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Foreign Affairs › Re: America Creating Panic Round The Globe. by Jokerman(m): 10:46pm On Aug 02, 2022
This guy must be a moslem.... always hating on America.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 7:16am On Aug 02, 2022
Janosky:


See as Mr LIENUS dey display iberibeism in public.

1 Thessalonians 4:16 and Daniel 10:13, the same Michael at Revelation 12:7-9, Archangel Michael , Jesus Christ the Head leading every other rank of angels whether Cherubs or seraphims (Matthew 25:31).
Mr LIENUS,go and Delete these verses from your Bible & have peace.


cheesy grin cheesy grin grincheesy cheesy cheesy
There are other arch angels Sir....
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 7:14am On Aug 02, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
All Jewish names or titles has meaning:

Ehohim is a title and short form (El) means "God"

JEHOVAH is a name short form (Jah) means "He causes to become"

Emmanuel is a name means "with us is God"

Jesus is a name means "Jehovah is Salvation"

But it's when Michael was still in heaven with other angels that he bears the name "Michael" {Daniel 12:1-3} his name became "Jesus" when he was transformed into a human, it was his performance that signifies the name "Emmanuel" because with his presence among the Jews they felt God's presence in their midst.
Other titles given to this child:
Wonderful Counselor: one whose counsel is best throughout the history of mankind even greater than Solomon who was known to be the wisest of all men.

Mighty God: one who is mighty like a God.

Everlasting Father: one who replaces Adam our dead father.

Prince of Peace: one who will restore peace on the earth permanently.
Look at what Jesus claimed here....

John 10:30: I and my Father are one.

John 17:5: And now, O Father, glorify thou me with thine own self with the glory which I had with thee before the world was.

So you think this is still Angel Michael?
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by Jokerman(m): 10:53pm On Jul 17, 2022
dadalicious:
Some of these write up do not tell you the whole story. Winners chapels most times do multiple weddings at same time. And the joining is done first before other wedding frivolities.the pastor cannot halt the service just because of one couple when other couples are present .
So why not shift their weddings to the last?
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by Jokerman(m): 10:51pm On Jul 17, 2022
[quote author=Bkdson2121 post=114818217]You are the most u serious personality I have come across online, someone so indiscipline like the intended couple who are warned virtually in every of their counseling meetings about lateness, you boldly have the audicity to accused Can't something cause the lateness?? And if it does happen, why not fine or reprimand them, instead of outrightly stopping the wedding? You correct younglings in love
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by Jokerman(m): 10:49pm On Jul 17, 2022
WrittyWritter:
Did they say they will not join them together?..they will..but 35 mind late..not even 10 mins

Do you think the pastors don't have things to attend to�
Madam... reprimand them, then use another pastor to officiate the wedding... don't let people fall out of God line
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by Jokerman(m): 10:47pm On Jul 17, 2022
otomatic:
The church has 1 hour for wedding events and you are coming 35 minutes late. Is it 15 minutes that they will use to wed you?
And you were well aware that the event will start at 10 till 11 am.
Abeg free the church jor. You are not disciplined?
So people who are officiating (which is free, by the way) will just suspend their itinerary for the day because of you? Do you know another place the pastor has to be at after that 1 hour?
Did the church ask you to provide the diesel they are using to power the occasion? So you will just use your indiscipline to overshoot their fuel budget.
We want a better society but nobody wants to play their part. We want everyone else to be better while we remain spoilt brats.
Pastor.... many of you still need to learn what the Lord Jesus Christ is about
Christianity Etc › Re: See What I Saw In A Church I Visited In South Asia! by Jokerman(m): 10:42pm On Jul 17, 2022
I love this.

Some people will be owing debts, school fees, house rent etc, but will be giving tithe in church.... grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Things Are Getting Crazy In California. See The Pic. by Jokerman(m): 10:39pm On Jul 17, 2022
Californication grin

One funny thing is that someone who has not removed the speck of wood in his eyes, will come to remove the log of wood in theirs, with some hypocritical sermon
Foreign Affairs › Re: Things Are Getting Crazy In California. See The Pic. by Jokerman(m): 10:36pm On Jul 17, 2022
These clowns.

Too much wokeness causing trouble....

Hell is not what these blind humans should joke with
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden Backs Two-State Solution Of Palestine And Isreal by Jokerman(m): 10:34pm On Jul 17, 2022
Righteousness2:
Dividing God's land of Israel is the red line, because as they say Peace and Safety (A Two-State Solution) then sudden destruction.

The Ancient of days, GOD ALMIGHTY gives the most dire warning to the nations who would divide up HIS land.


God's Foreign policy is Pretty simple!
If you Bless Israel! You are Blessed! If you Curse Israel, you will be Cursed!
I sincerely believe GOD raised Biden as Judgement on Nomerica the former USA.

