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Politics › Re: Two Nigerian Arrested In India For Duping People On Social Media by jojothaiv(m): 11:10am On Dec 14, 2022

The way this middle East/Asia Police dey take snap pictures with suspect dey be like movie scene...

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Family › Re: Marrying A Masturbator! by jojothaiv(m): 11:04am On Dec 14, 2022

fakum:
its quite bad to be honest. In as much as one has to be undertanding sometimes, onces it become too much or frequent, then its totally wrong.

I'm glad seeing and reading this.

I've always believe that life goes beyond sex and here we are.

Fashion › Re: Panic As Lady Cries Out She's Going Blind After Installing Contact Lens. Video by jojothaiv(m): 9:54am On Dec 14, 2022

Baloranking:
Imagine putting your hand in fire and complaining it’s hot. You never see anything

This is just the 'gninniged' dem never see anything...

Health › Re: How Much Do Doctors Earn In Nigeria? by jojothaiv(m): 9:42am On Dec 14, 2022

Interesting piece of news, well the JAPA wave have shed more light on the plight of doctors (and any other professionals). I wouldn't blame anybody want to try the other side of the farm.

Celebrities › Re: Reekado Banks Performed Live On Stage In Surulere Lagos by jojothaiv(m): 9:27am On Dec 14, 2022

losjeo:
Catch a fly, put it in a bottle and cover with the lid. After some time, take off the lid. Fly will still keep moving within the bottle.
Me: it's freedom time guys
Housefly: I am used to been here bro.

Lessons: Some slaves enjoy slavery even when opportunities to be free comes

Food › Re: See What I Bought For Just Fifty Thousand Naira(photo) by jojothaiv(m): 8:43am On Dec 14, 2022

Enemyofpeace:
See all I bought few minutes ago for just fifty thousand naira. Now my Christmas is set.

God no go shame us

How about the price of that rice?

Vawulence chief aka enemy of peace, na now I understand your point, no too take my comment serious because me and you know how you take reason those things up there for 50k.

E be like the boys wey help you run the deal na him you give that 50k make dem take hold body.

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Travel › Re: Nigerian Man In Uk Laments Over The Snow And Appreciates Motherland by jojothaiv(m): 8:41am On Dec 14, 2022

Hezzyluv:
Nigeria is a very very blessed country with bad leaders. Some masses are not helping matters too. Religion come do us strong things join.

Nigeria would be great again.
God bless Nigeria more
God bless Africa.

As for the masses, one thing I've learnt and see it happen right before my face is Nigerians remain Nigeria problem, both the one in power and the ones not in power. It's the same thing from down to up, from up to down.

And for the religion part, we are not anywhere better than the irreligious folks, in fact our piety is just a facade to deceive the next man standing, so there's no point talking religion to a corrupt soul.

If you think I'm lying, take a good look at some of the comments here and you would understand what goes on in the mind of the average Nigerian.

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Politics › Re: Petrol: NNPC Slashes Price For Marketers To Ease Scarcity by jojothaiv(m): 8:22am On Dec 14, 2022

thesolutions:
NNPCL is fraud. They buy up the products at cheap price while making government to pay huge subsidy on the product and then turn around to sell them off to unlicensed black market stations at a higher price making close to double the actual price. This is why you will always find black marketers having the product at a higher price during scarcity.

Nigeria is irredeemable. But it won't stop people from trying.

Hopefully, the ashes will rise.

Politics › Re: I Have Done My Best As President — Buhari by jojothaiv(m): 8:20am On Dec 14, 2022

Ghost of Za Plezidence Past!

Food › Re: Foods You Don’t Like by jojothaiv(m): 8:16am On Dec 14, 2022

SKIDDOLEE:
Don't make jest of me brother tommorrrow might be ur turn ..

Baba, there's no fun up there.

Hunger na constant thing for here, na why 3 square meals sound like foreign cockroach.

But no worry, better days ahead.

Food › Re: Foods You Don’t Like by jojothaiv(m): 8:02pm On Dec 13, 2022

SKIDDOLEE:
My stomach jus dey give me different type of hip hop tracks
I dey h aje .

Hunger later access you better.

Food › Re: Agbado (Roasted Corn) In Brazil (Pictures) by jojothaiv(m): 6:22pm On Dec 13, 2022

Senior man, I dey throway hailing...

Celebrities › Re: Old Videos Of Paul Okoye's New Girlfriend, Ifeoma Surface Online by jojothaiv(m): 5:26pm On Dec 13, 2022

It's the hypocrisy for me though, take a good look at some of the comments coming from the ladies and you will understand.

Celebrities › Re: "Cost Money To Look Like Me": Teni Flaunts Her Slimmer Body (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 4:57pm On Dec 13, 2022

Nemesis0147:
I thought she was proud of her body...what changed?

Body positivity na lie.

NYSC › Re: Couple Who Met During NYSC Set To Wed (Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 1:12pm On Dec 13, 2022

I literally zone out of the one year scheme.

I wasn't even shy but I just managed to keep to myself.

Business › Re: If You Had Known This Earlier, I Believe You Wouldn't Spend Lavishly by jojothaiv(m): 9:26am On Dec 13, 2022

pansophist:
A lot of people see their young age as freedom to live anyhow, but it's freedom to pick a path and walk it well. Why do you even need to impress people who don't care about you? Spend on nonsense such as women, clubbing, and vanity? Life is very unforgiving to the weak, and if you wait until you're old to learn this lesson, life will be nothing but hell

Well spoken!

