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Politics › Re: Obidatti Calling Olu Jacobs Name For Supporting Tinubu-- Politics Of Bitterness by Jokerman(m): 7:08am On Oct 05, 2022
TinuBATS supporters again with usual lies.

Joke Silva was just asked a question... Why did she stop her husband Olu Jacob from acting because of his age, yet she's supporting another Older thief for a more tedious job??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 11:09pm On Oct 04, 2022
BlueAngel444:
you forgot to add, Benzema makes his wingers world class grin grin
Hazard
Asensio
Jese
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 9:10pm On Oct 04, 2022
Lol... Europa league calling woto woto grin
TV/Movies › Re: Black Panther: 'Wakanda Forever’ Trailer (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:53pm On Oct 04, 2022
Angelfrost:
They dare not try that rough play! undecided

Like the rumor of changing the 007 Character to a woman!

They should be respecting themselves o!
They can't try those shits man grin
TV/Movies › Re: Black Panther: 'Wakanda Forever’ Trailer (Video) by Jokerman(m): 8:47pm On Oct 04, 2022
Angelfrost:
Aquaman without Jason Momoa

Power so far without Omari Hardwick (Mtchewwww) undecided

Captain America without Chris Evans (Smh) embarassed
Or Pirate of the Caribbean without Captain Jack Sparra (Johnny Depp)
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Are The Sons Of God In Genesis Chapter 6? by Jokerman(m): 8:35pm On Oct 04, 2022
Fallen Angels.

Read the book of Enoch.

These fallen angels are also principalities in high places and under the earth.

Many of them now parade themselves as gods e.g Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, Ra, Medussa, Hermes, Isis, Osiris, Amadioha, Queen of Heaven (Disguising as Mary) etc.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are There Demons That Are Powerful Than Some Angels? by Jokerman(m): 8:32pm On Oct 04, 2022
Who cares?

The are all under the Lordship of the Lord Jesua Christ, and every knee must bow...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Satanic Temple Sues U.S Govt, Says Abortion Ban Violates Religious Rights (Pix) by Jokerman(m): 2:12am On Oct 04, 2022
Failed satanic Temple
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:31pm On Oct 03, 2022
hensben:
Pity? Probably you think na Nigeria politicians dey organize the award or na Messi papa invent football. People see beyond just scoring goals in his game. Even if Messi nor score he will still be useful to his team but if cr7 nor score he becomes useless and benched, this is why he is always obsesss with scoring at the detriment of team progress. He was criticized in his last game for Portugal by Portuguese and his sister started blabbing rubbish.
A 38 old player??

What player at that age do you know still plays for his team??

Who is Portugal all time scorer and assist maker?

At euro 2016, who was Portugal best scorer, best assister and best player?

Only Pessi fans call Ronaldo detrimental to his team, when infact he is always the best player.

Pessi that denied Argentina copa America till Brazil had pity; and also world cup, is not detrimental to his team??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:28pm On Oct 03, 2022
TLona1:
Many players have been the best player in 2 or more leagues. Ibrahimovic, DeBruyne and Hazard are good examples.

Nothing special.

Now mention one player with 6 Balon d'ors. Just one.

I didn't say 7 o... I said 6.
Lol... so is Pessi thr first to win tournament best player?? Even Greizmann, Etoo, Sanchez have all won best player.

I'm talking to top 3 toughest leagues, you are calling Hazard... lol... bro grin... Ibro, won only serieA and ligue 1.... grin

Pele would have won 7 ballondor if it was awarded at his time.... Check the ballondor website
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:06pm On Oct 03, 2022
Trevor012:
You want Messi to do this? You one kill am
Lol... my brother... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:03pm On Oct 03, 2022
hensben:
On national team were they mostly play with not so good players has Ronaldo won best player of any international tournament? Which is no but Messi has won it all on that level.
Pessi wey dem dey pity give award..

Tell Pessi to win best player on another league apart from UEFALONA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Oct 03, 2022
hensben:
Okay I want to ask you this simple question; between cr7 and Messi who is the better footballer?