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are living in the Last of the Last days, JESUS Christ is Coming ! It will be Suddenly! In the twinkling of an eye! Get Ready to avoid the Calamities Coming on this sinking earth.
Sometimes you will write like a true Christian, another time you will write like someone who doesn't understand.... na wa for you.
Sports › Re: 'ESPN': Atletico Madrid And Bayern After Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 4:15pm On Jul 17, 2022
ThierryJay:
My brother, Ronaldo has a track record of suppressing fellow teammates creativity simply because he commands attention for the ball as a touted messiah making others lose their initiative which may be difficult for them to regain.

Benzema just discovered that he is Ballon D'or material after Ronaldo left. Benzemiss he used to be fondly called then. Imagine a striker scoring 5 goals a season playing alongside Ronaldo, even worse than Messi's supposed worst goalscoring season in PSG as a midfielder.

Dybala lost his mojo as soon as Ronaldo came. The guy is still trying to recover. Bruno's woes after CR's arrival has been well documented. Same with Rashford, Cavani, Greenwood and Pogba who were on an upward trajectory before Ronaldo's arrival.

Chiellini confirmed this saying Juve lost initiative by depending on Ronaldo. This is beyond trolling, it's a logical fact that Bayern should obviously avoid.
All these are not true....

If I ask you for proof now, it will be stories as usual...

Has any player that plated with or alongside Messi, ever won the ballondor?

Isn't he suppressing them too?
Sports › Re: 'ESPN': Atletico Madrid And Bayern After Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 3:44pm On Jul 17, 2022
ThierryJay:
At least last season, Gnabry scored 17 goals while Sane scored 13 goals, even old Muller put in 10goals and 22 assists. If Pendu comes, dem no go see shingba score. Just ask former Bruno Penandez who became Bruno Missandez upon sniffing CR's boxers grin
Not Ronaldo fault my brother.... Bruno is not a striker or Inside FW...
Sports › Re: 'ESPN': Atletico Madrid And Bayern After Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 2:08pm On Jul 17, 2022
ThierryJay:
Bro, I just want to hear SIUU in Europa grin grin grin
grin

Won't happen... ucl misses Ronaldo.... Bayern must accept o grin
Sports › Re: 'ESPN': Atletico Madrid And Bayern After Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 1:39pm On Jul 17, 2022
ThierryJay:
OJ my guy. True, It was the same tactic he used to eventually get Ronaldo to Man u last year. Wasiu is looking for easy way out.

Even after selling Lewy, Bayern has still maintained they dont want CR. I hope they dont budge to Mendes' antics.
Yiu are a barca fan, and you are praying Bayern doesn't get Ronaldo, why?? You dey fear bro... grin
Sports › Re: 'ESPN': Atletico Madrid And Bayern After Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 1:38pm On Jul 17, 2022
ThierryJay:
So that by the time Sane, Mane and Muller stop scoring una go talk say na CR dey carry Bayern on hin own as usual.

Why is it that you so called man U fans want your best player to abandon your team? And una go dey justify am with bullcrap. Fake fans grin
How many goals those ones dey score before, no be Lewandoski dey carry them before, so if Ronaldo joins them, what's the difference?

Ronaldo needs to play retirement football with a team like Bayern or PSG, to keep his records and acheive new ones.... time to statpad actually
Christianity Etc › Re: Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In The U.K For Preaching - (righteousness2 Responds) by Jokerman(m): 1:29pm On Jul 17, 2022
Yes.

God will deliver him. He'll be free soon. He committed no crime....

God word must ge taught everywhere. If people can do demonstration of wicked LGBTQ, then they have no right to hold him
Politics › Re: Why Must Apc Lose An Election For You Guys To Label It Free And Fair by Jokerman(m): 9:47am On Jul 17, 2022
APC can win with good candidates.... not clowns like buhari
Christianity Etc › Re: Winners Chapel Refuses To Wed Couple In Akwa Ibom Over Lateness by Jokerman(m): 9:12am On Jul 17, 2022
Foolish Nigerian overdo churches sometimes....
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 8:26am On Jul 17, 2022
Jesus Is called "Emmanu-el".... God is with us.

Michael is "who is like unto God".

These JW people should know that the Lord Jesus is Lord over all things, angels, spirits, principalities etc... Only, the Father is greater.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 8:23am On Jul 17, 2022
johnw47:
michael stands for the nation of israel
Jesus is saviour of people from all nations

at the second coming of Christ when He comes with all his angels
Jesus gives a command, an archangel calls out
and the trumpet of God sounds

then the dead in Christ rise first:

1 thess 4:16 literal translation from greek
because Himself the Lord with a loud command with the voice of an archangel and
with [the] trumpet of God will descend from heaven and the dead in
Christ will rise first

The Lord comes with a loud command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God
The Lord is not an angel(angelic being) just like He is not a trumpet

in fact Jesus has an angel, probably michael, who speaks throughout the book of revelation as if He is Jesus:

Rev 22:16 I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches



ev 19:13  And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. 
Rev 19:14  And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. 
Rev 19:15  And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. 
Rev 19:16  And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.

