in a marriage is character and understanding of both couple..

Miggs:
Ifediba is a sensible lady.The main issue with virgins is,when they eventually have sex,even if they are married,they are always inquisitive to discover if the sex act is thesame or different with other men.So presently being a virgin, doesn't necessarily stop ladies eventually becoming promiscuous or having many sex partners

Polyphony:
Baba no waste your time.
Her papa na scum

Valkaryie:
Men are scum, I've said it

omenka:
The drunken buffoon whose brain is so darn slow in processing and analysing things that get to it took three weeks to process local Intel about the chibok girls as he was drenched in drunken stupor. It is no surprise he acted the way he did when foreign help was extended to him. Now he claims it is "politica", and in his mangled brain, this mumbo-jumbo would pass for an excuse.

What a calamity!

Tazdroid:


Am I the only one who thinks about 3 mins were wasted reading this? It makes little sense

CaroLyner:
I think this gown is beyond amendment

Super1Star:
Party of the looters by the looters and for the looters.



Their association can only achieve one objective -- how to loot our dear country into bankruptcy again,

csbenedict:
bro no try anything transportation, it sounds enticing at first. but enter you go hear am. I did that before I almost ran mad. except you are willing to drive it yourself. moreover I will advice you forget about getting a danfo cos I heard ambode wants to phase it out.

in the real sense, that money can't really do much this time if you want to do business. how much will remain after getting a shop.

I dont know the kind of person you are and where you are based. but I think I have something I am doing that might interest you.

its tailoring line, I have the manpower and necessary industrial machines. for now, we are making bespoke coutures but I am working on mass production of boxers. where to sell wont be a problem. I actually need a partner cos I will most likely gun for my second degree this year. in essence, you dont need all your money to invest. maybe half, cos I have taken care of all the capital intensive stuff. ur money will be used to buy the fabrics for production and you put in your energy in supervising. dont worry I got superb young tailors.
feel free to contact me for verification before anything because I can tell you wholeheartedly that there are more businesses to explore from this.
its just that my popcy wants me to further my education thats why I am actually thinking about partnership.

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nnamdi1998:
I hate the man.How i wish it was Alex Oti that won 2015 election

nnamdi1998:
I hate the man.How i wish it was Alex Oti that won 2015 election

lefulefu:
is dat not what they call sagging .anyway guys who sag say they do it cos ladies love it

zicoraads:
They still look broke They should come to UniAbuja and see what it takes. These ones don't even have cars

veekid:

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only if the true story about the arrest will be reveal.

NPF? Very useless

Lunagirl:
If I were that girl, I will return the gifts, dash him extra 1 million and tell him to shove it up his insecure a**.

Werey

emmyid:
A South African Facebook user condemns xenophobic attack on Nigerians by her country men and also calls for peace.

Acidosis:
This is the greatest poo I've ever read this year.

Business is too broad a concept for anyone to make such ridiculous assertion. Do you know some businesses are exclusively for introverted persons?


What's your definition of BUSINESS? hawking garri and kwuli-kwuli in Ketu market?

greatgod2012:
The person behind this MMM really know and sure of so many Nigerians gullibility!


Enough of this torment for the participants jare, they've moved on, stop drawing them back to it!

dacovajnr:
The person wey Photoshop this na Terrible learner check the background of both sides..Ghanaians can be dumb ehn..so none of em even notice the "Photoshop"




















I dey look out for Someone sha

Juliaann:
But when she won that mgbn she was 19 how come she's still 22 after 4yrs





I am confused

kITATITA:
Just thinking why the caption is not 'Married man caught with his wife's best friend'. Everybody is condemning the woman and showing her picture as if no man is involved.

AshawoGirl:
That is how Nigeria boys are. 90% of them have small preek

Sunnymatey:
The poster above me is high on cow urine. What level of development have we attained? In 1980s Buhari says the youths are the leaders of 2mrrw, 2017 Buhari is still the leader. When is the tomorrow?

ShawttySoFyne:
All i see is poorly done makeUp

ikp120:
I'm sorry to say this, but Trump is behaving like an asshole.

Trump I don't hate you, but you are the worst asshole I've ever seen in all my life.

C'mon, we know the shiit the dude is try to curb, but what he is doing is a worse piece of shiit mehn. Trump doesn't listen to people. I mean, tyranny is written all over his life and history. Why da fvck did those people vote his ass into that fvcking seat?

