European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 12:11pm On Sep 18, 2022 |
afrodoc2: Oh oh. You have diagnosis. Apologies. Lol... afroMechanic, the Ronaldo hater  ... If I listed best Laliga players, and I put Pessi, would you start listing chronologically by putting cruyff or Delima or Raul... lol... just because you know Ronaldo is actually the best there, you began to list chronologically  ... We actually listed according to peak performance, which you saw, but agenda  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 11:24am On Sep 18, 2022 |
BlaqFaze: should have signed a striker completing with Pickford and even losing Lol... why are Pessi fans scared of Ronaldo going to Bayern  ? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 11:23am On Sep 18, 2022 |
afrodoc2: I listed my Top 5 without ranking them. You can list yours and rank them. Abi fight dey inside? Why you dey squeeze my neck like Odumeje?  Lol.... Pessi fan as usual...  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 11:15am On Sep 18, 2022 |
afrodoc2: I listed 5 of them in chronological order. I didn't rank them. I would expect you to know what chronological order means. Lol.... list them according to peak level... who ranks things chronologically  especially when determining best? |
Politics › Re: Ignore Tinubu Agents Tribal Tantrums by Jokerman(op): 10:41am On Sep 18, 2022 |
Abdu81: We are tinubu supporters if you aren't voting tinubu leave Lagos or be thrown into lagoons Omo Irán kìrán |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 10:38am On Sep 18, 2022 |
afrodoc2: Yes.
Which of them did not have a real good peak. I know many indomie generation fans think Shearer is on the list just because of longevity.
In a 4-year period Shearer had the following stats:
1) Scored 30 plus league goals 3 straight years and scored 25 goals in the 4th year
2) 3 EPL golden boot awards
3) FIFA Ballon d'Or 3rd prize
4) FIFA World Player of the Year 3rd prize
5) PFA Player of the Year x 2
6) FWA Player of the Year
7) Fastest player to score 100 EPL Goals (124 matches). Was that as good as either Henry or Ronaldo? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 10:02am On Sep 18, 2022 |
afrodoc2: In chronological order Shearer, Henry, Ronaldo, Suarez, Salah. Based on peak level, not longevity |
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Will Not Return Until These Things Happen by Jokerman(m): 11:23pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
Ken4Christ: All eyes shall see him is with reference to his second coming.
In actual sense, the rapture of the church is not regarded as a coming of Christ. He will only descend as low as the clouds or sky.
And we will be caught to meet him in the air.
Hear the narration of the rapture below;
1st Thessalonians 4:16-17.
16 For the LORD HIMSELF SHALL DESCEND from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first:
17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be CAUGHT UP TOGETHER with them in the clouds, TO MEET THE LORD IN THE AIR and so shall we ever be with the Lord.
Our Lord Jesus will not come down to the earth during the rapture. It's a secret mission. He will take just the faithful and spotless saints away.
Those who didn't make it will go through the great tribulation. But if they maintain their confession of faith in Christ and repent of whatever they did that stopped them from making the rapture, they will still make it. But they will all be persecuted to death.
These tribulation Saints who made it are the ones seen in Revelation 7:14-17.
The raptured saints are the four beast or four living creatures before the Throne of God. They made it first.
The second coming of Christ will take place much later after the anti Christ has been revealed. Except you call Jesus Christ a liar! Let's study Matthew 24, from the Lord's mouth... Matthew 24:3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?Matthew 24:21 For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be. 24:22 And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened. 24:23 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. 24:24 For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. This is Jesus talking about the tribulation. Telling you Believers will be very much around during the tribulation, and also during the False prophet of the AntichristMatthew 24:26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not. 24:27 For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. 24:28 For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together. Jesus talking about the secret rapture theoryand tell us that it is a deception. Jesus also tell us gathering of the believers will be publicMatthew 24:29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken: 24:30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory. 24:31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. Now look at the timeline of events prior to the rapture. After tribulation, Son of Man appears in heaven, every one of earth will Mourn after witnessing Christ in the clouds, and then his angels will sound a trumpet to gather his electWho are his Elect?? The believers.; and also remember because of the elect, the tribulation days are shortened! So make no mistake, nothing like secret rapture. Believers will face the antichrist. Nothing like tribulation Saints. The work of the antichrist is to make war with the saints and overcome them. How can someone who missed the rapture, be termed a Saint?? Also remember only the blood of Jesus can cleanse Man.... which pre tribulation echoers say won't be available after the rapture, so what blood will be saving the pre tribulation Saints then? |
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Doze Off In The Public Today At Gombe: (Picture) by Jokerman(m): 11:00pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
ObituaryYebo: Many IPOB/ESN eldears are suffering from insomnia that's why they find it funny seeing someone falling asleep
It is a good sign that Tinubu is healthy and sound.
