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Food › Re: Look At The Snake We Killed. by jojothaiv(m): 6:30pm On Dec 09, 2022
Lala be like, ijoya ya!
Foreign Affairs › Re: Sam Brinton Accused Of Stealing (Pics) by jojothaiv(m): 6:07pm On Dec 09, 2022
There are niggas here who would gladly tell you that we are not bro, kindly address us as We!

So this non binary, binary or hexagonal talk no really worth am na.
Celebrities › Re: N-power Fraud: ICPC Releases D'banj by jojothaiv(m): 6:06pm On Dec 09, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

So D'banj follow for all these corruption

Reason why i will always say Nigerias are not really angry about corruption
They are just pretending to be angry because they are not the one carrying out the corruption
I'm glad you're Nigerian too, so the charity starts from within.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Power Must Be Grabbed, Snatched At All Cost (Video, Pics) by jojothaiv(m): 8:44am On Dec 09, 2022
"Political power is not going to be served in a restaurant. They don’t serve it a la carte. At all cost, fight for it, grab it and run with it,”

Mr Tinubu.

Freedom itself is not given on a platter except you want to practice the non violence ethos of the great Gandhi and Martin Luther and for political power, it's winner take it all, dog eat dog thing so the citizens (sadly the pawns) need to thread carefully too.
Career › Re: Call To Bar 2022: How A Little Girls Dream Became A Reality by jojothaiv(m): 8:39am On Dec 09, 2022
Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Grab my weed to read
Hard work and consistency i agree plus the money dey steadily

Because without the money that dream and goal can't be realized and actualized

Some of us get this kind dream that year but hunger change the whole thing
I wouldn't want to argue this because you're damn right however e get some weyreys wey their parents hold bar but dem still loose guard wet in God do for them.
Politics › Re: Rufai Oseni Vs Reno Omokri: Fresh Audio Transcript Emerges by jojothaiv(m): 3:31am On Dec 09, 2022
dele1727:
grin grin grin

This thread will be avoided like hell fire
grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: What's That Argument You Can Never Involve Yourself In? by jojothaiv(m): 3:29am On Dec 09, 2022
Politics, Football, Religion, whether Money is tie to happiness or not or better still if it's everything, the logic behind metaphysics as a body of knowledge in science and I'll soon be extending that non argumentative bias to Relationship.

In summary, any arguments that bothers on emotions with a sprinkle of logic, I dey bounce. It's either you choose the emotional side or the logical side but mixing the two is a big red flag for me.

Lest I forget, anything that will make me generalize to justify things I dey run comot sharpaly as stereotypes doesn't really cut it for me but then I still maintain a low opinion of everybody so that if them later surprise me e no go too shock me.
Politics › Re: DSS Gives NNPC, Oil Marketers 48 Hours To Make Fuel Available by jojothaiv(m): 9:27pm On Dec 08, 2022
SLAP44:
Good work DSS, next thing is to arrest the minister of petroleum for incompetence and possibly complicity in this mess. cheesy
Joseph in Dreamland.

Dreams come true sha but nightmares are dreams too.
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Administration Has Saved Nigerians From Hunger - Lai Mohammed by jojothaiv(m): 7:46pm On Dec 08, 2022
Heard some APC supporters ate to their fill during Buhari's eight years in office, even their shadows are well fed.

As a matter of fact, whenever you're in a filling station just identify as broom party member and you will be attended to and the shocking part of the story is you will get a liter for as low as 50NGN.

To cut the whole story short, the supporters exchange Dollars both in the black markets and banks for as low as 20NGN as I'm writing now, Baba Kasali, Mr. Cephas and Mr. Obinna say there's no need leaving the country since they started supporting APC.

Men and not so gentle ladies, so you can see that Lai is speaking from a place of deep knowledge, honesty and current realities.
Sports › Re: Big Party After Brazil Thrashes South Korea 4:1! (pix) by jojothaiv(m): 7:38pm On Dec 08, 2022
naijamanyoutube:
Some Hausas fit speak Yoruba, you don't have to be Yoruba to teach am.
Baba, if I fall enter that side na you ginger me make I no lie....
Sports › Re: Luis Enrique Quits As Spain Manager (photos) by jojothaiv(m): 4:37pm On Dec 08, 2022
flexyrule:
Did his bid.

