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Travel › Re: Which State Has The Worst Capital In Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 1:45pm On Sep 19, 2022
ForumNL:
IPOB forming Yoruba

The " eniyan" have cast you
Ode
Eni temi... keep dreaming..... omo Iran kirán grin...

Moslem clown grin

We suppose pursue una Sagamu clowns comot from Lasgidi
Celebrities › Re: 'non-binary Alien' Couple Spat On By Strangers Due To Out-of-this-world Look by Jokerman(m): 10:05am On Sep 19, 2022
Lol... fools grin
Travel › Re: Which State Has The Worst Capital In Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 10:04am On Sep 19, 2022
ForumNL:
Ogun State will feed the whole of your South East
Who cares about SE, eniyan!?

Apart from Abeokuta and Sagamu, where else's? Oh maybe Mowe or Ota grin
Politics › Re: Campaign On Tribal, Religious Sentiments Attracts Jail, N10m Fine - INEC by Jokerman(m): 7:29am On Sep 19, 2022
Trash.

Christians in Nigeria will never vote Muslim Muslim, except the Judases bought with Money, as their master Judas the thief
Politics › Re: Peter Obi To Speak At LCCI Today by Jokerman(m): 7:27am On Sep 19, 2022
Where's Tinubu or Atiku??

Oh waiting for election malpractices as usual...
Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie & First Wife, May Together At Her Birthday Party (Pictures,Video) by Jokerman(m): 7:25am On Sep 19, 2022
Let love lead.

Judy Austin is a stranger in that house, and she will leave one day.
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 7:16am On Sep 19, 2022
walefresh3:
I am a Christian a Redeemer ...from victory parish ...and I will vote TINUBU.... 90% Yoruba Christians will vote ASIWAJU BOLA HAMMERED TINUBU.... Fact.. forget about the noice on social Media.... Una don successfully brainwashed other Christian minorities in Nigeria ... But yorubas are smarter.... We will not fall for your tricks...

We can't vote a bigoted-personified with religion fanactical mind set like OBI
You are a liar... no Christian is voting Muslim Muslim ticket, when we know that no Muslim, even the yorubas will vote Christian Christian.

You lots cannot destroy Christianity in Nigeria... ko le werk
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 7:14am On Sep 19, 2022
Sonyboom:
Just imagine comment from a foolish soul. When Awo contested with a Christian Christian ticket did your Igbo vote vote him.

This fool is fun so because I want to vote Tinubu I am not a Christian. You igbos are ridiculous to say the least.
Ode ni e... Ode.... must all yorubas vote Tinubu... alayi leko oshi.... angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Evidences Of 2 Future Tribulation Periods & 3 Raptures In Revelation by Jokerman(m): 11:50pm On Sep 18, 2022
Revelation 6 destroys the pre tribulation doctrine perpetuated by John Darby.
Travel › Re: Which State Has The Worst Capital In Nigeria? by Jokerman(m): 11:35pm On Sep 18, 2022
ForumNL:
The same Delta that Okowa has ruined or Edo full of villages, don't even mention Anambra or Plateau here

I know you put Ipob states, Plateau and Akwa Ibom there to get back up from and since you are from Edo,you decide to put it behind Delta

Laughsssss
After Lagos, Ogun is the next state in Nigeria
Kill yourself
Ogun na state? Lol... leyin Abeokuta ati Sagamu, ki lo tun wá ?
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 11:33pm On Sep 18, 2022
plaindealer:
Typical ZomBidient, always talking about B when the topic is A.

Mentally redundant people.. grin grin
Shey e pain you grin.... even Redeemed church gan ti e gboju lé, will never vote Muslim Muslim...

You think every Christian is ibo abi? e ti beeré grin
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 11:25pm On Sep 18, 2022
plaindealer:
The only oppressed people in Nigeria are people in the SE suffering under terrorists oppression and slavery, a region where if you don't stay at home as dictated to by terrorists, they kill and behead you, they burn your house and your business, a region where your own igbo people are slaughtered and thrown inside pits to rot away or roasted to eat like suya.

That is slave and oppression for you..
Your bizness Aburo.... just know that no Christian is voting Muslim Muslim ticket.... God forbid terrorist shettima
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 11:19pm On Sep 18, 2022
plaindealer:
What kind of people gyrates from Topic/Lagos to start talking about other places? ZombiDients and can't read and comprehend out-of-focus people.