People wey no well dey sleep ? Ode omo.... people that sleep too much especially at that age is a sign of heart probs |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 10:54pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
Best Premier League Player Ever (Based on peak not longevity)
1 - Cristiano Ronaldo (06-09) �� 2 - Luis Suarez (12-14) �� 3 - Thierry Henry (01-04) �� 4 - Gareth Bale (11-13) ������� 5 - Yaya Toure (13-14) �� 6 - Eden Hazard (13-15) �� |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
Best Premier League Player Ever (Based on peak not longevity)
1 - Cristiano Ronaldo (06-09) �� 2 - Luis Suarez (12-14) �� 3 - Thierry Henry (01-04) �� 4 - Gareth Bale (11-13) ������� 5 - Yaya Toure (13-14) �� 6 - Eden Hazard (13-15) �� |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
Best Premier League Player Ever (Based on peak not longevity)
1 - Cristiano Ronaldo (06-09) �� 2 - Luis Suarez (12-14) �� 3 - Thierry Henry (01-04) �� 4 - Gareth Bale (11-13) ������� 5 - Yaya Toure (13-14) �� 6 - Eden Hazard (13-15) �� |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Jokerman(m): 10:52pm On Sep 17, 2022 |
Should have signed Ronaldo as the CF then for the main time.... but agenda must agend..... |
Health › Re: Is This Sperm Test Analysis Normal by Jokerman(m): 10:51am On Sep 17, 2022 |
Does not look good.
Go see a fertility doc |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Fact Check: Did Queen Elizabeth II Throw Food To African Kids In Viral Video? by Jokerman(m): 9:36am On Sep 17, 2022 |
Of course... its FALSE.
I don't know why people are accusing the Queen falsely, as if human beings themselves aren't the worse of God's creation |
Politics › Re: Lagos Obedient Rally Loading by Jokerman(m): 9:24pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
Yes o.... |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 6:00pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
Lana1: It's actually hilarious you consider yourself sensible when you're one of the dumbest United posters on this board. I mean you can't even string together a full paragraph without grammatical errors all over the place.
Haaland has scored 13 goals in 9 games and the mainstream media, not United fans, constantly talk about his few number of touches per game. Meanwhile your goat has 1 penalty, 1 siu and 50 claps from the bench in 8 games. But somehow, in your pea sized brain, we should not criticize such performance because he's your goat and he scored 24 goals last season.
Just stick to licking his balls and shouting Up Ororo every week. Clown. Has any other those upcoming player met Ronaldo's status? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 5:58pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
Lana1: Same person that called Martial lazy and complained about his lack of pressing even when he scored 23 goals in a season is now telling us not to complain about Ronaldo's lack of pressing because he scored 24 goals last season.
Anything to suck Ronaldo's balls. Clown. Ronaldo na Martial mate? |
Career › Re: Stephanie Busari Promoted To CNN's Senior Editor For Africa by Jokerman(m): 5:46pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
CIA mole  |
Sports › Re: ‘Messi The GOAT And Will Never Play In Europa League’ - Ronaldo Mocked After Man by Jokerman(m): 4:04pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
ThierryJay: Jokerman, I told you we must hear Siuuuu in Europa. You said never. Now your man did not disappoint me.
Come next year we are taking Siuu to the conference league.
This Siuu breakfast must be served at all levels  Lol... pessi or Barca will join us sooner or later |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Caption This Photo Of President Putin & Other World Leaders Together (Photos) by Jokerman(m): 9:25pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
All still second fiddle to the mighty USA |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:15pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
The day Ronaldo: - Gets humiliated 8-2 - Ruins the "club of his heart" with a mercenary 500M contract - Scores 6 goals in the Uber Eats League - Retires twice from his National Team Is the day I will consider him finished.  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:14pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
The day Ronaldo:
- Gets humiliated 8-2 - Ruins the "club of his heart" with a mercenary 500M contract - Scores 6 goals in the Uber Eats League - Retires twice from his National Team
Is the day I will consider him finished. |
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi: PGS Hand Barcelona Transfer Blow by Jokerman(m): 8:08pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
The day Ronaldo:
- Gets humiliated 8-2 - Ruins the "club of his heart" with a mercenary 500M contract - Scores 6 goals in the Uber Eats League - Retires twice from his National Team
Is the day I will consider him finished. |
Sports › Re: Messi Set New Records In UEFA Champions League(Photos) by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
The day Ronaldo:
- Gets humiliated 8-2 - Ruins the "club of his heart" with a mercenary 500M contract - Scores 6 goals in the Uber Eats League - Retires twice from his National Team
Is the day I will consider him finished. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by Jokerman(m): 8:03pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
The day Ronaldo:
- Gets humiliated 8-2 - Ruins the "club of hist heart" with a mercenary 500M contract - Scores 6 goals in the Uber Eats League - Retires twice from his National Team
Is the day I will consider him finished. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 7:51pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
LostMyZeal: By the time the international break is over, new wailing bowls will be issued to Leyqute, Ellexy and co make dem cry into
Don't worry, it'll be a better and shiny ceramic bowl this time around.
An upgrade from the ones una use last season on top our goal machine matter
Pretend all you want, we know your stand already. So keep fooling yaselfs  They will wail tire  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by Jokerman(m): 6:23pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
Kyase: Ronaldo na minus for this game sha Shey na only Ronaldo dey this match? You no see another player? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by Jokerman(m): 6:15pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
seunak2016: once he's done at man united, he can go Saudi Arabia for 1b contract per year because no top club in Europe will be interested in his arrogance and selfish football style again Can't you watch match... leave Ronaldo alone |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Sheriff Vs Manchester United: Europa League (0 - 2) - Live by Jokerman(m): 6:08pm On Sep 15, 2022 |
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