Took a bow.

If he was a Nigerian, you'll be hearing 4 + 4, Continuity, etc even when they themselves know that it is time to leave the stage.
I see what did up there....
Sports › Re: Big Party After Brazil Thrashes South Korea 4:1! (pix) by jojothaiv(m): 4:14pm On Dec 08, 2022
naijamanyoutube:
My guy, this no be temptation, this na wetin Baba God wants you to taste in your life time. Very fine Brazilian babe go treat you like king, you go kolo. Plus their passport na 21st in the world and will allow you enter 170 countries easy. grin

You better make your moves. If you can speak Yoruba, learn basic Portuguese and then try to become a Yoruba teacher here, or in Latin America, they are begging for Yoruba teaches here, because of those that follow the Yoruba religion. They want to learn the language.
Omo, see motivation.

I be Hausa pesin but nothing spoil sha
Sports › Re: Big Party After Brazil Thrashes South Korea 4:1! (pix) by jojothaiv(m): 1:36pm On Dec 08, 2022
naijamanyoutube:
You have to come to Brazil before you settle down o! Make you come enjoy well well.

You see girls like these everywhere on a daily. It's hard to understand until you get here. Watch the video, it shows more than the pictures.
And you see way more while on ground here.
This senior man dey tempt me big time but nothing spoil, everywhere good na...

Na to begin make moves remain be this..
Politics › Re: Hafsat Sanusi Lamido Graduates With Masters Degree From London University by jojothaiv(m): 12:44pm On Dec 08, 2022
thesicilian:
Lol. And the jobless youths here are fighting themselves, calling themselves all sorts of names to defend these politicians who don't give a rat's ass about them.

The politicians have wrecked the land, soon it will be the turn of these their children who are being strategically positioned to continue where their parents stopped.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Court Jails Guatemalan Ex-President Otto Perez & His VP Roxana Baldetti by jojothaiv(m): 12:05pm On Dec 08, 2022
Na this kain news I dey like.

Nobody should go unpunished..
Politics › Re: APC Has Been Reduced To A Laughing Stock – Emeka Beke by jojothaiv(m): 11:59am On Dec 08, 2022
But God, why the sudden changes?
Am I also a APC member?
Sports › Re: Big Party After Brazil Thrashes South Korea 4:1! (pix) by jojothaiv(m): 11:58am On Dec 08, 2022
Solid!

See flexing but banny no go allow me try am, na so so gum body she sabi maybe I go later japa enter Rio later.
Sports › Re: Brazilians Enjoy The World Cup More! by jojothaiv(m): 8:16pm On Dec 07, 2022
naijamanyoutube:
Move on ke? I go soon find something to cook lol grin
Egbon, no be so o.

grin grin grin Sha no forget tag me make I confirm something.
Travel › Re: I Regret Coming To Canada by jojothaiv(m): 6:35pm On Dec 07, 2022
Bluntguy:
This your heading is misleading o because me, I regret reading this post. I am unreading it now.
Blunt nigga.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ndambi Guebuza: Court Jails Mozambican Ex-President Son For 12 Years Over Bribes by jojothaiv(m): 6:29pm On Dec 07, 2022
Africa will get it right most importantly, Nigeria will get it right but not with this current crop of leaders dancing and galivanting around..
Sports › Re: Brazilians Enjoy The World Cup More! by jojothaiv(m): 6:20pm On Dec 07, 2022
Royalagro:
Greetings my man, you no cook for us today ..
Baba forget o.

Senior man don move on.
Agriculture › Re: Tech Entrepreneur Dozy Mmobuosi Is Changing Africa's Agricultural Sector Through by jojothaiv(m): 6:15pm On Dec 07, 2022
Agriculture is Bae.

