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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Jokerman(m): 8:06am On Aug 12, 2022
FirstbornWds:
Ronaldo family ehn...
Keep spreading fake news
Family › Re: Lagos Couple Seek Help After Losing Four Children In A Fire by Jokerman(m): 7:58am On Aug 12, 2022
This life is about prayer.

Also, men don't sleep much at night... you must go round and check everything even up to 12am/1am.

God will give you people another Job
Family › Re: Unusual Behavior Between My Step Brother And My Wife by Jokerman(m): 11:40pm On Aug 11, 2022
Next time control the situation...... you are a man...
Crime › Re: My Fellow Friends Pls Need Advice Because I'm A Mess by Jokerman(m): 9:01pm On Aug 11, 2022
Lol....

Betting addiction has landed you in gbege.... te the bet operator what the money is meant for and maybe he can give you back....
Romance › Re: Is It Okay To Compliment My Female Boss? by Jokerman(m): 8:46pm On Aug 11, 2022
Who is this clown?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Jokerman(m): 8:18pm On Aug 11, 2022
Sell Rashford jare...
Politics › Re: Is This True Of Tinubu Supporters? by Jokerman(op): 5:57pm On Aug 11, 2022
Tribal politics will not work this election
Politics › Is This True Of Tinubu Supporters? by Jokerman(op): 4:36pm On Aug 11, 2022
Northerners: Mock Tinubu's health, think he is corrupt & think he is power hungry

BATs: � kiss embarassed

South: Tinubu is sick, he shouldn't be contesting for President

BATs: Igbos should leave Lagos, Yoruba's betraying Tinubu, let them be respectful to their elders
Romance › Re: What Is The Essence Of Ladies Having big Booties or Nyash?. by Jokerman(m): 12:37pm On Aug 11, 2022
Private and public prostitution on the rise
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Dangles Freedom To Prisoners If They Fight In Ukraine by Jokerman(m): 7:29am On Aug 11, 2022
Lol..... grin
Politics › Re: Pastor Rejects Governor Ayade's ₦25M Donation, Tells Him To Pay Salaries With It by Jokerman(m): 2:33pm On Aug 10, 2022
Supreme01:
This governors self...Imagine the way they are dishing out puplic funds without any fear of being questioned or checkment.
Well, I think the Pastor should have collected the money and set up business for his members either. The govenor will still pocket the money, beside he lost nothing.
Collecting the money is a stain on the pastor... the truth is the best medicine
Foreign Affairs › Re: Japan: Hirosima Marks 77th Anniversary Of The First Atomic Bomb Attack by Jokerman(m): 2:22pm On Aug 10, 2022
Originalsly:
Hmmm...... so why didn't they drop the bombs immediately after Pearl Harbour was attacked?
The Germans weren't the ones who bombed pearl harbour my brother
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Plant Good And Evil In The Garden Of Eden? by Jokerman(m): 7:18am On Aug 10, 2022
tctrills:
Your opinion. Jesus came to die for sin. Read and understand 1 Cor 15. 21 For since by man came death, by man came also the resurrection of the dead.
22 For as in Adam all die, even so in Christ shall all be made alive.
23 But every man in his own order: Christ the firstfruits; afterward they that are Christ's at his coming.
About Jesus Christ not needing to come..... correct.

About remaining in the garden ------ not correct

Genesis 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Plant Good And Evil In The Garden Of Eden? by Jokerman(m): 1:05am On Aug 10, 2022
tctrills:
If Adam had not eaten the fruit, Jesus Christ would not have come and man would remain in the garden forever.
Wrong
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Jokerman(m): 9:46pm On Aug 09, 2022
The terminal list...

Chris Pratt
Christianity Etc › Re: How Is Jesus God ? by Jokerman(m): 8:59pm On Aug 09, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Well Michael is the ARCHANGEL the angel that is above all other angels! smiley
You are here again with your antichrist message even after opening your eyes to a lot on my thread
Christianity Etc › The Creation And Design Of Human Being by Jokerman(op): 8:41pm On Aug 09, 2022
I have this question to ask, please, how did God make man?? I know from thr dust.... but how did God think of the brain, the heart, skeleton,.... how did he think of genetical codes, etc...

Please I need answers?