When are you going to start talking about Nnewi, dirty and rotten Abia and the rest of your backward kerosene and wheelbarrow villages..? grin grin
Aburo, mi ò ba é lésì.... keep supporting oppresor
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 11:04pm On Sep 18, 2022
plaindealer:
Every time you people hear Lagos, Tinubu go just dey flash for ya face and begin traumatize your life.. grin grin grin
Ogbeni... that's because you don't mention other states like Ekiti, Ondo, Osun etc
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Sep 18, 2022
backtovillage:
Ode my region comes first b4 religion.
I can change religion at any time but I can't change region oponu
Oni iro oshi... grin

You are not a Christian, stop typing lies! grin
Romance › Re: Igbo Man Who Lived 100 ft In The Ocean For 3 Days by Jokerman(m): 10:32pm On Sep 18, 2022
God exists
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 10:19pm On Sep 18, 2022
backtovillage:
Are Obidients criminals?
Why are they crying on seeing the CCTV camera installation?
For the idiots that refused to see but let religion divide them thunder fire una.
I am a Yoruba Christian, Jagaban is my choice
Ode. You are not a Christian... no Christian will vote Muslim Muslim....
Car Talk › Re: Lagos Installs More Cameras To Track Vehicle Certificates, Road Worthiness by Jokerman(m): 10:13pm On Sep 18, 2022
nothingspoil70:
Lagos is another country entirely. Competing with advanced countries like the United states and the United kingdom
Lol... how is Lagos competing with other countries, with Bad roads, Agberos, etc, I don't understand.

Tinubu can never win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:44pm On Sep 18, 2022
Tammy Abraham missed two empty nets... the IQ of todays strikers is just too low angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:35pm On Sep 18, 2022
Make these Roma clowns no sha give Mourinho HBP.... angry grin

Zaniolo na just off player along with Tammy
Sports › Re: Cristiano : Photo Of The Day. We Don't Need Ronaldo,how True Is This? by Jokerman(m): 6:34pm On Sep 18, 2022
Paulolee go soon enter this thread with him epistles.... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 5:47pm On Sep 18, 2022
This Tammy Abraham na one kind mumu striker sha grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 5:22pm On Sep 18, 2022
Chelshit suppose sign Allegri grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Antichrist A Fallen god? by Jokerman(op): 3:53pm On Sep 18, 2022
ANTICHRIST

Apollyon is the first of the infamous “four horsemen” in Rev. 6:2. He is described as sitting on a white horse and having a bow. However, there is no mention of arrows.

Many Bible scholars believe this to mean that he has an empty quiver, meaning he is able to conquer the Earth without force. He will most likely be a politician or possibly a prominent religious figure, because who else could conquer or unite the world without violence?

Rev. 19:15 talks about Christ’s return, describing that “out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword…” If Jesus has a sword in his mouth, perhaps Antichrist has arrows in his. His words are sharp — the weapon of a true politician.

These words might also be the “fiery darts of the wicked” in Ephesians 6:15.

Regardless, Apollyon’s weapon is a bow. Is it merely coincidence that Apollo is the god of archery?

I understand that this could very well be coincidence. The similarities are striking, at best. I believe them to be more than happenstance. I believe that the fallen angels and their half-breed children were worshiped as gods by primitive civilizations, and that Apollo is Antichrist.

The “gods” are real, and they will be worshiped again during the “End Times.”
Christianity Etc › Is The Antichrist A Fallen god? by Jokerman(op): 3:52pm On Sep 18, 2022
THE FALLEN ANGELS

After Satan and his angels fell from Heaven (Jude 1:6), they came to Earth and mated with human women. Their offspring were powerful giants. That is to say, they were godlike. The Bible says:

“And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, 2 That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose. 3 And the Lord said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years. 4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown” (Genesis 6:1–4).

I would venture to say that there is a major correlation with these godlike children of fallen angels and mythological gods of many ancient cultures.

THE GODS

The Bible says, “God standeth in the congregation of the mighty; he judgeth among the gods” (Psalm 82:1), indicating that the gods were real.

Revelation 9:14–15 says, “Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates. 15 And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.”

This passage indicated there are currently four angels (gods) bound under a river in Iraq. These could very well include Poseidon and his son, Triton, but the Greeks also worshipped Nereus — the Old man of the Sea. Achelous is the Greek river god. Alpheus is a river god of Arcadia. Anapos is a water god of eastern Sicily.

There are dozens of other water deities in the Greek tradition. I believe any foursome of these beings could be the angels under the Euphrates.