I don’t want to hear goals or assist because goal per match ratio messi beats him, he beats him in assist and awards. Messi has won player of the tournament in every national competition he has played whereas, Ronaldo hasn’t. No need to mention individual awards because Messi beats him. So by eye test on fundamental football ability wise, between cr7 and Messi who is the better footballer?
My choice is Cristiano Ronaldo.... how does that affect you?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 9:00pm On Oct 03, 2022
TLona1:
When he wins best player in any international tournament, wake me up.

GOAT wannabe. Always chasing Messi from behind.
Oh, that's why Pessi just broke his free kick records, or why Pessi is chasing his Uefa assist record or record goals, or record free kicks...

Tell pessi to win best player in 3 different league and countries....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:59pm On Oct 03, 2022
hensben:
You are a clown then, he played in Man U who were the best team in the league as at then and played in Madrid who were one of the best team if not the best so how does that change anything. Messi has won player of the tournament in every national team competition he has played whereas, cr7 hasn’t. Cr7 was worked for to shine at Madrid by his team mate, Benzema sacrificed his scoring prowess for him, same Benzema about to win balon d” or and led his team to ucl glory without cr7. Perez allowed cr7 to go without blinking an eye, to tell him he is not that important and the club gave him more fame by playing to his strength.
Now Pessi playing with Mbappe, Neymar, Verrati etc, he should win Ligue 1 best player too...

No too much noise grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:19pm On Oct 03, 2022
TLona1:
Why is Pristina Penaldo yet to be the best player in any international tournament?
He won best player at FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP Cup.

He came 2nd 2016. We know if not for the injury at the finals, he would have won it.

However he has won best player in 3 different leagues my brother... its not easy.. even Pessi can't do it...

Mbappe no go gree grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:17pm On Oct 03, 2022
TLona1:
They had to create an extra tournament called The Nations League so that Osuji can keep winning International Trophies.

Not valid in my books and also your books.
Lol... how far Copa San Juan trophy and Finalisima grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:13pm On Oct 03, 2022
TLona1:
They had to create an extra tournament called The Nations League so that Osuji can keep winning International Trophies.

Not valid in my books and also your books.
Lol.... you should thank Brazil and COMMEBOL for gifting Pessi one cup grin....

Shebi Higuain Don retire because of una grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:12pm On Oct 03, 2022
hensben:
He is goat in football world, same with Henry, iniesta, Lampard and the rest but comparing him to messi on fundamental football abilities is an insult to the game. Messi is the god of football.
You are a clown.

Ronaldo is bigger and better than all those clowns you mentioned. None of them has his records, goals, assists, awards, skills or dribbling technique, only Messi can be compared and put on the same level as Ronaldo.

No one else.

Ronaldo did it at 3 different leagues and countries, I'm waiting for Messi to prove himself the way he did at Uefalona though..... grin

Ronaldo and Messi are on a different table.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:58pm On Oct 03, 2022
hensben:
Stop being emotional cr7 fan girls. If you don’t hate Messi and not a cr7 fan girl why would you think cr7 is greater than him when it is the opposite.
You don't have answers to my reply... now you want to shift the goalpost as usual.... grin

If Pessi is great for you fine, Ronaldo is great for me too.. fine.... why is it paining you if Ronaldo fans call him GOAT?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:42pm On Oct 03, 2022
hensben:
Ronaldo is only quality in scoring goals with his legs and jumping high to score same goal. For example, messi scored 13 goals with his left leg only and cr7 scored 12 goals with his head, left and right legs who will win golden boot between the two? Messi so this is why messi has more golden boot than him which is the award for scoring. Now let’s go down to other abilities like playmaking, creativity and dribbling which messi is quality at and you and I know when mentioning playmakers cr7 will not be mention but messi would. Cr7 is not in top five creative player or dribbler.