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Food › Re: Why Is Food So Expensive Nowadays In Nigeria ? by jojothaiv(m): 4:22pm On Dec 12, 2022

Lorayne:
Gaskiya mutunmina.

You really dey chop outside.

Maigida, tau ya zamu yi..

Nigeria sai hankuri...

Politics › Re: ThisDay Editors To Dele Alake, Onanuga: You Cannot Bully Or Silence Free Press by jojothaiv(m): 10:03am On Dec 12, 2022

Olam09:
First to comment for the first time in 12 month

If you like talk say shey dem dey use am collect money from bank..

Dem no dey use am collect money for bank but just dey play

Family › Re: 75-year-old Widow Ejected From Her Husband's House By Her Stepson In Imo by jojothaiv(m): 9:47am On Dec 12, 2022

Wahala no dey ever finish...

Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy's Fiancé, Ryan Taylor Spotted Romantically With UK Model by jojothaiv(m): 9:47am On Dec 12, 2022

SpatialKing:
Nigerians are bent on destroying this relationship

How is it Nigerians business?

We have a population of over 200 million people and you're saying Cuppy's love life is what top the minds of the people, boss, abeg choose your words carefully.

Maybe, it's 'some' Nigeria netizens that care about her love life but there are people who don't even care about what happen to her and are not bother with any piece of news about her.

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Food › Re: Why Is Food So Expensive Nowadays In Nigeria ? by jojothaiv(m): 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2022

Lorayne:
Food is expensive in the north but I don't think it's ever as expensive as it is in the south.

This is the truth.

We still chest 1k per 3 rectangle meal a day, as 3 square meal is highly fallacious.

And by 3 rectangle meal, I mean a plate of 4 balls of Masa and a piece of meat for 250 Naira breakfast, local rice sprinkled with yaji and groundnut oil for 200 Naira for lunch and 4 balls of Tuwo Masara and 2 meat for 300 Naira as dinner. 50-70 Naira for pure water.

We continue the hustle the next day.

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Phones › Re: You Don't Own Your Phone by jojothaiv(m): 2:35pm On Dec 11, 2022

Concise and well distilled!

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Crime › Re: With One Year Left To Live And Spend 8 Billion , Yahoo Boy Becomes Apprehensive by jojothaiv(m): 11:48am On Dec 11, 2022

BigYash:
Hmmm. This is serious o.. Then what's the use of the rubbish,since they can't live long to enjoy the said "money" ?

A damning idea of where get rich or die trying comes from.

Sports › Re: England Vs France: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (1 - 2) On 10th Dec 2022 by jojothaiv(m): 9:23am On Dec 11, 2022

Softmirror:

As in, you dey mind football purists aka Johann Cruyff's total football exponents dem

My opinion still remains taking your chances is what football is about.

Sports › Re: England Vs France: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (1 - 2) On 10th Dec 2022 by jojothaiv(m): 9:16pm On Dec 10, 2022

Tchinaidi:
Morocco can not and should not win a tournament like the world cup with their style of play if there is any Justice for good football play in the game of soccer

The end justify the means, if possession based game is what you call good football, I'm not sorry if a dark arts team take the trophy home.

Take a good look at the tiki taka of the Spanish team at the end of the day, no be kati kati end am.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And Her Careless Attitudes by jojothaiv(m): 8:51pm On Dec 10, 2022

[quote author=Zucknet post=119058152][/quote]OP think his own case will be different, now we are here.

Politics › Re: "Lagos Is For Peter Obi" Banner Removed - Photos by jojothaiv(m): 8:49pm On Dec 10, 2022

Politicians self esteem is a bit lower, even their shadow feels threaten whenever it hear an opposition voice.

Let's them continue with the dance of shame

Sports › Re: Netherlands Vs Argentina FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (3 - 4) pens On 9th Dec 2022 by jojothaiv(m): 10:16pm On Dec 09, 2022

exegesis:
I dey tell you. I'm still in shock

Less surprised.

The Saudi match should have been an eye opener to the Argentine team but here we are again, hopping for miracles when we could've been our own miracle.

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Sports › Re: Netherlands Vs Argentina FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (3 - 4) pens On 9th Dec 2022 by jojothaiv(m): 10:06pm On Dec 09, 2022

exegesis:
Netherlands have pulled a Croatian on Argentina o

Nothing is promised in this life!

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Romance › Re: My Neighbor Is Dating And Spending On A Fuckboy And It's Pissing Me Off. by jojothaiv(m): 8:47pm On Dec 09, 2022

Persephone1:
Madam Ahnie better leave your neighbor and her fvckboy. E get wetin everybody dey look for, she is seeing it you are not

Inner eyes geng team lead!

Who I be to asunder what's destined to be scatter.

Education › Re: Little Girl Wore Eye Lashes, Artificial Nails To Her Graduation (Video) by jojothaiv(m): 8:43pm On Dec 09, 2022

Olachase:
Na only Adam kW wetin him eyes see for Eve hand inside garden of Eden

TV/Movies › Re: Job Seeker Delegates Interview Questions: Mr Macaroni Tinubu Chatham House Drama by jojothaiv(m): 6:34pm On Dec 09, 2022

Magnoliaa:
Na their conscience dey bite them.

The essayist don start typing.

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