The Word of God/KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS JESUS CHRIST gives a loud command,
the voice of an archangel from the army of angels calls out
and the trumpet of God sounds



michael is one of the chief angels, but Jesus is Lord of michael and of all the angels
just like macarthur was general in charge of all the usa army, but roosevelt the president was commander over macarthur and all his army

Jesus is to michael as
roosevelt was to macarthur


there is only one higher than Jesus and that is His Father

all angels are created by Father and the Word/jesus:

Col 1:16  For by him were all things created, that are in heaven, and that are in earth, visible and invisible, whether they be thrones, or dominions, or principalities, or powers: all things were created by him, and for him: 
Col 1:17  And he is before all things, and by him all things consist.

Jesus created all things in heaven, visible and invisible
all things in heaven include all angels

Jesus is before all things, so He is not a created thing

God bought His Word out of Himself, begat
before then Wisdom always existed in God

of course things of the Spirit are not understood by those of the world



false jw's add to God's word changing the bolded to: "he is before all other things"
to hide the truth from their sect members
Thank you.... I don't know where this JW people get their misinterpretations from
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 8:21am On Jul 17, 2022
Janosky:
Genesis 10:25 & Daniel 10:13,"ONE" is Senior, First, Leader. etc.(Strong's (h259,go & confirm.)
There are other commanding angels.

Michael
Raphael
Gabriel
Uriel etc
Politics › Re: INEC Declares PDP's Adeleke Winner Of Osun Governorship Election 2022 by Jokerman(m): 8:19am On Jul 17, 2022
FuckSilly:
Okay.
Another awaiting disaster...
A DANCING SENATOR grin


Meanwhile,

PETER OBI WILL NEVER BE THE PRESIDENT OF THIS COUNTRY!

Save this post!

Osu Alusi Ipob jew pigs are full of arrogance and hate for themselves and others.

You will hardly see any true Igbo man supporting Tinubu but I know a lot of yorubas and Hausa/fulanis supporting Obi and this doesn't make sense.

They have the worst performing and corrupt governors and leaders. Most of them ranting online are typing from Lagos, Ogun or Ibadan instead of Anambra, Enugu or Imo State, yet they call themselves developer grin grin grin grin grin
Instead of them to start by holding their senseless, evil and corrupt leaders responsible first, they fume and exhibit their epilepsy trait online at the mention of Tinubu or anything matter concerning yorubas.


Una never READY grin grin grin grin
Tinubu is not fit to rule.... Many persons would have supported Osibanjo....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Jokerman(m): 8:05pm On Jul 16, 2022
OhBritannia:
You are still making the same mistake, over again and again.
You ain't a good football analyst.
At least i know where to get real news from but you rely on goggle and i don't rely on Google.
Lmaobrittannia... then still give you marca, you still dey talk another thing....
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 7:58pm On Jul 16, 2022
cornelboy:
Which angel has the effontery to rebel? grin
Any angel could rebel ogbeni.

My question is, if the son is superior to other angels, is the Father not superior to the son?
Only a very very top angel can have to effontery to rebel and make war in heaven.

Yes, the Father is superior to the son... no arguments here
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 7:38pm On Jul 16, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
YES!
That's the one and only creature who has been with God from the beginning that's why he is right called the "Archangel"
1. You have no proof of this.

2. Archangel Michael isn't the express "word" of God

3. So what role was lucifer in heaven before he rebelled? Remember, no ordinary angel could have the effontery to rebelled against God.
Sports › Re: 'ESPN': Atletico Madrid And Bayern After Cristiano Ronaldo by Jokerman(m): 7:15pm On Jul 16, 2022
Footballing world needs Ronaldo to Bayern for statpadding reasons....
Sports › Re: Why Are Top European Teams Rejecting Ronaldo? by Jokerman(m): 7:13pm On Jul 16, 2022
Most of these news are fake.

Only Bayern for now
Politics › Re: 2023: Why INEC should disqualify Peter Obi – Bashir Ahmad by Jokerman(m): 6:09pm On Jul 16, 2022
Ode man grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 5:33pm On Jul 16, 2022
John 1:1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
1:2 The same was in the beginning with God.
1:3 All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.


1:10 He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
1:11 He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
1:12 But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:


1:14 And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.


Please is the word of God referring to Angel Michael here?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:27pm On Jul 16, 2022
joviegghead:
Ronaldo that is being hawked rn.

Jorge mendes:

"Buy your Ronaldo. Your sweet sweet Ronaldo. E dey last well well"
Bayern go soon bulge grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 5:27pm On Jul 16, 2022
FirstbornWds:
And Bayern doesn't want Ronaldo for footballing reasons.

Chikena
Lol... what more does a 37 year old want than to statpad and create some records and win free trophies my brother? grin

Statpadding is needed o

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