The king of the fallen angels is Satan, or Lucifer (Isaiah 14:12). In Greek mythology he would likely be Zeus. Thus, the king of the gods is the king of the fallen angels. Many of Zeus’ children were born of human women, as were the children of the fallen angels — including Satan.

One of these gods is very likely to be Antichrist.

APOLLYON

Revelation 9:11 says “And they [locust-like chimeras described earlier in the chapter] had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.”

This “king” is the beast (Antichrist) who comes up from the bottomless pit in Revelation 17:8 and just happens to have a Greek name VERY similar to the god of the sun, Apollo.

APOLLO

Apollo’s birthplace, Delos, was chained to the bottom of the ocean. Apollyon will rise from the Bottomless Pit (Rev. 9).

Lucifer is the “son of the morning” (Isaiah 14:12) and Lucifer means “light bearer.” Apollyon (Satan’s son) would likely share some of his father’s attributes. Apollo is the god of the sun and light.

Gen. 3:15 says, “And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise they head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.” This can be taken quite literally, as it refers to Satan becoming a serpent, but note it says, “thy seed,” which indicates offspring throughout the Bible.

Why would such a reference be made if Satan did not or would not have physical offspring? “Her seed” is Jesus Christ, and “thy seed” is Antichrist/Apollyon.
https://simmonsopinions.medium.com/the-end-times-is-antichrist-a-god-b75de0701fd1
Foreign Affairs › Re: Strong Earthquake Hits Southeastern Taiwan ( Pics, Video) by Jokerman(m): 3:49pm On Sep 18, 2022
Nothing new undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Some Wives Are No Longer Attractive To Their Husbands — Pastor Kumuyi by Jokerman(m): 3:31pm On Sep 18, 2022
Dressing shabbily doesn't mean dress naked... it means stop dressing like a wretched person and wearing over blown dresses.

Wear clothes that fit you. Don't wear dresses that make people to commit sin. Don't dress like harlots or gangsters.

Dress modestly. Take care of your skin and your body.

Take your baths. Apply roll ons. Cut your hair. Plait your natural hair if needs be. Use shampoo to wash the hair.

Dress beautifully for your better halves.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stop Forcing Women To Cover Their Hair Before Entering The Church - Pst. Kumuyi by Jokerman(m): 3:25pm On Sep 18, 2022
Lol... grin

Some over zealous people are actually not going to any heaven
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Brentford Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) - Live by Jokerman(m): 1:20pm On Sep 18, 2022
Honchoslim16:
Nope!
I'm always a Cityzen.

What made me switch to Epl is that Epl is the king of all leagues in Nigeria.
So i just had to pick a team.... And that's Manchester City!
You are a pessi Barcelona fan you mean.... grin
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Meets With Young Content Creators, Entrepreneurs And Entertainers by Jokerman(m): 12:48pm On Sep 18, 2022
trutharena:
Asiwaju Jagaban met known actors and footballers and he’s been doing it even before he signified interest to contest for presidency.

In the video, I do not recognize any one of those content creators, maybe you can watch and let us know which of them are famous.

Jagaban is not an eye service man. Anything he do now has been done before and part of his normal routine.
Lol... shey awon baba agbas grin
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar Meets With Young Content Creators, Entrepreneurs And Entertainers by Jokerman(m): 12:44pm On Sep 18, 2022
Emi lokan won't like this... grin
Sports › Top 5 League "Best Ever Footballers" Based On PEAK LEVEL by Jokerman(op): 12:30pm On Sep 18, 2022
LA LIGA

1. Pionel Pessi grin ( Barcelona 2004 - 2021)
2. Cristiano Ronaldo (2009- 2018)
3. Alfedo Di Stephano (1953- 1964)
4. Puskas (1958- 1966)
5. Ronaldinho de Gaucho (2003 - 2008)


Serie A

1. Maradona (Napoli 1984 - 1991)
2. Roberto Baggio (Juventus 1990- 1995)
3. Marco Van Basten ( AC MILAN 1987- 1995)
4. Ronaldo Del Lima (Inter Milan 1997- 2002)
5. Cristiano Ronaldo (Juventus 2018- 2021)


English Premier league

1 - Cristiano Ronaldo ( Man utd 06-09) ��
2 - Thierry Henry ( Arsenal 01-04) ��
3. Mohammed Salah (Liverpool 2016 - 2021)
4. Alan Shearer ( Newcastle 1996 - 2006)
4. Eden Hazard (13-15) ��

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