First and foremost, Forget about order of arrangements of the images I want to show you below, but did you see cr7 there at all, because he is not great in these football fundamental abilities but Messi is in all. To tell you that aside scoring and assisting which are statistical Messi is great in fundamental football abilities . These are accumulative stats across the WEB.
Keep typing your trash compiled by clowns Barcelona and pessi fans

Goal scoring
Playmaking
Dribbling
Heading
Passing
Crossing
Leadership
Free kicks
Assist
Decisiveness


Use these attributes to compare these players... use all their careers, starting from when they were young till old age... both for Club and country... and let me see how you will rate them above CR7...

Foolish haters everywhere.

What Ronaldo played at early man utd, Madrid and Juve, apart from messi, which other players can play it??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:48pm On Oct 03, 2022
hensben:
Same thing with Ronaldo but Ronaldo fan girls want us to believe he is in same level with messi because of being great in scoring only like Halaand. Messi do it all; dribbling, scoring and playmaking, he is quality in all these abilities. We already have Halaand that will do more than Ronaldo but we are not getting a messi-like player any time soon. Messi is the best player this sport have seen followed by Pele and then maradona. Ronaldo comes forth due to longevity which gave him more individual achievement than De Lima Ronaldo so I will put him fourth, otherwise De Lima is better than him talent wise.
Can you list the things Messi, Delima, Pele etc can do, that Cristiano cannot do, and better?
Politics › Re: Woman Stopped From Entering Market For Not Paying N500 For Tinubu's Campaign by Jokerman(m): 5:06pm On Oct 03, 2022
Everyone should just be ready to vote Peter Obi for president.

This is the set time to change things...
Politics › Re: Picture Speaks: See the Women marching for Tinubu and the youths marching for Ob by Jokerman(m): 3:05pm On Oct 03, 2022
How much una pay them??

When you see people begin to pay for cloth, or aso ebi, know its money things
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Billionaire Drug Baron In Lagos, Recovers N8.8bn Worth Of Tramado by Jokerman(m): 12:22pm On Oct 03, 2022
LeoDeKing:
When did developing Lagos by billionaires become a crime? angry
Using proceeds from crime to do good, still makes you a criminal....
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests Billionaire Drug Baron In Lagos, Recovers N8.8bn Worth Of Tramado by Jokerman(m): 12:20pm On Oct 03, 2022
All these thieves and criminals.... using simple businesses to affront for illegal machineries will soon be exposed, all through and through....

Many are still hiding in all these new estates calling themselves developers grin
Sports › Re: 60 Goals: Messi Surpasses Ronaldo Free-kick Record! by Jokerman(m): 10:00am On Oct 03, 2022
OJEEMAH:
just the way nobody knows Messi has more golden boots than Ronaldo who is the highest goal scorer in football history

2years head start but leads with just 5 despite playing about 25-30games more than Messi in UCL.

You and I know it’s only a matter of time before Messi surpasses him in this category
Ronaldo fans don't really care much about these stats, it's always Pessi fans always trying to prove point just like what Oldnubu is doing grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Delusional To Think Moscow Won't Defend Territory That Becomes Part Of Russia by Jokerman(m): 8:51am On Oct 03, 2022
NATOPresident:
You're saying rubbish.
He said the truth.

Under Trump, there was peace
Politics › Re: The Present State Of Ariaria International Market In Abia State by Jokerman(m): 8:39am On Oct 03, 2022
Another party should take over Abia State.

APC or Labour.... PDP has tried their pseudo best
Politics › Re: Where Did Tinubu Get The Money To Purchase His VP-CBT Private Jet ? by Jokerman(m): 8:37am On Oct 03, 2022
Tetrahedron:
Are you ok?
Which we yorubas… you are not a yoruba but an omo-ale
Demdem.... shey iwo ni yén
Sports › Re: 60 Goals: Messi Surpasses Ronaldo Free-kick Record! by Jokerman(m): 8:30am On Oct 03, 2022
Lol... Foolish news....

So Ronaldo was leading since and we didn't hear the news.....

Also Ronaldo is leading the assists in UCL, but you won't hear the news now.... stupid media

Christianity Etc › Re: President Trump Has Blown The Last Trump. by Jokerman(m): 9:09pm On Oct 02, 2022
Why it isn't good to be a conspiracy theorist

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