I need to worship him everyday... please. Please
Politics › Re: 2023: Tinubu Is Nigeria’s Only Solution – Oluwo by Jokerman(m): 9:20am On Aug 09, 2022
Lol... what would he gave said before?? Una want make e food (egunje) stop.. grin
Romance › Re: LGBTQ Vs HOMOPHOBES In The African Society. (discuss) by Jokerman(m): 9:48pm On Aug 08, 2022
CIA spies on Nairaland, continue
Romance › Re: Rise Of Lesbianism by Jokerman(m): 6:55pm On Aug 08, 2022
Bluewitch:
Mind your business
Lesbo... repent
Politics › Re: Will You Vote In Next Year's General Elections Or Not? by Jokerman(m): 6:49pm On Aug 08, 2022
My very first time voting.

President: Peter Obi

Governor: Babajide Sanwo Olu

L.G.A: Ogunlewe Moyo

That's how I'm voting
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 5:53pm On Aug 07, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Yeah you can compare to Gabriel who made a man deaf simply because Zachariah doubted what Gabriel said! Luke 1:18-21

Michael will never do such because he feels so close to humans much more than all other creatures {Proverbs 8:31} these and many more are the qualities he got from his father! Psalms 103:14

You will continue to learn each day if you come closer to JWs, of course we are imperfect humans like everyone else but God's active force is working with us so when we teach it reaches the hearts of those who are truly disposed for everlasting life! smiley
Other points to show Jesus is not Archangel Michael..

Revelation 1:4 John to the seven churches which are in Asia: Grace be unto you, and peace, from him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and from the seven Spirits which are before his throne;
1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,
1:6 And hath made us kings and priests unto God and his Father; to him be glory and dominion for ever and ever. Amen.
1:7 Behold, he cometh with clouds; and every eye shall see him, and they also which pierced him: and all kindreds of the earth shall wail because of him. Even so, Amen.
1:8 I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

1:9 I John, who also am your brother, and companion in tribulation, and in the kingdom and patience of Jesus Christ, was in the isle that is called Patmos, for the word of God, and for the testimony of Jesus Christ.

1:10 I was in the Spirit on the Lord's day, and heard behind me a great voice, as of a trumpet,
1:11 Saying, I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last:
and, What thou seest, write in a book, and send it unto the seven churches which are in Asia; unto Ephesus, and unto Smyrna, and unto Pergamos, and unto Thyatira, and unto Sardis, and unto Philadelphia, and unto Laodicea.
1:12 And I turned to see the voice that spake with me. And being turned, I saw seven golden candlesticks;
1:13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.
1:14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
1:15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.
1:16 And he had in his right hand seven stars: and out of his mouth went a sharp twoedged sword: and his countenance was as the sun shineth in his strength.
1:17 And when I saw him, I fell at his feet as dead. And he laid his right hand upon me, saying unto me, Fear not; I am the first and the last:
1:18 I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death



As per the bolded, do yiu think if Jesus is Archangel Michael, he can make these claims?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 5:45pm On Aug 07, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Yeah you can compare to Gabriel who made a man deaf simply because Zachariah doubted what Gabriel said! Luke 1:18-21

Michael will never do such because he feels so close to humans much more than all other creatures {Proverbs 8:31} these and many more are the qualities he got from his father! Psalms 103:14

You will continue to learn each day if you come closer to JWs, of course we are imperfect humans like everyone else but God's active force is working with us so when we teach it reaches the hearts of those who are truly disposed for everlasting life! smiley
Archangel Michael, an Angel of War, cool headed? Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: The Son Is Superior To Angels by Jokerman(op): 5:44pm On Aug 07, 2022
AgirlsNightmAre:
Atleast I learnt something today ie Michael the Archangel is cool headed grin grin cheesy grin
Lol... those JW clowns..... grin
Christianity Etc › Does War And The News Of Wars Mean The End Has Come? by Jokerman(op): 5:42pm On Aug 07, 2022
Some people believe the news of Wars from the middle east, Ukraine, Russia will bring about the end of the world, probably by the start of a new world war.

Is this true? Any proof?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Did God Plant Good And Evil In The Garden Of Eden? by Jokerman(m): 5:38pm On Aug 07, 2022
tctrills:
That's your opinion not biblical. And even if God gave them the fruit, they would still die and it would be said that God led man to death.
They wouldnt have died. Disobeying God led to the pronunciation of death to living things....
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 7th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 3:52pm On Aug 07, 2022
Kingcalls:
Empty head...fool
Bro... you suppose ignore am... grin... you already know say na attention seeker... grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Brighton (1 - 2) On 7th August 2022 by Jokerman(m): 2:58pm On Aug 07, 2022
Lashist:
Clown cheesy make ronaldo go monaco or lyon...make he go enjoy farmers league then help them win champions league or league cheesy
Lol... dem no get Ronaldo money... na Bayern now

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