A court in US has upturned the fvcking ban, but Trump's boys are claiming that they ain't stepping down on the fvcking order. C'mon, who does that in a nation like the USA?

Abeg who get Trump's phone number?

Sexytemi:
To All Ladies Out There, I Say Please Have A Side Boyfriend!

After reading toke makinwa's book "on becoming" I'm of the idea that if toke had had a back up plan, a guy she could count on if her boyfriend at that time maje(later ex husband) was in his usual act of cheating then maybe he would have taken her serious and respected her more..

I've been there where I gave my all into a relationship and was very loyal to my guy and yet after 5yrs of dating he decided I wasn't good enough for him, and left me stranded, it wasn't funny because I saw the signs but like every other girl in love, I ignored the signs and also ignored guys that would or might have made me more happier than he ever made me.

A friend of mine started dating a guy, and she got to realize he was cheating on her, and not only was he cheating but with a girl so young, when my friend confronted him, this guy practically lied and denied everything even he knew my friend saw all the evidences he still blamed her, and she asked me what she did wrong, all she ever did was love and give him all of her, she ignored all guys because of this guy yet he threw her love to the dogs.

Then another of my friend met up with a guy and ohh she fell for his charm, this my friend has had a fair share in the heart break department, her heart has been broken not once, twice and not even thrice. when she chatted me up and said"babe I've met a guy and he loves me with his all, babe he wants to marry me and babe thank God for me" I got to admit I was happy for her and in fact I thank God on her behalf and used her case as a testimony of good things to happen, I tap into her good luck and believe someday I'd also meet a guy who would love me as much as her guy did, little did I know the guy was nothing short of bastard, a guy who makes ladies curse other guys, a guy who is a disgrace to other guys...this guy impregnated my friend and made her father chase her out of the house, with nowhere to go she moved in with him and got to know who he really was, this guy still went after girls, cheats on my friend even in her condition, lodge in different hotels with different girls, and whenever she confronts him he denies it to her face, and in my friend's voice"babe, I'm so scared of him, he lies so much that when he greets me good morning I go out to make sure its really morning", and I'm sure we all know its wrong for a pregnant lady to think, but oh my friend is always thinking and sad all because she fell in love with an ahole and was loyal.

And this makes me wonder is it wrong for ladies to be loyal in their relationships?, is it a bad thing to fall in love and give you her all?, is it a crime for ladies to do all just to please their guys?, and why can't guys just be faithful to their ladies?. and my answers to these questions is just for ladies to have side boyfriends, with a side boyfriends you won't have the fear of the main guy waking up one day and leaving you for another girl, you won't have the heart attack of thinking of what your boyfriend is doing at the moment, and you won't be so involved in the life of your boyfriend for him to tell you you are choking him or think less of you.

Geraldyne:
Hi,
Its not a friends story or from a blog,its mine and I want you all to read and give me matured advice.

I've been in a relationship for almost 8 months now and everytime I go to visit my boyfriend..he must demand sex,even if I say am on my period.
Sometimes I just get furious and say am no longer interested in the relationship and he starts begging and because I love him, I forgive him.
He'll stop that for a while,then start it all over again.

He doesn't consider my feelings at times, there was a certain time I was still mourning the death of my cousin,he came around and after symphatizing with me,he wanted us to have sex..Gosh! I was so pissed.

The one that pissed me off the most was last night,after having like 5 rounds,I felt sore all over, I told him that and he stopped,then this morning, while I was trying to pray,he started touching me again saying he wants me.

I don't just understand whether this is normal,sometimes I just displease myself to please him but still he's not satisfied.

Am confused on whether to quit or not,cos apart from the sex thing,he still has his good sides and I dont want to make a wrong decision.

pls advice a confused sister...thanks

EYIBLESSN:
That's why Nigeria will still be far from development.

The project work is a research work carried out by the student based on his/her course of study.

Though mark was awarded. But what is the application of that research work to the society?


In developed or advanced countries a more powerful research will still be conducted.

Nigeria's development may still be up to the 30th Century. That's also why Nigerian Graduated are half baked. When most of your course should be practicals but subjected to theory and using mouth to conducting practicals it's a very bad thing.





Thousands is wasted on this projects I believe.