It's time man hit the farm and soil his hand a little.
Romance › Re: Bill This Guy From The First Day You Set Eyes On Him & He Asks For Your Number by jojothaiv(m): 12:39pm On Dec 07, 2022
Moh247:
So, if you want to test a man's Financial strength on the first date because you don't want a stingy guy as husband

A man should also be allowed to test sexual and romantic compatibility because no man deserves to marry a vaginaless cold log of wood

.
I like this truth.

In other words and from the OP's pov giving out money to roadside beggars and strangers is a sure way to determine if a man is stingy or not? I want to understand her train of thought.
Sports › Re: Eden Hazard Quits International Football At 31 (photos) by jojothaiv(m): 12:28pm On Dec 07, 2022
fergie001:
You did your part, maybe could have achieved more but still remain one of the finest.

You try!
Fashion › Re: Mother Going Blind After Tattooing Her Eyeballs Blue And Purple (photos) by jojothaiv(m): 10:52am On Dec 07, 2022
madridguy:
Disadvantage of too much comfort.
No better truth.
Crime › Re: Kano Hisbah To Destroy 18,000 Bottles Of Beer by jojothaiv(m): 7:42am On Dec 07, 2022
Kingabia1998:
Na by force to sell Beer in Kano State? When you are in Rome, do like the Romans.
Which place be Rome?
And the Romans shouldn't expect VAT windfalls collected from such products from FG either. The Romans shouldn't choose their own side of the hypocritical fence to sit upon, it should be holistic.

By so doing, we will know they mean their words and principles to core.
Crime › Re: Kano Hisbah To Destroy 18,000 Bottles Of Beer by jojothaiv(m): 7:39am On Dec 07, 2022
southsouthking:
Nigeria operating on 2 constitution.
One for the North and the other for the entire Nigeria.
Lord Luggard keep rotting in pieces.
I'm gad you let it out.

Criminal and Penal code is the name, while one is built heavily on religion and a piece of inshallah, the other is built on vibes, secularism and kunu Zaki.
Travel › Re: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by jojothaiv(m): 5:48am On Dec 07, 2022
QuinModah:
Why?
I'm only leaving the country for as a tourist and never as japarian. I know we have our own peculiar problem but with close to 10-20 million naira which enough to cover my japa needs and logistics I'd sit my ass down and go into the agribusiness I've been longing for.
Nairaland General › Re: Rivers State Government Taxing POS Operators N10,000 (picture Attached) by jojothaiv(m): 6:32pm On Dec 06, 2022
Offpoint1:
Once I start any offline business in Nigeria, the first thing I will buy is AK47. I shoot any official AT SIGHT.


Na me dey fuel gen for my business
Na me dey supply myself water
Na me dey pay rent,
No better road for my street to enable easy access to my business,
You tax Landlord, which mean say I dey pay indirect tax
You tax banks I dey use, bank in return tax me
upon all dey tax I no see one single thing I dey benefit from...
Small POS wey I wan take use see change dey clear eyes, you still wan tax me join...... Na to blast any modafoka wey come near me...
E be like you go order for two o. E get business wey I wan take am tidy too.

I dey for Kamilu the furious agbero, hin go later collect watawata
Travel › Re: The Abuja-Kaduna Train Is Back With Full Speed (Video/Photos) by jojothaiv(m): 4:47pm On Dec 06, 2022
Ebubu:
the trauma is still fresh in my mind lipsrsealed
Healing is on it way.
Romance › Re: Man Depressed After Being Dumped By A Lady He Sponsored Through School (video) by jojothaiv(m): 4:45pm On Dec 06, 2022
If it's that thing I'm seeing up there, my nigga should call for celebration instead.

I don't know why niggas no dey ever learn, you're not her father neither her relative, why play that role.
Business › Re: CBN Drops ATM Withdrawal Limit To N20k/Day by jojothaiv(m): 4:40pm On Dec 06, 2022
Moh247:
cool



Politician and Criminals are smart in collaborations with bankers

I pray we get things right...

Some criminals have started approaching random POS agents to help them make deposits for a percentage commission higher than their usual charges

.
It was expected.

Some folks here have turned it to shopping spree, buying grains and livestocks randomly. Some don't even care about the price, just ask and pay.

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